First of all, let me preface this article with a bit of a disclaimer: Most Rabbit toys SUCK.
I know this is a bit of a strange way to start a piece about the best rabbit vibrators, but you guys expect honesty from me and I would hate not to deliver. So if I was going to do a rabbit vibrator review roundup as I usually do it with other toys I would have a really hard time populating it with real hits.
But what did you expect? Rabbits initially gained popularity thanks to the hit TV show Sex and the City… a show created by Darren Star, an openly gay man.
Now repeat after me folks: Getting your sex toy advice from men who have absolutely no interest in vaginas is never a great idea!
I don’t want to throw Darren completely under the bus, he did normalize sex toy usage amongst women after all. In my opinion, that’s always a good thing, no matter how misleading his stamp of approval initially was.
So thank you Darren, but still, screw you a little bit for making my job a little harder!
Why are Rabbit sex toys so bad?
It wouldn’t be fair to shit all over an entire sub-category of sex toys without giving you a bit of an explanation.
If you’ve ever been pulled into using rabbit vibrators only to be left wondering how to actually enjoy said toy, know that you’re not broken or alone. These toys are just generally flawed by design.
Heck, just read any honest rabbit vibrators reviews and you’ll be bound to read something along the lines of “Not for me” somewhere in the conclusion. And if did work for that reviewer, chances are it’ll only work for them or people built exactly like them.
So without further ado, here are the 2 major issues these overrated toys present:
Anatomy
The biggest problem with dual-vibes is that there’s not a single vulva-vagina combo that works exactly the same.
Some have clitorises 1-inch away from their vaginal opening, others have them 2-inches away. Some vaginas are shallow while others are deep and G-spot positions vary wildly from one person to another.
Expecting a single rabbit vibrator to cover about half of the human population’s needs is absolutely ludicrous, especially when all vulvas & vaginas are all essentially unique little snowflakes!
Of course, you could just keep buying dual-vibrators until you found one that fits, but considering the price of most of the decent options out there, you’d most likely go bankrupt before you found the perfect match!
Thrusting
Let’s say you found said perfect match.
Well, I sure hope you don’t like thrusting or rocking your toys as you play! You see, because of the fixed nature of these toys, while actually using rabbit vibrators, there’s absolutely no way the clit vibe will stay on your clitoris as you rock or thrust.
It doesn’t take much imagination to realize how frustrating this can be. Most climaxes come from a nice and steady incremental stimulations. So having your vibrations interrupted every time you’re looking for a bit of motion is definitely counterproductive!
The Silver Lining
But I wouldn’t be Jim the Dildo Dealer if I didn’t have solutions for you.
The concept of a sex toy that stimulates all your sensitive bits at the same time is still a good one after all, and I’m happy to say that there are still a few exceptions to the all-rabbits-suck rule!
Plus, once we run out of exceptions, Rabbit toy DIY alternatives are also plenty.Where there’s sex there’s space to get creative, afterall. So we’ll definitely do some of that in this article as well.
So get ready to have all your fronts covered & read on!
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
With that being said, here is our top 6 list of best rabbit vibrators & dual-vibe alternatives, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different!
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The best rabbit vibrator with a more “traditional” build |
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A different take on rabbit vibrators |
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Best thrusting rabbit vibrators |
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The best of both worlds |
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The Perfect Rabbit Toy DIY alternative |
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Best Rabbit Vibrator Wand Attachment |
The Best “Traditional” Rabbit Vibrator
We-Vibe’s Nova 2
The original Nova was the only dual-vibrator to actually address both the anatomy & thrusting issues mentioned above.
Years later, with the release of the Nova 2, it is still the only truly amazing option available for those looking for a “traditional” silicone Rabbit vibrator.
Why is it better than the rest?
What makes the Nova so special is its clitoral arm that bends and conforms with your body as you move.
Not only does it help with fitting with different anatomies, but the clit vibe will also bend and stay on you at all times as you thrust and rock.
Thanks to this innovative feature, you no longer have to deal with interrupted clitoral stimulation every time you make your way up and down the rabbit dildo end.
With a fully adjustable shaft, the updated Nova 2 goes even further in making itself accommodating for most body types.
You can now intensify the curve and turn the Nova into one of the best rabbit vibrators for g-spot stimulation or you can completely flatten it out if you prefer a straighter toy.
The spine that allows the Nova’s rabbit dildo end to bend is not a flimsy one either, so you won’t have to worry about it unraveling as you play. Something that is quite common with most adjustable dildos.
Other Features
As if that wasn’t enough, this rechargeable rabbit vibrator is also packed with features.
You get to choose between 10 different functions with each mode sporting 10 different intensity levels. Being a We-Vibe product, the vibrations are definitely rumbly as well, so it won’t disappoint the power queens in the room.
You can also turn off the vibrations of any arm of your choice, so you can really customize your experience to your liking here.
This beautiful piece of kinky engineering is also 100% waterproof/submersible so it’s super easy to clean and will make any bath, shower, or jacuzzi a treat.
Sadly, there isn’t much color choices here, but if you were looking for than classic pink rabbit vibrator look, this definitely fits the bill!
And that’s without counting all the extra features that come with the We-Connect App!
Like most We-Vibe products, the Nova 2 can be controlled by your phone or someone else’s from any distance.
Here you can also customize vibrations, sync them to the sound of music, or use the touch mode to control the vibrations with your motions.
If you do decide to give the reigns to a partner, there are also chat & video call options directly inside the app so you can communicate while still having access to the controls.
Differences between We-Vibe’s Nova 1 & 2
If you’re not sure whether or not you should upgrade, know that before the second iteration came out, I still considered the Nova 1 to be one of the best sex toys ever made and it’s definitely still a solid option.
But there are still some pretty major improvements here, so here’s a little list to help you decide:
- Nova 2’s shaft is posable as opposed to Nova 1’s fixed curve.
- The Nova 2’s silicone is much squishier compared to the rigid rabbit dildo end of the original.
- The clit arm is much more flexible, so there’s less pressure on the clitoris as it bends.
- Vibrations are a bit more powerful and extra rumbly, but it’s not a huge difference.
- Buttons have better placement so there are fewer accidental presses.
- Nova 2’s design is now seamless, so it’s even easier to clean.
A Different Take on Dual-Vibrators
Womanizer Duo 2
Now here’s a new take on Rabbit vibrators that sucks in a good way! And even some of the biggest rabbit skeptics agree with me on this one.
If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’re probably aware of Womanizer’s rise to glory thanks to their innovative suction/pulsion toys known to dish out climaxes in record time. This new concept has been imitated by countless companies since, which is really a testament to their new take on clitoral stimulation.
Now that they’ve released their spin on dual-stimulation, you better brace yourself for another flood of sub-par imitations because this is a good one!
Why is it better than the rest?
It’s a dual-stim toy with Womanizer’s groundbreaking pleasure air technology instead of a traditional clit vibe.
I know I might be sounding like a broken record here, but this is definitely a cause for celebration!
If you don’t know about the hype, go read all the testimony online. Lots of clitoris-owners find this to be even superior to traditional vibes when it comes to achieving quick and intense orgasms.
The mix of suction and rhythmical air pulses seems to be exactly what the doctor ordered.
Plus, it’s also a perfect option for folks who don’t really enjoy clitoral vibrations in the first place!
The flexible rabbit dildo end can accommodate a multitude of anatomies.
If they didn’t make the G-spotting end as flexible as it is, there would be no way this toy would’ve made its way on this list. If your clitoris is anywhere between 1 to 2.5 inches away from your vaginal opening, you should have no trouble enjoying this toy.
All you really have to do is insert the toy, adjust the mouth of the Duo until it completely covers your clitoris and you’re good to go!
Of course, once you’re all set up you can’t really thrust with the Duo as it would break the seal on the clitoris. Also since the shaft is so flexible, it’s also not meant to apply extra pressure on the g-spot, which is a common way to get off.
The Duo is more for lazy masturbation and letting the suction and deep internal rumbles do their work. So if you’re looking for a suction toy option that allows for thrusting and rocking, you’ll probably prefer the last entry on this list!
Other features
As if the suction & pulsions and the deep rumbly internal vibrations weren’t enough, the Duo is also a rechargeable rabbit vibrator that is 100% waterproof/submersible.
This also makes clean-up a breeze even though it is a touch more involved than with the Nova 2 since there are two parts to deal with here.
Smart silence technology is perfect for those who need to have stealthy wanks.
If you live with people who tend to barge in unexpectedly, this feature is for you.
Basically, if you throw the toy aside, the toy will automatically shut off & will only resume once you get back into contact with it.
The feature is definitely a bit of a gimmick, but I’m sure it’ll save a few embarrassments nonetheless! And again, it’s entirely optional, so turn it off if you don’t like it.
Pro tip: I would turn the Smart Silence feature on only once you are properly positioned as it can be a little annoying if it triggers on and off as you try to get things aligned.
Best Thrusting Rabbit Vibrators
Lovehoney’s Thrusting Happy Rabbit / Greedy Girl
I have a bit of a confession to make: I don’t always love Lovehoney’s self-branded toys. But the good news is that their thrusting rabbit vibes are definitely the exceptions to that rule.
The obvious plus here is that thrusting dual-toys solve the big issue of loosing contact with the clitoris while thrusting and rocking!
But what makes the Happy Rabbit ( the pink rabbit vibrator ) / Greedy girl ( the black alternative ) better than other thrusting rabbit vibrators?
For one, the price is highly competitive, even amongst non-rabbit thrusting toys. So if you’re looking for cheap rabbit vibrators, these might be the ones for you!
The “gland” is also quite pronounced which is conducive for some good ol’ G-spot stimulation.
But more importantly, the clit vibe is probably the most powerful you’ll find on thrusting rabbit vibrators.
It’s not Tango strong ( Tabooless’s standard for badass clitoral vibrations ) but it’s also no slouch either. Like most cheaper decent vibes, the vibrations are quite rumbly on the lower strengths and get a touch buzzier as you raise the intensity.
Of course, this is still a rabbit vibe, so there will be some caveats.
Like most traditional rabbit sex toys, where the “ears” land will really depend on your anatomy, but thanks to their wideness, it does give your clit more of a chance than some other toys.
This toy also came out at a time when toy companies were going ham on the number of functions offered. And while that sounds like a plus, it’s really not all that great as you will need to cycle through 12 functions with a single button.
So if you skip your favorite mode, it’s not exactly seamless to get right back where you want to be. Plus, if you aren’t a fan of rhythmic vibrations ( like most folks ), you’ll probably hate that most of the extra functions are just that.
Lastly, the thrust length on this thrusting rabbit vibrator is only 3/4 of an inch and while it is competitive for a thrusting rabbit toy, compared to other thrusting toys that start at 1.5 inches to 2.5 inches on most handheld devices, it is a bit limited.
Still, the thrusting speeds offered are still pretty good and once all that thrusting is coupled with pretty decent vibes, you tend to forget about it!
Why is it better than the rest?
The main appeal of this toy is that the ears don’t leave your body as the rabbit dildo end thrusts independently from the clitoral vibe/”rabbit ears”.
This effectively fixes one of the two major issues found on most rabbit sex toys. So while I originally thought these were just a gimmick to make bad toys more appealing, it actually works quite nicely!
The Best of Both Worlds
We-Vibe’s Chorus + Dildo
This is where we start getting a little more creative with some kick-ass Rabbit toy DIY alternatives!
If you’re looking for a one-handed dual-stimulation solution, you will probably love this option as it is truly versatile and customizable.
Plus, since the We-Vibe Chorus was originally made to be a wireless/couples’ toy, the amount of value per dollar you will get out of this combo is really tremendous. You’ll be able to use your Chorus with a partner, during solo play, and even when out and about. So even if one of these options doesn’t work for you, I’m sure at least one will!
Why is it better than the rest?
You will never lose contact with your clitoris, no matter how vigorously you thrust.
The Chorus clamps onto your pubic bone, steadily hugging both your G-spot and clitoris at all times. So this completely fixes one of the major issues known to plague even the best Rabbit vibrators.
The external and internal vibes are no slouch either. They’re essentially wearable We-Vibe Tangos, so you can expect some pretty impressive rumbles out of this tiny toy!
This also means that you won’t need to invest in a vibrating dildo to bundle with your Chorus as the internal vibrations are plenty already. So any standard non-vibrating dildos will do!
Just like the Nova 2, it is entirely adjustable, so it’ll fit most anatomies.
Just like the Nova 2, the Chorus comes with 2 points of adjustment that you can bend to conform to your anatomy.
This ensures that the Chorus stays in place at all times. Thanks to this feature, you can also really tailor your preferences on clitoral and G-spot pressure to your liking.
You get to choose the size and shape of the internal part… or you can just use a partner instead!
Understandably, when it comes to penetration, everyone has a preference. Size, rigidity, shape, and looks all play a big role in finding the perfect dildo. Something you rarely get to choose when shopping for a dual-vibe.
Even the likes of the near-perfect Nova 2 has left quite a few size-queens unimpressed. You really can’t please everyone with just one toy. And this is where this option really shines.
Let’s say you’re looking for a truly large rabbit vibrator. Well, with the right dildo, you can now just make your own! On the other hand, if you tend to find penetration a bit uncomfortable and you were in store for a mini rabbit vibrator instead, you could even ditch the dildos altogether!
Of course, another big advantage of the Chorus is that you can essentially turn your partner into a Rabbit dildo as well. So as long as they have a dick or a strap-on handy, you should be good to go!
If you need help finding your perfect rabbit dildo end, we’ve got plenty of in-depth lists to help you out:
- The 16 Best Realistic Dildos that Look Just Like the Real Deal
- The 14 Best Body-Safe Dildos That Don’t Look Like Actual Dicks
- 8 Great Bad Dragon Dildo Alternatives & Other Fantasy Sex Toys
- The 12 Best Sex Machine & Thrusting Dildo Models for Sale Today
- How To Make Your Own Body-Safe Silicone DIY Dildo Creations
Other Features
Being a We-Vibe product, the extra features included in this toy are almost identical to the ones found in the Nova 2.
It is rechargeable, waterproof, it has tons of customizable functions, and it offers app support as well ( music sync, remote control, long-distance relationship features, etc ).
Since it was built with public play in mind, the Chorus is also virtually silent. So if you were looking for a truly quiet Rabbit vibrator, this might be your best choice.
One feature that is unique to the Chorus is the included squeeze remote.
With the squeeze mode on, the harder you squeeze the remote the harder your toy will vibrate. And while it may sound gimmicky at first, it’s quite organic to have the intensity rise this way as we tend to naturally clench as we close in on a climax.
This also leaves you with all sorts of creative ways of using the remote. For example, you could give the remote to your partner and get off on their pleasure as they squeeze and react to your actions!
When the squeeze mode is off, it is also a great plug-and-play alternative to using the app as a remote. This is especially useful when you’re in the bedroom by yourself or with a partner as phones can be a bit distracting when you’re trying to get up close and personal with yourself or someone else. And it sure beats the limited controls found directly on the toy.
The remote also acts as a Bluetooth relay when you’re out and about. A feature that is particularly useful on the go since having the toy between your legs can interfere with the Bluetooth signal at certain angles.
The Tried & True Rabbit Alternative
Internal + External Vibes
Before We-Vibe perfected their flagship couples toy and before the Nova was out, this option was what I always suggested to those looking for the best Rabbit vibrators.
Even with these recent releases, this is still a solid option for almost anyone who has picky bits!
With this combo, you can essentially build the Rabbit of your dreams, with any feature you want, no matter how exotic.
Why is it better than the rest?
This method basically fixes any of the issues that come with traditional Rabbit vibrators.
As long as you pick toys that are right for you, this method will definitely fit your anatomy. Plus, you can thrust & rock all you want since both parts are completely independent of each other!
The only real downside here is that this is the only option on this list that will require you to use both of your hands. But the control it gives you over your experience is beyond what any of the previous toys have to offer!
External Vibes
We-Vibe’s Tango is one of the most suggested and beloved clit vibrators. It’s a no-frills, rumbly, and powerful vibe that should please both beginners and power queens equally.
So as long as you enjoy pinpoint stimulation, the Tango is never a bad choice!
The Melt & Womanizers ( UK / AU )are the best suction/pulsion toys you can get your hands on today. And it’s no coincidence as We-Vibe and Womanizer are sister companies.
Just as long as you go with Womanizer’s Classic, Premium, Liberty, or We-Vibe’s Melt ( If you want extra suction ), you’re bound to have a blast.
This choice is particularly interesting if you liked the idea of the Duo mentioned above but would still like to be able to thrust or rock your toys as you play!
The Magic Wand ( CA ) might be a bit cumbersome, but it definitely makes up for it in raw power. So if you’re the type of person who always needs more, this is really your best bet!
It also helps that the former “Hitachi” ( now sold by Vibratex ) comes in 3 different models that should fit almost every budget. So you really don’t need to be rich to be a power queen!
Definitely check out the links below for some smaller or more ( or less ) powerful options though!
For more ideas:
- 11 Essential Bullet Vibrator Models And Other Clit Toys
- 10 Best “Hitachi” Magic Wand Vibrators & Alternatives
- 11 Best “Hitachi” Magic Wand Attachments & Accessories
Internal Vibes
The Pillow Talk Sassy is your perfect standard ( and surprisingly affordable ) G-spot vibrator.
There are no fancy extra features here, just a pleasurable classic shape along with soft silicone and a powerful rumbly motor.
If you’re trying to build your own cheap Rabbit vibrator or if you simply prefer a traditionally shaped G-spot toy, you really can’t go wrong here!
We-Vibe’s Rave is a favorite at Tabooless for a reason, For one, it’s rumbly as hell. Its asymmetrical design welcomes standard penetrative & rocking motions as well as twisting!
The Rave also comes with We-Vibe’s We-Connect App, just like the Nova & the Chorus. So if you liked the idea of a remote-controlled Rabbit vibrator but felt limited in your choices, this is definitely a great option.
Its powerful rumbly motor is also very similar to what you’ll find in the Nova & Duo. So it’s the similar power, just with more freedom of motion!
The Velvet Thrusters are some of the best thrusting dildos available today & definitely a must-have for anyone who enjoys a nice and lazy masturbation session. And since most thrusting rabbit vibrators are complete trash, this is definitely a golden opportunity to show these Rabbit manufacturers how it’s done!
Couple these mini fuck machines with a suction/pulsion toy, and you’ll really get a feel for what the future of masturbation holds! Now we just have to wait for a thrusting Duo…
For more ideas:
- The 14 Best G-Spot Vibrators & Stimulators You Can Buy Today
- The 12 Best Sex Machine & Thrusting Dildo Models
Internal Toys Honorable Mentions
The G Squeeze Vaginal plug can be used for thrusting, but it’s really made for squeezing on while you tend to other activities ( like taking care of your clitoris with the above-mentioned vibes! ).
So you can probably see how this ultra-squishy, tailor-made for the female anatomy pussy plug can come in handy as it essentially renders this 2 toy combo much more manageable since you only need to hold one toy! Of course, it doesn’t vibrate like the other internal vibes mentioned earlier, but it’s so unique and effective that it had to be mentioned.
Lovense’s Lush 3 is another great option if you want to free up your hands but still want vibrations! These vibrations are also powerful and rumbly and can be controlled with the help of an app, so you don’t even need to touch the toy.
Like the G Squeeze above, thrusting with this toy is also possible but you’ll have to pull and push on the antenna to make it happen, which doesn’t give you as much control as a handle or base would. So it is better suited for leaving in and enjoying the vibrations on your G-spot.
WHERE TO BUY
There are a lot of toys represented here. Click through the links in the entry itself to find out about the best places to buy!
The Best Rabbit Vibrator Wand Attachment
Sinnovator’s Deep Sensations
This one is for the folks out there who own a Wand with a universal head like the classic Magic Wands, Doxys & We-Vibe’s wands to name a few.
While I’ve seen this type of attachment before, it’s never really been done justice. A real shame because this shape is quite ingenious when you think about it as it is also quite a universal fit compared to other dual stimulation toys/Rabbit vibrators.
Just insert the bulbous end vaginally while the head of the wand rests on your clitoris for some intense dual stimulation!
Plus, if you’re significant other is a prostate owner, it’ll work for them as well! It’s pretty much the same concept but replace the clit with the perineum.
Also, being from Sinnovator, expect the silicone to be great, and they just offer TONS of customization options here as well.
Want a nice plain color of your choice? Cool! Prefer a marbled work of art where you decide the two colors that make up the marbling? No problem! I’ve rarely seen companies giving their customers this much freedom of choice, and I’m quite the fan!
The only downside here is that these can be a bit too girthy for some ( 2 inches diameter at its widest ) so plenty of foreplay and lube is on the menu here. But if you were struggling to find the perfect large rabbit vibrator, this might be the perfect toy for you! This Rabbit attachment is also made in the UK, so plan on spending more cash on shipping if you’re outside of Europe!
Why is it better than the rest?
Flexibility and large surface areas mean it’ll work on most anatomies, as long as you can take the filling size comfortably.
Of course, the sheer power of your wands will also mean this is probably the most powerful Rabbit vibrator alternative you can find!