Broke boys know the trials of penny-pinching all too well. Sometimes it can feel like you can’t even afford to have some good old silly fun and that’s a real damned shame!
When it comes to sex toys, cheaping out can not only end up being underwhelming, but it can also land you some unhealthy toxic toys to boot!
Amazon and wish are just littered with shitty knock-offs and mislabeled & borderline dangerous Chinese-made toys.
Therefore, If you’re low on dough or even just unsure whether you’d like a certain type of toy or not, there are some risks involved in throwing your hard-earned cash at a brand new toy.
Luckily for you, this isn’t my first rodeo and after years of reviewing sex toys, I’ve gathered quite a nice and comprehensive list of the best budget sex toys for men and I’m about to let you in on that precious knowledge!
Plus, these budget male toys are worth a look whether you’re rolling in gold or rolling your change.
So if you’re looking for great cheap sex toys but want to avoid unsafe knock-offs & just plain old crappy toys or you’re simply looking to try something new without having to skip lunch this week, this article is for you!
If you’re a trans man keep an eye out for the upcoming trans edition of this article! Meanwhile, definitely check out the cheap but awesome FTM/FTX stroker: The Shotpocket. Alternatively, if you’re looking for a “blowjob machine” fit for the transmasculine, the Curvy 1+ is awesome for the price and big enough to accommodate most trans bits post T! Want more toys? Our trans masc master list, stroker guide, and suction toys list should keep you satiated for now!
The Tenga egg is a neat little Japanese invention that is disposable, portable, and real darn affordable.
It comes in a wide range of textures, which are illustrated as patterns on the outside of the packaging ( The Japanese always nail packaging/graphic design! ).
A big plus is that they look nothing like most sex toys for men, so if you live in a dorm, at your parents’ house, or with nosy roommates, there really isn’t too much to worry about here.
How it works is simple, you crack the egg open, put the included lube inside of the stroker, put it on your manhood, stretch it back and forth, and Voilà!
But how do they feel?
The material is extremely soft, the textures are different from egg to egg and the suction caused by the stretching of the material makes the experience feel surprisingly pleasurable. All in all, It sure beats beating off the old fashion way!
These are sent by the ton to soldiers overseas and boyfriends away from home and we sure understand why!
How to clean
Though they’re meant to be single-use, depending on how rough you are with your Egg, you should be able to get about 2 to 10 uses out of each one of them.
Just clean them with a bit of soap, rinse them out with warm water, and set them to dry. Just remember that you will need to supply your own lube after the first use!
The Quickshots are inconspicuous, cheap, and feel almost as great as any other full-sized Fleshlight.
Even though they are some of the cheapest Fleshlights available, they’re by no means disappointing.
Of course, the open-ended design means you won’t have as much head stimulation and suction as with the traditional Fleshlights. Which are small trade-offs for portability and the ease of use ( and more importantly: clean-up! ) it offers instead.
Another downside is that the Quickshot can be quite noisy in use. So if the walls are thin where you reside, this might not be the optimal choice. But other than that, these are truly solid budget options!
They also double as great couple’s/blowjob toys!
The open-ended design allows for your significant other to fellate you while in use. The transparent Quickshot Vantage also gives a pretty good view to your partner as well!
We suggest using less lube than you would normally use while using it during a blowjob since it’ll mix up with saliva and, through all that lubrification, you might lose the great sensation of the Quickshot’s texture. A good flavored lube will also go a long way in making the experience more pleasant for your SO.
Otherwise, if your partner is well hydrated, nothing stops you from going all spit!
How to clean
The Quickshot is also easier to clean and maintain than any other Fleshlight thanks to its open-ended design. Just rinse the toy thoroughly, leave it to dry, then powder it up with cornstarch if you want to get rid of the tackiness and you’re done!
The Firefly line of strokers offers affordable ( glow in the dark!? ) SILICONE masturbators that don’t actually suck!
Silicone strokers are such a rare thing that I legit had to see it to believe it. What’s even more impressive is that even though they’re made of silicone, they’re still really affordable and stretchy… just like regular TPE pocket pussies!
Don’t be mistaken, I’ve seen silicone strokers before. But they are usually extremely overpriced and/or too rigid to be actually usable. It’s a bit weird, especially since affordable squishy silicone dildos are so common now!
Silicone is more hygienic, durable, and easier to clean than the materials found in most traditional strokers.
While your usual masturbators have to be replaced over time due to their porous nature ( you can never really fully clean a porous toy ), silicone toys can have a much longer life span.
Additionally, it’s the only stroker material that can be fully sanitized which is useful if hygiene is a concern for you or if you simply wish to share your toys between partners.
It’s worth noting that silicone toys are only compatible with water-based lubes, so skip silicone-based lubes with these bad boys!
The Fireflies come in 3 models: The Firefly Yoni, Ass, & Moon.
And yes, I do realize they sound like a bizarro version of the Sailor Moon team.
Though, unlike the Sailor crew, the real difference between each model is only their external appearance. The Yoni & Ass are semi-realistic vaginas and asses respectively. The Moon, on the other hand, is a gender-neutral/non-realistic option for those of us who prefer to let our imagination do all the work.
Oh and they all come in both blue and pink! This is definitely a breath of fresh air since guy’s toys rarely come in pink and I’m 100% here for it!
“That’s all wonderful Jimmy, but how do they feel!?”
I’m glad you asked! They feel as good as any other standard masturbator really! Maybe even a touch better since the material is extremely soft & stays that way, as opposed to getting sticky until the next time you powder them with corn starch.
It’s also worth considering that these are open on the other end, so there isn’t much suction here ( though you can always pinch the other end for some hand-cranked suction! ).
Speaking of hand-cranked, the shell-less design also allows you to squeeze your toy for some extra tightness and pressure! It’s as if you upgraded your own hand specifically for jerking off really!
How to clean
Thanks to the open-ended design, you could easily just finish outside the toy, run some water through it and call it a day. Otherwise, mild soap will work just fine as well if things get a little bit messier.
But the real advantage here comes from the silicone material. You see, if you need a nice deep clean/full-on sanitization, simply rinse out your toy and boil it in a pot for a few minutes and it should be like new!
Alternatively, for sanitization purposes, you can also wash the toy with a 10% bleach water solution. Just make sure you rinse it out thoroughly after ( Unless you want a tie-dye dick, of course )!
Tenga again!? This time with reusable models that look like beautiful pieces of art?
If the Japanese can make toilets sophisticated, they sure can make “taming the bishop” classy as well. Heck, these toys are so well designed that they could easily be left in plain sight without arousing any suspicion.
But don’t be fooled, that pretty exterior is what actually goes on the inside of the toy while in use. You see, the display is actually the drying stand, this way the textured inside is always flipped out when drying. This prevents these male toys from accumulating moisture and mold. Something that can be a problem with Fleshlights and other standard closed models.
These toys don’t only look great, but they also feel great!
The material is extremely soft and stretchy and, since there’s no outer shell, you control the pressure of the toy with your own hand. So if the usual hard shell toy isn’t tight enough for you this can be pretty useful.
Suction is also great once you get the hang of it.
While every texture is interesting, if you want the most intense model, just go with the spiral and thank me later!
How to clean
For cleaning simply flip the texture back out and rinse thoroughly. Really make sure to get all the nook and crannies here.
Once this is done, wash with mild/neutral soap all over, rinse again and let your 3D air dry on its stand with the texture on the outside.
If you bought the zen or the pile, make sure that all the gaps and holes are fully dry before moving on. Once dry, you can finally put the lid back on and move on with your day.
These are the best “no-frills” silicone cock rings you can get.
Being made of premium platinum cured silicone, they are extremely durable and can also be fully sanitized. Therefore, it is possible to share them between partners after a simple 10-minute boil.
The advantages of silicone don’t end there either. Silicone is often soft to the touch and comes in a number of rigidities. So whether you want a beginner ring or a more advanced one, silicone got you covered. So there’s really no need to invest in the other non-body-safe options out there.
Another big plus is that silicone rings have less of a tendency of getting caught in pubic hair than your standard cock ring. And if you ever ripped a handful of pubes off of your junk, you’ll know how valuable that is!
The only real caveat with silicone toys is that they shouldn’t be used in tandem with silicone lubes.
Tantus offers a few different models:
The super-soft C-Rings are stretchy and forgiving, so they’re comfortable and perfect for beginners. But if you want some serious pressure down there, these won’t be the best choice.
The Advanced and Beginner C-Rings are much firmer and are mostly meant to be worn behind the testicles. But if you’re extra girthy, they could be worn at the base of the penis as well. The only real difference between the two is that the beginner model has a looser fit.
Last but not least, The C-Sling is essentially a middle ground between the beginner and advanced C-Rings with an added flap that targets the perineum more intently than any other basic cock ring.
Thanks to their ( usually ) inexpensive nature, vibrating cock rings are usually the first couples’ sex toy folks try together.
So why choose Charged Cock Rings by Screaming-O over all the other dirt-cheap models out there?
Well, compared to the unsafe, hard-to-clean, and borderline single-use nature of the classic vibrating cock rings, they’re made of durable body-safe silicone. This means they are non-porous so they can be completely sanitized. Simply remove the vibrator, and boil your ring for a few minutes and you’re done!
While spending a bit more for a body-safe material is already worth the investment, this is not where the improvements end.
Instead of getting a cheap weak bullet with 1 to 3 functions that runs on crappy watch batteries that need to be changed every 45 minutes or so, you get a strong, USB rechargeable, waterproof vibrator with 10 functions to choose from. So if you guys end up getting bored of the ring, you can still get a pretty good little vibrator out of it!
To top it all off, the Charged cock rings also come with a limited 2-year warranty.
Before I say anything else, know that Aneros is a company that specializes in prostate massagers almost exclusively. So needless to say that these guys know what they are doing.
Aneros makes some of the best prostate massagers for beginners along with some top-notch alternatives for experienced users as well.
Their smallest models are no bigger than a finger and their larger models will provide the most intense P-spot pressure out of their whole collection.
Aneros prostate massagers are also completely hands-free, so all you have to do is insert them and let them do their work. Thanks to this, along with the girth found on the smaller models, these hands-free sex toys are absolutely essential for beginners.
They still have a bit of a learning curve though.
Relaxation, micro-contractions, and prior stimulation will go a long way towards getting you there. So if you don’t succeed on the first shot, don’t despair and keep on trying and you’ll get there in no time.
The best options they offer are the Syn, Trident, and the Progasm line:
The Syn models are made of silicone and are the best beginner models since they’re squishier and less intense than their plastic counterparts. They come in the smallest Eupho shape and the ever-popular Helix shape as well.
Also, the little handle is pretty useful if you want to add extra pressure to your prostate. This helps in making your Syn toys still relevant as you progress and get a bit more advanced in the practice.
The Trident models are made out of body-safe brushed plastic. A material that is much more rigid than what the Syn models offer. Thanks to this, they offer stronger hands-free pressure & can be used with silicone lube as well.
They come in all the classic shapes offered by Aneros. With the Eupho being the smallest, followed by the MGX, the Helix, and the biggest being the Maximus
The Progasm models are the biggest models in the collection. Made for experienced users, they come in the classic brushed hard plastic and “Ice” material.
“Ice” is a smooth & transparent plastic alternative that is reminiscent of glass toys, an option that makes insertion much easier along with a good lube. The Progasms are compatible with silicone lube and come in two different sizes.
Butt plugs come in a variety of shapes made to fit different purposes & tastes. So this entry will feature more than one affordable toy, you lucky dog!
So whether you’re looking for a toy to get yourself ready for anal sex or pegging, something to wear all day, or just a great plug for some plain old fun, we’ve got what you need!
Training Butt Plugs
Anal Fantasy Plugs are your perfect affordable training butt plugs. They don’t come in a kit so you can get the specific size you need and work your way up to the size you want! No frills here, just good training plugs.
Crystal Glass Training Plugsare probably your most affordable option as they come in a handy 3 plug kit. Being made of glass they’re also completely frictionless. Coupled with a good silicone-based lube, you shouldn’t struggle to insert these at all! Training made easy baby!
All-day / Long Term Wear Plugs
Tantus T-Bar Plugsare a great choice when it comes to plugs you can wear as you go about your business. The T-bars sit comfortably between your cheeks and won’t get in the way when you sit down or walk around!
Squarepegtoys® Egg Plugsare amazing squishy plugs that can work for training, all-day wear, or just plain old fun! They come in a ton of comprehensive sizes, so just take your pick. Just as long as you don’t buy anything larger than the large plug, you shouldn’t blow your 60$ budget!
Oxballs Ergo Plugshave a ton in common with the above plugs except they come in a bigger variety of colors and levels of squishiness. They also have a nice curve to them which applies extra pressure on your prostate!
They’re a touch pricier though but if you buy any size from medium and down, it’ll stay right under 60$!
WHERE TO BUY
There are a lot of toys represented here. Click through the links in the entry itself to find out about the best places to buy!
Affordable Body-safe Dildos
When it comes to dildos, you can’t really just claim one to be the “Best cheap dildo ever” as there are simply too many subcategories of these timeless toys.
What a surprise, Jim the Dildo Dealer can’t pick a favorite silicone dong! But I can sure pick the best affordable toy for each dildo niche though!
Plus, almost all of these toys are strap-on compatible for all your pegging needs. What’s more, they’re all fully body-safe and sanitizable, so you’ll even be able to share them with your significant other if that’s your kind of thing!
It’s good to keep in mind that the OG Colours, while most affordable, are quite rigid. This coupled with their intense texture can become slightly irritating to some, so investing a bit more for the squishy Coloursoft or the squishy yet stiff Dual-Density Colours might be your best bet!
Funkit’s Nofrilldosare so affordable it isn’t funny. What’s even more surprising is that these dirt cheap silicone dildos come from an indy company and not a large manufacturer with a huge factory geared for mass production.
So if you need a quality, slick silicone dildo to use as beginner anal/pegging dildos, these are pretty hard to beat! Plus they’re perfectly abstract so they’ll please anyone who isn’t into dildos that look like dicks!
Realistic Dual-Density Dildos
Blush’s Neo Elitedildos are extremely affordable dual-density dildos with great suction cups that come in gorgeous eye-popping colors.
For those who don’t know, dual-density means these dildos are naturally squishy on the outside while hard on the inside. Dual-density dildos are awesome to squeeze on while remaining hard enough to be functional!
BMS’ Naked Addiction dildos are probably the most natural feeling affordable dual-density toys in the biz. Anything of that caliber is usually from high-end sex toy makers like Vixen Creations & Uberrime! So that’s huge coming from such a budget option!
Abstract Dual-Density Dildos
Neo Elite Glow in the Dark toys are gorgeous glow-in-the-dark dual-density dildos ranging from abstract to semi-realistic. These are the perfect toys for those who are into the realistic feeling of dual-density but not so much into the realistic look of it all.
Blush’s Avant Ergo & Suko are the OG affordable dual-density dildos. Before these bad boys came out it was impossible to find a DD dildo under 100$, so you better show some respect! They’re still worth your time too as they sport some pretty good suction cups, interesting varied shapes, and colors, and are deliciously squishy!
The Blush Impressionsare probably the ONLY powerful, rumbly affordable P-spot dildos with suction cups you’ll ever find!
Even if it seems too good to be true considering the price, these guys vibrate like high-end toys at least twice their price. So if you like nice hands-free fun rumbles with a focus on prostate stimulation, these toys should be perfect for you!
It’s almost like these were meant for this article as they are exactly 60 buckaroos!
Glas Glass Dildos are the best affordable glass dildos in the business! They have tons of options, they’re made of durable borosilicate glass so they won’t break on you, and they won’t break the bank either!
For those who aren’t in the know, glass is a great body-safe material for folks who prefer rigid toys. They’re awesome for temperature play, see-through action, and it’s the most frictionless material around ( except for stainless steel, but that isn’t exactly cheap ). Couple these with a good silicone-based lube and never struggle to insert a toy ever again!
Silicone Willy’s Large Dildosare the rare affordable exception when it comes to large toys. Usually, size kings need to whip out the big bucks for their big toys as silicone is quite expensive per pound. But these are almost impossibly cheap with some pretty good suction cups to boot!
Like many affordable silicone toys, the silicone on these toys tends to be on the rigid side of things, so keep that in mind before making the jump.
Addiction Tom & Benare the unicorns of the fantasy sex toy world. Your usual suspects are quite the luxury items, which is a shame considering how popular fantasy/dragon dildos have become. The Suction cups on these bad boys are pretty good too but again, the silicone can be a bit too rigid for some!
Blush’s Realmfeatures a few cheap fantasy dildos as well, which are a welcome addition as these are quite rare. They also all have Vac-U-Lock compatible holes so they’ll fit on a nice variety of accessories like handles, suction cups, strap-ons, and most sex machines!
WHERE TO BUY
There are a lot of toys represented here. Click through the links in the entry itself to find out about the best places to buy!