Greatest sex toys of all time
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Between working in a sex shop for 3 years and running this site for over 5 years, let’s just say that I’ve learned a thing or two about sex toys.

Heck, these 8+ years of personally reviewing, selling, and reading about people’s opinions on sex toys have given me a pretty good idea of what the best stuff is. So there’s really no better time to do a roundup of the GOAT toys that have graced this world!

Before we get to the fun, here’s a bit of a disclaimer:

Each toy type comes with a Cheap & Fancy entry. But cheap doesn’t always mean “not expensive”, it just means it’s cheap for the toy type (ie: A cheap sex-machine is much more expensive than a cheap cock ring ).

In some cases, cheap options are just not worth the money with certain kinds of toys. But I still try to add options that are a few bucks cheaper while still being worth the money. In this case, these entries will be labeled as Cheap(er)

Finally, it’s pretty hard to boil entire toy categories down to two different choices, especially when everyone has different needs. So definitely check the additional links included if you want more choices to pick from! My specific toy lists are filled with toys I’d stand behind, and they’re by no means bad, even if they didn’t make it on this GOAT list.

So without further ado, let’s get to it!

Make sure to check out the table of contents below to quickly find what you’re looking for!



Best cheap dual-density silicone dildos: Blush neo elite Review

The Cheap: Blush Neo Elite

These are simply the best affordable body-safe dual-density dildos you can get your hands on today.

We only wish there were some realistic colors available for those of us who prefer uncanny realism. But I must admit that the available colors are pretty funky and alluring none the less. Plus, there are even some glow-in-the-dark options!

Get your hands on it here.

Best dual density silicone dildos: Vixen Creations' Vixskin Review

The Fancy: Vixen’s Vixskin

These are some of the best realistic dual-density dildos money can buy without burning a serious hole in your pocket (if that’s what you’re looking for, take a look a the Realcock 2, which is probably the most realistic dildo around ). 

They have the squishiest outside layer in the business, balanced out by a rigid yet still bendable core.

There are also tons of options & colors to pick from as well, so I’m convinced you will find something you like!

Get your hands on it here ( UK / AUS ).

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Best cheap abstract dildos: Blush's Avant dildos Review

The Cheap: Blush’s Avant

The Avant line is Affordable, stylish, squishy, and most importantly, every model comes with a pretty good suction cup attached.

As long as you’re not looking for larger or stiff toys, these are pretty hard to beat for the price.

Get your hands on it here.

Best abstract dildos: Tantus Dildos Review

The Fancy: Tantus

Tantus holds the biggest, most diverse silicone dildo collection one can find today. 

Their non-realistic dual-density silicone O2 toys ( Flurry, Cush, and Duchess ) are also a nice option in a world where dual-density toys seem to be only reserved for realistic dildos.

If you’re looking for something a little bit artsier, I’d definitely check Uberrime as well ( I really couldn’t decide who should win this spot, so there, I cheated ).

Get your hands on it here.

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Best Bad Dragon alternatives: Creature Cocks Review

The Cheap: Creature cocks

These are super cheap fantasy toys, which is pretty damn rare.

Creature Cocks are White Label, meaning they’re “open source: designs coming from factories in China and you might find the same molds on different toys. But as far as white label goes, these are probably the best of the bunch.

Otherwise, if they are still too rich for your blood, it doesn’t get much cheaper than Addiction’s Ben & Tom.

Get your hands on it here.

Bad dragon alternatives Uberrime review fantasy dildos

The Fancy: Uberrime

Bad Dragon is the obvious choice when it comes to fantasy toys, the problem is that not everyone wants to support this company as they’ve had their fair share of controversy.

Enter Uberrime’s Gorgeous fantasy toys! Even more beautiful than Bad Dragon’s Output in my opinion.

This was definitely a tough choice for me so I’d still suggest you hop on over the main article to look at your option! But if you want similar levels of customization and choice as BD, I’d also check out Sinnovator!

Get your hands on it here.

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cheap large silicone suction cup dildos Silicone Willy's large review

The Cheap: Silicone Willy

Blush is known for quality affordable body-safe toys, so it’s no surprise that they have their own affordable version of big silicone dildos.

The Silicone Willy’s are pretty realistic for the dirt-cheap price and come with some decent suction cups as well.

Though like most budget silicone toys, these are definitely on the rigid side of things so they won’t have as much give as the other large dildos I’d normally suggest.

They also don’t have a ton of models on offer either with only 2 options to pick from, each coming in 3 different skin tones.

Get your hands on it here.

Best Large dildos: mr. hankey Review

The Fancy: Mr.Hankey

Mr. Hankey offers some of the biggest sex toys this world has to offer.

No matter if you’re looking for realistic or fantasy options, you’ll be sure to find a beautifully crafted work of art to stick right up yourself!

Plus, even non-size queens can participate thanks to their X-SMALL collection, which is really “regular-sized”… And If x-small means regular, you can imagine how large the rest is! 

This entry was a near draw with Squarepegtoys as well, so definitely check them out too! I’m especially a fan of their super squishy and gorgeous bronze & graphite silicones, so it’s definitely worth a peek!

Get your hands on it here.

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Best cheap silicone vibrating dildos: Blush's Impressions Review

The Cheap: Blush’s Impressions

Abstract / unrealistic body-safe vibrating dildos might be one of the hardest things to find in the sex toy world. What’s even harder is finding an option that is also both affordable and powerful… and Blush gave us a whole collection of them!

Did I mention that they’re also harness-compatible & come with some pretty decent suction cups as well?

Yup, if dildos could be unicorns, that would be it!

Get your hands on it here.

Gender X powerhouse review

The Fancy: Powerhouse by Gender X

What if a beautiful vibrating dildo had a child with a full-size wand vibrator? You’d get the powerhouse, of course!

Heck, it kind of doubles beautifully as a small wand as well for external play!

This thing vibrates and rumbles like there’s no tomorrow, so if you’re a bit of a power queen/king, you’ll find everything you need here. 

Get your hands on it here.

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Glas Slimline g-spot review best glass G-Spot toy

The Cheap: Slimline G-Spot Dildo by Glas

A classic g-spotting shape, with the rigidity to make it actually work, you really can’t go wrong here!

This shape is particularly interesting because it works with both penetrative and rocking motions, whereas most other G-spot toys do better with rocking/pressure only.

There are really no downsides here unless you’re against glass toys for some reason ( they won’t break on you, borosilicate glass is basically what Pyrex is made of )!

Get your hands on it here

best G-Spot toy: Njoy Pure wand Review

The Fancy: Njoy’s Pure Wand

The Pure Wand is here to chew bubble gum, kick-ass, and intense g-spot stimulation… and it’s all out of bubblegum.

Unlike most toys meant for penetration, simple in-and-out motions aren’t the best way to use this G-spot stimulator effectively.

Rocking or steady pressure is what the Pure Wand excels at, and its shape gives you all the leverage in the world to help you achieve the perfect & most intense G-spot massage.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK / AUS ).

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best budget vibrating G-Spot toy: Pillow Talk Sassy review

The Cheap: Pillow Talk Sassy

The Pillow Talk Sassy is your perfect standard ( and surprisingly affordable ) G-spot vibrator.

There are no fancy extra features here, just a pleasurable classic shape along with soft silicone and a powerful rumbly motor.

But what else do you need, really?

Get your hands on it here.

We-Vibe Rave 2 review and Rave 1 Comparison

The Fancy: We-Vibe’s Rave 2

The Rave 2 is probably my favorite vibrating G-Spot toy. It’s innovative, versatile, and rumbly as hell. It’s also probably low-key one of the best clit vibes / mini wands around as well!

It works just as well whether you want to use it for penetrative or rocking motions, and thanks to its unique asymmetrical shape, you can even explore twisting motions as well!

The new version has twice the vibrators and is also completely submersible underwater! So it is hands down an all-around winner.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / EU ).

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best budget clit vibrator: Screaming-O Charged Vooom review

The Cheap: Screaming O’s Charged Vooom

This cheap rechargeable bullet vibrator should become the new standard when it comes to basic bullet vibes.

It has the same form factor as your traditional 3-speed watch battery-powered bullet, but it’s rechargeable, much more powerful, and comes with 10 different vibration modes. 

Plus, it does end being cheaper if you go that route since you don’t have to constantly purchase and change the batteries as you go!

Get your hands on it here.

The Fancy: We-Vibe’s Tango X

If you know anything about sex toys, you probably were anticipating this entry already. But what can I say, this bullet vibrator has been a crowd-pleaser and a classic ever since the day it hit the floors of sex shops around the world.

This is all thanks to the fact that the Tango is super rumbly and powerful for its size, satisfying even the most power-hungry power queens.

Just as long as you enjoy pinpoint stimulation, you will probably love this toy!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / EU ).

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The Cheap: Romp Shine

Romp is a sister company to Womanizer ( the inventor of these revolutionary toys ) & We-Vibe which specializes in affordable alternatives to those brands.

So the Shine is obviously their less powerful but much more affordable option to their Womanizer line.

The sacrifice in power isn’t as big as you’d expect either as it’s about one intensity level lower than the Classic!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / EU ).

Best Suction/Air-Pulse Clit Toys: We-Vibe Review

The Fancy: We-Vibe’s Melt

The Melt is the best suction/pulsion toys you can get your hands on today. And it’s no coincidence as We-Vibe and Womanizer are now sister companies.

I had a hard time deciding between the Womanizer Premium 2 & We-Vibe’s Melt for this entry, but since the Melt is cheaper, completely covered in silicone, and provides even more suction than the former, I decided on the latter. Either way, you probably won’t regret it!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / EU ).

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Happy Rabbit Thrusting Review best Rabbit Vibrator alternatives

The Cheap(er): Happy Rabbit/Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit

No budget option here. Good rabbit vibrators just don’t come cheap. BUT…

These thrusting rabbit vibes fix one of the many issues with rabbit vibrators! You see, usually, if you enjoy thrusting motions, the clitoral arm will lose contact with your anatomy periodically as you thrust.

Well, these two Rabbits thrust for you, keeping that clit vibe exactly where it needs to be!

The different names are simply for the different colors, so there are no other differences here.

Get your hands on it here here.

Best budget Rabbit / Dual-Vibrators: We-vibe's Nova 2 review

The Fancy: We-Vibe’s Nova 2

Since Rabbit vibrators are so dependent on anatomy, the Nova is really your only option when it comes to traditional rabbit vibes. And what a great option that is!

It’s adjustable, powerful, and the clit arm bends and stays on you as you thrust & rock, effectively fixing most issues known to plague Rabbit-style vibrators.

Just as long as you’re not looking for a really thick toy, you will probably love We-Vibe’s Nova.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK ).

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Best small wand: Palm Power Recharge Review

The Cheap: Palmpower Recharge

The smallest rechargeable vibrating wand that is actually worth your hard-earned bucks is here!

This little guy is also impressively powerful for its size.

My only gripe with it is that its silicone head doesn’t cover the entire head of the toy, making cleanup a bit more of a chore thanks to the seam.

Get your hands on it here.

Best Small Wand Vibrators: Lovense Domi 2 Review

The Fancy: Lovense Domi 2

Lovense is known for two things: Powerful rumbles & great App control and the Domi 2 definitely lives up to those expectations. Maybe even a bit too much at times since without the App, the Domi 2  wouldn’t be nearly as good as it is.

This is because the preset vibrations are really far apart, going from “Shit, Ok!” to “Holy fuck!!” to “What’s my name again?” at the push of a button. But with the app, you can customize your speed settings to your exact liking!

Speaking of the App, it also lets any partner take control over your toy from any distance. This coupled with their in-app Zoom/Facetime analog means that you and your partner can stare at each other’s eyes as you play. Hot! Additionally, the App allows you to sync your toy to the sound of music as well!

Get your hands on it here.

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The Cheap(er): PalmPower Extreme

This mid-sized wand is super powerful for its size and comes with a rare ergonomic shape that should be much easier on the wrists in use thanks to its angled head.

Hell, it’s almost as powerful as the Magic Wand, yet it is so much smaller! 

So if you have mobility issues or you just prefer more comfortable play, this is an awesome wand to have if you don’t mind sacrificing the Magic Wand Attachments compatibility!

Get your hands on it here.

Best Magic Wand Alternatives: Dame Com Review

The Fancy: Dame Com

Dame Com is a lot like the above wand but it trades sheer power for better rumbles. So it trades slightly less powerful vibrations with higher quality ones that reverberate deeply into your anatomy.

Its body is also covered completely in silicone, which feels super nice in hand but is also extremely handy during cleanup.

Lastly, the head here is small enough to be actually inserted! So it’s a great way to intensify play as you go!

Get your hands on it here

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Best Budget Wand Vibrator: Magic Wand Original Review

The Cheap: Magic Wand Original

While the classic Magic Wand Original is a bit dated, featuring only 2 extremely strong levels of vibrations and a short 6 ft long cable, both issues can be easily fixed as it is highly upgradable!

All you need is a cheap dimmer extension cord, which will give you extra reach and more gradual adjustments to the vibrations. 

Another way the original is showing its age is the lack of a silicone head which can make cleanup a bit more of a chore (on top of preventing you from sharing the wand! ). Thankfully, this can also be remedied with something like the Pop-Top attachments or the more permanent replacement head from Vixen Creations.

So while the OG model is a bit dated feature-wise, with a few small investments, it can still compete with the most expensive wands over 30 years later! Of course, if you have a bit more cash to spend and dig the classic, The Magic Wand Plus has all the features of a modern wand. Or head over our main article below since wands just keep getting better and cheaper!

Get your hands on it here ( CA ).

Best magic wand alternatives: Fun Factory Vim Review

The Fancy: Fun Factory Vim

Yep, Magic Wand has finally been dethroned by this rechargeable, 100% waterproof, and rumbly as hell wand.

While its max setting might not reach the pure raw power of a corded Magic Wand or Doxy ( still close! ), the sheer rumbles coming out of this wand vibrator sure makes up for it. 

So instead of the almost numbing buzzier vibrations of the Magic Wand, its vibrations go deeper, stimulating the entire internal clitoral structure in the process!

The Magic Wand’s orgasms often feel rushed and literally yanked out of you. Meanwhile, the rumbles offered by the “Wand” are gentler and richer during the build-up, with explosive results nonetheless!

I’m also a huge fan of its almost entirely silicone body that just feels great in hand.

The only caveat here is that it doesn’t work with Magic Wand Attachements heads.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK ).

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Best budget Male Masturbators/Strokers: Fleshlight Quickshot Review

The Cheap: Fleshlight’s Quickshots

The Quickshots are inconspicuous, cheap, and feel almost as great as any other Fleshlights.

They also double as awesome couples toys as well since the open-ended design allows for your significant other to fellate you while in use. At the price of being a bit less stealthy, the transparent Quickshot Vantage can also give a pretty good view to your partner as well!

Of course, the open-ended design means you won’t have as much head stimulation and suction as with traditional Fleshlights. But considering the price, versatility, and ease of cleaning it offers in exchange, I’d say the Quickshots are definitely on par with their more expensive counterparts.

Looking for something even cheaper but not as reusable? Check out the Tenga Eggs!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK / AUS ).

Best vibrating Male Masturbator/Stroker: Tenga Flip Zero EV Review

The Fancy: Tenga’s Flip Zero EV

Adding vibration to the already excellent Tenga Flip Zero was probably one of the best moves made in all of male masturbation’s history.

The EV has 5 different intense vibrations, it’s rechargeable and you can adjust the tightness of the toy with pressure plates just like with the other Flip Zeros. Plus, since it is a closed design, you do get a great amount of suction as well.

I also love that there’s a vibrator at the entrance of the orifice as well as at the other end for head stimulation. Thanks to this feature, there’s not an inch of your manhood that’s going to feel left out!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK / AUS ).

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The Cheap: Quickshot Launch

Remember the cheap Quickshot I just mentioned above?

Well, the Quickshot Launch is life if you took the more expensive Keon below and removed the VR and interactive content features and compatibility with extra sleeves.

What you’re left with a perfectly serviceable masturbator fuck machine! It’s essentially all the fun without the extra bells and whistles. It even comes with a mount for your smartphone! 

Just remember, you will have to buy your Quickshot separately.

Get your hands on it here.

Best Budget Automatic/Blowjob machines: Kiiroo's Keon Review

The Fancy: Kiiroo’s Keon

The Keon is the successor of the Fleshlight Launch, a collaboration between Kiiroo and Fleshlight that turned out to be the best fuck machine for men ever made.

Just like the Launch, you can still use it by itself, synchronize it with VR or 2D content, or pair it with a Kiiroo vibrator to feel the motions of your partner from any distance!

While its predecessor was meant to hold Fleshlights and do all the motions for you, the Keon comes with a dedicated sleeve instead. BUT while Kiiroo doesn’t advertise it, the Keon is still compatible with any of the classic Fleshlight sleeves! All you have to do is transfer your Fleshlight sleeves out of their shell and put them into the Kiiroo shell instead and you’re ready to go!

Use it alone, with a partner, or along with some interactive content. The options are really endless.

Get your hands on it here.

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Best budget Cock Rings: Tantus C-Ring Review

The Cheap: Tantus’s C-Rings

These are the best “no-frills” silicone cock rings you can get your hands on.

Being made of premium platinum cured silicone, they are extremely durable and can also be fully sanitized. Another big plus is that silicone rings have less of a tendency of getting caught in pubic hair ( You’ll know what I’m talking about if you tried a cock ring made out of anything else ).

Silicone also allows for different rigidities, so you can go with either their soft or tight versions of C-Rings depending on where you are in your cock ring journey.

Get your hands on it here.

Best Cock Rings: oxballs cockling 2.0 review

The Fancy: Oxballs Cocksling 2.0  

This classic all-in-one triple cock ring does it all. It’s a ball stretcher, a behind-the-testees ring as well as a base of the penis cock ring!

So you get all the advantages of all the different models out there and these effects compound to give you an experience like no other.

If you didn’t know which type of cock ring to go with, or simply was going to get a dual or triple ring combo, this definitely is a great alternative.

We only wish they finally made a model entirely made of silicone! Come on Oxballs, you’ve released a ton of silicone cock rings already! I think an update on your flagship model is in order!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK / AUS ).

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Best budget vibrating Cock Ring: Charged screaming-o review

The Cheap: Screaming O Charged Cock Ring

Disclaimer: Vibrating Cock Rings are only really meant for grinding as the vibe will normally leave the clitoris during normal PIV sex. If you’re looking for something that will stay on the clitoris during sex, take a look at the Dual Stimulation entry in the Wireless Wearable Vibrators section below!

As you can see, I understand that vibrating cock rings are not for everyone, and the only way to figure out whether it’s a fit for you is to try one out. If you’re willing to give these a shot, the Screaming-O rings are perfect since they’re cheap, strong, and body-safe.

Plus, if you end up disliking it, you can simply salvage the great little rechargeable vibrator that comes included ( it’s the same one I suggested for the cheap option in the clit vibes above! ). So either way, this vibrating cock ring definitely won’t be a waste of cash!

Get your hands on it here.

Best vibrating Cock Ring: hot octopuss atom plus review

The Fancy: Hot Octopuss’ Atom & Atom Plus

If you enjoy deep and powerful rumbly vibrations, this cock ring is a clear winner. It features 5 incremental vibrations that go from subtle rumbles to bone-rattling reverberations.

A nice plus is that the vibrations are strong enough for the reverberations to be felt throughout his manhood, effectively turning any man into a full-on vibrator. So even if you’re not grinding as you play, you’ll still feel something when away from the vibe!

The only difference between the two models is that the Atom Plus comes with an extra vibrator that is meant to be worn with the ring pulled past the testicles for some intense perineum stimulation.

Get your hands on it here.

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Best budget prostate stimulator: Aneros review

The Cheap: Aneros

Aneros makes some of the best prostate massagers for beginners along with some top-notch alternatives for experienced users.

Their smallest models are no bigger than a finger and their larger models will provide the most intense P-spot pressure out of their whole collection.

Aneros prostate massagers are also completely hands-free, so all you have to do is insert them and let them do their work!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK ).

Best prostate stimulator:  Njoy Pure wand review

The Fancy: Njoy’s Pure Wand

The Pure Wand isn’t for the uninitiated and it’s definitely not a “set and forget” prostate massager like Aneros makes. This toy gives you a much more hands-on experience, so it is crucial that you know what you are doing.

Once you get accustomed to it, the Pure Wand offers some of the most intense leverage that you will ever find. Another plus is that, since it’s made of stainless steel, it’s nearly indestructible and will allow you to use silicone lube ( the most long-lasting lube ) during play!

But it might be a bit of overkill for those only looking for a prostate massager for prostatitis or for those who are only starting out. So if you like the idea of stainless steel and having more control over your experience but don’t necessarily need all that size and leverage, Njoy’s smaller Pfun is definitely a great option as well thanks to its loop handle.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK / AUS ).

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Best budget Butt Plugs for anal Training: Anal Fantasy collection Butt plug Review

The Cheap: Anal Fantasy Collection

The Anal Fantasy butt plugs are my favorite option when it comes to affordable & body-safe plugs. 

They’re also my number one recommendation for anyone looking to get started with anal sex. So if you’re a complete beginner, this is definitely a great place to start.

This is all thanks to the fact that their shape isn’t too intense, and the stems have a decent amount of girth to get you used to dilation. Start small and work your way up their available sizes and you should become a pro in no time!

Get your hands on it here ( CA ).

oxballs ergo plug review all day butt plug

The Fancy: Oxballs Ergo Plugs

The Ergos are super squishy, beautiful butt plugs that come in 5 comprehensive sizes.

They’re awesome for anal training as their base are nice and thick and the squish makes them super forgiving.

These will work perfectly for both men and women, but guys will benefit from the slight curve since it’ll push nicely on the prostate as well!

You can pick between the super soft silicone and the Swirl models which offer a bit more resistance ( and pressure on the prostate if you got one! )

Get your hands on it here.

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Tantus butt plug review wear all day

The Cheap: Tantus T-Bar Plugs

These are fun little plugs with bases meant to be as subtle as possible.

What this means for you is that you can basically wear these as you go about your day. You can sit on them, walk around, and make your chores a bit more fun.

So if you like having a naughty little secret as your out and about, or just find the wider bases uncomfortable, these are underrated and neat little plugs to have!

Get your hands on it here.

Best Butt Plugs: Njoy Pure plugs review

The Fancy: Njoy’s Pure Plug

The pure plugs by Njoy are ultra-hygienic, made of surgical stainless steel, come in multiple sizes, and are nearly indestructible.

The loop handle is also a great feature especially when you enjoy some penetrative motions with your butt plugs. But even if you’re a set and forget kind of person, it will still make it that much easier to remove or insert when everything is all wet and slippery.

A lot of men are going to be glad to hear that the curved shape along with the handle makes this plug a pretty good option for prostate stimulation as well. Though nothing beats Njoy’s Pfun when it comes to prostate plugs.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK / AUS ).

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best cheap tail butt plugs: Tailz Review

The Cheap: Tailz

Tailz Butt Plugs are a decent budget option if you’re looking for faux fur tails. They also make some pretty interesting remote-controlled wagging tail models as well.

Thankfully, most of their plugs are made of silicone but they also offer a few stainless & glass plugs as well.

The main issue with these plugs is that the tails aren’t removable, which makes cleaning up a bit more complicated. And if there’s something that fur doesn’t agree with, it’s lube and butt-related stuff!

Get your hands on it here.

best tail butt plugs: Crystal Delights Review

The Fancy: Crystal Delights

Crystal Delightsmakes some of the best & most beautiful tail plugs around. Made of glass with detachable tails, they’re easy to clean and look absolutely gorgeous. They offer both synthetic and real ethically sourced animal tails as well.

For those who are interested, here’s what Crystal Delights have to say about their animal tails:

“Our tails come from companies that specialize in the “refuse parts” of animals typically thrown away. We at Crystal Delights do not condone the killing of an animal for its coat and we believe that some day the fur trade will likely be abolished. We support that effort, but until that time, we believe that all parts of the animal should be used and not simply discarded as waste. Crystal Delights donates a portion of tail profits annually to animal charities as part of our charitable mission.”

Get your hands on it here.

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Best budget FTM Stroker: Shotpocket Review

The Cheap: Shotpocket

Post or Pre-T, this is probably the best beginner’s stroker around. 

Why it works for both smaller and larger dudes is because it is both squishy and offers plenty of suction once secured against your body. This also means that it is truly a toy you can grow into.

Plus, all that suction will also allow you to use it as a mild pump, giving you some extra gains as you get off! Business AND pleasure babyyy! 

Get your hands on it here.

Best FTM Stroker: Gender extender review

The Fancy: Gender Extender

Is there a more gender-affirming stroker? I don’t think so!

Plus this stroker is truly made to measure! Choose your specific skin tone, size ( just go a size bigger if you’re torn between two sizes ) for a perfect fit!

Sensation-wise it’s also pretty hard to beat as it offers plenty of texture and suction as well. 

The only reason I would still go with the cheaper Shotpocket above is if you were not exactly done growing ( Pre-T, mid-treatment, or on a wild pumping journey ) as you’ll probably have to buy a different size down the road. 

Get your hands on it here.

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Best budget FTM suction/air-pulse toys: Satisfyer Curvy 1+ review

The Cheap: Satisfyer Curvy 1+

In this case, cheap definitely doesn’t mean underwhelming. Heck, this might be the perfect FTM/FTX suction toy you can get your hands on today.

Why? Well for one its opening is large enough to accommodate even the largest & longest of folks ( it fits a AA battery! ) and the interior of the opening is the only textured opening we’ve seen amongst all the suction toys for sale today. Of course, it also dishes out all the power you might need!

The only cons here is that its packaging could be a touch more gender-neutral, and the vibrations a touch less buzzier. Otherwise, this toy is a straight-up home run! 

Get your hands on it here. ( U.K. )

Best FTM suction/air-pulse toys: Lelo Sila review

The Fancy: Lelo Sila

If you’re the type of guy to dig luxury, gender-neutral presentation, gender-affirming colors, and deep rumbles, this suction toy might very well be for you.

Plus, it allows for even girthier folks than the Curvy+ above ( fits a AA battery with plenty of room to spare )! Just beware: if you’re particularly long, you might bottom out on this one. Though if it’s the case, just back up a bit and you should be fine ( you lucky dog ).

Also, while the Sila is much rumblier/thuddier than the Curvy+ it is a touch less powerful than its affordable counterpart. So it really depends on what you prefer here: rumbles that reach deep into your anatomy or straight raw power?

Get your hands on it here.

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Best budget Pre-Op/Non-Op MTF Toys: Magic Wand Original Review

The Cheap: Magic Wand Original

Almost all trans women swear by the Magic Wand, and the original is your cheapest, most effective option!

It’s gender-affirming and powerful enough to make anyone with a pulse pop! 

How you use it is simple, simply find your favorite spot between your perineum and the tip of your anatomy and just let it do its work!

Of course, the OG model is a bit dated but it is highly upgradable! With a cheap dimmer extension cord, Pop-Top attachments, or the more permanent replacement head from Vixen Creations it can rival most modern iterations and alternatives to the OG Magic Wand!


Otherwise, if you have a bit more cash to spend, The Magic Wand Plus has all the features of a modern wand!

Get your hands on it here ( CA ).

Best magic wand alternatives: Fun Factory Vim Review

The Fancy: Fun Factory Vim

The We-Vibe Wand is a rechargeable, 100% waterproof, and rumbly as hell alternative to the Magic Wand.

It’s much rumblier than its competition, meaning the vibes will reach even deeper than its counterpart! Reaching even your “g-spot” from the outside!

Its hygienic & soft silicone body is also a huge plus.

But sadly, it’s incompatible with Magic Wand’s impressive roaster of attachments.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK ).

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best budget vaginal Wireless Vibrator for women: Lovense Lush 3 review

The Cheap(er): Lovense’s Lush 3

Strong and filled with features, the Lush wins over most other wireless egg-shaped vibes out there. It’s app-controlled, rumbly, and just packed with long-distance relationship options.

Another big advantage of this toy is the stability of the connection it offers compared to its competition.

Plus, if you’re contemplating doing some sex cam work, it’s currently the most used toy in the industry thanks to its easy integration with most cam sites.

Get your hands on it here.

best vaginal Wireless Vibrator for women: Ohmibod's Esca 2 review

The Fancy: Ohmibod’s Esca 2 

For a few dollars more, the Esca 2’s vibrations are deeper/rumblier & quieter than the Lush’s at the cost of being a little less powerful.

It has similar app control as the Lush, and since it operates on Kiiroo technology, it can also be synced with interactive & VR content if you wish to have the vibrations match the porn you watch! As most products made by Ohmibod, music syncing is also top-notch on this device.

Sadly, the connection is not as good as Lovense’s, so you might run into issues especially if you don’t have a slim build. 

Get your hands on it here.

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Best Budget wireless clitoris panty vibe: Lovense Ferri Review

The Cheap(er): Lovense’s Ferri

The Ferri, which clearly takes its inspiration from the Moxie, is just a touch cheaper than its main influence. 

Just like the Moxie’s design, it is held in place thanks to a magnet that holds the toy in place in your underwear. So if you prefer to go commando, you might prefer an internal toy instead.

The Ferri is less rumbly than the Moxie on lower levels but it’s also a little stronger than the Moxie overall. While it’s not a big difference, if you’re always seeking more power, this might be enough for your to lean towards the Ferri. On the other hand, if you’re all about the rumbles, you’ll probably prefer the Moxie.

As always, connectivity is a little better with Lovense’s toys than with We-Vibe’s.

Get your hands on it here.

Best wireless clitoris panty vibe: we-vibe moxie Review

The Fancy: We-Vibe’s Moxie

Before the Ferri pretty much stole We-Vibe’s innovative design, the Moxie was the best ( and only, imho ) wireless & hands-free panty clit vibe around.

Being the makers of the extremely popular & powerful Tango, I had a lot of expectations when it came to the vibrations. And while the Moxie doesn’t reach the heights of the Tango, I’m happy to say that the vibrations are still pretty impressive none-the-less!

At its maximum strength, it’s actually pretty similar to the Tango’s 3rd setting, which is definitely no slouch.

A bit win over the Ferri is that it can also be controlled by a small controller ( on top of your usual App controls ).

Get your hands on it here ( CA / EU / AUS ).

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The Cheap: We-Vibe’s Sync O

If you don’t mind sacrificing a little bit of power and the squeeze remote, the Sync O is a great alternative to the Chorus.

I’d even argue that this cheaper model offers a more stable fit ( less risk of popping out! ) and allows for more skin contact with the G-spot thanks to its open insertable end.

It also has a slightly better battery life than the Chorus as well!

So it’s all a matter of what you’re looking for, more pinpoint vibrations and power or a more intimate and stable fit!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / EU ).


best dual wireless panty vibrator: we-vibe chorus review

The Fancy: We-Vibe’s Chorus

Only one entry here! It’s the only acceptable choice and everything else just doesn’t meet the Tabooless quality standards.

If you want a wireless and hands-free sex toy that vibrates powerfully on both the Clitoris and G-Spot, this is your guy! The Chorus is made to clamp onto your pubic bone and it is fully adjustable, which is a godsend considering the variety of anatomies it aims to please.

This little hands-free sex toy also rumbles like it’s at least twice its size! 

The Chorus can be used solo, with toys, or during penetration with a partner as it is pretty small, leaving room for anything and anyone that wishes to come along for the ride! So needless to say it is super versatile.

As always with We-Vibe you get access to both their App and a small remote for controls. There’s also an option to squeeze the remote to intensify the vibrations. Wich is a really natural way of operating the toy as a lot of folks tend to naturally squeeze anything within their reach when nearing climax!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / EU / AUS ).

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best waterproof vibrators: Lovense's Hush 2 buttplugs

The Cheap: Lovense’s Hush 2

This hands-free vibrating butt plug is perfect for private or public play as well as long-distance relationships. So if you’re looking for strong vibrations in a wireless anal plug, it’s definitely a great option.

The lack of a controller for the Hush makes it a bit awkward to use during intercourse though, having to bring your smartphone along for the ride.

So you might prefer the smaller Ditto by We-Vibe since it comes with a wireless remote. 

Get your hands on it here.

best wireless butt plug: b-vibe rimming plug review

The Fancy: B-Vibe Rimming Plug 2

B-Vibe’s Rimming plugs are vibrating butt plugs with rotating beads at the base that come with a variety of steady rotations and patterns. The “Rimming” sensation the beads offer is so stimulating that many even report having straight-up hands-free orgasms without any other kind of stimulation!

The thick stem/base of this butt plug also makes it a great plug for anal training as well.

While the vibrations offered might not be the rumbliest around, when the rotations kick in, it most likely won’t leave you underwhelmed!

These innovative plugs come in 3 comprehensive sizes which should satisfy most people.

The only real caveat here is that it’s only remote-controlled with no App support. So if you were looking for a butt plug for long-distance relationships, that might not be it.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK / AUS ).

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Hot Octopuss Plex with Flex Review

The Cheap: Hot Octopuss Plex with Flex

This little bad boy is awesome to implement during solo sessions, sex, and public play while remaining accessible with its affordability.

The “Treble & Bass” vibrations also offer something pretty unique, so if you’re tired of buzzy OR rumbly vibes, why not try something that does both?

Get your hands on it here.

lovense Edge 2 review

The Fancy: Lovense’s Edge 2

The Edge vibrates on both the perineum and prostate and features a completely adjustable prostate arm. So If you’ve had issues in the past with the fit of your prostate toys, this is as good as it gets.

Just keep in mind that if you’re a beginner, you would be better off with the more accessible Vector below since this prostate massager is a bit on the thicker side.

So whether you need a customized fit, a cheaper option to the Vector, or even if you’re just looking for a good & thick prostate LDR toy, the Edge will be absolutely fit for the job.

Get your hands on it here.


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best budget leather Harnesses/Strap-ons: Aslan's Commando Review

The Cheap: Aslan’s Commando

If you’re into the old-school cool of leather harnesses, we’d argue that the only ones you will ever need are the Aslan Harnesses. They’re simply some of the most comfortable and durable leather harnesses you will find today.

If you’re quite the minimalist or if you’re low on funds, they offer a cheaper option called the Commando.

The commando is stable but not the most comfortable & versatile harness they make. Still, it’s definitely a durable and quality option to consider when trying to save a few bucks!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK ).

best leather Harnesses/Strap-ons: Aslan's Jaguar Review

The Fancy: Aslan’s Jaguar

The Jaguar is Aslan’s flagship model.

It can easily be converted from Jockstrap to G-String style harnesses without much effort, allowing for a ton of versatility. Want to give easy access to the good stuff? Switch to Jockstrap. Want a nice base to rub on or to hold your “Strapless” dildos? Switch to G-String. It’s really 2 harnesses in 1!

If you like the Idea of “Strapless” dildos but never could find the perfect fit for you, you’ll probably also love their Double Up Dildo Cuffs. It’s essentially a dildo holder for the wearer that you can attach at the bottom of your strap-on. Thanks to this add-on, you can attach any dildo or butt plug with a base and enjoy some penetration of your own while wearing your harness!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK ).

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best budget fabric/vegan Harnesses/Strap-ons: Rodeoh Review

The Cheap: Rodeoh

Rodeoh makes brief-style strap-ons that are essentially a cheap alternative to the great Spareparts Tomboi Harness.

Just like Spareparts’ harnesses, each model comes outfitted with a stretchy adjustable O-ring, so you won’t have to carry multiple rings to accommodate all of your dildos. They are also compatible with “Strapless” dildos thanks to an opening aligned with the O-Ring. 

They aren’t as stable or durable as the panty and brief-style harnesses from SpareParts and definitely not as stable as most traditional jockstrap or G-string style harnesses, but for an affordable option, they still work quite well.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK ).

best fabric/vegan Harnesses/Strap-ons: Spareparts Hardwear Review

The Fancy: SpareParts HardWear

If you’re looking for the one harness to rule them all, the SpareParts HardWear gear is pretty hard to beat.

So whether you go with the very stable Joque or their convenient underwear-style harnesses like the Tomboi, Lingerie, and Theo, you’ll be sure to go home with one of the best strap-ons you can get today.

One of my favorite features is the hidden pockets on top and under the O-Ring meant to hold your bullet vibrators.

There’s also a fabric separating the dildos and bullets from your skin that can be opened to accommodate any “Strapless”/ Double dildos you might want to use as well!

Get your hands on it here ( CA / UK / AUS ).

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Best budget Beginner Pegging Dildos: Tantus silk Review

The Cheap: Tantus’ Silk

The Tantus Silk dildos are simply some of the best pegging dildos for beginners and I suggest them to almost anyone starting out!

They come in 3 very gradual, untextured, and forgiving sizes. So they’re perfect whether you prefer small toys or if you want to work your way up to something larger. And to make things even easier on butt debutants, they are flexible and come in a shiny frictionless silicone finish.

Get your hands on it here.

Best Beginner Pegging Dildos: She-ology dilator set review

The Fancy: She-ology’s Dilator Set

Now if the person on the receiving end is an absolute pegging beginner, you might want something even more gradual and forgiving than the previous entry.

This is also technically the cheaper option as you will get way more toys for your money, especially if you’re buying all the sizes the Tantus Silk comes in.

This kit starts at 0.5 inches in girth ( as opposed to Silk’s 0.8 ) and ends at 1.2 ( which is a touch bigger than the medium Silk ). The She-ology dilators are also shorter and slightly curved as well, which is great news for the prostate! I mean it’s almost as if they were designed to be the perfect beginner’s pegging toys, even though they’re advertised as women’s toys.

Get your hands on it here ( CA / AUS ).

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Best budget Thrusting Dildos/handheld fuck machine: The Velvet Thruster teddy review

The Cheap: Velvet Thruster’s Teddy

The Velvet Thrusters are the closest thing to handheld fuck machines you will ever find.

These thrusting dildos are rechargeable, made of silicone, and sport a pretty decent 125 strokes per minute with 2.5 inches of thrusting length. You can also adjust the speed of the strokes with 10 gradual increments and the shaft is flexible enough for extended and comfortable use.

The Thrusters also all come equipped with suction cups, making them completely hands-free as well if need be!

Get your hands on it here.

Best Thrusting Dildos/handheld fuck machine: The Velvet Thruster Prime review

The Fancy: Velvet Thruster’s Prime

Yup, Velvet Thruster again! 

This brand new generation of thrusting dildos are rechargeable, made of silicone, and sport a pretty decent 140 strokes per minute with 3.5 inches of thrust length.

But most importantly, this new iteration is entirely customizable!

They have 5 different insertable ends which come in 4 different colors, as well as 3 base attachments to pick from. Plus, you can choose the color of your shafts and bases ( with 3 colors to pick from ) independently.

As if this wasn’t enough, you can choose between a pretty decent suction cup, a handle for partnered play as well as a curved handle for some solo fun!

Get your hands on it here.

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Best budget fuck machine: Hismith Review

The Cheap: Hismith

I usually never push Chinese-made sex toys. But you can consider this sex machine one of the rare exceptions as it is one of the best affordable full-sized sex machines around!

You can expect about 240 strokes per minute and 2 to 6 inches in stroke length depending on your preferences. They also offer a ton of attachments as well!

As of now, there are two options to choose from:

The “Wire Controlled” is the standard model, it comes with the classic wired controller and a cheaper price tag.

The “APP Controlled” comes with … well, app control & a nice range of colors!

App control allows you to control the machine with your phone or let someone else take over, no matter how far they are. Thanks to the software, you can also use & customize patterns as well. Plus, if you don’t feel like using your phone, they’ve thrown in a convenient little wireless controller to sweeten the deal! 

Get your hands on it here.

Best fuck machine: Shockspot Review

The Fancy: Shockspot

The Shockspot is simply the best sex machine available on the market today. They outperform and have more features than any other fuck machines.

The frame of the Shockspot is also one of the most versatile we’ve seen. It can hit pretty much any angle you can throw at it and you can also completely fold down the Shockspot for easy storage. This means it is not only easy to travel with but, once you’re done, you can also just stash it under the bed. No disassembly required.

These great sex machines can be controlled by a PC or with a handy remote. They’re also now compatible with Chaturbate, one of the world-leading sex cam site. A little feature that should make a lot of performers happy!

Get your hands on it here.

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best budget Sybian-Style Sex Machines: The Tremor Review

The Cheap: The Tremor

While I’m aware that the power offered by saddle-style vibrators is not for everyone, the Tremor is still a major improvement in price and features over the now outdated Sybian. 

The Tremor comes out of the box with 2 silicone attachments, one for external play and another for penetration. It is also possible to buy more attachments on their website and they’re also interchangeable with any Sybian or Motorbunny attachments, so you won’t run out of options.

Another great innovation over the Sybian is the removable silicone pad that covers the Tremor. This cover is completely sanitizable, so if you plan on using this sex machine on more than one person or you just want a machine that’s easy to clean, it doesn’t get much more hygienic than that.

Get your hands on it here.

best sybian alternative motorbunny review

The Fancy: The Motorbunny

Now if you need a bit more features with your straddle-style fuck machine / Sybian alternative, the Motorbunny has you covered.

The Motorbunny has App Control, better performance, and a wide range of accessories for still less money than what the Original Sybian goes for!

Motorbunny beats even Lovense in the app control department. Why? It’s got games baby!

I also love that it comes with attachment points for restraints. And if you feel like you’d be missing out on Tremor’s removable/sanitizable cover, know that it fits almost perfectly on the Motorbunny as well! 

Get your hands on it here.

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