When you bang out articles about banging it out, you’re just bound to land in fuck machine territory.
That’s why I was pretty surprised to find that there was almost no good information out there on the subject. This is a real damn shame since the market is just plagued with expensive worthless duds.
The people deserve the truth dammit! And more importantly: All the robo-pounding in the world.
Therefore, in this article, I’ve compiled all of my favorite compact and budget models, a DIY hack, as well as full-size and feature-packed sex machines for women and men alike. So whether you have 150$ or 4000$ there’s bound to be something for your drawer, closet, or sex dungeon!
Fun Factory has done it again. But it really shouldn’t be a surprise coming from a company that has been known for its countless innovations.
But before anything, know that these are far from having the strength of full-size, mains-powered fuck machines. It’s also not the point of the Stronic toys. But if you’re just looking for a mean drilling, don’t despair since we will get to those soon enough.
Now, this little marvel of German engineering is not exactly a vibrator either, this interesting moving dildo is a… pulsator.
Harnessing the technology of the shake weights, this toy will effectively thrust for you. So instead of looking awkwardly sexual like its fitness cousin, this device shamelessly wears it on its sleeve!
It has a nice range of functions going from nice & slow pulsations to very rapid almost vibration-like motions. All you need to do is be well-lubricated, let go of the handle and let it go to town!
Of course, with this machine dildo being so unique, it does have a bit of a learning curve to get the most out of it.
You see, while most of us would normally squeeze onto their toys during play, you should do the complete opposite with the Stronics. Relaxing and letting your toy roam freely really is key here. It also helps if you keep a hand out (or prop something up) under the handle so the toy doesn’t just shoot out and take out poor Mittens.
And even if the model you choose isn’t curved, it’ll still work great on the G-spot nonetheless. Just apply a bit of leverage by pressing down on the handle if you’re laying on your back and it’ll start hitting your g-spot instead of simply thrusting inside of you. Giving you exactly the type of tapping the G-spot is known to love.
Of course, if you want more of a curve, there’s always the Stronic G! This model will have less of a tendency of gliding in and out of you like their more straightforward models. But instead, it will zero in on your G-Spot without having to apply any pressure on the handle.
They’re also all rechargeable, almost completely silent, made of pure soft silicone, and fully submersible underwater. So if you love baths & Jacuzzis, well, you’re welcome.
One thing to note is that the more textured the model you choose the less it’ll glide back and forth during play. So keep that in mind while shopping!
All in all, the Stronics are a great compact and cheaper option to full size Sex Machines.
Of course, they offer a more subtle and nuanced experience than what these machines have to offer. So if you want a toy to just jackhammer you like there’s no tomorrow, these might not do it for you. But the next entries will!
You know, I just love it when companies listen to user feedback. And with their newer release, it seems like Velvet Co. is definitely one of the good guys.
For example, their new Velvet Thruster Teddy mini sex machine is much more visually appealing than their first iteration.
Plus, it offers 4 colors to pick from, which is great compared to their previous single color/hospital purple roster. So that’s about half of our complaints addressed already!
But upgrades aren’t only on the surface. The Teddys are cheaper and they all come equipped with suction cups, finally making them completely hands-free as well.
The handle is also much smaller and comfortable to use, the motors are quieter, and it’s much more splashproof than the earlier vented models. It also features a pretty good 2.5 inches of thrust.
Sadly, the teddy/mini still isn’t completely waterproof, so you still have to keep it out of the bath. It won’t be as fast as the originals on the fastest settings either ( 125 RPMs vs 140 ). But knowing that most users usually don’t need the highest speeds on the original, I wouldn’t worry about it too much.
With enough lube, the thrusts on this moving dildo should be strong enough for butt stuff as well. But while it is a pretty good anal sex machine it isn’t impossible to stall it when clenching, so don’t expect the power you’d normally get from a full-size fuck machine.
The Velvet Thruster Teddy also comes in 3 different models, the Classic small Teddy, the XL Teddy which offers extra length, and a G-spot model!
If you’re craving more girth than what the XL model has to offer, nothing stops you from strapping a Vixskin extender ( Colossus or Holster ) over your thruster like Cy AKA Dr. Spankenstein over at Super Smash Cache.
That’s right, a dual-density density, body-safe, hands-free, thrusting dildo machine. Perfection is real everyone.
While I love the Velvet Thrusters, what if you want something a whole lot more realistic? The Freak might be exactly what you’re looking for and it also has a pretty decent suction cup and is surprisingly cheap for a handheld fuck machine.
Unlike your usual thrusting dildo machines, this toy doesn’t only thrust, it rotates as well! So it literally and figuratively screws you!
There are 7 motions to switch through, each more intense than the other. While some functions show off more traditional in-and-out action, the more you progress through the modes, the crazier and twistier things get!
Like most rotating toys, you can also bend the shaft a little bit for some more intense rotations, though this can cause a bit of extra stress on the motors, so don’t abuse it!
Of course, there are also some vibrations included and they’re surprisingly decent for a budget toy! Of course, like most powerful-ish affordable vibrators, the rumbles slowly convert to buzzes the higher the settings are ( That’s 7 in total ).
All the above is controlled by a handy little wireless controller. So it’s even better for hands-free play than buttons on the device itself!
So how does the Freak compare to other more expensive thrusting dildos like the Velvet Thrusters?
Well, the Freak has a significantly shorter thrust length ( 1.5 inches vs 2.5 on the VT Teddy & 3.5 on VT Prime ). To make up for the shorter thrust length the freak does have extra usable length on the dildo itself. For example, on some trusters ( especially the VT’s Mini Teddy ), it’s quite easy to get caught in the folding parts, so that’s definitely welcome.
The Naked Addiction Freak also only lasts for 30 to 40 minutes on a full charge, which might not be enough for the particularly demanding folks or fans of edging.
On a more positive note, the Freak is a lot more realistic than even the most realistic Thrusters available today. It is also much less loud than most similar toys, though this might be due to the smaller motors dishing out only a fraction of the thrust length of what other devices are capable of.
Like most other existing thrusters, the Freak is also not waterproof, so do exercise some caution not to throw water in the charging port while cleaning this toy!
The Freak, if you’re into the rotations, is probably the most realistic and affordable thruster out there!
While it might not have the same kind of Thrust length and battery life as the Velvet Thrusters, it is more silent and realistic in exchange. So it really depends on your needs and budget here!
I didn’t get to review this one personally, but our writer Zack Zoetic did get first-hand experience with it.
So without further ado, here’s Zack’s guest entry!
Thanks for the intro, Jimmy!
A year or two ago I tested out Evolved Novelties’ “Ballistic” vibrating dildo with much success. It was so strong that I would argue that it’s even stronger than the average magic wand! Since then, I have been lucky to receive their “Gyro” vibrating dildo which is similar in its overwhelming wand-like power but with an added feature: it gyrates.
No, not thrusts. GYRATES. Regardless, I’d still highly recommend this vibrator to anyone who is looking for a toy that is a more active sexual participant than the average dildo. I’d place it in the category of thrusting dildos, even if it’s technically not one.
Personally, I don’t think you’d be able to tell the difference between thrusting and gyrating, especially with the extremely powerful vibrations it comes with, but maybe your bits are more sophisticated than mine are! The Evolved Gyro Vibe also has maybe the world’s most powerful suction cup on any toy.
Try it! I stuck it to the wall, and then let ‘er rip. It wasn’t even a sex thing, I just wanted to see how much it wobbled and gyrated around!
This is the machine dildo for the power queens and kings in the room.
So if you’re looking for overwhelmingly powerful vibrations along with some satisfying rotations ( g-spots and prostates watch out!! ), this is the toy for you!
Super powerful vibrations
Completely hands-free thanks to powerful suction cup
This collaboration with Lovense and Velvet Thrusters is for those looking for a dildo machine that does it all! But it does come at a performance cost…
While the Velvet Thrusters are all about fucking, they are pretty much unbeatable on that front. The Gravity, on the other hand, adds a host of features but the “fucking aspect” suffers slightly in the process.
The Gravity by Lovense offers 1.5 inches of stroke depth ( compared to 2.5 on Velvet’s entry-level model and 3.5 on the Prime ) but to make up for it, it sports 140 strokes per minute ( like the Prime and higher than Teddy’s 125 ). Now this sounds like a good compromise, but keep in mind this motor is much easier to stall and slow down when contracting on it.
All this extra tech takes room, so that’s why there’s a bit of a sacrifice on that thrusting performance!
On the upside, the extra APP features are really the deciding factor here for those trying to find the perfect thruster for their needs.
The Lovense app allows deep customization of the patterns and functions of your toys that go beyond the usual predetermined settings.
Additionally, if you’re in a long-distance situation, this toy can be controlled by a partner from any distance.
Plus, your phone can also be used as a remote to change the functions from there, as opposed to having to interface with the physical buttons, which can be much more comfortable to handle.
Lastly, Lovense offers a host of extra features with their app, like letting music dictate the rhythms of the penetration and vibrations or syncing your Gravity to porn content!
If you’re more of a feature person than a performance one and want a toy that’s versatile and somewhat of a dream for techno geeks, this might be the thruster for you.
Otherwise, if you’re more about performance, thrusting depth, and more stalling resistance ( especially useful for anal and those who tend to clamp onto their toys ) you’ll probably prefer any of the Velvet Thrusters.
You see, with most of these toys, once you thrust, the vibrating “rabbit ears” leave your clitoris periodically, which isn’t really conducive to a seamless orgasmic build-up.
So a thrusting rabbit vibrator is absolutely a better take on this traditional design!
It also helps that these are pretty affordable considering how feature-packed they are.
The clit end is powerful, it’s 100% waterproof, the pronounced “gland” is great for G-spot stimulation, and of course, there’s a thrusting dildo attached!
Though like most cheaper decent vibes, the vibrations are quite rumbly on the lower strengths and get a touch buzzier as you raise the intensity.
There are still a few caveats here.
This toy also came out at a time when toy companies were going ham on the number of functions offered. And while that sounds like a plus, it’s really not all that great as you will need to cycle through 12 functions with a single button.
Finally, the thrust length on this thrusting rabbit vibrator is only 3/4 of an inch and while it is competitive for a thrusting rabbit toy, compared to other thrusting dildo machines that start at 1.5 inches to 2.5 inches, it is a bit limited.
Still, the thrusting speeds offered here are still pretty good and once all that thrusting is coupled with the pretty decent vibes, you tend to forget about it!
Self-thrusting means you won’t lose contact with the clitoris as soon as you want some internal motions. This feature alone fixes pretty much half of the issues found on most traditional Rabbit vibrators!
So if you’re looking for an affordable rabbit and thrusting dildo machine hybrid, this is the Dual Stimulation toy for you.
Perfect for lazy masturbation
Thrusting rabbit dildo end means you get to stay in contact with the clit vibe
The Velvet Thruster Primes are the closest thing to a handheld fuck machine you will ever find.
This brand new generation of thrusting dildo machines is rechargeable, made of silicone, and sports a pretty decent 140 strokes per minute with 3.5 inches of thrust length. You can also adjust the speed of the strokes with 10 gradual increments and the shaft is flexible enough for extended and comfortable use.
Sadly, compared to the likes of the Stronics, all Thrusters ( Teddy or Prime ) are still pretty noisy. But that’s a pretty small price to pay to get that sort of thrusting action in such a small package.
Another small caveat is that the Primes are definitely not waterproof. So if you’re quite the lewd mermaid/merman/mermX, you might have to look elsewhere.
But most importantly, this new iteration is entirely customizable!
They have 5 different insertable ends which come in 4 different colors, as well as 3 base attachments to pick from. Plus, you can choose the color of your shafts and bases ( with 3 colors to pick from ) independently, so you can really go wild with the customizations here!
The new base attachments are probably my favorite addition. You can choose between a pretty decent suction cup, a handle for a partner as well as a curved handle for solo play!
If you’d rather be on top of your toy while you play, you could also get the Liberator Wing or Bonbon to hold your toy in place for you. The possibilities are really endless with this machine dildo!
Thanks to their customization options and performance for their size, the Primes are probably the best thrusting dildo machines you’ll ever find at this size.
And in a world of expensive and bulky fucking machines, the Velvet Thrusters are definitely a breath of fresh air.
No interest in moving dildos? This sex machine for men & dick owners might be more your speed!
Fleshlight recently released the Quickshot Launch, which is, as the name implies, a version of the Launch made for their Quickshot strokers.
And with the OG Launch slowly being discontinued due to the end of Kiiroo’s partnership with Fleshlight, we’re happy that Fleshlight still wants to continue on with the Launch line.
It’s a great affordable and easier-to-clean alternative to the OG Launch, Keon, and Universal Launch .
Of course, because of the lower price tag, features have been stripped down to the bare essentials.
Most of the interactive stuff is gone, so teledildonic features are gone, and you won’t be able to sync it to VR porn either.
The Quickshot Launch is just a male sex machine and a pretty good one at that.
The main advantage is that the Quickshots, being open-ended, are much easier to maintain and clean than the full-sized Fleshlights. But it does come at the cost of suction.
I personally prefer the convenience of not having to go through a very involved cleaning process when I’m done with a toy, but some suction purists might disagree with me.
The universal smartphone mount found at the top of this brand-new automatic stroker is also a great addition.
I mean what’s the point of freeing up your hands if you’re just going to fill them back with your phone? So if you need your porn to get you going, you will definitely appreciate this new feature.
You might be mistaken to think that the Quickshot Launch is a Poor man’s Launch. But this is really the best no frills automatic masturbator you can get today. It’s also much easier to clean and put away once you’re done with it.
So if you prefer something more functional & you don’t care about Teledildonics and VR integration, this might very well be your next favorite toy!
It sounds like the folks at Fleshlight never sleep. Because shortly after releasing the Quickshot Launch, they blessed us with the Universal Launch, the semi-official sequel to their classic Fleshlight Launch.
This sex machine for men & AMABs is like a cross between the Quickshot Launch and Kiroo’s Keon.
To be fair, in many ways, it is more like the Quickshot Launch than their original Launch, which is to be expected since the OG was a collab with Kiiroo and now that they have parted ways, they no longer have access to Kiiroo’s interactive framework.
This move still makes sense since having two models doing the same thing as the Keon / Original Launch would mean that they both would be competing for the same spot.
So this is more of a Quickshot Launch but for full-size Fleshlights without the interactive features of the Keon/OG launch.
The downgrade in VR & interactive porn compatibility also means that this device is cheaper than the Keon! So it is perfect for those who love Fleshlights and don’t care so much about all the extra tech.
Speaking of Fleshlights, this male sex machine is compatible with almost all of them ( Classic, Go, Ice, Turbo, STU, Sex in a Can, Vibro, Boys, AND girls )!
A big advantage over the competition is that the Universal Launch can be used while plugged in if you run out of battery.
And everyone who’s had a rechargeable anything knows how frustrating it is when you need your device and it’s out of juice.
While dated, battery & mains-powered devices don’t usually suffer from this issue but seeing rechargeable models catch up to this old advantageous feature is certainly awesome!
As always, tech-heavy toys are rarely perfect.
The design here is less self-contained than what is offered by the OG Launch and Keon, so its definitely less stealthy. Though if you remove the phone mount and take off the stroker, it could still pass for some kind of steady cam equipment.
Contrary to the OG Launch, the plastic on this device is also more prone to scratches and smudges.
While it’s a little more silent than the Keon, it’s still noisy enough to clue in roommates or anyone nearby as to what is going on ( which is especially true when you crank up the settings to the max speeds ). Of course, it’s nothing loud music can’t drown out!
This is probably the best Kiiroo Keon alternative you can find.
So if you’re not into interactive porn, VR content, and long-distance relationship features, it might very well be the best option for you!
The Keon is the successor of the Fleshlight Launch, a collaboration between Kiiroo and Fleshlight that turned out to be the best sex machine for men ever made.
Just like the Launch, you can still use it by itself, synchronize it with VR or 2D content, or pair it with a Kiiroo vibrator to feel the motions of your partner from any distance!
After reviewing this new iteration, I’m happy to say that the Keon is better than the Launch in almost every way!
The Keon is more compact, more silent, and faster than the original Fleshlight Launch.
They even switched the finicky touch controls with physical buttons and we couldn’t be happier about it. No accidental button presses, no interrupted climaxes!
While its predecessor was meant to hold Fleshlights and do all the motions for you, the Keon comes with a dedicated sleeve instead.
As you may know, Kiiroo, having already collaborated in the past with Fleshlight to make the skin found inside the Onyx, worked in tandem with them once again to make the best compact automatic masturbator you can find.
This collaboration ended with the release of the Keon and they are now offering their own take on Fleshlight’s sleeves… which is nearly identical to Fleshlights minus all the choice they have to offer. It’s an odd decision considering that the compatibility with Fleshlight’s selection was a huge selling point BUT…
All you have to do is transfer your Fleshlight sleeves out of their shell and put them into the Kiiroo shell instead and you’re ready to go!
Since they are nearly identical, it’s a near-perfect fit. The fit is even a touch snugger in the Kiiroo shells, so there’s less of a chance of the sleeve coming undone when you’re going at full speed!
So while I was afraid we’d lose all the variety offered by Fleshlight, I’m happy to say you won’t have to burn your collection just yet! And while Kiiroo’s sleeve selection is definitely limited, you still have access to all of Fleshlight’s gender-neutral models as well as their replicas of any orifices you can normally ( and abnormally ) have sex with!
Teledildonics for couples & long-distance relationships
This means your partner can play with their Kiiroo toy and you will feel your SO’s motions being recreated live on the Keon.
And you don’t necessarily need to use it across long distances either. If you enjoy looking at each other masturbating, you could simply use your toys in the same room and share the sensations in unison.
Like a bit of BDSM? Strap the launch on Mr. and stroke your Kiiroo toy with your hands while you look at him squirm.
The possibilities are almost endless!
VR & 2D interactive porn
Interested in VR & 2D interactive pornography? Good news, the Keon excels at it!
So if you’d like to have the action on the screen or in VR replicated on you while you watch it, they’ve got you covered.
For 2D entertainment, you can find plenty of free compatible videos on Pornhub’s interactive section ( pornhub.com/interactive ).
For VR sites compatible with Kiiroo toys, FeelVRPorn, Feelme, Virtualrealpassion, Virtualrealgay, & Feelxvideos are all great places to look.
You will need to provide your own VR headset though. But most mobile headsets will do so you don’t have to shell out the big bucks for a PCVR solution.
The best bang for your buck right now is definitely the Quest 2.
UPDATE: The Keon just keeps getting better! It can now be turned into a full-on dildo Machine and be outfitted with a huge range of accessories to make your sessions more comfortable than ever.The star of the show here is truly the dildo attachment as you get twice the sex machine for a super affordable price. Another great move from Kiiroo is that it is compatible with Vac-U-Lock toys, the standard option for most self-respecting sex machine manufacturers.
So no matter if you prefer to penetrate or be penetrated, the Keon is now easily the most versatile and best sex machine for the money!
Now, I do have to be at least a little critical otherwise this wouldn’t be a Tabooless sex toy review.
So if I have to nitpick, I’d say it would’ve been nice for them to include the Table Clamp or pillow strap in the bundle because, without it, it’s a bit awkward to work with. Still, they’re affordable enough, so it shouldn’t be much of an issue for most users.
Speaking of attachments, the new range of Keon adapters is now for sale as well!
It also seems that they’re explicitly releasing these bad boys to intensify their ferocious competition with Fleshlight and the Handy.
I say this because the hand strap is like a big middle finger to the Handy, while the phone strap is clearly a dig at Fleshlight, their old partner back in the FL Launch days. We could even say that the pillow is an alternative to the Liberator Fleshlight Pillow holders as well.
I’m not throwing any shade though since competition makes everything better in the long run!
The Launch was the best sex machine for men & dick-owners ever made… and the newer Keon is even better! It simply provides the most realistic motions a compact male sex toy can achieve. And now that they’ve released their dildo adapter, it’s not even only for men anymore!
And while Kiiroo’s relationship with Fleshlight is over, you can still couple the Keon with the huge selection of Fleshlight sleeves. So there are really no downsides to this upgrade!
Use it alone, with a partner, or along with some interactive content. The options are really endless.
Compatible with Most Fleshlights
Can be synced with interactive/VR content
Can be paired with your partner's toy across any distance
You have to use the Kiiroo Shell if you want to use Fleshlight sleeves
Finally, the Keon has some competition. But is the Handy better? This will depend on what is important for you!
This new kid on the block shouldn’t be ignored as it packs some pretty interesting features with top speeds that can be almost vibration-like!
While the included sleeve is very basic, the Handy compatible with most shell-less masturbators and will even accommodate some models with external shells!
The likes of Fleshlight and some larger Tengas like the Flip Holes won’t fit without some modifications. Sadly, if you get them to work with the help of extra velcro straps or 3D-printed parts, the Handy won’t be able to work at full speed with the added weight.
The Velcro straps are also wide enough to allow you to tighten the grip as you please. Of course, this will only work on strokers without external shells!
Just like the Keon, it offers synchronization with both standard flat videos and VR content.
The Firmware is also a touch better than what Keon has to offer, including overrides that’ll allow you to customize your stroke lengths and so on without having to mess with scripts.
Custom script support is also much better here as it seems like it’s easier to program for the Handy than the Keon.
While I wouldn’t say that the Handy is better than the Keon ( or vice versa ), it is definitely a worthy competitor!
Depending on your own preferences, it might actually be the automatic stroker you’re looking for!
Even cheaper than the previous entries, this DIY reciprocating saw dildo mod is a great way to acquire a cheap, fast, and powerful fucking machine.
First, you will need a Classic style reciprocating saw.
They can easily be found for under 100$(USD) in most parts of the world. And if you don’t already own one or you simply don’t want to bother shopping for one, you can get an adapter & saw bundle from the dealers’ bellow.
You don’t want to be that guy who just glues a dildo to an actual saw bit. And if you think that’s ridiculous, believe me, I’ve met a few in my dildo-dealing days! Ouch.
This will replace the blade with a strong and stable attachment that is compatible with any Vac-U-Lock Dildo.
Finally, you will need a Light Dimmer extension cord.
This is because most reciprocating saws, even though they might have adjustable speeds, are still way too fast for most human orifices. With strokes per minute being usually in the 2000s, the dimmer will make it much smoother and manageable. This simple fix will let you start slow and go as far as you’re willing to go.
Depending on the quality of your saw, this whole kit can easily be put together with a 100 to 150 dollars (USD) budget.
So what’s the catch?
Well, with this Sawzall dildo mod, you will get all the RPMs you could ask for. But most reciprocating saws only have 3/4 inch to 1 1/4 inches in stroke length, which is way less than most of the best sex machines for women and pegging.
Also, this hack is almost impossible to use alone. So it is really only worth it if you’re going to use it with the aid of a partner.
It’s probably possible to attach it to a bedpost, clamp the button down and control the saw with the dimmer only. But it’s quite the hassle and investing a bit more in an actual sex machine would definitely be a better choice.
Lastly, reciprocating saws are definitely noisier than most best fuck machines.
This DIY Fuck Machine may not be the best machine around, but if you mostly intend on playing with a partner, this is an awesome, powerful and dirt-cheap option. Plus, feeling like the Terminator when holding this fuck saw really has no price.
But if you want to ride solo or if you’re looking for better stroke length, I suggest you keep on reading.
If you buy the Saw & Adapter bundle, buy yourself a nice silicone Vac-U-Lock toysince the included dildo is a cheap non-body-safe toy.
I don’t know why the AdultRepDao machines don’t get more attention.
While Reddit and people in the fetish scene love these machines, the mainstream still has no idea!
These are some of the most affordable and performant sex machines you can get today! So it would absolutely be a big mistake to overlook them!
Their flagship machine, the FM18, (an equivalent to the F-machine pro III, Hismith premium machine, and Lovense Sex Machine) dishes out 300 Reps per Minute and offers up to 6 inches of penetration depth.
For reference, at half the price of Lovense’s, they offer better penetration depth and, being cheaper than even the highly affordable Hismith, they still outperform them in the RPM department! Impressive? absolutely!
Hell, with both sex machines coming from China, many of the components found in the Lovense Machine and this one are completely identical, so you’re only missing the App control really.
Of course, if you start adding wireless control, and go for non-hollow legs, the price will be on par with the App-controlled Hismith. But that still means that you’re getting a heavier, more stable machine ( perfect for larger toys and particularly intense sessions ), higher RPM, and, double penetration capability for the same price!
The FM18 is also one of the most flexible standard fuck machines in terms of positions & angles allowed thanks to its highly adjustable frame.
While the FM18 is the focus of this entry, they also make a huge variety of quality machines like the FM19 which is essentially the same machine but with a tripod base for even more flexibility.
They also have a pretty varied range of small and portable sex machines that are way more high-quality than most other Chinese-manufactured compact fuck machines. Some of them even double as their own carry case if you need an easy-to-transport machine for all your sex party needs.
The amount of attachments they sell is almost overwhelming, offering tons of options like extension rods, doublers, flexible rods, suction cup adaptors, universal dildo holders, and so on. Carry bags and suction cups for securing your machines are also sold separately.
Of course, not everything is perfect here. For example, they’re a little behind Hismith and Lovense as they’re not offering app control just yet ( though their rep says it’s coming soon! ). So if that’s a must for you, you’ll probably prefer the competition.
While they sell dedicated toys, I would definitely invest in a Vac-U-Lock adaptor and look at our Vac-U-Lock dildo list for more compatibility and variety. Plus, since they also sell suction cups and universal dildo adaptors, almost any other body-safe dildo will do as well!
They still sell plenty of actual silicone toys made to fit on their proprietary anti-rotation quick connecting system. Just make sure to go for the silicone toys and not the PVC ones for a true body-safe experience.
Just aesthetically, you can already see that these look more sleek and stylish than most sex machines for women and anal sex. They currently only make 2 different models as of now.
The Gigolois their budget option.
It’s best suited for regular users and it won’t be able to accommodate very large toys.
It feels modern, enhanced by a blue LED light that shines through its transparent casing on the body. This sex machine can also swivel and glide up and down on its base to hit all sorts of positions and angles.
You can expect up to 240 strokes per minute and 1 to 4 inches of stroke length. And the speeds can be switched via a wired controller or the included wireless remote control.
You will also need a tool to adjust the stroke length and you have to rely on the preset positions given.
It’s also a bit of a bitch to assemble and pull apart, so it might not be the best option to travel with or stash in a pinch.
The Pro IIIis for people who enjoy the finer things in life.
At about 26 inch-pound in torque, it’ll be able to accommodate larger toys if the need arises and it is a definite upgrade over the Gigolo.
Their best sex machine sports a maximum of 280 strokes per minute and 1 to 6 inches of stroke length.
Unlike the Gigolo, you don’t need any tools to adjust the length of the stroke. You will also be able to adjust the speed much more precisely thanks to its wired dial.
And whether it’s for traveling or simply putting it away when the family comes over, the Pro II is very easy to disassemble and put back together.
This is one of the best sex machines you can get for your money!
As you might’ve noticed, this device looks and works a lot like the Pro III, Lovense Sex Machine, and the FM18. Just like these 3 machines, the position and stroke length can easily be adjusted without the need for tools. You can also expect about 240 strokes per minute and 2 to 6 inches in stroke length.
The Hismith also delivers enough torque to work with most large toys. But you might need to prop the sex machine against a wall or something heavy if you don’t want it to rock under the weight of some of the bulkier toys.
Unlike the Pro III, the Hismith can also be used completely upright and remain stable without any issues.
As of now, there are two options to choose from, and both models will come shipped with the power supply of the country it was ordered from. Hismith machines also come with a carry bag with a thick foam insert to keep your sex machine safe while you travel about.
The “Wire Controlled” is the standard model, it comes with the classic wired controller and a cheaper price tag.
The “APP Controlled” comes with … well, app control! This allows you to control the machine with your phone or let someone else take over, no matter how far they are. Thanks to the app, you can also use & customize patterns as well.
Plus, if you don’t feel like using your phone, they’ve thrown in a convenient little wireless controller to sweeten the deal!
They offer Vac-U-Lock, suction cup, and dildo doubler adapters, as well as rigid and flexible extension arms and toy clamps. Just avoid their Magic Wand Holder, since it isn’t strong enough to support the weight of the wand.
Just keep in mind that none of the adapters are included with the machine unless you go with one of their bundles, so be sure to add them to your cart before checking out.
Like most sex-machine companies, you should also stay clear of their non-silicone dildos. Thankfully, they’ve slowly started including silicone in their collection of dildos.
UPDATE:For a small extra fee ( about 20$ ) you can now get the Hismiths in multiple colors! Sadly, this only applies to app-enabled devices.
You might not get the sleek design of F-machine, the double ended features of Lovense’s Machine & FM18 but this is definitely a great affordable option that shouldn’t be ignored.
Especially since this is the most affordable & best App-controlled option at this price point. A feature that is missing from pretty much all sex machines to this day ( except for the brand new Lovense machine that is ). So with all things considered, it’s definitely hard to beat considering the price!
It’s finally here! The Lovense Sex Machine is a mid-range app-controlled thruster sporting all the features I’ve always wanted out of a fuck machine.
This machine is essentially the perfect middle ground between the cheap Hismith & the premium Shockspot machines.
It’s faster ( at 300 RPMs vs 240 RPMs ) than the Hismith machines. The app control, being from Lovense is definitely better than what you’ll find on its direct competitor. Stroke length is a touch shorter though ( 4.5 inches vs 6 inches ) when compared to its more affordable alternative.
Additionally, it finally brings the Shockspot’s Chaturbate tips controls to a more affordable machine. And while this won’t apply to most users, it’s a huge deal for cam performers around the world!
The device also looks and feels more premium than the Hismith, though it still doesn’t match the Shockspot or F-machines in that regard just yet. I’m also glad they went with this time-tested design, as it is super easy to adjust or quickly pull apart and reassemble for rapid storage and transport!
While it’s a touch more expensive than the Hismith, it does come with a lot of extra stuff to make up for it.
You’ll get 2 silicone dildos, 2 Vac-U-Lock adapters for all your VUL toys, a carry bag, along with an extra arm so two people can use the machine at the same time!
So you will definitely get a lot out of that investment!
Lovense’s app controls are probably the best in the business, and most features have made their way to this machine as well!
Every function can be customized to your exact liking, patterns can be hand-drawn or controlled by ambient music or straight from your phone.
Of course, there are plenty of long-distance relationship features like allowing another user to control your machine from any distance. There are also text and video chat features that integrate seamlessly with the app.
The app can also be used as a local wireless controller if you prefer to ride solo!
App-controlled, somewhat still affordable, comes with tons of extras, and can also be converted into a double ended sex machine at no extra cost? All this and more makes this one of my favorite premium sex machines.
If you’re torn between the affordable App-controlled Hismith and the luxury Shockspot, this is probably the machine for you!
Comes with two silicone dildos & extra arm for another user
After reading about all of those sex machines equipped only for penetration, you must think I just don’t care much about vibrations. Well, the Tremor has more vibration (and rotation) than anyone could ask for.
If you’re familiar with straddle-style vibrators, you might be wondering why it isn’t the Sybian you’re looking at. To put it simply, the Tremor performs better, looks better, and is easier to clean at a fraction of the price.
Before I get into the nitty-gritty, it’s good to know that saddle-style vibrators aren’t for everyone.
If you’re the type of person who, after a session with their Magic Wand, thinks they could use even more power, you will absolutely love the Tremor. If you’re into rotations or even forced orgasms, you will also get a lot out of it.
Otherwise, you’re better off saving your money for something else.
This saddle-style sex machine rotates at 7000 RPMs and vibrates from 0 to 160 rotations per minute. And both features can be controlled independently thanks to the included wired controller.
The Tremor comes out of the box with 2 silicone attachments, one for external play and another for penetration.
It is also possible to buy more attachments on their website and they are also interchangeable with any Sybian or Motorbunny attachments, so you won’t run out of options.
Another great innovation over the Sybian is the removable silicone pad that covers the Tremor.
While the Sybian sells a fluid-proof cover separately, this cover comes included with every model and is completely sanitizable. So if you plan on using this sex machine on more than one person or you just want a machine that’s easy to clean up, it doesn’t get much more hygienic than that.
To top it all off, just like the Sybian, they offer a generous 2-year warranty.
The only real downside is that these straddle-style fuck machines are all pretty damn loud. But at this point, it doesn’t really matter since, if you straddle this powerful toy, you won’t be exactly silent either.
While we’re aware that the power offered by saddle-style vibrators is not for everyone, the Tremor is still a major improvement in price and features over the now outdated Sybian.
This is the best option for any modern-day power queen who’s next logical step is actually strapping themselves to the engine of a fighter jet.
Now if you need a bit more features with your straddle-style fuck machine / Sybian alternative, the Motorbunny has you covered. The Motorbunny has App Control, better performance, and a wide range of accessories for less money than what the Original Sybian goes for!
There are currently 2 models, the original ( who is essentially a modern version of the Sybian ) and the Motorbunny Buck ( who is here to fuck ) which is like the original except it thrusts or applies come hither motions instead of rotating.
The Buck also comes with a Vac-U-Lock Adaptor, so it’s essentially a Sybian & traditional fuck machine hybrid! Intense vibrations & thrusting? Holy fuck is the right term!
The Motorbunnies are covered in luxurious vegan leather & padding for a super comfortable ride.
Vegan leather looks and feels great, but it won’t be shareable like the Tremor is as you can’t fully sanitize Vegan Leather. Thankfully, with a bit of elbow grease, you can actually make the Tremor’s Silicone mat fit on this device as well! It’ll take a bit of effort to apply it without leaving any bumps or folds, but once it’s nice and secured, it’s pretty hard to dislodge. This is amazing news, especially if you take into account that these mats can be bought separately.
Some attachments are made out of silicone, while the ones that come with the base model are made out of TPE. Thankfully, Motorbunny offers a wide variety of optional silicone attachments you can purchase separately, or are included with different bundles online.
Motorbunny beats even Lovense in the app control department. Why? It’s got games baby!
That’s right! Games to jerk off to!! Remember Flappy Bird fondly? You’ll love Fappy Bunny as it’s essentially the same game + intense vibrations on your bits! They have a holiday-themed game called “Snow Bunny’s Gift Grab” as well and most likely more to come.
The main app is called “Motorbunny Link”, where you can control the vibrations entirely from your smartphone.
It can even create patterns for the Motorbunny to follow, which is pretty groundbreaking for a toy like this one. Are you in a long-distance relationship? You can give that special someone control over your toy through this app as well!
I also love that it has four O-rings, two on the front and two on the back so you can clip harnesses or wrists or ankle cuffs right to the toy.
So if you’re into BDSM, forced orgasms, or just like being safely secured to your toys, this is quite amazing!
If it’s vital for your luxury toy to look luxurious, or for you to have an app to control your toy (either for camming or long-distance relationships), go with the Motorbunny.
The Motorbunny looks perfectly sinful, and would easily disguise itself in a bedroom or even a personal dungeon. Just remember to spend a bit more to get the silicone attachments!
Use Motorbunny discount code Taboo for 50$ off!
Vegan leather looks aesthetically delicious
Multiple Bluetooth apps for connecting with other partners and playing by yourself
Very strong rumbly vibrations and rotations
Great thrusting option/fuck machine hybrid if you go with the Buck
Vegan leather means it can’t be fully sanitized
Have to purchase extra attachments if you want silicone ones
Or are you in a long-distance relationship with the biggest power queen in town?
The Cowgirl is another Sybian alternative covered in beautiful vegan leather and the only straddle-style vibrator to rival Motorbunny in terms of features.
Just like the other models, it comes with two silicone attachments that are interchangeable between all the other competitor’s attachments. It also features adjustable vibrations and rotations that can be controlled via a wired controller. But this is where the similarities end.
For one, the Cowgirl is probably the only saddle that offers vibration patterns as well as regular constant vibrations.
But most importantly, it can be App controlled from any distance.
So it is officially the fanciest toy made for long-distance relationships.
It is also the most comfortable and visually appealing design available so far.
Covered in vegan leather with a guitar amp style jack to plug in the beautifully crafted controller, it’s obvious that the Cowgirl was inspired by high-end music gear. And I don’t think you have to be a musician to appreciate what they did there.
The only real downsides with this powerful sex machine is that it is probably the most expensive option when it comes to straddle-style vibrators & it is also a little weaker than the competition ( Motorbunny & Tremor ) while still better than the Sybian.
It also doesn’t help that feature-wise it’s almost identical to the less expensive Motorbunny. Though this vibrator looks and feels even more premium. So considering what it has to offer, it is well worth the investment for those with money to spare & a taste for luxury!
Comfortable, beautiful, feature-packed, app-controlled, and extremely powerful, the Cowgirl obviously has a lot to offer.
So if you’re a power queen with deep pockets, this is the droid you’ve been looking for.
The Shockspot is simply the best sex machine available on the market today.
They outperform and have more features than any other best fuck machines on sale today.
These luxury sex machines offer speeds up to 24 inches per second and about 105 pounds in torque and stroke length will depend on the model you choose. The classic and Dual Thruster models offer 8 inches max in stroke length and there’s also a 12-inch capable device as well.
So not only can the Shockspots accommodate larger toys, but they can also thrust deeper than any other sex machine out there.
One of my favorite features is that you can control the stroke length directly on the controllers with no need to interface with the fuck machine itself. Meaning that you can change the stroke depth without having to get up and stop the machine in the process.
And if you weren’t paying attention earlier, that’s really a first for sex machines!
The frame of the Shockspot is also one of the most versatile we’ve seen.
It can hit pretty much any angle you can throw at it and you can also completely fold down the Shockspot for easy storage.
This means it is not only easy to travel with but, once you’re done, you can also just stash it under the bed. No disassembly required.
These great sex machines can be controlled by a PC, or with a handy remote controller.
With the Touch and Feel PC Software, you can either pick from the included presets or make your own programs. Once this is all set, all you have to do you is press the palm button to set the machine in motion once you’re in position.
The Shockspot can either be controlled by you or from anywhere else in the world. This makes the Shockspot perfect for solo use as well as for long-distance relationships and cam performers.
The remote control is optional and gives you control over the depth, speed, and smoothness of the strokes. This way, you don’t need a PC to operate your sex machine.
Just like most fucking machines, they come outfitted with Vac-U-Lock adapters by default.
If you need more options, they also offer a pretty good universal dildo adapter as well as a Fleshlight holder.
Just be careful when adding and removing dildos or attachments. Moving the rod side to side can damage the internal parts of the sex machine so make sure you apply force only in the direction of the stroke.
Lastly, the Shockspot comes with a 1-Year warranty.
The only improvements I would like to see in the future is an iOS equivalent to the touch and feel app as well as support for smartphones. But from what I heard, these features might very well be on their way.
A dildo doubler could also be a nice addition, especially for people who can’t afford the Dual Thruster.
UPDATE: While the Shockspots could only be controlled remotely through their PC app in the past, they’re now compatible with Chaturbate, one of the world-leading sex cam site.
A little feature that should make a lot of performers happy, allowing them to bring more value to their audience than ever before!
If you can afford it and you’re looking for the best sex machine experience that money can buy, I have no idea what you are still doing on this blog.
It’s easy to stash, super flexible, easy to use, extremely performant, and powerful enough to even be an anal sex machine, and you can even make your money back on it as a cam performer! I mean, what more could you as for, really?
It can be a little hard to choose with so many great options at your disposal ( that can be quite similar at times ). Let’s be fair, even if our reviews are quite comprehensive, nothing beats a good old chart!
While I would love to tell you one device is better than the other, it’s really not all that simple. All of these devices excel in their own unique ways, so here are a few little comparison tables to help you decide:
FM18 ,F-Machine Pro III, Hismith, & Lovense Sex Machine Comparison
Stroke Length Max
Wired/Wireless (App coming soon)
369 -469 USD
430 – 520 USD
The Tremor, Motorbunny & The Cowgirl Comparison
Rotation RPM Max
Vibration RPM Max
Sanitizable Silicone Mat
App Games + Restraint O-rings
Automatic Penis Strokers
Kiiroo’s Keon, The Handy, Quickshot Launch Comparison
Compatible with a lot of shell-less Strokers and some smaller strokers with shells.
The Fastest of the two devices. The Keon goes up to 4 strokes per second ( more than enough in most cases ) while the handy goes up to 10! ( of course, these are for short strokes/not at full stroke length)
Firmware is more reliable.
Does better with funscripts, so if you enjoy customizing and hacking your devices, this is it!
The Keon works with Fleshlight sleeves out of the box while the Handy will require mods and won’t be able to go at full speed with such large strokers.
The Handy needs to be plugged in to work while the Keon doesn’t.
Though it can be controlled wirelessly, the Handy doesn’t have teledildonic features like the Keon( it can’t be controlled by a partner’s toy to simulate sex from a long-distance).
The Keon can now be transformed into a dildo machine for super cheap. Easily doubling your investment and fun.
While it is only compatible with Quickshot strokers, these are some of the easiest-to-clean strokers around. So maintenance is better than both other devices
No extra features also mean above-average reliability
Phone holder on the device, for a truly hands-free experience