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If you’re looking for male-centric sex machines, head on over to our blowjob machines article!

When you bang out articles about banging it out, you’re just bound to land in fuck machine territory.

That’s why I was pretty surprised to find that there was almost no good information out there on the subject. This is a real damn shame since the market is just plagued with expensive worthless duds.

The people deserve the truth dammit! And more importantly: All the robo-pounding in the world.   

Therefore, in this article, I’ve compiled all of my favorite compact and budget models, a DIY hack, as well as full-size and feature-packed sex machines for women and men alike. So whether you have 150$ or 4000$ there’s bound to be something for your drawer, closet, or sex dungeon!

You’ll probably want to check out our Vac-U-Lock Attachments & Toys guide as well since most sex machines come equipped with Vac-U-Lock Adapters by default.


Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.


With that being said, here’s our top 18 list of the best sex machine models & thrusting dildos, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different!

TL;DR

 

Best self-thrusting dildo machines that are both unique & silent

Fun Factory’s Stronic

 

Best thrusting dildos that are both affordable and performant

Velvet Thruster Teddy

Naked addiction freak review, best realistic affordable thrusting and rotating dildo handheld fuck machine

 

Most realistic affordable rotating & mini sex machine

BMS Naked Addiction Freak

Best machine dildos: Evolved Novelties Gyro vibe review

 

Rotating dildo machine with super powerful vibrations

Evolved’s Gyro Vibe

Lovense Gravity review

 

Best App-controlled self-thrusting dildo

Lovense Gravity

Happy Rabbit / greedy girl Thrusting rabbit vibrators reviews

 

Best thrusting rabbit vibrators

Happy Rabbit / Greedy Girl Thrusting Rabbit

handheld fuck machine / thrusting dildo velvet thruster prime

 

Best thrusting dildo machines with tons of customization options

Velvet Thruster Prime

Lustti Adultrepdao Dao Huan sex machine review fm18

 

Most affordable and best sex machine with removable double-ended extension

Adultrepdao FM18

 

Best looking full-size fuck machines

F-Machines

 

Best affordable sex machine with app control

Hismith Sex Machines

Lovense Sex Machine Review  best app controlled sex machine

 

Best mid-range double-ended sex machine with app control

Lovense Sex Machine

 

Best affordable body-safe Sybian alternative

The Tremor

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Great affordable saddle vibrator with app control & O-rings for restraints

Motorbunny

 

Indulgent high-end Sybian alternative with app control

The Cowgirl

 

Best feature-packed high-end sex machine

Shockspot

 

Compact & Cheap Sex Machines

Fun Factory’s Stronic Line

Best sex machine stronic review

Fun Factory has done it again. But it really shouldn’t be a surprise coming from a company that has been known for its countless innovations.

But before anything, know that these are far from having the strength of full-size, mains-powered fuck machines. It’s also not the point of the Stronic toys.  But if you’re just looking for a mean drilling, don’t despair since we will get to those soon enough. 

Now, this little marvel of German engineering is not exactly a vibrator either, this interesting moving dildo is a… pulsator

Harnessing the technology of the shake weights, this toy will effectively thrust for you. So instead of looking awkwardly sexual like its fitness cousin, this device shamelessly wears it on its sleeve!

It has a nice range of functions going from nice & slow pulsations to very rapid almost vibration-like motions. All you need to do is be well-lubricated, let go of the handle and let it go to town!

Of course, with this machine dildo being so unique, it does have a bit of a learning curve to get the most out of it.

You see, while most of us would normally squeeze onto their toys during play, you should do the complete opposite with the Stronics. Relaxing and letting your toy roam freely really is key here. It also helps if you keep a hand out (or prop something up) under the handle so the toy doesn’t just shoot out and take out poor Mittens. 

And even if the model you choose isn’t curved, it’ll still work great on the G-spot nonetheless.
Just apply a bit of leverage by pressing down on the handle if you’re laying on your back and it’ll start hitting your g-spot instead of simply thrusting inside of you. Giving you exactly the type of tapping the G-spot is known to love.

stronic g handheld fuck machine
Of course, if you want more of a curve, there’s always the Stronic G! This model will have less of a tendency of gliding in and out of you like their more straightforward models. But instead, it will zero in on your G-Spot without having to apply any pressure on the handle.

They’re also all rechargeable, almost completely silent, made of pure soft silicone, and fully submersible underwater. So if you love baths & Jacuzzis, well, you’re welcome.

One thing to note is that the more textured the model you choose the less it’ll glide back and forth during play. So keep that in mind while shopping!

Conclusion
All in all, the Stronics are a great compact and cheaper option to full size Sex Machines. 

Of course, they offer a more subtle and nuanced experience than what these machines have to offer. So if you want a toy to just jackhammer you like there’s no tomorrow,  these might not do it for you. But the next entries will!

Material
9
Features
8
Sensation
9
Pros
Compact
Easy to clean
100% Waterproof
Almost Silent
Cons
Not entirely hands-free
Has a bit Learning Curve
8.5

 

Velvet Thruster Teddy

best sex machine velvet thruster teddy review

You know, I just love it when companies listen to user feedback. And with their newer release, it seems like Velvet Co. is definitely one of the good guys.

For example, their new Velvet Thruster Teddy mini sex machine is much more visually appealing than their first iteration.

Best sex machine
What year are we in again?

Plus, it offers 4 colors to pick from, which is great compared to their previous single color/hospital purple roster. So that’s about half of our complaints addressed already!

But upgrades aren’t only on the surface. The Teddys are cheaper and they all come equipped with suction cups, finally making them completely hands-free as well.

The handle is also much smaller and comfortable to use, the motors are quieter, and it’s much more splashproof than the earlier vented models.  It also features a pretty good 2.5 inches of thrust.

Sadly, the teddy/mini still isn’t completely waterproof, so you still have to keep it out of the bath. It won’t be as fast as the originals on the fastest settings either ( 125 RPMs vs 140 ). But knowing that most users usually don’t need the highest speeds on the original, I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

With enough lube, the thrusts on this moving dildo should be strong enough for butt stuff as well. But while it is a pretty good anal sex machine it isn’t impossible to stall it when clenching, so don’t expect the power you’d normally get from a full-size fuck machine.

The Velvet Thruster Teddy also comes in 3 different models, the Classic small Teddy, the XL Teddy which offers extra length, and a G-spot model!

If you’re craving more girth than what the XL model has to offer, nothing stops you from strapping a Vixskin extender (  Colossus or Holster ) over your thruster like Cy AKA Dr. Spankenstein over at Super Smash Cache.

Vixskin thruster
IT’S ALIVEEEE!! ( Photo by Cy from SSC )

That’s right, a dual-density density, body-safe, hands-free, self-thrusting dildo machine. Perfection is real everyone. 

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If you really like the idea of customizing your toys or are just a fan of the Vac-U-Lock system found on most full-size sex machines, you will probably love Velvet Thruster’s new universal “Teddy”!

This feature alone makes this toy the closest thing to an actual hand-held fuck machine you will ever get!

It’s worth noting that this version of the Velvet thruster only offers 1.5 inches of stroke length to give it enough strength to handle most vac-u-lock dildos out there on the market.

Conclusion
It’s awesome to see that Velvet Co. is listening to us and giving us everything we wanted and more.

Of course, the length, max speed, and flexibility aren’t as good as the original. But it’s easy to forget since this machine dildo will leave you over 50 dollars richer than the first iteration will.

Material
9
Features
9
Sensation
9.5
Pros
Completely hands-free
Suction cup
Quieter & more compact than the original
Multiple color choices
Easy to clean
Sanitizable
Cons
Not as fast as the original models
Can still be stalled when clenching
Still noisy
Not waterproof
9.2

 

BMS Naked Addiction Freak

Naked addiction freak review, best realistic affordable thrusting and rotating dildo handheld fuck machine

While I love the Velvet Thrusters, what if you want something a whole lot more realistic? The Freak might be exactly what you’re looking for and it also has a pretty decent suction cup and is surprisingly cheap for a handheld fuck machine. 

Unlike your usual thrusting dildo machines, this toy doesn’t only thrust, it rotates as well! So it literally and figuratively screws you! 

There are 7 motions to switch through, each more intense than the other. While some functions show off more traditional in-and-out action, the more you progress through the modes, the crazier and twistier things get! 

Like most rotating toys, you can also bend the shaft a little bit for some more intense rotations, though this can cause a bit of extra stress on the motors, so don’t abuse it! 

Of course, there are also some vibrations included and they’re surprisingly decent for a budget toy! Of course, like most powerful-ish affordable vibrators, the rumbles slowly convert to buzzes the higher the settings are ( That’s 7 in total ). 

All the above is controlled by a handy little wireless controller. So it’s even better for hands-free play than buttons on the device itself!

So how does the Freak compare to other more expensive thrusting dildos like the Velvet Thrusters?

Well, the Freak has a significantly shorter thrust length ( 1.5 inches vs 2.5 on the VT Teddy & 3.5 on VT Prime ). To make up for the shorter thrust length the freak does have extra usable length on the dildo itself. For example, on some trusters ( especially the VT’s Mini Teddy ), it’s quite easy to get caught in the folding parts, so that’s definitely welcome. 

The Naked Addiction Freak also only lasts for 30 to 40 minutes on a full charge, which might not be enough for the particularly demanding folks or fans of edging.

On a more positive note, the Freak is a lot more realistic than even the most realistic Thrusters available today. It is also much less loud than most similar toys, though this might be due to the smaller motors dishing out only a fraction of the thrust length of what other devices are capable of.  

Like most other existing thrusters, the Freak is also not waterproof, so do exercise some caution not to throw water in the charging port while cleaning this toy!

Conclusion
The Freak, if you’re into the rotations, is probably the most realistic and affordable thruster out there!

While it might not have the same kind of Thrust length and battery life as the Velvet Thrusters, it is more silent and realistic in exchange. So it really depends on your needs and budget here!

Material
9.5
Features
8.5
Sensation
9.5
Pros
Great realistic look and feel
Completely hands-free
Good suction cup
Quieter & more compact than most other thrusters
It thrusts AND twists
Easy to clean
Sanitizable
Cons
Short stroke lenght
short Battery life
9.2

 

Evolved Novelties Gyro Vibe

Best machine dildos: Evolved Novelties Gyro vibe review

I didn’t get to review this one personally, but our writer Zack Zoetic did get first-hand experience with it.

So without further ado, here’s Zack’s guest entry!

Thanks for the intro, Jimmy!

A year or two ago I tested out Evolved Novelties’ “Ballistic” vibrating dildo with much success. It was so strong that I would argue that it’s even stronger than the average magic wand!

Since then, I have been lucky to receive their “Gyro” vibrating dildo which is similar in its overwhelming wand-like power but with an added feature: it gyrates.

No, not thrusts. GYRATES.

Regardless, I’d still highly recommend this vibrator to anyone who is looking for a toy that is a more active sexual participant than the average dildo. I’d place it in the category of self-thrusting dildos, even if it’s technically not one.

Personally, I don’t think you’d be able to tell the difference between thrusting and gyrating, especially with the extremely powerful vibrations it comes with, but maybe your bits are more sophisticated than mine are!

The Evolved Gyro Vibe also has maybe the world’s most powerful suction cup on any toy.

Try it! I stuck it to the wall, and then let ‘er rip. It wasn’t even a sex thing, I just wanted to see how much it wobbled and gyrated around!

Conclusion
This is the machine dildo for the power queens and kings in the room. 

So if you’re looking for overwhelmingly powerful vibrations along with some satisfying rotations ( g-spots and prostates watch out!! ), this is the toy for you! 

Material
9.5
Features
9
Sensation
10
Pros
Super powerful vibrations
Completely hands-free thanks to powerful suction cup
Gyrates instead of trusting
Easy to clean
Sanitizable
Cons
could be too powerful to some!
9.5

 

Lovense Gravity

Lovense Gravity review

This collaboration with Lovense and Velvet Thrusters is for those looking for a dildo machine that does it all! But it does come at a performance cost…

While the Velvet Thrusters are all about fucking, they are pretty much unbeatable on that front. The Gravity, on the other hand, adds a host of features but the “fucking aspect” suffers slightly in the process.

The Gravity by Lovense offers 1.5 inches of stroke depth ( compared to 2.5 on Velvet’s entry-level model and 3.5 on the Prime ) but to make up for it, it sports 140 strokes per minute ( like the Prime and higher than Teddy’s 125 ). Now this sounds like a good compromise, but keep in mind this motor is much easier to stall and slow down when contracting on it.

All this extra tech takes room, so that’s why there’s a bit of a sacrifice on that thrusting performance! 

On the upside, the extra APP features are really the deciding factor here for those trying to find the perfect thruster for their needs.

The Lovense app allows deep customization of the patterns and functions of your toys that go beyond the usual predetermined settings.

Additionally, if you’re in a long-distance situation, this toy can be controlled by a partner from any distance.

Plus, your phone can also be used as a remote to change the functions from there, as opposed to having to interface with the physical buttons, which can be much more comfortable to handle.

Lastly, Lovense offers a host of extra features with their app, like letting music dictate the rhythms of the penetration and vibrations or syncing your Gravity to porn content!

Conclusion
If you’re more of a feature person than a performance one and want a toy that’s versatile and somewhat of a dream for techno geeks, this might be the thruster for you.

Otherwise, if you’re more about performance, thrusting depth, and more stalling resistance ( especially useful for anal and those who tend to clamp onto their toys ) you’ll probably prefer any of the Velvet Thrusters.

Material
9
Features
9.5
Sensation
9
Pros
Great App features and controls
Completely hands-free
Powerful suction cup
Easy to clean
Sanitizable
Cons
Shorter stroke lenght
easier to stall
9.2

 

Lovehoney’s Thrusting Happy Rabbit / Greedy Girl

Happy Rabbit / greedy girl Thrusting rabbit vibrators reviews

I have a lot of problems with rabbit toys, leading me to almost never suggest them. But these are different as they fix one of the major issues related to Rabbit vibrators. 

You see, with most of these toys, once you thrust, the vibrating “rabbit ears” leave your clitoris periodically, which isn’t really conducive to a seamless orgasmic build-up.

So a thrusting rabbit vibrator is absolutely a better take on this traditional design!

It also helps that these are pretty affordable considering how feature-packed they are.

The clit end is powerful, it’s 100% waterproof, the pronounced “gland” is great for G-spot stimulation, and of course, there’s a thrusting dildo attached!

Though like most cheaper decent vibes, the vibrations are quite rumbly on the lower strengths and get a touch buzzier as you raise the intensity.

There are still a few caveats here.

This toy also came out at a time when toy companies were going ham on the number of functions offered. And while that sounds like a plus, it’s really not all that great as you will need to cycle through 12 functions with a single button.

Finally, the thrust length on this thrusting rabbit vibrator is only 3/4 of an inch and while it is competitive for a thrusting rabbit toy, compared to other thrusting dildo machines that start at 1.5 inches to 2.5 inches, it is a bit limited.

Still, the thrusting speeds offered here are still pretty good and once all that thrusting is coupled with the pretty decent vibes, you tend to forget about it!

Conclusion

Self-thrusting means you won’t lose contact with the clitoris as soon as you want some internal motions. This feature alone fixes pretty much half of the issues found on most traditional Rabbit vibrators!

So if you’re looking for an affordable rabbit and thrusting dildo machine hybrid, this is the Dual Stimulation toy for you.

Material
8.5
Vibrations
8.5
Features
9
Sensation
8.5
Pros
Affordable
Perfect for lazy masturbation
Thrusting rabbit dildo end means you get to stay in contact with the clit vibe
Rumbly
Rechargeable
100% waterproof
Cons
Thrust Lenght is a bit limited
Too many functions and not enough buttons
8.6

 

Velvet Thruster Prime

handheld fuck machine / thrusting dildo velvet thruster prime review

The Velvet Thruster Primes are the closest thing to a handheld fuck machine you will ever find.

This brand new generation of thrusting dildo machines is rechargeable, made of silicone, and sports a pretty decent 140 strokes per minute with 3.5 inches of thrust length. You can also adjust the speed of the strokes with 10 gradual increments and the shaft is flexible enough for extended and comfortable use.

Sadly, compared to the likes of the Stronics, all Thrusters ( Teddy or Prime ) are still pretty noisy. But that’s a pretty small price to pay to get that sort of thrusting action in such a small package.

Another small caveat is that the Primes are definitely not waterproof. So if you’re quite the lewd mermaid/merman/mermX, you might have to look elsewhere.

But most importantly, this new iteration is entirely customizable!

They have 5 different insertable ends which come in 4 different colors, as well as 3 base attachments to pick from. Plus, you can choose the color of your shafts and bases ( with 3 colors to pick from ) independently, so you can really go wild with the customizations here!

The new base attachments are probably my favorite addition. You can choose between a pretty decent suction cup, a handle for a partner as well as a curved handle for solo play!

 

If you’d rather be on top of your toy while you play, you could also get the Liberator Wing or Bonbon to hold your toy in place for you. The possibilities are really endless with this machine dildo!

liberator bonbon toy holder

Conclusion
Thanks to their customization options and performance for their size, the Primes are probably the best thrusting dildo machines you’ll ever find at this size.

And in a world of expensive and bulky fucking machine options, the Velvet Thrusters are definitely a breath of fresh air.

Material
9
Features
10
Sensation
9.5
Pros
Closest thing to a handheld Fuck-Machine
Entirely customizable
Great attachment options
Powerful enough even for anal sex
Easy to clean
Cons
As noisy as the Teddy
Can still be stalled when clenching
Not waterproof
9.6

 


Mid-Range Sex Machines

Lustti FM18 by AdultRepDao

Lustti Adultrepdao Dao Huan sex machine review fm18

I don’t know why the AdultRepDao machines don’t get more attention.

While Reddit and people in the fetish scene love these machines, the mainstream still has no idea!

These are some of the most affordable and performant sex machines you can get today! So it would absolutely be a big mistake to overlook them!

Their flagship machine, the FM18, (an equivalent to the F-machine pro III, Hismith premium machine, and Lovense Sex Machine) dishes out 300 Reps per Minute and offers up to 6 inches of penetration depth.

For reference, at half the price of Lovense’s, they offer better penetration depth and, being cheaper than even the highly affordable Hismith, they still outperform them in the RPM department! Impressive? absolutely!

Hell, with both sex machines coming from China, many of the components found in the Lovense Machine and this one are completely identical, so you’re only missing the App control really. 

Of course, if you start adding wireless control, and go for non-hollow legs, the price will be on par with the App-controlled Hismith sex machine. But that still means that you’re getting a heavier, more stable machine ( perfect for larger toys and particularly intense sessions ), higher RPM, and, double penetration capability for the same price!

The FM18 is also one of the most flexible standard fuck machines in terms of positions & angles allowed thanks to its highly adjustable frame. 

While the FM18 is the focus of this entry, they also make a huge variety of quality machines like the FM19 which is essentially the same machine but with a tripod base for even more flexibility.

They also have a pretty varied range of small and portable sex machines that are way more high-quality than most other Chinese-manufactured compact fuck machines. Some of them even double as their own carry case if you need an easy-to-transport machine for all your sex party needs.

The amount of attachments they sell is almost overwhelming, offering tons of options like extension rods, doublers, flexible rods, suction cup adaptors, universal dildo holders, and so on. Carry bags and suction cups for securing your machines are also sold separately.

Of course, not everything is perfect here. For example, they’re a little behind Hismith and Lovense as they’re not offering app control just yet ( though their rep says it’s coming soon! ). So if that’s a must for you, you’ll probably prefer the competition. 

While they sell dedicated toys, I would definitely invest in a Vac-U-Lock adaptor and look at our Vac-U-Lock dildo list for more compatibility and variety. Plus, since they also sell suction cups and universal dildo adaptors, almost any other body-safe dildo will do as well!

They still sell plenty of actual silicone toys made to fit on their proprietary anti-rotation quick connecting system. Just make sure to go for the silicone toys and not the PVC ones for a true body-safe experience. 

If you’re looking for an even more in-depth review, check out Zack Zoetic’s experience with the FM18 during his full week of testing!

Conclusion
If you don’t need app control, these are simply the best sex machines you can get for the money!

Otherwise, you’ll likely prefer the Hismith or Lovense, if you don’t mind the slightly poorer performance, of course!

But if you want the best performance & speed in the business or a powerful enough anal sex machine while remaining budget-friendly, these are pretty hard to beat!

Material
8
Features
8.5
Sensation
9.5
Pros
Completely hands-free
Most affordable full-sized sex machine
Best performing mid-range fuck machine
huge range of attachments
double-ended if needed
Cons
You should avoid their non-silicone dildos
8.7

 

F-Machine by Cloud 9 Novelties

Best sex machine f-machine review

Just aesthetically, you can already see that these look more sleek and stylish than most sex machines for women and anal sex. They currently only make 2 different models as of now.

F-Machine Gigolo Mini Fucking Machine 1

The Gigolo is their budget option.

It’s best suited for regular users and it won’t be able to accommodate very large toys.

It feels modern, enhanced by a blue LED light that shines through its transparent casing on the body. This sex machine can also swivel and glide up and down on its base to hit all sorts of positions and angles.

You can expect up to 240 strokes per minute and 1 to 4 inches of stroke length. And the speeds can be switched via a wired controller or the included wireless remote control.

You will also need a tool to adjust the stroke length and you have to rely on the preset positions given.

It’s also a bit of a bitch to assemble and pull apart, so it might not be the best option to travel with or stash in a pinch.

F-Machine Pro 3 Fucking Machine 2

The Pro III is for people who enjoy the finer things in life. 

At about 26 inch-pound in torque, it’ll be able to accommodate larger toys if the need arises and it is a definite upgrade over the Gigolo. 

Their best sex machine sports a maximum of 280 strokes per minute and 1 to 6 inches of stroke length.

Unlike the Gigolo, you don’t need any tools to adjust the length of the stroke. You will also be able to adjust the speed much more precisely thanks to its wired dial. 

And whether it’s for traveling or simply putting it away when the family comes over, the Pro II is very easy to disassemble and put back together.

Like almost any fuck machine for sale today, both models come outfitted with a Vac-U-Lock attachment.

There are not a lot of accessories available for the F-Machines but you do get the essentials. They offer a dildo doubler for double penetration and a pretty good universal dildo holder as well.

A nice win over other machines is that you can switch the Voltage on your electrical input to match with the country you’re in.

So all you need is to get a lead that works in the country you’re in and you’re all set.

Like most sex machines, they’re relatively silent at slow speeds and get significantly louder on the maximum settings.

Just make sure to get your own silicone dildos, since the included toy isn’t the safest toy around.

Conclusion
Cloud 9 Novelties offers sleek, quality devices that should please most. 

If you prefer the modern design found on these machines over what Hismith does, you should definitely consider them.

Material
9
Features
8
Sensation
9
Pros
Completely hands-free
Most visually appealing models for the price
Limited but good attachments
Best option for europeans
Cons
Included dildo isn't body-safe
8.6
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Hismith Sex Machine

best fuck machines Hismith review

This is one of the best sex machines you can get for your money!

As you might’ve noticed, this device looks and works a lot like the Pro III, Lovense Sex Machine, and the FM18. Just like these 3 machines, the position and stroke length can easily be adjusted without the need for tools. You can also expect about 240 strokes per minute and 2 to 6 inches in stroke length.

The Hismith sex machine also delivers enough torque to work with most large toys. But you might need to prop the sex machine against a wall or something heavy if you don’t want it to rock under the weight of some of the bulkier toys.

best fuck machines hismith

Unlike the Pro III, the Hismith can also be used completely upright and remain stable without any issues.

As of now, there are two options to choose from, and both models will come shipped with the power supply of the country it was ordered from. Hismith machines also come with a carry bag with a thick foam insert to keep your thrusting sex machine safe while you travel about. 

hismith App controlled Fuck Machine

The “Wire Controlled” is the standard model, it comes with the classic wired controller and a cheaper price tag.

The “APP Controlled” comes with … well, app control! This allows you to control the machine with your phone or let someone else take over, no matter how far they are. Thanks to the app, you can also use & customize patterns as well. 

Plus, if you don’t feel like using your phone, they’ve thrown in a convenient little wireless controller to sweeten the deal! 

You’ll be also glad to find that there are plenty of attachments and accessories to choose from.

They offer Vac-U-Lock, suction cup, and dildo doubler adapters, as well as rigid and flexible extension arms and toy clamps. Just avoid their Magic Wand Holder, since it isn’t strong enough to support the weight of the wand.

Just keep in mind that none of the adapters are included with the machine unless you go with one of their bundles, so be sure to add them to your cart before checking out.

Like most sex-machine companies, you should also stay clear of their non-silicone dildos. Thankfully, they’ve slowly started including silicone in their collection of dildos.

UPDATE: For a small extra fee ( about 20$ ) you can now get the Hismiths in multiple colors! Sadly, this only applies to app-enabled devices.

Conclusion
You might not get the sleek design of F-machine, the double ended features of Lovense’s Machine & FM18 but this is definitely a great affordable option that shouldn’t be ignored.

Especially since this is the most affordable & best App-controlled option at this price point. A feature that is missing from pretty much all sex machines to this day ( except for the brand new Lovense machine that is ). So with all things considered, it’s definitely hard to beat considering the price!

Material
8
Features
9
Sensation
9
Pros
Completely hands-free
Optional App-control
Most affordable full-sized sex machine
wide range of attachments
Cons
Mass produced in China
You should avoid their non-silicone dildos
8.7

 


High-End Sex Machines

Lovense Sex Machine

Lovense Sex Machine Review  best app controlled sex machine

It’s finally here! The Lovense Sex Machine is a mid-range app-controlled thruster sporting all the features I’ve always wanted out of a fuck machine.

This machine is essentially the perfect middle ground between the cheap Hismith & the premium Shockspot machines. 

It’s faster ( at 300 RPMs vs 240 RPMs ) than the Hismith machines. The app control, being from Lovense is definitely better than what you’ll find on its direct competitor. Stroke length is a touch shorter though ( 4.5 inches vs 6 inches ) when compared to its more affordable alternative. 

Additionally, it finally brings the Shockspot’s Chaturbate tips controls to a more affordable machine. And while this won’t apply to most users, it’s a huge deal for cam performers around the world!

The device also looks and feels more premium than the Hismith, though it still doesn’t match the Shockspot or F-machines in that regard just yet. I’m also glad they went with this time-tested design, as it is super easy to adjust or quickly pull apart and reassemble for rapid storage and transport!

While it’s a touch more expensive than the Hismith, it does come with a lot of extra stuff to make up for it.

You’ll get 2 silicone dildos, 2 Vac-U-Lock adapters for all your VUL toys, a carry bag, along with an extra arm so two people can use the machine at the same time!

So you will definitely get a lot out of that investment!

Lovense’s app controls are probably the best in the business, and most features have made their way to this machine as well!

Every function can be customized to your exact liking, patterns can be hand-drawn or controlled by ambient music or straight from your phone. 

Of course, there are plenty of long-distance relationship features like allowing another user to control your machine from any distance. There are also text and video chat features that integrate seamlessly with the app. 

The app can also be used as a local wireless controller if you prefer to ride solo!

Conclusion
App-controlled, somewhat still affordable, comes with tons of extras, and can also be converted into a double ended sex machine at no extra cost? All this and more makes this one of my favorite premium sex machines.

If you’re torn between the affordable App-controlled Hismith and the luxury Shockspot, this is probably the machine for you!

Material
8
Features
9.5
Sensation
9
Pros
Completely hands-free
App Controls
Comes with two silicone dildos & extra arm for another user
Chaturbate compatible
Cons
Slightly shorter stroke lenght than the Hismith
8.8

 

The Tremor

best fuck machines the tremor review

After reading about all of those sex machines equipped only for penetration, you must think I just don’t care much about vibrations. Well, the Tremor has more vibration (and rotation) than anyone could ask for.

If you’re familiar with straddle-style vibrators, you might be wondering why it isn’t the Sybian sex machine you’re looking at. To put it simply, the Tremor performs better, looks better, and is easier to clean at a fraction of the price. 

Before I get into the nitty-gritty,  it’s good to know that saddle-style vibrators aren’t for everyone.

If you’re the type of person who, after a session with their Magic Wand, thinks they could use even more power, you will absolutely love the Tremor. If you’re into rotations or even forced orgasms, you will also get a lot out of it.

Otherwise, you’re better off saving your money for something else.

This saddle-style sex machine rotates at 7000 RPMs and vibrates from 0 to 160 rotations per minute. And both features can be controlled independently thanks to the included wired controller.

The Tremor comes out of the box with 2 silicone attachments, one for external play and another for penetration.

It is also possible to buy more attachments on their website and they are also interchangeable with any Sybian or Motorbunny attachments, so you won’t run out of options.

Another great innovation over the Sybian is the removable silicone pad that covers the Tremor. 

While the Sybian sells a fluid-proof cover separately, this cover comes included with every model and is completely sanitizable. So if you plan on using this sex machine on more than one person or you just want a machine that’s easy to clean up, it doesn’t get much more hygienic than that.

To top it all off, just like the Sybian, they offer a generous 2-year warranty. 

The only real downside is that these straddle-style fuck machines are all pretty damn loud. But at this point, it doesn’t really matter since, if you straddle this powerful toy, you won’t be exactly silent either.

Conclusion

While we’re aware that the power offered by saddle-style vibrators is not for everyone, the Tremor is still a major improvement in price and features over the now outdated Sybian sex machine.

This is the best option for any modern-day power queen who’s next logical step is actually strapping themselves to the engine of a fighter jet. 

Material
9
Vibration
9
Features
8
Sensation
9.5
Pros
Completely hands-free
Removable body-safe cover
Sanitizable
Cheaper than the competition
Very powerful
Multiple Silicone attachments
Compatible with the competitions attachments
Cons
Can be too powerful for sensitive folks
Very noisy
8.8

 

Motorbunny

best sybian alternative motorbunny review

Now if you need a bit more features with your straddle-style fuck machine / Sybian alternative, the Motorbunny has you covered. The Motorbunny has App Control, better performance, and a wide range of accessories for less money than what the Original Sybian goes for!

There are currently 2 models, the original ( who is essentially a modern version of the Sybian ) and the Motorbunny Buck ( who is here to fuck ) which is like the original except it thrusts or applies come hither motions instead of rotating.

The Buck also comes with a Vac-U-Lock Adaptor, so it’s essentially a Sybian & traditional fuck machine hybrid! Intense vibrations & thrusting? Holy fuck is the right term!

best sybian alternative Motorbunny Buck Review

The Motorbunnies are covered in luxurious vegan leather & padding for a super comfortable ride.

Vegan leather looks and feels great, but it won’t be shareable like the Tremor is as you can’t fully sanitize Vegan Leather. Thankfully, with a bit of elbow grease, you can actually make the Tremor’s Silicone mat fit on this device as well! It’ll take a bit of effort to apply it without leaving any bumps or folds, but once it’s nice and secured, it’s pretty hard to dislodge. This is amazing news, especially if you take into account that these mats can be bought separately.

The tremor silicone mat on a motorbunny
From almost perfect to perfection!

 

Some attachments are made out of silicone, while the ones that come with the base model are made out of TPE. Thankfully, Motorbunny offers a wide variety of optional silicone attachments you can purchase separately, or are included with different bundles online.

Motorbunny beats even Lovense in the app control department. Why? It’s got games baby!

That’s right! Games to jerk off to!! Remember Flappy Bird fondly? You’ll love Fappy Bunny as it’s essentially the same game + intense vibrations on your bits! They have a holiday-themed game called “Snow Bunny’s Gift Grab” as well and most likely more to come.


The main app is called “Motorbunny Link”, where you can control the vibrations entirely from your smartphone.

It can even create patterns for the Motorbunny to follow, which is pretty groundbreaking for a toy like this one. Are you in a long-distance relationship? You can give that special someone control over your toy through this app as well!

best sybian alternative motorbunny app control

I also love that it has four O-rings, two on the front and two on the back so you can clip harnesses or wrists or ankle cuffs right to the toy.

So if you’re into BDSM, forced orgasms, or just like being safely secured to your toys, this is quite amazing!

Conclusion
If it’s vital for your luxury toy to look luxurious, or for you to have an app to control your toy (either for camming or long-distance relationships), go with the Motorbunny.

The Motorbunny looks perfectly sinful, and would easily disguise itself in a bedroom or even a personal dungeon. Just remember to spend a bit more to get the silicone attachments!

Use Motorbunny discount code Taboo for 50$ off!

Material
8
Features
9.5
Vibrations
9.5
Sensation
9.5
Pros
Vegan leather looks aesthetically delicious
Multiple Bluetooth apps for connecting with other partners and playing by yourself
Very strong rumbly vibrations and rotations
Great thrusting option/fuck machine hybrid if you go with the Buck
Cons
Vegan leather means it can’t be fully sanitized
Have to purchase extra attachments if you want silicone ones
9.2

 

The Cowgirl

the cowgirl review sex machine

Are you a little bit bougie at heart?

Better than Sybian isn’t enough for you?

Or are you in a long-distance relationship with the biggest power queen in town?

The Cowgirl is another Sybian sex machine alternative covered in beautiful vegan leather and the only straddle-style vibrator to rival Motorbunny in terms of features.

Just like the other models, it comes with two silicone attachments that are interchangeable between all the other competitor’s attachments. It also features adjustable vibrations and rotations that can be controlled via a wired controller.  But this is where the similarities end.

For one, the Cowgirl is probably the only saddle that offers vibration patterns as well as regular constant vibrations.

But most importantly, it can be App controlled from any distance.

So it is officially the fanciest toy made for long-distance relationships.

The Cowgirl best Sex Machine smartphone app

It is also the most comfortable and visually appealing design available so far.

Covered in vegan leather with a guitar amp style jack to plug in the beautifully crafted controller, it’s obvious that the Cowgirl was inspired by high-end music gear. And I don’t think you have to be a musician to appreciate what they did there.

The Cowgirl Premium Remote & App Controlled Riding Sex Machine

The only real downsides with this powerful sex machine is that it is probably the most expensive option when it comes to straddle-style vibrators & it is also a little weaker than the competition ( Motorbunny & Tremor ) while still better than the Sybian.

It also doesn’t help that feature-wise it’s almost identical to the less expensive Motorbunny. Though this vibrator looks and feels even more premium. So considering what it has to offer, it is well worth the investment for those with money to spare & a taste for luxury!

Conclusion
Comfortable, beautiful, feature-packed, app-controlled, and extremely powerful, the Cowgirl obviously has a lot to offer.

So if you’re a power queen with deep pockets, this is the droid you’ve been looking for.

Material
9.5
Vibration
9
Features
9.5
Sensation
9
Pros
Completely hands-free
Feature-Packed
Beautiful design and covered in vegan leather
Can be controlled accross any distance
Very powerful
Multiple Silicone attachments
Compatible with the competitions attachments
Cons
Can be too powerful for sensitive folks
Very noisy
9

 

Shockspot Sex Machines

Best sex machine shockspot review

The Shockspot is simply the best sex machine available on the market today.

They outperform and have more features than any other best fuck machines on sale today.

These luxury sex machines offer speeds up to 24 inches per second and about 105 pounds in torque and stroke length will depend on the model you choose. The classic and Dual Thruster models offer 8 inches max in stroke length and there’s also a 12-inch capable device as well.

So not only can the Shockspots accommodate larger toys, but they can also thrust deeper than any other thrusting sex machine out there.

One of my favorite features is that you can control the stroke length directly on the controllers with no need to interface with the fuck machine itself. Meaning that you can change the stroke depth without having to get up and stop the machine in the process.

And if you weren’t paying attention earlier, that’s really a first for sex machines!

The frame of the Shockspot is also one of the most versatile we’ve seen.

It can hit pretty much any angle you can throw at it and you can also completely fold down the Shockspot for easy storage.

This means it is not only easy to travel with but, once you’re done, you can also just stash it under the bed. No disassembly required.

Best sex machine

These great sex machines can be controlled by a PC,  or with a handy remote controller.

With the Touch and Feel PC Software, you can either pick from the included presets or make your own programs. Once this is all set, all you have to do you is press the palm button to set the machine in motion once you’re in position.

The Shockspot can either be controlled by you or from anywhere else in the world. This makes the Shockspot perfect for solo use as well as for long-distance relationships and cam performers. 

Best Sex Machine shockspot controller

The remote control is optional and gives you control over the depth, speed, and smoothness of the strokes. This way, you don’t need a PC to operate your sex machine. 

Just like most fucking machine models, they come outfitted with Vac-U-Lock adapters by default.
If you need more options, they also offer a pretty good universal dildo adapter as well as a Fleshlight holder.

Just be careful when adding and removing dildos or attachments. Moving the rod side to side can damage the internal parts of the sex machine so make sure you apply force only in the direction of the stroke.

Lastly, the Shockspot comes with a 1-Year warranty.

The only improvements I would like to see in the future is an iOS equivalent to the touch and feel app as well as support for smartphones. But from what I heard, these features might very well be on their way.

A dildo doubler could also be a nice addition, especially for people who can’t afford the Dual Thruster. 

UPDATE: While the Shockspots could only be controlled remotely through their PC app in the past, they’re now compatible with Chaturbate, one of the world-leading sex cam site.

A little feature that should make a lot of performers happy, allowing them to bring more value to their audience than ever before!

Conclusion

If you can afford it and you’re looking for the best sex machine experience that money can buy, I have no idea what you are still doing on this blog.

It’s easy to stash, super flexible, easy to use, extremely performant, and powerful enough to even be an anal sex machine, and you can even make your money back on it as a cam performer! I mean, what more could you as for, really?

Material
9.5
Features
10
Sensation
9
Pros
Completely hands-free
Customizable patterns
Beautiful design
Depth can be adjusted directly on the controller
Can be controlled across any distance with a PC
Limited but good attachments
Extremely adjustable
Easy to store
Cons
No App support yet
Most expensive option so far
9.5

 


Sex Machines Compared

It can be a little hard to choose with so many great options at your disposal ( that can be quite similar at times ). Let’s be fair, even if our reviews are quite comprehensive, nothing beats a good old chart!

While I would love to tell you one device is better than the other, it’s really not all that simple. All of these devices excel in their own unique ways, so here are a few little comparison tables to help you decide:

Thrusting Dildo Machines

Velvet Thruster Teddy, Prime, Naked Addiction Freak, and Lovense Gravity Comparison

Best automatic thrusting dildos compared
Velvet Thruster Teddy VS Prime VS Naked Addiction Freak VS Lovense Gravity

  Teddy Prime Freak Gravity
RPM Max 125 140 110 140
Stroke Length Max 2.5 inches 3.5 inches 1.5 inches 1.5 inches
Suction Cup Yes Optional/Removable Yes Yes
Extra Features Very compact Fully customizable Thrusts & rotates + Realistic feel App control
Price Range 166 – 182 USD 249 – 365 USD 90 USD 179 USD

 

Full-Size Sex Machines 

FM18 ,F-Machine Pro III, Hismith, & Lovense Sex Machine Comparison

Best Sex Machines Compared

  FM18 Pro III Hismith Lovense’s
RPM Max 300 280 240 300
Stroke Length Max 6 inches 6 inches 6 inches 4.5 inches
Controller Wired/Wireless (App coming soon) Wired Wired/Wireless/App Wired/App
Double-Ended Yes No No Yes
Price Range 369 -469 USD 649 Pounds 430 – 520 USD 699 USD

The Tremor, Motorbunny & The Cowgirl Comparison

Best Sybian alternatives compared

  Tremor Motorbunny Cowgirl
Rotation RPM Max 160 160 150
Vibration RPM Max 7000 7000 6500
Controller Wired Wired/App Wired/App
Extra Features Sanitizable Silicone Mat App Games + Restraint O-rings Luxurious Build
Price Range 850 USD 900-1000 USD 1,450 USD

 

Automatic Penis Strokers

Kiiroo’s Keon, The Handy, Quickshot Launch Comparison

Best Automatic strokers & blowjob machines compared

The Handy Kiiroo’s Keon  Quickshot Launch
  • Compatible with a lot of shell-less Strokers and some smaller strokers with shells. 
  • The Fastest of the two devices. The Keon goes up to 4 strokes per second ( more than enough in most cases ) while the handy goes up to 10! ( of course, these are for short strokes/not at full stroke length) 
  • Firmware is more reliable.
  • Does better with funscripts, so if you enjoy customizing and hacking your devices, this is it!
  • The Keon works with Fleshlight sleeves out of the box while the Handy will require mods and won’t be able to go at full speed with such large strokers.
  • The Handy needs to be plugged in to work while the Keon doesn’t.
  • Though it can be controlled wirelessly, the Handy doesn’t have teledildonic features like the Keon( it can’t be controlled by a partner’s toy to simulate sex from a long-distance).
  • The Keon can now be transformed into a dildo machine for super cheap. Easily doubling your investment and fun.
  • While it is only compatible with Quickshot strokers, these are some of the easiest-to-clean strokers around. So maintenance is better than both other devices
  • Most affordable
  • No extra features also mean above-average reliability
  •  Phone holder on the device, for a truly hands-free experience