Listen, folks, I wouldn’t have earned the moniker “Jim the Dildo Dealer” if I didn’t think dildos were the bee’s knees.
Hell, we have articles on almost any type of dildos imaginable. From big to small, from suction cup dildos to thrusting dildos, and from realistic to fantasy! So please don’t question my love for them when I say this:
Sadly, dildos aren’t perfect, especially when it comes to riding them without the help of your hands.
We’ve all been there, trying to build pillow forts, trying to keep our beloved phallic toys upright.
Even suction cup dildos, which seem built to fix this problem, can be super picky with the surfaces you subject them to. And the second something isn’t glass slick; it all falls apart.
There are a few easy solutions for a cheap fix to this problem if you’re creative enough ( luckily for you, this is my whole dang job! ):
- If your dildos don’t have suction cups, you could get a strap-on/harness and tie it to a pillow, rolled towel, or foam roller ( the latter two options are much easier to clean ). This is, of course, a better option if you’re riding the toy cowgirl/boy.
- If they do have suction cups, some of my favorite options are slick books taped shut, DVD boxes ( if you’re old school like that ), or a Pyrex / Boroscillate glass bowl flipped over. Do go for that type of glass though, as other options might be too easy to break if you’re wild like that!
- If you prefer to ride horizontal/doggy, you can actually make almost any surface compatible, no matter how porous it is, by layering enough packing tape in that specific spot to smooth it out.
But if you’d prefer, there are now plenty of purpose-built dildo holders that are much better for the job than Macguyvering your way to pleasure!
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
With that being said, here’s our list of the best dildo mount options, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different!
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A great, affordable suction cup pillow strap dildo mount |
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A pillow strap that will work with both suction cup & standard dildos |
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The best suction cup dildo holder platform |
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Flexible travel-friendly surface that works with all dildos with bases ( and wands! ) |
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Super versatile & compatible wand & dildo holder that allows for multiple positions |
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Best selection of luxurious & easy-to-clean pillow holders |
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Dildo mounts that fuck back! |
Body Dock Lap Strap
If you own suction cup dildos, this affordable option is for you!
It’s a lot like the strap-on method I mentioned in the intro, but purpose-built and much less awkward to deploy.
The Lap Strap by Body Dock is indeed built for laps, but it works much better on pillows, foam rollers, and rolled-up towels!
I never actually met anyone who bought lap straps for laps. I mean, why ride a leg when you can hit up a crotch instead?
But just keep in mind that if you do decide to use pillows with this, depending on how messy things normally get, you’re better off using a waterproof pillow cover like the luxurious satin-like ones from Sheets of San Francisco or Liberator.
These bad boys also make your pillows much more viable to grind on, which is definitely a nice bonus!
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Uncover Creations Suction Cup Dildo Mount
Now, if you like the idea of the above Body Dock Lap Strap but want to use non-suction cup dildos as well, this is the dildo holder for you.
You see, this dildo mount from Uncover Creations comes with its own suction cup! So as long as you have a flat base on your toy, it’ll be compatible.
This little gem from Uncover Creations is also totally compatible with suction cup dildos as well!
Another huge advantage of using this brand is that their toys are entirely customizable!
You’ll get to pick from a huge range of colors ( or marbled color blends! ) so you can match your strap to your favorite toys or home decor, if you’re fancy like that.
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TOM 2.0 by TenderBeaver
The TOM is a budget-friendly, must-have accessory for anyone who enjoys using suction-based dildos.
It’s small, discreet, and easy to store—perfect for when you want to keep things low-key.
This dildo mount takes the hassle out of finding a smooth surface for your suction toys, making them much more comfortable to use—whether you’re exploring different positions or just looking to relax and enjoy.
Tender Beaver offers several angles for how to use the mount, so the most popular classic go-to positions will work, may it be cowgirl or doggy-style.
But it’s still versatile—whether you’re using multiple toys at once or just looking for extra support during your play.
Pro tip: If you doggy style, it might be better to secure the TOM against a wall or bedframe to keep it in place for a smoother experience. But if you want to prevent the TOM from sliding around without such limitations, they also sell a handy weighted base as well.
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Pivot 3-in-1 Play Pad
This is probably the most portable dildo holder ( it does wands too! ) that works with any dildo with a base.
So if you’re looking for something you can easily roll up and throw in a bag, or simply something that’s super easy to store and inconspicuous, this is your next best friend.
Perfect for the kinkster on the go or someone with limited storage.
I do find that this dildo mount could’ve benefited from some straps, though.
This is because, unless you’re resting your legs on it, if you tend to bear down on your dildos, you will most likely pull the base up with you as you ride. It’s basically weightless, so pretty easy to lift with the power of a light kegel.
Now, this holder should be easy enough to strap on to any pillow or rolled up towel with a bit of rope or some extra straps. You could even sew some on if you’re feeling extra crafty!
Plus, if you’re the travelling type, you probably have some on hand already.
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Pivot Convertible Toy Mount
If you’re looking for an affordable alternative to Liberator below, with some pretty sweet extra features to boot, you will love this comfy, pillowy dildo holder!
This offers all the same features as Liberator minus the luxurious feel.
So you get a nice pillow that is not only great for facilitating positions during sex but it can also hold your dildos and wands! What’s more, it has a removable, fluid-proof cover that is machine washable. So no need to worry about your pillow getting nasty over time.
What differentiates this from your standard Liberator dildo holder is that the placement of your toys is completely customizable.
This is all thanks to its unique adjustable straps.
Do you want to ride cowgirl or indulge in some doggy action? The choice is yours! Plus, if you enjoy wands, you can really find your favorite, most comfortable angle and get grinding!
The only downside is that it’s not as luxurious or beautiful as what Liberator has to offer, and you have only one pillow shape & color to pick from.
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Liberator Toy & Dildo Mounts
The Liberator might not have the adjustability of the Pivot convertible toy mount, but it offers gorgeous and specialized dildo holders for every need.
You get soft, satin-like, fluid-proof, removable, and machine washable covers. Comfortable foam interiors and a variety of pillow models that should match your exact style of play.
What’s more, every pillow looks so nice you probably wouldn’t mind having it out in the open. Something you can’t really say about the above alternative.
Liberator’s big strength is the sheer number of options you can pick from.
You have pillows you can straddle & ride, pillows that you can rock in and out of you, pillows you can grind against, you name it. So whether you’re looking for a body pillow you can hump or something you can sit on while you invite a partner over, they’ve got you covered!
What’s more, almost every dildo mount allows for both dildos and wands, and a variety of beautiful colors to pick from.
For dildos specifically, you should look at the Bonbon, Pulse , Tula, & the Wing.
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Sex Machines with Universal Dildo Mounts
If dildo holders that allow you to be more comfortable as you play aren’t enough for you… I think you’ll get a kick out of dildo mounts that basically do all the work for you.
Here we’ll feature some sex machines with universal dildo mount systems as well as suction cup platforms.
Now, if the dildos you’re looking to mount happen to feature a Vac-U-Lock compatible hole, any of the devices in our main sex machine article will do!
But if not, these sex machines are for you:
The Body Dock Thruster is a handheld thrusting dildo mount for your suction cup dildos!
Toys stick to it perfectly, and while it’s quite noisy and only features two speeds, it’s an awesome upgrade to thrusting on your own. Now this dildo mount can’t go as fast, hard, or deep as the full-sized machines below, but for the price and size, it’s definitely worth it.
I only wish it came with a remote control, as changing speeds and patterns on the handle as you play isn’t the most intuitive.
The F-Machines & FM18 are pretty similar full-sized sex machines that both offer universal dildo mount attachments.
The main differences are that the FM18 is super affordable, while the F-Machines are some of the prettiest machines around and feature tool-less stroke length adjustment, which is super handy. Both include dildo mounts that will accommodate pretty much any type of dildo, no matter what base they have.
But do keep in mind that both brands require you to buy the universal dildo attachment separately.
The Hismith Sex Machine is like the above machines… but features app control on top of the universal dildo mount!
This might have slighly lower RPMs than the above sex machines BUT, like the F-Machines, it features tool-less length adjustment and complete app control, so you don’t even have to touch the machine to get it on! Hell, you don’t even have to be in the same room to control it.
Like the above machines, you do have to buy the attachment separately.
The Motorbunny Jack is probably the most unique and versatile app-controlled machine in the bunch.
While it’s a bit pricier and offers shorter stroke speed and depth than the other full-size sex machines mentioned above. This one can be used handheld like a minigun or on its stand like a traditional machine!
It also comes with a ton of versatile attachments, universal dildo mount included!
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