Material Girl: Putting Quartz, Steel, & Porcelain Sex Toys to the Test
When I first started, toy materials seemed so limited. But everything changes today as I'm putting porcelain, steel, and quartz to the test!
Toys
A Trans Man’s Review of the best FTM/FTX Strokers in 2021
For trans men, strokers provide novel and gender-euphoria-inducing pleasure! Luckily for you, I've tested all of them so you don't have to!
The Eco-Friendly & Sustainable Sex Toy Guide
Many of us feel uneasy about buying anything that isn’t sustainable. Luckily, there is no reason to get stuck buying cheap plastic anymore!
The 10 Best “Hitachi” Magic Wand Vibrators & Alternatives in 2021
Time to compare the differences between the Magic Wand Original, Plus, & rechargeable, as well as other great Wand vibrator alternatives!
Reviewing the Most Popular Budget & High-end Glass Dildo Brands
IMHO, glass is far superior to other sex toy materials. Curious? Here's a comparison of the most popular brands to help you decide!
11 Great Attachments & Accessories to Upgrade Your Magic Wand With
Love your Wand? You'll love these attachments that are compatible with both the Vibratex/Hitachi Magic Wands and other third-party wands!
The Top Cannabis Strains For Sex ( With Sex Toy Pairings! )
Why must wine get all the fun pairings? So let’s pair weed with our other isolation saviors… sex & sex toys!
The 6 Best Air-Pulse / Suction Toys for Trans Men in 2021
Finding air pulse toys that fit post-testosterone on top of having gender-neutral designs definitely can be a challenge. Challenge accepted!
The Greatest Sex Toys of all Time For Every Category & Budgets
7+ years of reviewing & selling sex toys has given me a pretty good idea of what the best stuff is. So here's a roundup of the GOAT toys!
4 Rabbit Vibrators & Dual Vibes That’ll Actually Fit Your Anatomy
Rabbit vibrators are great in theory, but in practice, it's a different story. Let's shine the spotlight on some of the rare exceptions!
9 Great Bad Dragon Dildo Alternatives & Other Fantasy Sex Toys in 2021
Whether you want to avoid the controversial brand or you simply want more choices to pick from, this article is definitely for you!
3 Dental Dam Alternatives for Safer Oral & Non-Penetrative Sex
There weren’t any other alternatives to dental dams until VERY recently. So, this week, I've decided to give them a shot!
What What (To put in your Butt): Choosing the Best Anal Toys for the Job
There are so many choices to make, but where to start? Thankfully, I am sworn by a sacred oath to help anyone with their butt troubles!
A Bluechew Review From a Guy Who’s Tested ED Pills for a Living
While I thought my sexual guinea pig days were over, I just had to get back in the saddle again for this Bluechew review.
A Dick Worth the Pick: A Review of Emisil’s ER01
The Emisil ER01 is a state of the art prosthetic penis meant for packing and playing. This week, your favorite trans agony uncle puts it to the test!
