Bad Dragon has really made a name for itself in the fantasy dildo niche. A niche that has recently grown in popularity to a point where it is no longer reserved for furries alone. Hell, all the cool kids want a piece of the pie now!
The problem is that not everyone wants to support this company as they’ve had a fair share of controversy attached to them ( click these links on Bad Dragon’s problematic practices at your own risk ). So it’s absolutely understandable if you want to avoid Bad Dragon’s weird karma from sticking to you.
But controversies aside, not all of us can afford BD’s toys or find exactly what they need or want, even if their selection is extensive. Variety is the spice of life after all!
The good news is that, though Bad Dragon toys are usually the only option most people are aware of, there are actually tons of great fantasy toy makers active today!
So whether you’re looking for a cheaper alternative, something even better, or you simply want more choices to pick from, this article is definitely for you!
If you’re interested in unrealistic dildos but you’re not specifically looking for fantasy sex toys, we also have a pretty extensive list of abstract dildos as well.
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
With that being said, here’s our top 10 list of the best Bad Dragon alternatives & fantasy sex toys, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
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Most affordable dragon sex toy |
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Cheap Vac-U-Lock compatible fantasy dildos |
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Most gorgeous fantasy dildos & bad dragon alternatives |
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Great whimsical and Cute fantasy sex toys |
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Best fantasy sex toys for fanboys & fangirls |
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Biggest selection of XL and regular fantasy dildos |
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Most customizable Bad Dragon alternatives |
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Best minimalist fantasy sex toys |
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Most realistic dragon & horror dildos |
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Etsy & other independent fantasy toy makers |
Addiction Ben & Tom
So you want a dragon dildo, all the cool kids have one, but sadly, your bank account disagrees.
While I would’ve normally told you to forget about your dreams of getting plowed by a mystical beast and focus on getting some food on your table, I’m happy to say that times have changed!
Addiction’s Ben & Tom are a dirt-cheap Bad Dragon alternative to their ever-popular Flint Dildo.
For about 20$, you’ll get a toy that is pretty similar in size to a Small Flint ( 75$ ).
This ridiculously cheap dildo also comes with a surprisingly strong suction cup which is impressive considering the price.
The stiffness of Ben & Tom is a touch firmer than Bad Dragon’s Firm but it isn’t rock hard either, which should make the texture still manageable for most. Still, if you’re easily irritated by texture, you might want to invest a bit more for one of the toys below.
Addiction’s take on dragon dildos is not too long ( 5.5 inches insertable ) but still has a nice thickness to it without going too crazy ( 1.75 inches at widest point ).
And if you were wondering, the only real difference between Ben & Tom is the color, with Ben being black and Tom pink.
Realm by Blush
Just like the Addiction Ben and Tom above, this collection only come with two fantasy sex toys at the moment. But since the Realm collection is brand new and still being updated with new toys to this day, this could easily change in the near future. So definitely keep an eye out for more!
The real selling point here is the fact that these are the most affordable fantasy Vac-U-Lock compatible toys you’ll ever find!
So if you’re planning on using your fantasy sex toys with fuck machines, handles, removable suction cups, or vibrators, this is an amazing place to start! You should also read our Vac-U-Lock guide for more information on the compatible gear.
They also make their own range of Realm Vac-U-Lock “sword handles”, though these are much pricier than your average Vac-U-Lock holders. They’re really going for prop/cosplay quality on these though and they definitely look better than your standard attachments so the higher price is somewhat justified.
Uberrime
Uberrime is definitely one of my favorite independent brands. Plus, there’s absolutely no controversy attached to them. So if you find Bad Dragon problematic, there’s truly no guilt to be had here!
I first got into Uberrime because of their amazing dual-density dildos ( though they are more realistic than fantasy focused ) and their beautiful marbled designs.
But if you’re looking for fantasy sex toys, they definitely got you covered as well.
With colors & silicone that rival even Bad Dragon toys, they offer anything from tentacle dildos, alien dildos, and dragon dildos.
They also make some pretty dope glow-in-the-dark toys like their Watchmen-inspired Dr. Manhattan and their ever-popular Jellyfish dildo.
And if you’re a fan of the great We-Vibe Tango like many of us are, they also make some nice small sleeves for them as well. So you can turn your Tango into a powerful small vibrating fantasy dildo!
The only real downside here is that they don’t offer any models with suction cups. But otherwise, I really have no complaints.
If you’re not only looking for creature inspired toys, they also make a ton of gorgeous abstract and semi-realistic dildos as well.
Split Peaches
Split peaches sort of walks the line between Fantasy, whimsical, and cute.
Plus, with Unicorn horns now being a staple amongst fantasy dildos, it would be just wrong to omit them because, from what I know, they were pretty much the first to put them out into the world!
Other than their famous unicorn horn dildos, they still offer plenty of great choices.
Their selection ranges from cutesy minimalistic takes on classic fantasy shapes to fun silly stuff like their colorful grenade butt plugs.
But if you’re more about the somewhat scary/intimidating side of fantasy dildos, you’ll probably like their metallic-looking but squishy feeling “Rivetor” and “Screw you” dildos. Especially if you’re into the idea of getting clapped by robots!
Another big plus is that their toys range from tiny to huge, so there’s really a size for everyone here.
So folks who love fantasy sex toys but hate the often huge size they come in will probably love this brand as much as I do!
Geeky Sex Toys
Geeky Sex Toys specializes in sci-fi, pop-culture, & fantasy-themed sex toys… and I fucking love them!
You’ll definitely get your traditional tentacle dildo, dragon dicks, and odd creatures here. But you’ll also have access to unique options such as Hulk’s dick, Thor’s hammer, or even the god-damned Master Sword!
Their toys are so detailed and beautifully made that you’d almost believe it’s official merch from the IPs they represent. But no, all of this comes from a small independent company in Australia!
Considering the quality & creativity behind their toys, their prices are extremely affordable.
And being from Australia, even including the 10$ USD worldwide flat rate shipping, the price will still be crazy competitive considering the premium feel of the toys they have to offer!
I don’t know if it has anything to do with the Australian dollar being low or just Geeky Sex Toys being true saints
Aside from geeky fantasy dildos, they also sell a variety of other sex toys!
They make awesome stuff like D&D dice ball gags, Pikachu tail butt plugs, Tardis paddles, and R2D2 vibrating wands, to name a few.
As the true geeks that they are, they offer toys with some pretty exciting and unique features as well. Like how their lightsaber dildos actually light up thanks to their translucent silicone or how Thor’s hammer comes with a display stand, so it can easily be camouflaged amongst the rest of your geeky memorabilia.
And while not as flashy, I really love how the Master Sword & Mermaid dildos have removable vac-u-lock bases. This way you can use your suction cups & sword handles on different Vac-U-Lock compatible toys or attach different accessories and fuck machines to the dildos themselves!
So while they don’t offer a ton of color choices, densities, and sizes, their variety & originality sure makes up for it!
New collections are coming out all the time, depending on the season, releases, etc. So definitely follow them on social media!
Mr. Hankey
In terms of choice, Mr. Hankey definitely holds a candle to Bad Dragon with their variety of models, colors, and sizes.
They sell everything from tentacle dildos to classic monster bits. And if you’re a horror fan like I am, you’ll probably appreciate their take on horror movies such as The Thing as well as their dope Alien dildo.
You can add Vac-U-Lock holes to almost all of their dildos if you want to add attachments, suction cups, vibes, or even use them on sex machines!
By comparison, their 75% soft silicone is a lot like BD’s medium, and Mr. Hankey’s medium is a lot like BD’s firm.
The big difference between Bad Dragon & Mr. Hankey is that the latter specializes in very large toys.
So if you’ve been looking for a truly giant dragon sex toy ( or any other creature of your choice really ), this might actually be the best place to look.
Heck, any of their XXXL sized toys would give penis envy to even the biggest Bad Dragon dildo ( FYI: That would be the Nox at 11.25 inches, with Mr.Hankey’s XXXL being at around 14 inches ).
Still, if you’re looking for regular-sized toy, I highly suggest looking at their XSMALL collection as well.
Since most of their other sizes ( small and up ) are rather large, their XSMALL collection is your best bet for toys in manageable sizes.
Just keep in mind that this option isn’t offered on the normal product pages, so you will have to go to the dedicated XSMALL page to find them all.
Sinnovator
If you live in Europe and want to avoid duties & fees, Sinnovator, which is a U.K. based company, might be one of the best bad dragon alternatives. If you’re outside of Europe, well… they also deliver almost anywhere else!
If you’ve been desperately looking for websites like Bad Dragon that offers tons of choices of customization options, Sinnovator is the closest thing you’ll find on this list!
Sinnovator makes both fantasy & animal-inspired fantasy dildos like werewolf toys, sea creatures, and so on. All this on top of offering tons of customization options like colors, firmness, and extra features like cum tubes, suction cups, and Vac-U-Lock holes.
They offer even more color options than Bad Dragon, so you can really customize your toy’s appearance to your exact liking.
The sky is really the limit here as you can pick any solid color of your choice or combine 2 colors and make your own fade or marbled finish. Each toy also comes with a more complicated signature finish unique to each model.
I’m also a big fan of their Sinnovator Black, which has a beautiful marbled metallic finish. It only counts as a solid color, so you can marble this already marbled color with any other color of your choice as well!
When it comes to the extra options, you can add Vac-U-Lock holes to your toys so you can add attachments, vibes, or connect them to sex machines.
They also make probably one of the best Vac-U-Lock suction cups around as well, which should handle any toy under 1 KG without a hitch. And if you like your toys real heavy, you can also get a built-in suction cup which should handle even more than a measily KG!
Like squirting fantasy dildos? Almost every toy they make can be converted into one with their cum tube option.
SquarePegToys®
SquarePegToys® is tailor-made for those who love the idea of the unconventional shapes offered by fantasy sex toys but aren’t huge fans of texture.
Though they’re not exactly direct about it in their branding ( no real mentions of dragons, sea creatures, and so on ) SquarePegToys® offers tons of toys in familiar shapes in a variety of sizes and silicone densities.
Their signature bronze and silver colors come with beautiful metallic finishes and they also offer more traditional colors like black and flesh tones as well. Still, like their designs, their color selection remains minimalistic, so don’t expect tons of color choices to pick from.
Their selection ranges from regular to huge dildos as well as offering long depth toys and other truly unconventional shapes.
Depending on the model, they also offer some suction cups & Vac-U-lock holes ( Branded SquarePegHole™ ).
Though a touch unrelated, I’m also a big fan of their silicone putties, which allow you to permanently customize any of their toys ( or any silicone toy really ) to your liking.
And if you don’t want the changes to be permanent, you can also use their BandIT putty kits ( pictured above ) for some removable alterations!
Monster Cocks
Do you want even more realistic Bad Dragon alternatives? Do you really want to feel like you’re actually fucking some creature from the depths of hell?
Well, you’re in luck… if you got the bucks!
By the makers of the uncanny Realdolls and the most realistic dildos ever made comes the Monster Cocks Collection!
These movie quality appendages are hand-painted layer by layer with silicone paint to offer the most detailed and realistic finish you can get your hands on today.
That’s right, even though it doesn’t look like your traditional silicone dildo, like every toy on this list, they’re still entirely made of body-safe silicone.
They’re so detailed that you’ll definitely feel every ripple or scale along their shafts. Their soft silicone also makes the textures way more tolerable than you’d expect. So they’re definitely usable and not just some kind of kinky showpieces.
Though is it branded as a sea creature, the Creaturecock is probably the most realistic dragon dildo you’ll ever find. The transparent firm testees contrast with its scally & soft body, beautifully bringing life to this design.
The rest of their collection is more about your classic movie monsters:
Mummies, Vampires, Zombies, & Frankensteins are on the menu. Heck, you can even get your hands on Freddy Kruger’s burnt dong if you’re so inclined.
I’ve avoided including pictures of them as they look quite gory and not for the faint of the heart. But for those with grim sensitivities, definitely check them out!
They also sell some premium monster male masturbators, butt plugs, etc. I’m also a big fan of their devil tail plug, but we’re getting a bit off-topic here.
The biggest downside is that they don’t have a ton of choices in terms of sizes & color variations. But considering all the work that is put into every piece, it’s definitely understandable.
Independent Fantasy Sex Toy Makers & Etsy Alternatives
Though I’ve mostly covered the more “official” means of acquiring some alternatives to Bad Dragon, we’ve only scratched the surface of what is available out there. So if you find bad dragon problematic and you want to encourage small brands all at the same time, you’re in the right spot!
You see, there are tons of amazing Etsy & independent sites like Bad Dragon making amazing fantasy dildos worthy of your attention. So if you don’t mind waiting a bit more for shipping & crafting, there’s a huge selection of badass toys out there.
Heck, that’s how a lot of the bigger manufacturers on this list started. So I really wouldn’t overlook any of these great indie shops!
Below, I’ve included some of the best independent fantasy sex toy makers that are active at the moment:
United-States
- A Krow’s Nest
- Ambush Toys
- Dread the Empire
- Exotic-Erotics
- Fantasy Grove
- Hodgepodge Entourage
- Kudu Voodoo
- Lust Arts
- New Folklore Silicone
- Paladin Pleasure Sculptors
- Phoenix Flame Forge
- Pleasure Forge
- Primal Hardwere
- Qimera Forge
- Strange Bedfellas
- Twin Tail Creations
- Wandering Bard Toys
- The Wicked Hunt
- XenoCat Artifacts
Canada
Europe ( U.K. & Germany )
Of course, there are many more independent companies to discover. But these are the most popular & reliable sellers at the moment so you don’t have to sort through all the inactive or straight-up problematic brands.
Happy shopping!
