Bad Dragon has really made a name for itself in the fantasy dildo niche. A niche that has recently grown in popularity to a point where it is no longer reserved for furries alone. Hell, all the cool kids want a piece of the pie now!
The problem is that not everyone wants to support this company as they’ve had a fair share of controversy attached to them ( click these links on Bad Dragon’s problematic practices at your own risk ). So it’s absolutely understandable if you want to avoid Bad Dragon’s weird karma from sticking to you.
But controversies aside, not all of us can afford BD’s toys or find exactly what they need or want, even if their selection is extensive. Variety is the spice of life after all!
The good news is that, though Bad Dragon toys are usually the only option most people are aware of, there are actually tons of great fantasy toy makers active today!
So whether you’re looking for a cheaper alternative, something even better, or you simply want more choices to pick from, this article is definitely for you!
If you’re interested in unrealistic dildos but you’re not specifically looking for fantasy sex toys, we also have a pretty extensive list of abstract dildos as well.
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
With that being said, here’s our top 11 list of the best Bad Dragon alternatives & fantasy sex toys, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
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Dirt cheap silicone dragon sex toy |
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Affordable fantasy dildos for frugal folks |
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Most gorgeous Bad Dragon alternatives |
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Best fantasy sex toys for fanboys & fangirls |
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Cute Bad Dragon alternatives with tons of customization |
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Biggest selection of XL fantasy dildos ( with some small options! ) |
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Realistic & customizable Bad Dragon alternatives |
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Super customizable & aesthetic Bad Dragon competitor |
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Best minimalist fantasy sex toys ( with XL options! ) |
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Most realistic horror & dragon dildos |
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Etsy & other independent fantasy toy makers |
Addiction Ben & Tom
So you want a dragon dildo, all the cool kids have one, but sadly, your bank account disagrees.
While I would’ve normally told you to forget about your dreams of getting plowed by a mystical beast and focus on getting some food on your table, I’m happy to say that times have changed!
Addiction’s Ben & Tom are a dirt-cheap Bad Dragon alternative to their ever-popular Flint Dildo.
For about 20$, you’ll get a toy that is pretty similar in size to a Small Flint ( 75$ ).
This ridiculously cheap dildo also comes with a surprisingly strong suction cup which is impressive considering the price.
The stiffness of Ben & Tom is a touch firmer than Bad Dragon’s Firm but it isn’t rock hard either, which should make the texture still manageable for most. Still, if you’re easily irritated by texture, you might want to invest a bit more for one of the toys below.
Addiction’s take on dragon dildos is not too long ( 5.5 inches insertable ) but still has a nice thickness to it without going too crazy ( 1.75 inches at widest point ).
And if you were wondering, the only real difference between Ben & Tom is the color, with Ben being black and Tom pink.
Creature Cocks
Now, if you wish to keep it cheap but still want something a step up from the very basic above options, Creature Cocks is a pretty decent choice.
Their Fantasy toys are already quite a bit more aesthetic than the Addiciton Ben & Tom, getting closer to the level of quality you’d find in more traditional Bad Dragon alternatives with more choices to pick from.
Still, these aren’t perfect, as most whitelabel ( meaning the designs are “open-source” / you’ll see other brands using the same molds ), Chinese-made toys are. The silicone won’t be the squishiest, and you won’t get any customization options.
But it is still as close as you’ll get to a premium fantasy dildo without breaking the bank!
I’ve also made sure that these were indeed made of body-safe silicone, as chinese brands often lie about their materials. So you can trust me on this one, I would never put your bits at risk! Dildo scout’s honor!
Uberrime
Uberrime is definitely one of my favorite independent brands. Plus, there’s absolutely no controversy attached to them. So if you find Bad Dragon problematic, there’s truly no guilt to be had here!
I first got into Uberrime because of their amazing dual-density dildos ( though they are more realistic than fantasy focused ) and their gorgeous marbled designs.
But if you’re looking for fantasy sex toys, they definitely got you covered as well.
With colors & silicone that rivals even Bad Dragon toys, they offer anything from tentacle dildos, alien dildos, to dragon dildos. They also make some pretty dope glow-in-the-dark toys like their Watchmen-inspired Dr. Manhattan.
The only real downside here is that they don’t offer any models with suction cups. But otherwise, I really have no complaints.
If you’re not only looking for creature-inspired toys, they also make a ton of gorgeous abstract and semi-realistic dildos as well.
Uberrime also makes some pretty badass grinders for those of you who prefer external stimulation.
So if that interests you and you would like to know more, definitely head to our dedicated grinding toys article for a more in-depth review!
Geeky Sex Toys
Geeky Sex Toys specializes in sci-fi, pop-culture, & fantasy-themed sex toys… and I fucking love them!
You’ll definitely get your traditional tentacle dildo, dragon dicks, and odd creatures here. But you’ll also have access to unique options such as Hulk’s dick, Thor’s hammer, or even the god-damned Master Sword!
Their toys are so detailed and beautifully made that you’d almost believe it’s official merch from the IPs they represent. But no, all of this comes from a small independent company in Australia!
Considering the quality & creativity behind their toys, their prices are extremely affordable.
And being from Australia, even including the 10$ USD worldwide flat rate shipping, the price will still be crazy competitive considering the premium feel of the toys they have to offer!
I don’t know if it has anything to do with the Australian dollar being low or just Geeky Sex Toys being true saints
Aside from geeky fantasy dildos, they also sell a variety of other sex toys!
They make awesome stuff like D&D dice ball gags, Pikachu tail butt plugs, Tardis paddles, and R2D2 vibrating wands, to name a few.
As the true geeks that they are, they offer toys with some pretty exciting and unique features as well. Like how their lightsaber dildos actually light up thanks to their translucent silicone or how Thor’s hammer comes with a display stand, so it can easily be camouflaged amongst the rest of your geeky memorabilia.
And while not as flashy, I really love how the Master Sword & Mermaid dildos have removable vac-u-lock bases. This way you can use your suction cups & sword handles on different Vac-U-Lock compatible toys or attach different accessories and fuck machines to the dildos themselves!
So while they don’t offer a ton of color choices, densities, and sizes, their variety & originality sure makes up for it!
New collections are coming out all the time, depending on the season, releases, etc. So definitely follow them on social media!
Phreak
You know how it is, some folks like their fantasy toys gritty and realistic while others like them cute and colorful. Well, Phreak is for the latter!
I don’t know why, but their fantasy dildos somehow remind me of candy. Something about their colorways and more cartoony aesthetic… All this to say that if you’re looking for something sweet for your bits, these definitely will do the trick!
Phreak isn’t all about the superficial stuff either, as they offer some of the most comprehensive customization options in the business. ( Might I say it’s even better than Bad Dragon? )
- Most of their dildos come in 6 different sizes going from tiny to gigantic.
- You can choose the silicone density to be anything from soft to firm… OR have the shaft a different density than the base if you like your floppy dicks to still be able to stand up… AND some dildos even come with a dual-density option!
- Bases come with suction cup or Vac-U-Lock options
- Glow-in-the-dark pigments can be added to almost all their designs
Still, the superficial stuff here is pretty amazing as the color options are some of my favorite in this niche.
Each model comes in a signature color, but if you want you can pick between 16 solid colors, 9 two-color marble options, and best of all… 9 three-color marbles! If you know about me, you know I love my marbled designs… So you know I’m losing my “marbles” right now.
If you’re queer or thinking of making a gift to a beloved queer creature, they also make 7 different pride flag colorways as well!
That’s a total of about 42 color choices ( signature color included ) per sex toy if you weren’t following!
Plus, if you need even more drip for your silicone dick, you can actually add a “drip” of the color of your choice. Which looks like sweet sauce drizzled on a Sundae.
So if the candy-like appearance of your dildo wasn’t making you hungry enough… well, you’re welcome.
Though their prices are pretty affordable already, you can get an extra discount on pre-made toys as well as imperfect ones!
Their Ready-made options are often in unique colors and definitely worth a look, especially since they’ll probably get to you faster as well.
Alternatively, the imperfect options ( or Flops as they call them ) are still quite appealing/usable. So it’s a great way to get a nice discount while being environmentally friendly!
Phreak Toys definitely specializes in dildos, but they also sell a nice variety of other fantasy toys as well.
You got your fantasy magic wand attachments, dragon eggs, dick sheaths, and bad dragon masturbator alternatives. All with the same level of customization as their other toys!
I only wish they made more fantasy strokers since Bad Dragon definitely needs more competition in that field!
While they make international shopping a total breeze, the only kicker here is that, if you’re outside of the UK, you will most likely have to pay duties.
But the dildos here are pretty damn affordable for the quality, so it does balance out. Plus, you’ll be able to shop in your local currency, which reduces some of the surprises attached to international sales.
Mr. Hankey
In terms of choice, Mr. Hankey definitely holds a candle to Bad Dragon with their variety of models, colors, and sizes.
They sell everything from tentacle dildos to classic monster bits. And if you’re a horror fan like I am, you’ll probably appreciate their take on horror movies such as The Thing as well as their dope Alien dildo.
You can add Vac-U-Lock holes to almost all of their dildos if you want to add attachments, suction cups, vibes, or even use them on sex machines!
By comparison, their 75% soft silicone is a lot like BD’s medium, and Mr. Hankey’s medium is a lot like BD’s firm.
The big difference between Bad Dragon & Mr. Hankey is that the latter specializes in very large toys.
So if you’ve been looking for a truly giant dragon sex toy ( or any other creature of your choice really ), this might actually be the best place to look.
Heck, any of their XXXL sized toys would give penis envy to even the biggest Bad Dragon dildo ( FYI: That would be the Nox at 11.25 inches, with Mr.Hankey’s XXXL being at around 14 inches ).
Still, if you’re looking for regular-sized toy, I highly suggest looking at their XSMALL collection as well.
Since most of their other sizes ( small and up ) are rather large, their XSMALL collection is your best bet for toys in manageable sizes.
Just keep in mind that this option isn’t offered on the normal product pages, so you will have to go to the dedicated XSMALL page to find them all.
Sinnovator
If you live in Europe and want to avoid duties & fees, Sinnovator, which is a U.K. based company, might be one of the best bad dragon alternatives. If you’re outside of Europe, well… they also deliver almost anywhere else!
If you’ve been desperately looking for websites like Bad Dragon that offers tons of choices of customization options, Sinnovator is the closest thing you’ll find on this list!
Sinnovator makes both fantasy & animal-inspired fantasy dildos like werewolf toys, sea creatures, and so on. All this on top of offering tons of customization options like colors, firmness, and extra features like cum tubes, suction cups, and Vac-U-Lock holes.
They offer even more color options than Bad Dragon, so you can really customize your toy’s appearance to your exact liking.
The sky is really the limit here as you can pick any solid color of your choice or combine 2 colors and make your own fade or marbled finish. Each toy also comes with a more complicated signature finish unique to each model.
I’m also a big fan of their Sinnovator Black, which has a beautiful marbled metallic finish. It only counts as a solid color, so you can marble this already marbled color with any other color of your choice as well!
When it comes to the extra options, you can add Vac-U-Lock holes to your toys so you can add attachments, vibes, or connect them to sex machines.
They also make probably one of the best Vac-U-Lock suction cups around as well, which should handle any toy under 1 KG without a hitch. And if you like your toys real heavy, you can also get a built-in suction cup which should handle even more than a measily KG!
Like squirting fantasy dildos? Almost every toy they make can be converted into one with their cum tube option.
Uncover Creations
If you want another option that is on par with Bad Dragon when it comes to customization options without the controversy, Uncover Creations is pretty damn hard to beat.
How they really differ from Sinnovator is that their designs lean more on the aesthetic side of things VS Sinnovator’s realistic grit.
So if you like your fantasy dildos more pretty than scary, this is definitely where it’s at.
Plus, the prices are super affordable considering the craftmanship on hand, so they won’t only compete with Bad Dragon on a karmic level! You’ll also get free shipping on any order over 60 bucks if you’re in the U.S. or 50 Pounds in the U.K. so that helps keeping the prices down.
But just like Sin & Bad Dragon dildos, you have all the options you might wish for!
Each dildo comes in 3 sizes from small to huge, and 3 firmnesses from stiff with some squish to full-on gummy bear squishy.
There are tons of color options to pick from also. And you can choose either a single-color dildo or a fade between two hues of your choice. For an extra fee, you can also get a more detailed signature color made custom for that specific toy.
You’ll get to pick between a flat base or a Vac-U-Lock hole.
While there are no integrated suction cups here, you can add a double-sided suction cup to your basket to convert your toys into suction cup dildos or double-ended custom dildos by sticking two toys to each other!
And of course, if you chose the Vac-U-Lock hole option, you can also just stick a Vac-U-Lock suction cup in it and call it a day.
As if that wasn’t enough, some dildos can also be outfitted with cum tubes for some explosive ejaculating action!
Just watch out for the super soft coating option as it adds a nutty odor to the usually scentless silicone. So if you’re sensitive to such smells or have tree nut allergies, I’d avoid it. But otherwise, it makes them extra nice to rub on!
They don’t only sell dildos either, with these extra options essentially making them the ultimate Bad Dragon substitute.
Other than the optional cum tubes, they also sell penis extensions, a fantasy stroker, and ovipositors, so they should satisfy most of your needs!
As if that wasn’t enough, they also sell awesome fantasy grinders that are just great to rub on ( check out our dedicated grinder toys article for a more in-depth review! ).
SquarePegToys®
SquarePegToys® is tailor-made for those who love the idea of the unconventional shapes offered by fantasy sex toys but aren’t huge fans of texture.
Though they’re not exactly direct about it in their branding ( no real mentions of dragons, sea creatures, and so on ) SquarePegToys® offers tons of toys in familiar shapes in a variety of sizes and silicone densities.
Their signature bronze and silver colors come with beautiful metallic finishes and they also offer more traditional colors like black and flesh tones as well. Still, like their designs, their color selection remains minimalistic, so don’t expect tons of color choices to pick from.
Their selection ranges from regular to huge dildos as well as offering long depth toys and other truly unconventional shapes.
Depending on the model, they also offer some suction cups & Vac-U-lock holes ( Branded SquarePegHole™ ).
Monster Cocks
Do you want even more realistic Bad Dragon alternatives? Do you really want to feel like you’re actually fucking some creature from the depths of hell?
Well, you’re in luck… if you got the bucks!
By the makers of the uncanny Realdolls and the most realistic dildos ever made comes the Monster Cocks Collection!
These movie quality appendages are hand-painted layer by layer with silicone paint to offer the most detailed and realistic finish you can get your hands on today.
That’s right, even though it doesn’t look like your traditional silicone dildo, like every toy on this list, they’re still entirely made of body-safe silicone.
They’re so detailed that you’ll definitely feel every ripple or scale along their shafts. Their soft silicone also makes the textures way more tolerable than you’d expect. So they’re definitely usable and not just some kind of kinky showpieces.
Though is it branded as a sea creature, the Creaturecock is probably the most realistic dragon dildo you’ll ever find. The transparent firm testees contrast with its scally & soft body, beautifully bringing life to this design.
The rest of their collection is more about your classic movie monsters:
Mummies, Vampires, Zombies, & Frankensteins are on the menu. Heck, you can even get your hands on Freddy Kruger’s burnt dong if you’re so inclined.
I’ve avoided including pictures of them as they look quite gory and not for the faint of the heart. But for those with grim sensitivities, definitely check them out!
They also sell some premium fantasy masturbator options, butt plugs, etc. So if you like your sex to get a little scary, you’ll enjoy the variety!
The biggest downside is that they don’t have a ton of choices in terms of sizes & color variations. But considering all the work that is put into every piece, it’s definitely understandable.
Independent Fantasy Sex Toy Makers & Etsy Alternatives
Though I’ve mostly covered the more “official” means of acquiring some alternatives to Bad Dragon, we’ve only scratched the surface of what is available out there. So if you find Bad Dragon problematic and you want to encourage small brands all at the same time, you’re in the right spot!
You see, there are tons of amazing Etsy & independent sites like Bad Dragon making amazing fantasy dildos worthy of your attention. So if you don’t mind waiting a bit more for crafting & shipping, there’s a huge selection of badass toys out there.
Heck, that’s how a lot of the bigger manufacturers on this list started. So I really wouldn’t overlook any of these great indie shops!
Below, I’ve included some of the best independent fantasy sex toy makers that are active at the moment:
United-States
- A Krow’s Nest
- Ambush Toys
- Dread the Empire
- Exotic-Erotics
- Fantasy Grove
- Hodgepodge Entourage
- Kudu Voodoo
- Lust Arts
- New Folklore Silicone
- Paladin Pleasure Sculptors
- Phoenix Flame Forge
- Pleasure Forge
- Primal Hardwere
- Qimera Forge
- Strange Bedfellas
- Twin Tail Creations
- Wandering Bard Toys
- The Wicked Hunt
- XenoCat Artifacts
Canada
Europe ( U.K. & Germany )
Of course, there are many more independent companies to discover. But these are the most popular & reliable sellers at the moment so you don’t have to sort through all the inactive or straight-up unreliable or problematic brands.
Happy shopping!