Size Queens and Kings assemble!
Unsafe & porous materials have dominated the large sex toy industry for too long with PVC and Latex being the standard for years. To make things worse, super famous designs like the Girthmaster dildo are made of super porous and toxic materials
But today it doesn’t have to be this way since XXL dildo models now come in all sorts of body-safe materials!
Today we’ll cover the best silicone & stainless steel toys that are bound to stretch you out like your name is Stretch Armstrong.
2 inches is the minimum diameter for the massive dildo models found on this list.
If that sounds a little too much for you, you’re probably going to be better off reading our butt plug, prostate, and realistic and unrealistic dildo lists instead!
Most of the large dildos on this list are also strap-on compatible, so as long as they have a base ( or balls ), you should be ready to go!
Also, if you’re looking for large fantasy and/or dragon dildos, you might be better off reading our fantasy dildos & Bad Dragon alternatives article instead.
So if I didn’t scare you away yet, grab your best bulk lube and read on!
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
That being said, here’s our top 17 list of best big dildo models, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
Contents
- 1 TL;DR
- 1.1 Colours’s Big Dildos
- 1.2 Neo Elite Huge Dildos
- 1.3 Dee’s Big Daddies
- 1.4 Geeky Sex Toy’s Big Dildos
- 1.5 Pris Toys’ Thick Dildos
- 1.6 Large Tantus Toys
- 1.7 Solina Mega XXL Dildo
- 1.8 Titus Anal Balls
- 1.9 Large Vixskin Dildos
- 1.10 Uberrime’s Monster Dildos
- 1.11 SquarePegToys®
- 1.12 Mr. Hankey’s Toys
- 1.13 Topped Toys
- 1.14 Fantasy Grove
- 1.15 Njoy’s Eleven
- 1.16 RealCock 2
TL;DR
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Cheapest Extra Large dildos you can buy |
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Dirt-cheap dual-density monster dildo toys |
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Super realistic and squishy affordable large dildos |
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Most affordable Big dildos for Geeks |
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Best abstract huge dildo options for the money |
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Huge selection of big & minimalistic sex toys |
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Amazingly affordable realistic dual-density large dildos |
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Best large silicone anal beads |
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Most realistic-feeling dual-density monster dildo collection |
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Most gorgeous high-quality extra large dildos |
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Massive selection of huge dildo models |
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Largest collection of big to huge dildos ( realistic & fantasy ) |
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Beautiful monster dildo models with tons of squish |
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Large dildos with near-endless levels of customization |
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Biggest stainless steel double-ended dildo |
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Most realistic big dildo in the business |
Colours’s Big Dildos
Colours’ offerings always come up when it comes to dirt-cheap silicone dildos.
Once more, I have no idea how they managed to keep these this cheap considering the sizes on hand but we’re definitely not complaining!
The Colours are pretty realistic for their affordable price and come with some decent suction cups as well.
Like most budget silicone toys, their more affordable options are definitely on the rigid side, so they won’t have as much give as the other huge dildos for sale on this list.
However, they also make dual-density and soft options at a slightly higher price. So if you find rigid textured toys irritating, I would opt for those instead.
They also don’t have a ton of models on offer and their largest being 10 inches long and 2.5-inch in diameter.
Neo Elite Huge Dildos
You know what’s expensive? Large silicone dildos.
You know what’s even more expensive? Large dual-density dildos. But not with these bad boys!
There might not be a lot of variety here, but these are the cheapest huge dual-density dildos you can find.
These big dildos are super colorful along with some pretty realistic molds. There are no realistic colors here though. So if that’s a must, you might have to skip on such a good deal.
Speaking of limited choices, they only have 2 different sizes to pick from if you’re looking for something around the 2 inch diameter + mark.
For such cheap toys, they also have some pretty good suction cups as well!
At such a heavy weight, you will probably have more luck using them upright than against a wall, but with a bit of adjusting and elbow grease, it’s not impossible either.
Dee’s Big Daddies
Dee’s Big Daddies is the next step up in quality if you’re looking for a realistic monster dildo.
DBD has a huge collection (pun intended) of nicely priced, squishy, realistic dildos for size queens and kings.
They have anything from big boys to straight-up monstrous shlongs in all sorts of shapes and configurations.
Want a thick short guy? Got it. How about a long and curvy one? Got it too. Just imagine your perfect dick, and you’re bound to find it here, as their collection is quite vast and comprehensive!
Plus, every dildo is cast in a nice squishy silicone that feels quite realistic with its give. Something that is quite a rare sight at that price point.
I also really appreciate the multiple realistic color choices offered here.
You get your usual vanilla, caramel, and chocolate flavors, but it’s not the usual cartoonish tones you’d find in other dildo brands. So if you’re looking for a big black dildo that won’t look like a piece of coal or a Hershey bar, this is a great place to start!
These tones are actually quite representative and similar to what you’d find on real actual folks. So kudos to Dee’s Big Daddies on this one!
Geeky Sex Toy’s Big Dildos
These are some of the most affordable XL fantasy dildos available today.
I don’t know how Geeky Sex Toys keep their prices so low considering the quality, but I definitely won’t complain either!
While they’re an Australian company, the prices are all displayed in USD. Plus, international shipping is dirt cheap ( 10$! ), so you won’t have to worry about that either.
Again, their low prices don’t mean low quality in this particular case. The toys they sell are truly gorgeous and come in nice squishy yet firm enough silicone.
In terms of truly fat dildos, they have 4 great options to pick from and their take on fantasy sex toys is really unique:
That’s because their toys, instead of being based on horror & Tolkienesque Fantasy are actually based on pop culture with a big emphasis on comic books and anime.
That big ol’ green dick? Yep, that’s Hulk’s junk. Really redefining the meaning of “Hulk Smash” here, Geeky Sex Toys!
The other available thick dildos are inspired by Hellboy, Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy, and the Pumpkin King himself.
So yeah, if you’re a big geek like I am and you need a huge dildo to match your geekiness, you’re in luck, my friend!
Pris Toys’ Thick Dildos
Pris Toys are the new kids on the block in the world of abstract silicone dildos. And having their starting roaster include some non-realistic monster dildos is definitely a great move considering all the large sex toy fans out there!
Heck, I’d even say that these are some of the best abstract fat dildos for your money.
Abstract and with beautiful colorways, these might not be the longest toys on this list, but girth is definitely how they’ve earned a spot on this list.
The Shapes aren’t the most remarkable, but they definitely get the job done. While not bad, it’s one of those jack of all trades master of none kind of situations. It won’t make g-spot toy lovers OR straight toy fans crazy, but if you lie somewhere in the middle that might just be your jam!
The Dual-density options are very similar to Vixskin, which is definitely impressive for the price. Though you can sort of feel the reduced value while in use. I’m not sure if it is a silicone quality thing or just the experience and expertise of Vixen Creations raising the value of their Vixskin blend. But then again, at that price, I won’t complain!
Large Tantus Toys
The Tantus Line of toys has the largest selection of high-quality silicone toys around. Plus, being mass-produced, they always managed to offer reasonable prices.
So we were really excited when they started including large sex toys in their already pretty diverse collection of silicone toys.
Tantus offers more minimalistic designs compared to the competition.
A nice change when it comes to large sex toys, with veiny textured dicks and movie monster dildo models dominating the industry!
Tantus has been doing a lot of catching up as of late expanding their small roaster of big dildos to a point where they can finally compete with the big names of the large sex toy industry!
For example, Tex, the short guy with a kick, is a great toy if you want a cheap toy with plenty of girth ( 3 inches to be exact ). You’d like a bit more length and texture? You got it! The hulking Mr. Universe is the same girth but offers 7 inches in insertable length. If you’re more about that depth, the Cowboy is long and bumpy and sports a whopping 15 inches in length!
And with their growing selection, that’s the just tip of the iceberg-sized dick!
Solina Mega XXL Dildo
The Solina Mega XXL dildo isn’t just big; it’s a shockingly realistic beast that somehow manages to stay body-safe, affordable, and unbelievably lifelike.
For the price, this is a dual-density silicone masterpiece that feels like an actual giant erection.
The soft outer layer gives you that deliciously squishy skin feel, while the firm core gives the kind of hardness just perfect to keep it standing straight.
And let’s talk about the details.
The color gradients, veins, and textured head look straight-up anatomical.
Like it walked off a porn set and volunteered for science, you rarely see this level of realism on a toy made from 100% body-safe silicone and priced under $100. Usually, you’d have to sell a kidney for a Realcock 2 for this kind of attention to detail.
They offer all the colors you’d normally hope for, from your white mamba dong to your classic big black dildo.
Now, about the size the Mega XXL dildo offers about 8 inches of insertable length and 2 inches in diameter.
This puts it firmly in “deep breath and plenty of lube” territory without being monstrous like some of the other toys on this list. It’s for folks who crave that intense fullness but still want a toy that looks, moves, and flexes naturally.
Titus Anal Balls
If you’re looking for a large anal dildo, the world is your oyster! But strangely, very large anal beads are a rare thing to come by. It’s even worst if you’re looking for a quality body-safe option that you can fully sanitize when needed.
No worries though, because as always, Jim the Dildo Dealer has your back, but not as much as these backside wreckers!
The Titus Anal Balls are no longer referred to as anal beads and I think you will understand why:
Made entirely of silicone, the smallest version will start with 4 balls at 1.2 inches in width each and their biggest version features about 2.5 inches of diameter for each ball.
They offer 4 different sizes so you definitely should be able to find a model that’ll suit your needs.
So if you want to feel like you’ve been shot by a shrinking ray, you know what to do!
Plus, these extra-large anal beads, being only girthy in parts, are also pretty darn affordable.
A true cause for celebration, because loaded or broke, size kings/queens have asses all the same!
Large Vixskin Dildos
Vixen Creations is one of our favorite independent sex toy companies.
Innovation, quality, and well-researched designs are common thing you’ll find in most of their toys. And the largest Vixskin dildos are definitely no exception.
Vixskin is the Cadillac of dual-density silicone. We’d even argue it is one of the best and most natural silicone experiences that you can have.
FYI, Dual-density silicone toys are made of two layers of silicone of different consistencies: The inner layer is rigid, keeping your toy erect while still being bendable, and the exterior layer is of a natural squishy texture. This succeeds in replicating an uncanny feeling that you’ll find no other realistic dildo.
We also love that every dildo comes in at least 3 natural colors, with some models having gorgeous and colorful marbled options as well.
If you’re looking for a big dildo, there aren’t too many options to choose from, and you won’t find anything above 3 inches in diameter in girth. But the Vixskins are so great that we would be fools not to include them in any dildos list.
Your best Large Vixskin options are:
- The shorter yet girthy Randy ( Length: 5.5″, Width: 2.20″ )
- The longer Lonestar ( Length: 6″, Width: 2″ )
- The even taller Outlaw ( Length: 8.5″, Width: 2″ )
- The impressive Gambler ( Length: 10.5″, Width: 3″ )
It’s also good to know that all that squish provided by the excellent Vixskin will make any large insertion much easier. So if you’re looking for a real challenge, be sure to go a size up!
These are also an amazing alternative to the squishy but toxic Girthmaster dildo!
Uberrime’s Monster Dildos
Uberrime is probably my new favorite indie company making waves right now.
Even though they’re small and independent, they produce some of the most high-end dildos out there and are probably the biggest rival to Vixen Creations, my other favorite indie brand!
They also have some of the most gorgeous finishes on this list all thanks to their beautiful marbled metallic silicone.
In terms of extra-large dildo options, they offer a growing list of models to pick from, ranging from really thick dildos to long depth toys.
Featuring big realistic dildos in abstract & natural colors and a huge tentacle dildo that doubles as a depth toy, they cover a lot of ground with their somewhat limited selection. And to curb those limitations even more, they also come in a nice range of color choices!
The featured silicone is also very squishy and comfortable without being floppy and unmanageable.
I only wish they had dual-density options for their XL toys as their dual-density toys are amazing. But the silicone featured here is so squishy you probably won’t be able to tell the difference!
SquarePegToys®
SquarePegToys® is not only one of the most innovative companies on this list, but they also offer some of the largest dildos made out of silicone you can find today.
Being one of the first companies to offer large silicone toys, SquarePegToys® is definitely an experienced and quality manufacturer.
So whether you’re looking for huge dildos, long depth-exploration tools, huge butt plugs, fisting toys, or even a wagging tail butt plug, they’ve got your back!
They also have some of the most realistic, biggest dildo models molded directly off carefully handpicked penises, with every tiny detail being replicated to a tee. So if you like realism on your thick dildo, you’ll probably get more than you can handle here!
Almost every large sex toy they offer comes in multiple sizes going from manageable to humongous. And you’ll get to pick between either their super squishy and gorgeous bronze or graphite silicone or their firmer black silicone, with some toys offering more traditional colors as well.
Mr. Hankey’s Toys
Just like SquarePeg, Mr. Hankey, not to be confused with the Christmas poo, is another size queen champion. And if you’re looking for the biggest dildo possible, they offer some of the world’s biggest dildo options you will ever find
On top of selling traditional large realistic dildos, they also hold plenty of fantasy options that would give Bad Dragon dick envy.
You’ll find the usual dragon and werewolf bits and, sci-fi nerd that I am, I’m especially fond of the “Alien Breeder”, an H.R. Giger-inspired toy that would definitely get the stamp of approval from the man himself. The “Taintacle” should also fill any tentacle fetish fantasy needs.
Most large sex toys they offer come in a variety of sizes, from girthy dildos to straight-up massive dildo options, and they show some of the best craftsmanship I’ve seen on silicone toys.
For example, if you’re looking for an absolutely thick dildo, you just have to take a look at their Goliath ( sporting nearly 5 inches of diameter ) to know they’re not playing around.
The round bases with engraved logos found on some of their dildos are a nice touch and make every model look like they’re some sort of trophy for the biggest dick in town.
So spice up your old trophy collection and never invite mom and dad over again!
Topped Toys
Topped Toys are friendly Canadians with a LUST for huge squishy monster dildos and butt plugs.
Their super filling butt plug dildo hybrid ( The Gape Keeper ) pretty much has a cult following at this point. And that should tell you everything you need to know about them.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg-sized dick as every one of their toys features the same level of filling squishiness!
A huge plus about said squishiness is it allows you to handle much more than you would with more rigid toys. So if sizable sex toys turn you on but feel like your eyes are bigger than your stomach, those will definitely be great toys for you!
Most of their toys range from big to massive dildo options, and you get to pick between 3 beautiful signature colors for each model.
If you think these look good on photo, know that they look even better in person. The blue is otherworldly and the marbled red is absolutely sinful! And, of course, if you want to keep it rugged, you can never go wrong with black.
This brand is for size queens and kings only, so they totally belong on this list ( plus, how can you hate on Canadians? ).
Fantasy Grove
Fantasy Grove isn’t just about pretty colors—they’ve also got size ranges that could make even the bravest size kings and queens pause.
From beginner-friendly to “are you sure about this?” proportions, they also offer silicone in multiple densities, so you can pick your perfect balance of squish and heft.
Sure, the colors options are just as large as the toy themselves: Glitter, glow, marbling, the whole carnival—but let’s be real: when you’re working with a lot of toy, those design details really shine. A six-color swirl across a dildo the size of your forearm? That’s not just art, that’s a conversation piece.
The Near Clear line deserves its own fan club.
These translucent beauties come with suspended glitter, stars, or even tiny strawberries floating inside. Now picture that—on a dildo that’s already… well… substantial. It’s like wielding a magical staff, except it’s designed to make you see stars in and outside the toy.
So please, take a seat on one of these pure works of art. You won’t regret it!!
Njoy’s Eleven
Njoy’s stainless steel toys have had quite a following thanks to their universally loved Pure Wand. Every toy they’ve released since all have been straight-up home runs.
The only thing that was missing was a toy for size queens & kings and then the Eleven landed on earth and punched Will Smith right back in the mouth yelling “Welcome to girth”.
Made of ultra-hygienic, frictionless, and nearly indestructible surgical stainless steel, it can be completely sanitized just like any other silicone toy.
The Eleven is ( you guessed it ) 11 inches long with two differently sized ends. One end has a 1.75 inches width and the other offers a fuller 2 inches.
The smallest end is followed by a row of bumps for extra sensation. The bumps also double as a handle when warm-up is over and you’re ready to take on bigger challenges!
The Eleven is also long enough to invite another partner ( man or a woman ) at the other end since the shape is great for both the prostate and the G-spot.
This material has also no give, making this large sex toy feel larger than its silicone counterparts.
While this should be more than enough for most people, it’s not as enormous as what some other companies have to offer. It’s not like I’m trying to pitch a Njoy Thirteen, but if they do make it happen, I sure hope their checks clear.
And this stainless steel beast is HEAVY. It adds a je-ne-sais-quoi that makes it strangely hot and even a little scary, all at the same time.
Use it cold or warm it up ( please avoid the microwave ) and have a blast ( not a microwave one )!
RealCock 2
From the makers of the uncanny and luxurious Real Dolls comes the most realistic dildos ever made!
It’s also the only dual-density silicone toy to have a hand-painted silicone layer that provides realistic color variations instead of opting for one solid ( and less realistic ) hue. This means that you get to have a toy that looks real while still remaining body-safe.
There is also something quite interesting and innovative about their take on Dual-Density.
You see, the two layers of silicone act like any other dual-density blend, with one big difference: The second layer is not attached to the first, acting like a realistic layer of skin that’s slides up and down as you thrust.
Foreskin lovers shouldn’t get too excited though since the RealCock 2 acts more like a circumcised penis than a pristine one.
The balls also float loosely inside of their sack and are just a blast to play with, whether you’re into balls or not ( heterosexual man speaking here ).
All models now come with a Vac-U-Lock compatible hole.
This means you can attach this realistic dildo to any Vac-U-Lock harness, suction cup as well as most fuck machines.
The RealCock 2 is also now offered in multiple different sizes and colors.
A nice addition since they originally were limited to two sizes and only one ( very caucasian ) color. So if you want the most realistic big black dildo ever, it’s now possible!
Not everything is perfect about these amazing dildos, as these are the most expensive big dildos you’ll find on this list. But if you can afford it, it’s still well worth it. Especially when you consider the amount of work that is put into each one of them!