During those formative years, I’ve sampled countless products to better inform my clients. It’s something that was even encouraged in our work culture!
I probably drank gallons worth of flavored lubes in order to find the best tasting ones. There isn’t a suction cup, motor, or material that I haven’t put to the test. If you showed up on a dead day, you’d be bound to stumble upon some kind of kinky science experiment. Let’s just say that this job was way more entertaining than my previous office jobs.
But we didn’t only sell dildos and lube at the old sin bin, you see… ED (erectile dysfunction) pills were a huge seller, and it would’ve been straight up irresponsible to suggest these guys without giving them a shot!
I essentially tested sketchy boner pills for a living.
The owner of the shop would always give us samples of our most popular sellers. This was in part to teach us how to better suggest them but also to convince us that these sketchy OTC ( over-the-counter ) alternatives to Viagra & Cialis actually worked… as they weren’t exactly prescription pills.
As you might’ve expected, it wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows though.
Most of the time, the popular effective ones would get pulled off the shelves after a few months because the authorities, through testing, would find that they actually used the active ingredients in Cialis (tadalafil) and Viagra (sildenafil) instead of just using the “natural ingredients” shown on the back of the box.
These sketchy ED pills not only routinely lied about what was in the box, but they also came with a host of strange side effects.
Unwanted Side effects
I’ve had some of my worst headaches on these ED pills. My girlfriend even reported that they made me smell weird, and she usually loved my natural body odor!
Erections & horniness were definitely present to the party but usually came with an overall uneasiness. Feeling dizzy, disoriented, sweaty, and/or nauseous wasn’t all that uncommon. And I usually didn’t take as large of a dose as some of my regular clients!
Any of the desired effects most likely came from the Sildenafil or Tadalafil not mentioned in the ingredient list… and god knows what else they put in there.
Then there was this famous case where, NBA player and former husband of Khloé Kardashian, Lamar Odom collapsed at a brothel after ingesting a bunch of “Herbal Viagra”.
If these guys can put an NBA player on life support, there’s no telling what kind of harm they could do to us mere mortals!
Why men with ED turn to dangerous OTC pills?
Worst yet was that most of the guys that came for our pills actually had a genuine form of ED. My clients weren’t just looking for a boost for a fun night out.
But the embarrassment of talking to a doctor or even just having these prescriptions at home would end up making them feel like less of a man. No matter how normal and common ED is in men.
You see, there’s a lot of shame surrounding sexual male issues. This coupled with the fact that most men would rather try to solve their problems on their own rather than seeking professional help can definitely make for a dangerous combination.
The rise of generic ED pills
Thankfully, in the past year, patents around Viagra and Cialis started loosening, leading to a loss of exclusivity on their active ingredients. A transition that gave room for all sorts of generic alternatives and services to flourish.
One of these services, Bluechew was clearly on the rise as I couldn’t watch one of my favorite podcasts without getting an ad read for them.
Removing the need to meet a physician in person sounded like a genius idea as this could genuinely help the countless men who would typically buy sketchy “herbal” Viagra out of shame or straight up convenience.
You can probably guess that when Bluechew personally reached out to me for a review, I jumped on it right away!
So is Bluechew any good?
As a guy who’s tried tons of sketchy over-the-counter boner pills and as someone who is familiar with the target audience, I feel like I’m in the perfect spot to do a Bluechew review!
This is the real stuff, straight Sildenafil ( they also offer Tadalafil ), no strange secret recipe. Pure, medical-grade ED pills, people! And as a proponent of silicone & stainless steel toys, you know how I feel about that medical-grade sex stuff.
So while I thought my sexual guinea pig days were over, I’m back in the saddle again, baby!
Here’s how my experience with Bluechew turned out:
Right off the bat, I’m into it.
There’s nothing about Bluechew‘s packaging that screams “Erection Pills inside!”. Hell, the main pouch doesn’t even mention the active ingredients.
So if holding onto a very recognizable Cialis or Viagra prescription makes you feel uncomfortable, know that you could very well leave this one out in the open and not raise any eyebrows.
Inconspicuous and nicely designed, you’ll find a big Bluechew logo in the front and two little warnings in the back. ” Do not exceed one dose every 24 hours” and “Do not take with nitrates”.
Once you open the main pouch, you’ll be met with individually wrapped pills, which is awesome in my opinion. Thanks to this, it’s quite easy to just throw a pill or two in your pocket or in your wallet’s condom compartment and just hit the town.
No loose pills in a Ziploc or pill bag, no sketchiness!
The individual wrappers do mention the Sildenafil & the dosage in the back, but there’s still no mention of erectile dysfunction or anything like that. So unless you exclusively date doctors, no one should notice a thing.
Ingestion & Taste
First of all, I was a little surprised when I first saw the pill itself. Because of the name, I was sort of expecting some kind of gum or jelly that I would have to chew on for a while as it takes effect. But nope, It’s actually a standard chewable hard pill.
While it was a bit let down at first, I did end up preferring this method of administration. 2 – 3 chomps are more than enough to fully obliterate and dissolve the pill in your mouth, so it’s super quick to ingest on the go. Plus, how awkward would it be if your potential partner for the night wanted a “gum/mint” as well?
With that out of the way, let’s get back to the taste.
First off, let’s just say that chewable pills aren’t always … fun to eat. Medicine just isn’t tasty. But here it’s really not all that bad! There’s a certain fruitiness and sweetness that camouflages the bitter medicine quite well.
Taste is really no big deal here and next time I give it a shot I definitely won’t brace for impact. On the grimace meter, I’d give it a solid 2 grimace out of 10!
This was the part I was most afraid about. As mentioned above, OTC ED pills gave me a host of nasty side effects.
What I was most worried about was the headaches as they are pretty common even with straight Sildenafil …and I was already known to be prone to some particularly mean headaches.
Well, I’m glad to say that I didn’t get a headache at all! I don’t know if it’s because herbal ED pills tend to mix natural ingredients that don’t agree with the unmarked Sildenafil, but with Bluechew, I didn’t feel a thing!
Now it’s important to mention that I only took 1 pill ( you can take up to 2 ) so there’s no telling how I’d react to that. But if you end up being prone to headaches as well, taking your Bluechew in tandem with ibuprofen or aspirin should considerably reduce those negative effects. Alternatively, Tadalafil has less of a chance of inducing headaches as well.
Otherwise, there’s really nothing huge to report.
At the peak, I did notice a bit of warmth in my arms and feet. A kind of sensation that is very similar to the feeling you get after drinking a shot of booze. It was actually quite pleasant and nothing like the profuse blushing and sweating I would experience on over-the-counter erection pills.
My girlfriend also confirmed that it didn’t change my body odor at all! And anything that won’t make her feel like she’s screwing a smelly stranger is a big plus in her book.
This is what you came all here for and I’m sorry I kept you all waiting.
I gotta admit something… the first time I tried, nothing really happened. But then, after a quick google search, I realized that it was entirely my fault as I took the pill with the biggest meal you’ve probably ever seen.
Turns out, Sildenafil is supposed to be taken on an empty stomach. Taking the pill 2-3 hours after a meal is usually the best way to go as a full stomach will essentially cut the dosage in half.
But once I did it right, boy did it work!
The smallest things would get me going. My junk would wake right up just from sitting a little funny. I felt like a teenager again and my fear of bus ride vibrations came back to me like a bad dream.
Plus, once it was on, it was on. My eager little pants dweller didn’t want to go back to its old laid back self and if he did, it didn’t take much to get him going again. And that was just 1 pill ( Again, you can take up to 2 )!
Just don’t be a dummy like me and remember to take it on an empty stomach and to wait 30 to 60 minutes before getting it on!
How does it compare to alternatives like Hims
Right now, there are a few services offering Sildenafil & Tadalafil legally through the web. All of these sites kind of work in the same way. You answer a quick questionnaire that is reviewed by independent physicians and poof, you get your prescription ( if you’re eligible, of course ).
Hims work just as well since Sildenafil and Tadalafil functions the same way no matter which brand name you slap on it. I’m pretty confident you can’t go wrong with them either, especially if you prefer going with a more traditional pill.
But Bluechew is the only one offering pills in a chewable form, which was surprisingly convenient.
A big advantage of being chewable is that you don’t have to hunt for a glass of water whenever it’s time to spring into action. The chewable form also makes it much more inconspicuous on the go. Plus, folks who need pills to be crushed to be able to ingest them can now just leave their grinders at home. And if you’re anything like me, the less crap I have to carry, the better!
On the other hand, while Bluechew specializes in ED, Hims offers all sorts of medications for men unrelated to erectile dysfunction as well. So if you’re struggling with multiple male health issues, you might find it more convenient to buy everything in one place with one of these alternatives.
Still, while all of these services are great, if I personally had to choose, I’d probably still go with Bluechew just for the convenience of the chewable pill.
As a guy who’s had countless clients looking for ED solutions that would bypass having to go through awkward doctor visits, I’m ecstatic that services like Bluechew now exists.
Over-the-counter ED pills are just not worth the risks and side-effects anymore. Plus, Bluechew is more effective and cheaper than most of these alternatives anyway. Heck, you don’t even have to go through embarrassing encounters with sex shop and/or gas station clerks… or get scammed over some counterfeit Viagra!
All in all, Bluechew offers straight medicine in a convenient & inconspicuous form factor, no secret recipe, and no weirdness with your family doctor!
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