Don’t you love the feeling of oral sex? Well, it’s time to simulate some tongue sex!
Wouldn’t you want to mimic that feeling on your own? Or maybe you just can’t get past the idea of having someone else’s mouth on your dirty bits but want to explore that experience with a toy? Whatever your reasoning, I tested a range of the flutter tongues on the market and can now present to you my findings.
Are these all of the flutter tongue toys available? Definitely not. There are plenty of terrible tongue simulators that aren’t worthy of your time and money. But these toys are different!
I can tell you it was a wild experience to go from having never tried out a tongue vibrator (apart from that one time I saw a vibrator that was made to be worn on your tongue in a sex shop, but that’s different) to gain an understanding of the range of experiences one can have with each of these different toys.
I squealed, I moaned, I feared for the safety of my clit and after much confusion, I’ve resurfaced to tell you what happened.
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Best budget & portable vibrating tongue sex toy |
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Cheap & ergonomic vibrating tongue sex toy for teasing |
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Amazingly powerful 2-in-1 vibrating dildo and oral simulator |
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Good Hyphy alternative for sensitive bits |
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Great realistic oral toy that sucks, licks, & has a vibrator for a handle! |
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Great 3-in-1 that’s like if a Womanizer & a Inya Triple Delight had a baby |
Pillow Talk Lusty
Gather round, glamour queens: this toy is for YOU!
The Lusty is a gorgeous, discreet tongue vibrator disguised as a girly lipstick with an amazingly satisfying fluttering tip.
The single button on the base is a Swarovski crystal of all things that lights up when you turn it on and flashes at increasingly higher frequency as you press it to gradually increase the intensity to exactly the speed you want rather than having to suddenly jump to the right intensity level. A quick press shuts it off.
I can’t wait for this style of control to become the norm! I find that gradual increases (and maybe someday, gradual decreases) to be so much more intuitive and when I tried it for the first time, my mind was completely blown by how amazing that gradual increase felt! It was an eye-rolling good time.
The flutter tip and shaft around it are made of a silky soft silicone that bends and stretches as you swirl it around your clit, or any other body part.
It even has some textured ridges at the base of the tip for extra grinding fun.
The tongue-shaped stimulator feels great with a light touch that enhances the fluttery feels, and the long strokes feel like playful licks. And if at any point you’d rather use a typical bullet-style vibrator, just pop on that lid and keep playing!
Powered by PowerBullet vibrations, this toy has luxuriously deep and rumbly vibrations.
It’s rechargeable and has a travel lock feature for when you’re on the go. Its small size fits into the smallest of purses and its disguise ensures that no one will be the wiser.
The one downside is that it takes 2 hours to charge and only has about an hour of playtime.
Fortunately, it’s so powerful and enjoyable that I doubt you’ll need a whole hour.
CONCLUSION
If you’re looking for glamorous, yet affordable, discreet fun for quick pleasure anywhere, this tongue sex toy will be your favorite addition to your purse or backpack!
WHERE TO BUY
Inya The Kiss
The rose-shaped toys have made quite a splash in recent years and I do love how well they fit in the palm of your hand. They’re gorgeous and depending on the model, super fun!
This cute teaser feels feminine and sexy but might be best used as a part of your experience rather than leading the whole thing ( unless you’re pretty sensitive ).
There are 3 intensities and 7 patterns. I actually really like some of the patterns, but with only one button and 7 patterns, it does get a bit tedious switching between the settings.
The Kiss is splashproof, but not waterproof, so it’s not the greatest option for bath time, but it is still OK to use in the shower.
This vibrating tongue is really fun but only really works when you barely touch the skin.
So, if you like to mash your toys into your body, you might get frustrated with The Kiss. You can still press the tongue tip on your body to get a licking sensation, but the vibrations will totally stop.
The upside is that when you get the pressure just right, the fluttering is really satisfying and you can use the pressure to change the frequency of the tapping.
CONCLUSION
Despite its limitations, The Kiss is cute, fun, and very affordable.
If you don’t want to spend too much but just want a fluttery kiss toy with a decently sized tip to add to the mix, The Kiss is a great addition to your collection.
WHERE TO BUY
Lovense Hyphy
This was one of the first toys of the bunch I tried out, and it frightened me when I first got it. The tip is SO PRECISE!
If you want INTENSE stimulation on a VERY specific spot, this toy is the best I’ve seen.
Fortunately for me, it also comes with 3 different silicone heads to attach to the precise tip that helps to direct that concentrated energy in different ways.
My favorite is the long, tongue-like tip that flutters beautifully with a light touch and buzzes magically while pressing harder for more electric licks. There’s also a C-shaped head that snuggly holds small bits like nipples and clits to envelop them in intense vibrations. The round head is also divine for spreading out the vibes to a slightly larger, but still precise, area.
This is not a toy for the ultra-sensitive folks out there!
Hyphy is actually a slang word from California that honestly is really fitting for this toy. According to Wikipedia, an individual is said to “get hyphy” when they dance in an overstated, fast-paced, and in ridiculous manner, or if they get overloud with other people.
The Hyphy is a bit ridiculously fast-paced and does get a little overly loud on the high settings, but nothing a little music can’t overcome!
The lowest vibration settings are still quite intense, so be careful!
If you need to lead up to the tip a bit more gently, the lower motor in the handle has 3 speeds and 4 patterns that can be used both externally and internally (though not for the inside of butts) and covers a wider area so it diffuses the intensity nicely.
It only takes 75 minutes to charge and can be used for over 5 hours! The two motors offer a range from low to high frequency, though more on the buzzy end of the spectrum.
The buttons are designed in such a way that you can switch between the two motors and go forwards and backward through the speeds and patterns easily and with only two buttons! A red light flashes just above them both when the toy is in use, which I didn’t really find that useful or annoying, just like ‘huh, it’s flashing now. Cool?’.
This toy is waterproof, body safe, and can hook up to the Lovense app for remote-controlled pleasure from anywhere in the world.
So needless to say that it’s a perfect toy for long-distance partner play.
Honestly, I just love this toy.
CONCLUSION
This mid-range affordable & versatile flappy tongue toy absolutely DELIVERS on intense and precise stimulation, with a bonus grinder/dildo vibrator AND long-distance features to add to the mix!
Do you want versatility? You got it!
WHERE TO BUY
Zumio I
There it is, the brand new updated Zumio, and…
This is not my toy. I don’t like how it feels, I don’t like how it’s designed and it doesn’t feel good to me. The buttons are tricky to find and when I press too hard, it shuts off.
However, I can see it being a fun time for a very different type of person.
The Zumio is made for pinpoint precision.
Zumio is designed to be held like a pen, so it’s great for the studious and precise personalities among us. Like the Hyphy, it kind of looks like a dental tool, which may or may not play into your bedroom scenes.
While the vibrations are intense and somewhat rumbly, this toy manages to be very efficient with its use of power.
It also has a protective sheath for the top and a charging dock for the bottom.
Zumio boasts its SpiroTIP technology with its whirling motion rather than basic vibrations.
I can’t say I noticed much of a difference myself, but perhaps others might! Swirling motions do tend to be more enjoyable than straight back and forth or up and down motions.
Once sheathed, one could use the Zumio for vaginal penetration maybe a bit, though I’m not sure it’s what it was intended for, unlike the hyphy. I did try to turn the vibrator on with the cap over top and that was NOT a good idea — most definitely not whisper quiet with the cap on. To be honest, it wasn’t all that quiet compared to other toys without the cap on either.
CONCLUSION
If you like the idea of the Hyphy but want to take a step down in intensity, with design elements that prevent overstimulation, this toy might be perfect for you!
So if you want something softer than the Hyphy and like the pen-like build perfect for all those teachers eager to grade their partner’s body, this might be the toy for you!
WHERE TO BUY
Inya Triple Delight
This toy is WILD!
It has a flutter-tip tongue stimulator, an insertable vibrating handle, AND suction cups!
There’s a power button and one button for each of the triple features (and yes you can have all three going at once if you want).
The lower motor has 3 speeds and 5 patterns, while the upper motor has one constant flutter option and 7 patterns. There are a few suction settings and playing with the combinations of flutters and suctions can be A LOT of fun.
It’s totally waterproof, too, so it’s great for bath time. It’s rechargeable and takes 2 hours to charge for 90 minutes of play time.
I have wanted a toy that uses suction around my whole vulva for so long and this Triple Delight toy certainly delivers suction!
The suction was so intense that I actually got a little scared for a minute when I first tried it out.
The suction is powerful and the clear cup allows you to see your bits being pulled up and released, which is a bit weird but might be hot in a strange way. It’s very alien-examination-y.
The handle end is a great option if you’re into penetration and has some fun ridges on there with a pretty firm feel.
I was more into the licking and sucking and I found that I could get a good groove of movement that actually mimicked oral sex pretty decently. You can even get a satisfying sound by breaking the seal every now and again for extra sloppy fun.
Overall, this was fantastic, though the tongue size was a bit out of reach with some suction cup angles. It’s been praised for its ample tongue size for less protruding genitals, but I guess it can still be a bit far depending on the angle you’re using and which cup shape works best for your body.
CONCLUSION
This is a bizarre yet incredibly realistic oral simulator that sucks, licks, AND has an insertable vibrating handle!
WHERE TO BUY
Nu Sensuelle Trinitii
If you want a triple action toy, but the INYA Triple Delight looks a bit daunting to you, the TRINITII is your best option.
It has suction, a flutter tongue, and powerful vibrations in the handle.
The area under suction is much more localized than the Triple Delight (you can get your whole vulva in that one!), so if you know you only want your clit sucked, and not everything else, this one’s for you.
The licking motion is also a lot more lifelike in that the tongue visibly moves up and down at a somewhat human-like pace.
At the fastest of the four speeds, it licks back and forth at about 2 cycles per second – less than half the rate of the top speed of The Kiss. A lot of the other flutter tongues move rapidly with vibrations, so the TRINITII has a noticeably different range of sensations.
The tongue is also pretty stiff, for a more powerful lick.
The TRINITII is all about technique.
I (and the manufacturers) suggest testing out each function on its own, at the lowest setting before trying to mix and match. Even at the lowest setting, I found the suction was too powerful for me. But, if I moved it around with just the right timing, I’d break the seal in a very pleasing way, before it got too intense.
Same thing with the tongue. It was a bit too intense until I learned how to move it just so. With a design like this, it’s really tempting to just place it and let it do the rest itself. I don’t think that is the best approach for most. Move it around; play with it. Before you know it, you’ll find those magic moves.
Don’t forget the lube! While you might be able to get away with enjoying vibrators and maybe even suction toys without lube, it really is a necessity with toys like this. It’s got to be slick. Otherwise, you risk getting pinched in a very sensitive spot.
But what about the vibrating handle?
It was a pleasant surprise! With a multi-functional toy like this, I could see the vibrator becoming a bit of an afterthought, but that’s not the case. With 7 speeds and 8 rhythms, this vibrator has POWER. The wide shape of the handle allows for more widespread sensations, touching every sensitive inch of your vulva.
The vibrations are significantly more concentrated on the opposite end of the toy from the mouth, so you end up switching between the two sensations. But that doesn’t mean the vibrator is useless while you’re using the mouth end. It’s just gentler.
The controls are just 3 buttons, so there’s no gradual scaling back if you click too far. But you can always long-press to reset. Just be careful while you’re playing – it’s quite easy to accidentally click something you didn’t intend to (built-in teasing?).
CONCLUSION
If you want a solid 3-in-1 toy with intensity and a stiff more life-like tongue, the TRINITII is the one for you.
WHERE TO BUY
Lick Me With Your Robot Tongue
This group was a lot of fun to explore and I’m loving how unique each toy really was.
I can see these all having their place in your pleasure chest (except for maybe one or two). Some felt realistic and most felt robotically super-charged!
Hopefully, this gave you a good idea of what to expect from these toys to help guide you to the right toy for yourself.
It really is a wonder how far we’ve come in the industry. Every year, we get better and more diverse toys to extend our range of sensations.
Whatever feeling you’re after, chances are you can find it.
We would like to thank Lovense, Fun Factory, Peepshow Toys, & Shevibe for sending us some of the tongue vibrator models included in this review. This roundup wouldn’t’ve been possible without their help!
