Since the advent of the rubber ducky, it’s fair to say that we’ve been conditioned to play in the tub. But what about bathtub toys for adults?
Does the fun really have to stop the second we turn into sexual creatures? I say NAY!
For the sake of unrestricted wet fun, in this article, we’ll forgo splashproof toys and go straight to the submersible, IPX7, 100% waterproof stuff!
While there are many more toys that’ll survive a shower or a respectable squirtin’, we’re focusing on the rarer “submarines of fucking”. This way you’ll be able to enjoy these toys from the shower to the jacuzzi! Because I know you’re fancy like that.
So whether you’re the glass of wine and candles type of self-lover or you just enjoy washing off as you get dirty in the shower, these waterproof vibrators, shower masturbators, and massagers will definitely do the trick!
If you need more power and rumbles and aren’t a fan of hard plastic on your bits, these flexible bullet waterproof vibrators are for you!
It also helps that they’re pretty darn affordable still for the power they generate!
The only issue I have with these bad boys is that there are TOO many modes ( 20 to be exact ) and only one button to cycle through all of them. So if you skip your favorite function you’ll have to cycle all the way back to get back to it.
Now if you want the best waterproof vibrator you can get your hands on in a compact bullet format, We-Vibe has your back!
These are super rumbly and offer 8 speeds + 6 patterns that can benefit from said speeds as well. There are also plenty of buttons to help you get exactly what you need when you need it. No endless cycling required
Here you can get the more traditional Tango X bullet shape or the Touch X which is larger surfaced and fully covered in silicone for those who prefer to rub on their toys vs the pinpoint stimulation traditional bullets offer!
If you don’t have much money to spend but still want that underwater-friendly clit suction/air-pulsing, the Starlet might be for you.
It’s worth noting it’s the weakest of the bunch, but if you’ve got sensitive bits, you might not need anything else! Plus, it’s also small enough to include during sex with a partner!
For just a few bucks more you can get more power and a more compact build!
This little guy is still a bargain compared to the other models. So if you’re broke but like a little more intensity to your play, I’d skip the Starlet 3 and go straight to the Liberty!
Being the smallest Womanizer makes it the best one to use during partnered play!
Womanizer Classic 2
Now if you want a much longer charge, way more gradual increments between power settings, and more power without going fully broke, the classic is definitely the best middle ground!
The extra “Afterglow” function is also a nice touch as it can help bring down the intensity when needed with just the press of a button. Pretty useful post-orgasm when everything is sensitive but still want to keep going and reset for the next big O!
Womanizer Premium 2
If you’re Fancy, the Premium starts lower and ends higher than the classic so you can really build up slowly to a really powerful orgasm with this one.
It also holds a 4-hour charge, so it’s awesome to bring on the road without bringing a charger along. It’s also fully covered in super soft silicone, compared to the plastic bodies of the previous models.
This model also comes with “Autopilot” (basically an automatic mode that surprises you with the mode switches ) and “Smart Silence” which turns off the toy when it’s not in contact with your body ( awesome if people tend to barge in uninvited! ).
The Premium is also the largest one of the bunch, so it’s definitely better suited for solo play.
If you don’t know which womanizer to pick, the Melt might be for you. It’s just a smidge weaker than the Womanizer Classic 2, but suctions a little harder in return.
Though it has similar power to one of the largest Womanizers, it’s still super compact to allow for easy partnered play. Plus, being fully covered in silicone, it’ll feel real nice and soft between your bodies!
What’s more, it can be fully app controlled, allowing you to customize your settings to your exact liking or to let a partner control the toy over any distance!
The only real downside here is that if you have a larger clitoris, there are no interchangeable heads on the Melt.
Kurve offers some of the rumbliest, full-bodied vibrations in the business, all thanks to their Treble & Bass tech.
That tech refers to their two different motors. One offers high-frequency vibrations at the tip and the other offers deep rumbles at the shaft, making the vibrations feel fuller & richer than a lot of traditional rumbly vibes.
The Kurve also has a great soft gel tip, so you can go super rough on your g-spot if you have to without bruising the poor thing!
Suction cup dildos have always been mainstays when it comes to toys for the shower. This is all thanks to the suction cup-friendly surfaces found in most showers.
BUT do you know what’s super rare? A good body-safe silicone suction cup dildo! Do you know what’s even rarer? One that vibrates powerfully!! Now how about 5 options to pick from that are also super affordable? You can thank me once you’ve collected yourself.
As if that wasn’t enough, these badass suction cup waterproof vibrators also come with 10 different vibration strengths and patterns!
Remember how I mentioned how rare body-safe suction cup dildos that vibrate well are?
Well, let’s up the rarity, because this one is thick ( 1.8 inches in diameter ) super squishy, with a gorgeous silicone blend, and with plenty of power on offer!
Now even if it is about as thick as the next dildo on this list, since it’s so squishy, it is also much more manageable during play. So this one should work beautifully for the size queens/kings or for the slightly courageous!
Saying that these are waterproof vibrators would be a bit of a grey lie.
You see, instead of vibrating, the Stronics have shifting weights inside of them essentially making these toys thrust on their own!
On the highest speeds, they do kind of feel like organic vibrations and on the lower ones, it almost feels like they’re really trying to fuck you!
Now the thrusts here aren’t as blatant as what normal sex machines/dildo machines can dish out. It’s a bit more of a rocking sensation than full-on in-and-out motions, but they’re definitely interesting and pleasurable nonetheless! Plus thrusting dildos are never waterproof like this!
Now, what happens when you combine a rabbit vibrator that doesn’t suck with a clitoral end that actually sucks in a good way? Well, you get the Womanizer Duo, of course!
So if you ever thought that clitoral suction/air-pulsions were missing some internal vibrating fun to go along with it and you didn’t feel like holding two toys to do it all, it doesn’t get much better than this!
Remember when I was talking about my Rabbit vibrator gripes?
Well, one of the major ones is that when you thrust with most rabbits, the clitoral ends always end up periodically leaving your body. Which isn’t super conducive to building an orgasm if you ask me or anyone else really.
Well, Lovehoney’s answer is pretty simple: Self-thrusting shafts.
Now the Dame Com is not as powerful as the Magic Wands, but it’s much rumblier, giving you deeper and more high-quality vibrations in the process. It’s also much more compact and has an easier-to-clean, seamless & soft as hell silicone body.
What’s more, the compact size also makes it super easy to integrate during sex with a partner!
The Lovense Hush 2 are probably the most powerful and feature-packed butt plugs in the business.
These butt plugs come in multiple sizes, rumble like there’s no tomorrow, feature a comfortable T-Bar base for comfortable all-day wear, and can be controlled via an App for endless customization options or allowing a partner to control the plug from any distance.
So if you ever wondered what cramming a bunch of advanced technology in your butt would feel like, this is it folks!
The Plex with Flex is a remote-controlled butt plug/dildo hybrid with a slight curve.
The “Flex part” of the Plex means that it’ll bend with you instead of awkwardly poking you on your insides, so it’s super comfortable as well!
Most importantly, this waterproof vibrator for your butt also features Hot Octopuss’ “Treble & Bass” vibrations. “Treble” refers to high-frequency vibrations at the tip of the toy and “Bass” refers to low-frequency rumbly vibrations along the shaft! This essentially offers richer sensations than a toy that would be strictly rumbly or just disappointingly buzzy.
This is the toy for lazy hands-free prostate & perineum stimulation! You can simply pop that bad boy in and let its come hither motions do their magic, no hands required!
This is especially useful if you enjoy motions more than just vibrations and/or if you like to masturbate while you stimulate your prostate.
The Loki Wave also works pretty well for women as well. Just make sure to sanitize it properly with a 10% bleach water solution followed by a good rinse before switching between users as butts and vaginas don’t really agree well with each other!
The Pulse Solo is not only one of the best shower masturbators but also one of the best dick vibrators in the business, period!
All this power comes from their groundbreaking PulsePlate tech which was first introduced in the medical field to allow men with spinal cord injuries to actually reach orgasm. It turns out that a specific frequency and amplitude can actually make ANY dick sing! This can even allow you to start from fully flaccid to orgasm in record time!
The Pulse Solo Lux also comes with a wireless remote for all your solo and couple-play needs. The optional wrist strap is also a nice touch though it’ll only be usable with a partner as it obviously requires 2 hands to operate!
Now I know this Fleshlight attachment is a bit of a cheat as it isn’t exactly a waterproof vibrator. But this shower masturbator mount will probably still come in handy to a lot of readers, so there it is!
To use it, all you have to do is to unscrew the bottom part of your favorite hardshell Fleshlight and replace it with this suction cup adapter instead.
The angle of your masturbator can also be adjusted and locked into place and the suction cup is pretty stable on smooth surfaces such as tiles and glass!