Silicone comes in a variety of shades: from natural skin tones like beige or brown to neon green and everything in between. If you have a shade in mind, there’s a silicone toy in that shade already!
But what if you want nothing? Without sounding like a dildo Polyphemus yelling about “nothing colored dildos”, some people just want a crystal clear dildo!
Whether you’re a content creator, cam model, or just someone into sex toy minimalism… transparent toys are popular for many reasons!
Why not just buy a classic “Jelly Dildo” then?
Unfortunately, body-safe silicone is nearly impossible to make crystal clear. But don’t go running towards your obvious jelly dildo options, though!
They’re clear for all the wrong reasons. Jelly and rubber toys contain harmful chemicals like phthalates, which have been linked to health risks, hormone disruptions, and even cancers.
Another nail in the jelly toy coffin? A jelly dildo is pretty much impossible to keep free from bacteria.
These are notoriously porous, so any gunk or germs that get trapped in the material can’t get properly cleaned. Do you have issues with UTIs? Do you have issues with recurring yeast infections? Do you enjoy sharing toys with partners? The material found in a jelly dildo is not for you, no matter how nice and clear the toy is.
So what alternatives do you have? Well, two options for you: silicone and glass dildos.
- If you want a squishy toy and don’t need your dildo to be crystal clear, go with silicone. You can get some beautiful translucent designs and colors that are nearly clear.
- If your heart is set on getting a crystal clear dildo, a glass toy is your go-to! It is famously firm, but if you’re looking for a deliciously weighted and impossibly hard toy to fuck you or your partner(s), you’ve got the perfect material here.
Let’s check out our eligible singles!
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
Contents
- 1 Why not just buy a classic “Jelly Dildo” then?
- 2 TL;DR
- 3 Pipedream Icicles
- 4 Addiction Party Marty & Cocktails
- 5 Glas’ Glass dildos
- 6 Neo Elite’s Clear Dildo Models
- 7 Glow Stick Heart, Mushroom, & Leaf
- 8 Evolved Luminous Dildo
- 9 Firefly Glass G-Spot Glow Wand
- 10 Playboy Pleasure Jewels
- 11 Uberrime No Color Dildos
- 12 Crystal Delights’ Glass Dildos
- 13 Fantasy Grove Near Clear Dildos
- 14 Honorable Mentions
TL;DR
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Super affordable glass dildos |
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Affordable silicone jelly dildo alternative |
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Gorgeous yet cheap glass dildos |
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The clearest affordable silicone dildos ever made |
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Adorable silicone clear dildos for lovers and stoners alike |
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A Neo Elite Glow in the dark alternative for size queens/kings |
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Beautiful glow-in-the-dark glass g-spot wand |
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Gorgeous glass clear dildos |
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Super high-quality cloudy unpigmented silicone dildos |
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Absolutely gorgeous Swarovski crystal-adorned glass dildos |
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The most beautiful & high-quality near-clear and confetti dildo models |
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More than honorable mentions |
Pipedream Icicles
The Icicles line offers tons of affordable glass dildo options. No matter what you’re into, you’re bound to find something you’ll like.
For me it was the No.8! But for you, it might be any non-descriptive model number!
The Icicles No. 8 Sapphire Spiral Glass Dildo is a gorgeous piece of art that you’ll want to keep visibly on your nightstand, hoping someone comments on it. It might be the shade of blue, but I find myself reaching for this glass wand with partners, especially with folks who don’t seem to enjoy softer silicone toys.
I wish it had a flared base in order to make it anal safe! Glass is one of the safest and non-porous materials offered, and being able to use this beautiful wand in various orifices would have been the cherry on this beautiful cake.
Thankfully, they have other options for that, but none just as gorgeous…
WHERE TO BUY
Addiction Party Marty & Cocktails
True to its name, the Party Marty confetti dildo sure looks ready to party!
The main selling point of this is that it’s clear with adorable confetti inside it, but aside from that, I don’t find it to be extremely memorable. It does what it says on the box: it’s a firm dick with a little squish, and a suction cup.
For the price? It’s very cute, but it doesn’t feel much different than other similar styles offered for almost the same price. The sculpt and shape is pretty typical and maybe lean towards a bit generic.
If someone forced me to pick between the Hanky Panky and the Party Marty… I’d have to go with the Hanky Panky. The silicone is clearer (almost like glass), the shape of the dildo is more interesting for roughly the same price, and the distribution of the confetti is better. The Party Marty I received had a lot more pink confetti than any other colour, so it doesn’t really scream “multicolor” as I would have liked.
BUT, if clearness isn’t a priority and you prefer a realistic dildo, this might be a better choice for you.
On the other hand, I felt a bit duped by the Cocktails dildo.
The images online seem to make it look like it’s so transparent it’s practically invisible. I received it in the colour “mint mojito”, but it’s more of a bright and saturated aqua blue. If you’re specifically looking for a silicone dildo that’s clear, I’d be aware that these are much more saturated in person.
Having said that, the Cocktails line would be a great, affordable toy for someone who needs a smaller and slimmer dick. I could see this being a fantastic toy for someone who is only just getting into toys, and is not sure they want to spend tons of money on dual-density toys or something bigger (yet).
This would be a great toy to start with for anal and/or pegging!
If you’re a fan of huge toys or already have something similar in your collection, it’s totally fine to skip this one.
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Glas’ Glass dildos
I’ve been wanting to try Glas’s products since I started my sex toy journey.
They produce some of the most beautiful yet affordable glass toys.
I especially love the designs inside their glass butt plugs. Some of them look like they have a miniature galaxy inside!
There was a clear yay and a nay for me. For example, I adored the double-ended beaded dildo; it was smooth and the perfect toy for a sensual, slow evening in a bubble bath with the sultry music of Sade. Double-ended beaded dildo: really liked that!
The Lick-it, their translucent tentacle crystal glass dildo? Big nope! I thought I would adore it, but the texture feels too intense for me. I think you have to use this with a ton of lube, or be someone who really likes intense textures internally.
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Neo Elite’s Clear Dildo Models
Blush’s “Neo Elite” line of dildos offers a lot in an affordable toy that can be easily found at sex shops around the world.
If you’re looking for a frosty toy with translucency that’s a bit more exciting, check out the Neo Elite Glow in the Dark dildo.
It’s a reasonable size, translucent but has a firmer core that glows in the dark! The core is the color of your choosing, but super cute.
The toy I really found interesting from Neo Elite is their Hanky Panky confetti dildo.
Not only is the toy unbelievably clear for a silicone toy, but the actual shaft has a nice curve in the middle with a firm with a bouncy head. I usually prefer a softer silicone, but the Hanky Panky is firm in the right ways.
The head of the Neo Elite Hanky Panky is definitely a standout! It’s longer than what we see with many other silicone dildos that are designed to look somewhat realistic, and allows for a nice gradual insertion.
It’s also a great alternative to the now-discontinued and beloved Luzarte Jollets!
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Glow Stick Heart, Mushroom, & Leaf
Gosh darn, purely aesthetically, this is one of my favorite toys!
These aren’t the clearest dildos on this list but damnit, are they charming.
The Heart pattern one is like if a love itself became a sex toy, it’s so very cute! Of course, for the stoners & trippers out there, there are the equally adorable mushroom and pot leaf designs.
The Glow Stick Hearts, Mushrooms, & Leaf are so smooth and gentle, they would be great toys for anyone who prefers harder materials. Plus, they glow in the dark! Which is always a plus in my book.
I can see this being a great gift for a friend’s birthday, especially if they’re a fan of anything Kawaii or your favorite stoner.
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Evolved Luminous Dildo
Are you a size seeker? Do you need something significant in order to feel satisfied?
Check out the Evolved Luminous Dildo, a firm silicone dildo that shows off a length of 8 inches and a width of 1.5 inches. Pretty nice! If you like the style, go for it.
The Evolved Luminous Dildo is supposedly “dual-layered”, but it doesn’t feel as soft as some I own already.
The Luminous reminds me a lot of the Neo Elite Glow dildos: both are very similar in looks, except for the milkier clear look and much larger size. So if you already like that style of toy but wanted something bigger, this would be a perfect match!
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Firefly Glass G-Spot Glow Wand
This was fantastic, especially if you’re looking for a firm tool for G-spot stimulation!
If you’re someone who usually uses silicone toys, this G-spot glass dildo is a good one to buy in order to try out more firm sensations.
This feels similar in practice to the Njoy Pure wand, but smaller and more portable.
And if you know the Njoy, you probably know how great but how big and heavy it can get.
The glow-in-the-dark element is very charming too; it was fun to turn off the lights with the handsome person I was playing with!
Only now I’ve Pavlov’ed myself into finding glow in the dark sexually stimulating, go figure.
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Playboy Pleasure Jewels
Okay, I want to admit a bias I had: I wasn’t totally expecting these to be standout toys, until I actually took them for a spin.
After thoroughly testing them out, I can see how wrong I was. These are beautiful, iridescent jewels of my collection.
I’d like to focus on the favorite of the bunch for me: The Jewels Wand. This glass wand looks like an artisanal paperweight you’d get on a trip to Italy, but don’t be fooled!
It isn’t a delicate tool, but rather one that packs a serious punch to the g or p-spot. There’s a beautiful wave pattern that turns more into almost a knot-like end before a flared base.
As someone who prefers anal penetration over vaginal, I adore that the Jewels Wand actually had a flared base. For something as slippery as glass, you don’t want to have to go spelunking in your ass to try and retrieve any toys!
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Uberrime No Color Dildos
You know a list of fantastic transparent silicone dildos had to include Uberrime.
They’ve quickly climbed to the top of my go-to recommended toys!
From the toys I was able to try in their “no color/translucent” color, they definitely appeared more like a milky/pearly white instead of something crystal clear.
If you’re looking for something as clear as the Hanky Panky, or any of the glass toys offered, this might not be see-through enough for you. If that doesn’t matter as much, I implore you: try out Uberrime’s dildos.
I adored the Divo Realistic Dildo I received from them in a beautiful frosty mix of turquoise and near-clear, and what a gorgeous blend it is.
You can choose the no-pigment option on any of their amazing toys while customizing them.
And of course, choose a blend of no color & and colored pigments for a gorgeous milky blend!
It would be perfect for someone who has tried the Cocktails above, and wants something way more premium and softer.
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Crystal Delights’ Glass Dildos
If you’re a fan of glass toys, you’re already familiar with Crystal Delights.
They make some of the most stunning pieces on the market, and are easily available at many retailers both online and off!
All of their toys are absolutely gorgeous and most of them come adorned with Swarovski crystals.
Their classic dildos are beloved by almost everyone ( as long as you can handle hard toys ) and they also offer some of the most gorgeous butt plugs I’ve ever seen.
On the more experimental side of things I was able to try their beautiful Twist glass dildo, and wow. This is such a stunning piece of glass (terrible pun intended). I love it in theory, but in practice, even though I’ve heard a lot of praise from other users, this was hard to make work for me. The twist design ends up allowing a lot of air into whatever hole was being used, and I found the full feeling it brought uncomfortable.
If you’re familiar with that style of twist toy, you’ll absolutely go ga-ga for it. Otherwise, try one of their less spiraled designs!
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Fantasy Grove Near Clear Dildos
Out of everything I tested for this review roundup, Fantasy Grove’s work stood out the most to me.
I wasn’t completely familiar with the company beforehand, but after getting my hands (and other parts) on their toys, they’ve become an instant favorite.
I received the Daybreak model in the Strawberry Milk color, and the Eventide tentacle in a shimmering pastel shade. These are impressive toys!
At first, I was just tickled by how nice they looked, but in practice? They were unbelievable. Literally moved to the front of my go-to list for toys I use.
Checking out the thick Daybreak dildo might make you quake with excitement, but there’s something about the adorable strawberries floating in rose gold shimmer that just puts me at ease. This is a confetti dildo you’ll want to keep out on the nightstand to show off! It works really well in a strap-on harness too! The thickness of the shaft makes it easy to feel when it’s popped out of the person’s body, and a little goes a long way.
Now this was the surprise winner for me and the person I tested the toys with: the Eventide tentacle. This was unbelievable, and so much more versatile than you’d imagine.
Here’s my tip for the Eventide: if you like grinding toys AND want something that can penetrate, get this and go for the biggest size you could reasonably use. This toy is fantastic, it feels filling and soft and delicate. The suction cups on this are wider and softer than other tentacle toys, almost donut-like! You can lube it up, and use it to grind on as well.
Use one hand to press slightly down on the tentacle, and use the other hand to glide the toy against your body. It will provide a lot more pressure and you’ll be able to feel the texture much better!
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Honorable Mentions
So, you’ve hit the end of the article but are still craving more?
Maybe we didn’t scratch that itch, maybe you’ve got a specific fantasy dick in mind. You’ve been roleplaying as a ghostly lycanthrope who will dick down his omega, and you have yet to find the perfect clear toy for that fantasy?
We couldn’t review all the toys we wanted because some indie makers just can’t afford to send over review samples to whoever dares to ask. BUT that doesn’t mean they aren’t awesome and don’t deserve your attention!
Check out these other retailers and crafters we absolutely love:
- Funkit Toys makes surprisingly clear dildos ( if not the most clear indie dildos ) with gorgeous internal designs. I swear you’ve never seen anything like this! They are also surprisingly affordable for the gorgeous handcrafted quality they offer.
- Paladin Pleasure Sculptors ( Search for NC ) has AWESOME fantasy dildos with milky clear-ish finishes.
- Hodgepodge Entourage ( Search for Clear ) also has a great selection, featuring both fantasy, realistic and non-realistic clear dildo designs. So no matter what is your style of dil, they’ve got it.
- Strange Bedfellas ( Search for Near Clear ) is another badass option with a mix of realistic and fantasy dildos. If you ever wanted to a marbled transparent dildo, this is the place!
We would like to thank Peepshow Toys, Good Vibes, Naughty North, Uberrime, Fantasy Grove, and Betty’s Toy Box for sending us the clear dildo models included in this review. This roundup wouldn’t have been possible without their help!
