Warning: the toys listed in this round-up review will make you climax so hard that it’ll feel like your soul is being (lovingly) ripped from your body. It will feel so intense that you will pull away at the last moment just before climaxing, too afraid to have your genitals blast off and shoot themselves directly into the sun.
You have been warned.
For the last decade, air pulse toys have been the new darlings of the sex toy world. Despite being specifically air pulses (emphasis on pulses), they can give the user a kind of suction-like sensation, which is why so many people have called them “blowjob simulators”.
For a trans man, the prospect of a toy providing a “blowjob experience” was supremely enticing. I mean, this decade has already decided to suck out all the serotonin from my brain so why couldn’t I fight back with some happy chemicals of my own?
However, trying to find FTM sex toys that would fit meant running into the same problem over and over again: after being on testosterone for a few years, which toys would fit my bits?
I wasn’t the only one worried about this either. After mentioning my sizable issue to some trans friends, they lamented about the same concern regarding size. No one wanted to drop some serious cash on a promise of pleasure, and then find out they were too big to ride.
There was also the issue of dysphoria: which toys would be the most gender-neutral in design, so as not to make anyone feel dysphoric?
So, upon hearing of my plight, I was generously sent a few toys by Shevibe, Peepshow Toys, and Womanizer to test and compare.
Ratings will be on:
- Power + Function
- Sound
- Aesthetic
- Fit + Use
- Trans Specific Concerns
Looking for even more choices? Head over to our main Air Pulse/Suction toys list for extra options for smaller bits!
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TL;DR
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Cheapest suction toy for medium bottom growths |
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Cute air-pulse toy with extra tapping/tongue action! |
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Best Air-Pulse toy for smaller / pre-T bits |
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Most suction & power for smaller / pre-T dicks |
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Most high-end Air-Pulse toy for medium to large bits |
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Best Rose toy for trans men with small to large dicks |
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Best affordable air-pulse toy overall for larger bottom growths |
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Great upgrade to the Satisfyer Curvy 1+ for small to medium-large bits |
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Most feature-packed and powerful air-pulse for small to medium-large dicks |
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Best performing and feature-packed toy for small to medium bits |
Satysfyer Pro Penguin
Are you curious about air pulse FTM sex toys but aren’t willing to drop a hundred dollars on a new toy without testing the waters first? Enter: Satisfyer Pro Penguin.
It’s a bread-and-butter FTM suction toy, and while it lacks the bells and whistles of the other models mentioned above, it has more than enough power to get the job done. It really means business, check out its bowtie!
Power + Function: 3/5
I’ll be absolutely honest: this toy was fun, but isn’t the most memorable in terms of the power it provides. The Satisfyer Pro Penguin is very similar to the other Satisfyer toys, and leans more towards a “buzzy” sensation whereas I prefer harder deeper pressure.
It’s a fine experience. The toy isn’t unpleasant, and definitely gets me to a satisfying climax but it’s not memorable. The higher power settings don’t feel as impressive as I’d like for them to feel, and again, still feel buzzy.
Sound: 5/5
The Penguin barely makes a peep! Even on the highest setting, it never went over 75 decibels so it’s very discreet. (Perfect for people still living at home with parents…!)
Aesthetic: 2/5
Two? Out of five?
I know, I hear the boos already. Yes, it is an incredibly cute toy! It’s shaped like a penguin with a cute magenta bow tie, and definitely looks different than all the other generic toys.
It’s just that personally, I don’t like toys shaped like animals. There, I said it! I don’t like the rabbit toys with the little bunny clitoral vibrators, or those rubber duckies disguising vibrations. So this specific aesthetic is just not for me, despite my play partner finding it quite cute herself.
Fit + Use: 3.5/5
This one fits a AA battery with no room to spare.
I’ve mentioned before that I haven’t been abundantly blessed in terms of trans dick sizes.
(I wish it weren’t so, but alas.)
My modest size still can mean most clitoral toys are out of my reach, and while the Penguin isn’t too small for me… it’s like an uncomfortable Goldilocks experience.
It fits just right, which means that even with an abundance of lubricant I worry about getting road rash on my bits. The nozzle isn’t your typical circular or oval-shaped mouth either, but instead is a kind of square shape. This sadly does nothing for me (except make me think of that game where you match the shapes). It isn’t my favorite nozzle, despite being deep enough to fit most of my anatomy.
Trans Specific Concerns
Cute penguin design aside, my main concern is the nozzle size. If you’re a bit on the larger side, I’d seriously consider if you will fit this toy.
If you are looking for an affordable toy to test out air pulse devices but are #blessed, I’d suggest getting the Satisfyer Curvy 1+. For just a bit more, you’ll have a toy that will likely fit you a bit better and has all the perks of being able to be controlled virtually through the app!
CONCLUSION
- A very cute affordable toy
- Has a smaller square nozzle, it might fit tight if you’ve been on testosterone for a while
- Quiet!
- A bit more buzzy than rumbly
WHERE TO BUY
Unihorn
This is the vibrator toy for those who grew up with My Little Pony but wished the toys could adjust for their new interests as adults. The Unihorn is adorable, packs a nice punch, but is not like traditional “air pulse” toys on the list even if it offers a similar feel.
Let’s dive in!
Power + Function: 4/5
This toy slaps. Like, literally slaps. It’s a powerful vibrator that envelops your t-dick, and the little flicky tongue adds a level of stimulation that feels stingy and sharp but in a pleasant way. Don’t let the cute exterior fool you… this is a genuinely strong toy.
Sound: 2.5/5
The Unihorn has two main settings: the mouth and an overall vibrator. The mouth is the bit you want, it feels great, and is relatively quiet! The overall vibration function definitely is not… if you want both settings running at the same time, you’ll find yourself having a fun but loud time. (More on the general vibrations further down.)
Aesthetic: 5/5
How would I not pass this little creature with flying colors? It’s adorable, with matching high-quality packaging and multiple colors (mine is Butterbean, yellow). It even comes with a trading card with an upsettingly long tongue.
Fit + Use: 3.5/5
If most airpulse toys fit your dick comfortably, this one is a great option if you’re looking for a more physical sensation instead of just pure vibrations or airpulse sensations. However, if you’ve been on testosterone for a while or are just more gifted in the junk department… I’d suggest another toy on the list. Sometimes the tongue will get stuck if there’s not enough space for it to move around, and then it just kind of stops, which is a bummer in the middle of a session!
Unfortunately, the vibrator function also leaves a lot to be desired. In my experience, the entire body of the Unihorn vibrates except the part against your bits so your hand goes numb while your dick doesn’t get enough of what it wants. Bad Butterbean, bad!
Generally, though, this is a surprisingly good toy and I’d recommend it to whoever can fit the nozzle well while looking for spicy airpulse sensations.
Trans Specific Concerns
If you’re dysphoric about how cute this toy is, skip it. Otherwise, embrace that nearly everyone loves cute things and just use the damn toy!
CONCLUSION
- He’s a cutie pie! And a stealthy one at that
- Added tapping motions for extra stimulation
- Surprisingly powerful
- Not for “big boys”
WHERE TO BUY
Womanizer Classic 2
Okay, let’s just get this out of the way: I really dislike the name. I really really dislike it. I’m not the only one either! I know plenty of trans men who will not even consider touching this toy at all from the name alone, despite being oh-so-thirsty and under lockdown.
This isn’t the first time I’ve played with a Womanizer toy either. Back when I was still presenting as a woman, I got extremely curious by the extreme praise of the new air-pulse technology and bought the Pro 40 model.
It knocked my socks off, but how I winced when I had to share the company name. I hated it then and still dislike it now with the upgraded Womanizer Classic.
If you’re a trans person, and will not approach this toy for the name alone, I totally understand. It’s not a good name! I’m not a branding specialist. Heck, my name is Zack Zoetic, I have plenty of people tell me how ridiculous that sounds.
However, I feel like this name even limits the potential of this brand. What happens if they ever develop a toy marketed for penises? It could still be called a “Womanizer” but considering their vulva-specific toys are so cisnormative… I doubt they’d be so considerate with gender inclusivity. What a shame!
Moving on.
Power + Function: 4/5
This thing is powerful. It’s more of a thuddy kind of air pressure, but wonderful. It reminds me of a motorcycle or a tiny little sonic boom.
Unlike the Satisfyers which include both vibration and air-pulsation technology, the Classic only uses air-pulses to get you off. This isn’t terrible, I find them sufficient, but having the option to really take this solo love fest to another level would have been appreciated.
Sound: 5/5
It’s very quiet! If you have roommates, a quiet toy can make solo sex so much more enjoyable. I don’t want to have the entire household aware of how long I’m enjoying myself for. Also, anyone who’s brought sex toys into the shared bedroom can attest: there’s nothing quite like a sex toy screaming loudly to break up the sensual vibe. RRRRRRRGH! No thank you.
The Classic is quiet! At the lowest level, it’s only 50 decibels and at the highest level, it’s 75 decibels.
Aesthetic: 3/5
The Classic’s look doesn’t thrill me. There’s nothing wrong with it! It just doesn’t excite me. With its matte purple plastic body and matching silicone head, it leans a bit clinical or cosmetic. It reminds me of pore-sucking tools from the mid-2000s, and for some people, that’s exactly what they’re into. (I see you, you little pore-cleaning freaks, you!)
Having said that, if you had the Classic on your bedside table, very few people would immediately recognize it as a sex toy.
Fit + Use: 3/5
The nozzle opening fits between an AAA battery with a little room.
I’ve been on testosterone for almost three and a half years, and it’s changed my body. As I’ve previously mentioned, being on testosterone causes your clit to grow and become bigger so lots of clit-focused sex toys just simply don’t fit.
The Classic, sadly, doesn’t fit. Looking at the nozzle, I wasn’t totally surprised by this fact, especially since it’s not as deep as the others on the list. It comes with two nozzle sizes, but they’re not even the biggest-sized nozzles that Womanizer creates.
Having said all that, the Classic still works. I know, I was surprised too! It also packs a real punch, and somehow manages to actually be enjoyable even though I wasn’t able to actually fit my entire clit into the nozzle.
The shape of the toy will also allow for some comfortable use if you use it with a partner which was an unexpected bonus.
Trans Specific Concerns
Oof, where do I start?
The name is a problem. I mean, a capital P problem. It’s the reason why many people, cis women included, have told me they avoid trying one of these toys. The name just sounds like the fevered sex dreams of a sleazy club owner who decided to make a toy for vulvas and named it after his personal email address.
The aesthetics of the packaging are… well, they’re very feminine. It’s gorgeous, but it could definitely cause some dysphoria for people, as it’s very women-centric. There are photos of a woman’s face, and she’s wearing purple to match the toy’s packaging.
Honestly, it looks more like branding for women’s yoga clothes than toy packaging.
CONCLUSION
This toy is for you if:
- The company name or cis woman-focused packaging doesn’t bother you.
- Your clit or bottom growth is on the smaller side.
- You want a quiet toy.
Use code AFF-TABOO to take 14% off your order
WHERE TO BUY
We-Vibe’s Melt 2
The Melt 2 is a sequel to We-Vibe’s extremely popular Melt airpulse vibrator, but now with a larger nozzle, stronger vibrator, and a new “Smart Silence” feature. It has all the important bells and whistles to keep your whistle wet!
However, even though the hole has been made bigger, if you’re gifted in the t-dick department… This will still likely not work for you.
Let’s discuss it all!
Power + Function: 5/5
The Melt 2 comes out of the box swinging hard: out of many of the air pulse toys I’ve been lucky enough to test, this definitely is one of the more powerful rumbly vibrators of its kind! Bravo!
Of course, a vibe like this wouldn’t be complete without a handful of vibration patterns, all able to be set to different intensities.
If you want even more customization, you can check out their smartphone app, which allows you (or anyone you invite) to use the app to control your Melt 2 toy. It’s has multiple settings from touch control, where you touch the screen and it vibrates, to ambient noise control, where the microphone picks up sounds and vibrates to it.
The app even has an “auto control” where you set the intensity, and the toy does all the rest. (It doesn’t even care that you fell asleep after climaxing!)
Sound: 5/5
It’s a small package with an even smaller sound footprint!
Under the covers, you can hardly hear it (unless you remove the toy from being pressed up firmly against your body).
The Melt 2 gets extra credit for the fact that it even resolves that issue with a mode called, “Smart Silence” where it stops the motor as soon as you stop pressing it against your body.
Aesthetic: 4/5
The Melt and the Melt 2 have interesting design shapes. Personally, I think the Melt 2 is cute and especially in the light sage green color I received it in.
Now, for the sculpt and shape… I’m a big We-Vibe fan, so I adore the soft squishy silicone covering. I love the kind of odd, approachable, and organic shape it is. However, not everyone agrees. When I showed this toy to a play partner, she wasn’t impressed and wrinkled her nose at it.
“Ew,” she typed back, “It looks like a slug. Why would anyone want that near their genitals?”
I emphasized that the shape was supposed to make it more friendly to use with a partner, especially if the person using the Melt was being penetrated face-to-face. The shape fits between two bodies comfortably, but she was so squicked out by how slug-like it looked that she wanted nothing to do with it.
That is… until she tried it.
Fit + Use: 3/5
The nozzle of the original opening fitted an AAA battery… snugly.
However, the Melt 2 fits a AAA battery… loosely!
While the upgrade is still a bit snug for me, when I asked my playmate to try it out on herself, she was breathless. She also tried it while partnered, and was ….breathless again!
“It took a while to figure out,” she replied afterward, still slightly panting, “It’s unique! I’ve never had such strong orgasms from a toy that isn’t a magic wand, and even then… It’s completely different.”
Trans Specific Concerns
The size and angle of the nozzle is a bit odd, especially if you’ve had any kind of substantial bottom growth. But if you’re smaller than I am, you will probably love it!
CONCLUSION
This toy is for you if:
- If you have a smaller clitoris, this will suit you.
- If you want a toy that you can use while fucking your partner face-to-face, this will work!
- The overall look of the toy is cute and they newer colors are way more gender-neutral!
Use code TABOO15 to take 15% off your order
WHERE TO BUY
Lelo Sila
You asked, and they graciously answered your prayers: we reviewed the Sila by luxury company Lelo! I was a little skeptical about the high praise, but as usual, was open to being surprised.
And boy, did it ever surprise me! It has been an absolute treat of a toy, despite not being the best fit for my anatomy. (More on this later.)
Power + Function: 4/5
The Sila is a thuddy toy, which can be a bit rare with air-pulse toys. When it turns on, it immediately grabs my attention, despite not having as much power as I would have liked. On a scale from one to ten with ten being the top amount of power I can appreciate enjoyably, the Sila gets to a 7.5. It’s great, and I love it but it feels like I want more of it. It feels like going to a tapas restaurant, getting incredible food but knowing you could easily eat seven more plates of mini quiches.
The model fits nicely in my hand without sliding around or giving me a wrist cramp. It looks a bit like a fancy metal snail, and it’s endearing without being sickly cute. You absolutely cannot hold it from the metal parts, the shiny metal sides are unbelievably smooth and are nearly dangerous when wet. When I first tested it, I held it by the sides and it would shoot out of my palm like a rocket!
A small but major innovation to the wave of air-pulse toys is that the Sila has a bit of a lip around the nozzle. It’s a big deal! The clitorus isn’t just what we can see on the surface, there are also two “legs” that run down the sides of the vulva. Many people find that stimulating those nerve-packed areas with deeper pressure gives them a lot more pleasure than just focusing on the visible head of the clitorus.
This little lip works like magic! I didn’t even realize how much I was missing until I tried that. It provides a more rumbly precise sensation similar to my We-Vibe Tango bullet but with the innovation of an air pulse toy.
Sound: 5/5
When the toy is pressed against your body, it’s a whisper-quiet toy. It becomes a bit more obvious if it no longer is on your skin, but not terribly so. As far as decibels go, it was in the 60-70 range!
Aesthetic: 5/5
This toy looks like a fancy skincare device, in the best way possible. With its bright and juicy aqua color, paired with the unreal gold shiny accents, it’s the definition of eye candy. It’s a roguish and dashing noble, looking to whisk me away on an adventure of a lifetime (or at least a satisfying afternoon break).
I adore the color, I love that the silicone feels sturdy, and I adore that it doesn’t wobble around awkwardly on my nightstand when I’m done with it.
Fit + Use: 4.5/5
This one fits a AA battery with room to spare!
This has become one of my usual suspects. I keep it on my nightstand constantly because it is just so damn effective and reliable. It’s a real treat!
Only issue: the nozzle size isn’t deep enough for my anatomy and I’m not packing anything impressive. Seriously, I’ve gawked in admiration to many transmasculine folks who give back to the world by showing folks their “T-dicks” and I’m not in the running for the biggest. That’s totally okay, but having said that, this toy doesn’t fit all of me which can be a bit of a bummer.
If it was only a bit deeper!
The buttons were a bit tricky to adjust while in use but pale in comparison to what is offered in terms of pleasure.
Trans Specific Concerns
Like I mentioned above, the depth of the nozzle might be a concern. If you’ve been blessed by genetics and the patron saints of transition with a larger clitorus, you have my respect and also a word of caution: this might be a bit too short for you, sadly.
If you don’t mind that, or really enjoy the focus around the head of the glans, this is an opulent jewel for your genitals.
CONCLUSION
This toy is for you if:
- You love Exquisite design
- Want deep rumbly vibrations
- Don’t mind a nozzle depth that is on the shallow side!
WHERE TO BUY
Viben Zen Rose
Like many other things, I’m late to the party.
Rose airpulse vibrators have been so popular that they’re almost boring. For a couple of years during the beginning of the 2020s, it felt like people completely rediscovered masturbation through the power of this round silicone flower.
I’m not going to lie: I assumed it was all hype, another sub-par airpulse toy that everyone raved about because they’d never tried airpulse toys before. Yes, absolutely a snobby take, I know.
But to be fair, most of the previous Rose toys were too small for T-dicks, so it’s not all snobbery!
Power + Function: 5/5
After having tried the Zen Rose Unicorn by Viben Toys, I retract my statement. I’m slightly embarrassed to admit, this is a fantastic toy! It went from being overhyped to now being my go-to toy. I love it!
Now, this isn’t the original “rose vibe” but a similar model with a much larger nozzle/hole and better performance.
The next best thing is that it is extremely powerful, more of a rumbly thuddy vibrator than buzzy like many cheaper toys can be.
Regardless, the hype is real!
Sound: 3.5/5
I’ll be honest, It’s a bit louder than I’d ideally like.
I don’t have to worry about roommates but sometimes I find the noise of a loud toy distracting and not super sexy.
Aesthetic: 5/5
This is probably the most beautiful rose toy there is. Especially with the unique cotton candy marbled design I got! It’s not their “manliest” color option but it’s definitely the most unique!
Fit + Use: 4.5/5
The nozzle of the toy fits my anatomy really well, better than most of the other oval-shaped airpulse toys on the market.
A huge plus for me and anyone on testosterone!
Nothing is without its downsides, however they’re small in comparison to what I love about the toy.
The battery doesn’t last as long as my other toys. Sure, this might just because I’m reaching for it so frequently, but I do find it on the modest side for battery life regardless.
Trans Specific Concerns
Some trans men might not be interested in the color palette I got, as it’s cotton candy cute and might not be manly enough to some. But there’s also a pretty gender-neutral purple option if that’s better for you!
Also if you’re on testosterone, there is always the legitimate concern that the nozzle might not fit your anatomy if you’re BIG big.
CONCLUSION
This toy is for you if:
- You want rumbly stimulation all around your clit/dick/t-dick.
- You’re looking for a powerful vibrator!
- You don’t mind a slightly noisy toy.
WHERE TO BUY
Satisfyer Curvy 1+
Wow. Where do I start? It’s like this toy heard all of my concerns before I verbalized them, and manifested in my life to help me survive both puberty 2.0 and quarantine sex death.
Power + Function: 5/5
Much like Christina Aguilera, this toy has range. It can go from a soft tickle that captures your attention, to a fast burst of pulsations that make your crotch feel like a rocket ship. Zoom!
Much like the Pret-a-Porter, the vibrations from the Curvy 1+ are buzzier than I usually prefer but in combination with the thuddy air pulsations and I barely notice it.
The real cherry on top is the Satisfyer smartphone app. It’s absolutely ingenious. You can download different vibration/pulsation patterns uploaded by other users or create your own. You can connect it to your music library (including Spotify!), or have it listen to the ambient noise around you and vibrate to those sounds.
To add to the app’s experience, connecting with a partner is a real dream. Not only can you have your partner control the app from a distance, but you can also video chat with them as you virtually fool around with each other. Fun fact: the app stops any screenshots from being taken while video chatting!
Sound: 5/5
This is a shocking quiet toy. Even at the highest setting, the toy was only around 80 decibels. It gets much quieter when pressed against a body, so it’s ideal for someone who wants an effective but stealthy toy.
Aesthetic: 5/5
This toy comes in either white or a rich merlot burgundy color. What a refreshing choice! It looks approachable, yet unquestionably sexy. It’s definitely the hotter gothy cousin of the bunch!
Fit + Use: 5/5
The nozzle fits an AA battery with a little room to spare.
It fits! Not only does it fit my clit in its entirety, but the nozzle has a swirly texture. When properly lubed up, the toy feels so good. Normally I lust after the exciting textures available for people with dicks, especially from Tenga toys. The Curvy 1+ makes me feel like I’m finally getting some fun texture. Finally!
After getting myself off solo, I wanted to try this toy paired up with partnered sex. I’m someone who has a lot of trouble climaxing with partners, hence why I always gravitated towards using battery-powered toys.
Using this toy with a partner felt like being a porn star; it was so incredibly fast, and powerful that I felt like I was having some kind of out-of-body experience. I was tensing up so much that my jaw hurt from clenching so hard!
Trans Specific Concerns
This toy has very few concerns for me with regards to being a trans man. The box wasn’t the most gender-neutral like the We-Vibe Melt but wasn’t specifically screaming “HELLO I AM FOR CIS WOMEN” either.
Overall, it actually gave me bits of gender euphoria from the feeling of being able to penetrate a motorized toy with my bits. So far, it’s been the toy I’ve reached most for.
CONCLUSION
This toy is for you if:
- You’re looking for the toy that has the largest nozzle of any FTM suction toy on the market currently.
- You’re someone with moderate bottom growth, this toy will fit you.
- You’re someone whose girth is larger than an AA battery, this toy will be too firm to accommodate you.
WHERE TO BUY
Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 3
I love a good air pulse toy. I’m not going to hide my love! It’s like, “plug and play” but for your junk. You don’t have to even move a finger, just let the toy work its magic. And this one almost completely fulfills that promise for me ( with a few caveats ).
Power + Function: 3.5/5
Let’s start with the good: the air pulse was nice and thuddy! I love how strong the pulsations get, it’s exactly what I wanted from this toy.
However, on the other side, the toy comes equipped with vibrations as well. I was a bit disappointed with this feature! I’m a total vibration fiend, so I had high expectations for the combination of air pulse and vibrations. However, you could hardly feel them.
It’s like the removable silicone nozzle of the toy keeps the vibrations from traveling to your body. I thought it was only me, but I tested this on a play partner and she agreed that it was hardly noticeable except for in the handle of the toy.
If you want to connect the toy to your phone, you can buy the model that has Bluetooth connectivity. This gives you access to the Satisfyer app, where you (or someone from anywhere across the globe) can control your toy in real-time. I’m clearly a total gadget geek, so I would recommend getting the toy with app connectivity so you can explore all the different options.
Sound: 4/5
When this toy is pressed up against your body, it’s impressively quiet especially for how powerful it is. But, be warned: if this toy isn’t flush against your skin, it is loud. It’s not a huge issue for most people, but if you’re living with your parents or roommates and have paper thin walls, turn off the toy before moving it.
Aesthetic: 5/5
From the colors offered to the easy to use buttons, to the shape that fits well under the covers; the Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 3 is a beauty! I was sent a model in lilac, and I am unashamed to say how much I like the color.
Fit + Use: 4/5
This one fits a AA battery with a tiny bit of room to spare.
Is it a bit snug? Yes. Do I sometimes have to adjust where my body connects to the nozzle of the Satisfyer Pro 2 Gen 3? Yeah. Is it my new go-to toy, with a permanent space on the free side of my bed? Absolutely.
The hole is what every trans masc person wants to know about, and for those folks I want to say: there is glory to be found in this hole. Jokes aside, the width of the hole is big enough to fit the width of my ring finger with some wiggle room.
Compared to the fan-favorite Satisfyer Curvy 1+, the hole is a bit smaller. If that’s an issue for you, take heed! For my body, it’s like a pair of pants that you can comfortable wear but can sometimes pinch.
Trans Specific Concerns
The size of the nozzle might not work well for some trans men who have been blessed by the Deities of Phallus with a big ol’ hog. If you have a lot of bottom growth, this might pinch or push your dick a bit and that’s not a great vibe.
This is a great toy for someone who knows they enjoy air pulse toys, but wants to up their game with a newer sleeker model full of features. If you’ve tried an air pulse toy before but want something stronger, this is the one I’d recommend right now!
CONCLUSION
- Slightly smaller nozzle than the Curvy 1+ means it’ll fit most folks except for those who are EXTRA blessed.
- Like a Curvy 1+ with all the modern features found on premium air pulse toys added
- The vibrations are a nice addition to the air-pulsing, but a bit underwhelming in terms of power.
WHERE TO BUY
Womanizer Premium 2
The Womanizer Premium 2 does everything you’d hope a sex toy would do (except for light your after-sex cigarette). Technology is truly taking over all the jobs, because this toy does it all.
Power + Function: 5/5
To me, the Premium 2 has all the features I’d like from a straightforward air-pulse toy without any that overly complicates the experience for me.
Not only are there actually enjoyable patterns, but there’s 14 power levels on the straight-forward vibrations. This is what I want to see in a toy, I want something that can go from a feather touch to full on Olympic boxing match intensity. I want variety, and this toy delivers that!
Sound: 5/5
The Womanizer Premium 2 is a very stealthy and quiet toy. You won’t be waking up your roommates with this one, so quit soundproofing your walls!
Plus the Womanizer Premium 2 has a “Smart Silence” feature, where it stops making noise when it detects that it isn’t pressed against your skin.
Aesthetic: 4/5
This is the standard Womanizer design, but much like the saying goes, “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”! I appreciate how the body of the toy curves, allowing it to slide better between bodies (or just between you and your underwear).
I’m not usually a fan of navy blue, to me it often feels like a cowardly attempt to dip into dark shades without the boldness of black. In the land of pink and/or black sex toys, however, the navy blue is a refreshing change! The silver accent on the handle makes the toy look sleek and futuristic, making it feel quite lux.
Fit + Use: 3.5/5
The larger nozzle ALMOST fits a AA battery.
The Premium 2 came with two nozzles, but I was able to order larger sizes from their website. Even the largest size, however, wasn’t large enough to totally fit as I’d like it to. It wasn’t as bad as the Womanizer Next, but it definitely wasn’t as roomy as some of the other toys on the market.
In use, this is a powerful hard-hitting thud machine. Truly, the pulsations are strong! Almost too strong, and I sometimes found myself overly sensitive in a way where I struggled to enjoy the toy. I have a feeling this is probably down to the fact that the nozzle was kind of snug and amplified the sensations.
Trans Specific Concerns
If you’re planning on getting this toy and you’ve got some bottom growth, don’t forget to purchase some of their larger nozzles.
Plus, and I’ve said this time and time again, their company name is extremely likely to give trans masculine and/or trans men a pause.
CONCLUSION
- Feature Packed & tons of power without any extra fluff
- The availability of the larger nozzles makes it a better fit than the Womanizer Next for larger bits.
- Dead silent especially with the added smart silence features
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Womanizer Next
The Womanizer Next lives up to its name: it is truly the next big thing in air pulse toys. It has it all: a strong thumpy motor, up to 14 different power levels, and even an autopilot mode! Oh also, did I mention it does all this while being possibly one of the quietest toys I’ve ever tried?
Since receiving this toy, I’ve reached for it more than any other toy in my tickle trunk.
It has everything I’d ever want in an airpulse toy.
Well, almost everything.
Power + Function: 5/5
I’m going to say something incredibly unsexy, okay? I am warning you, this is a clown commentary on a fantastically hot toy. Ready?
The Next is so thumpy and rumbly that the strongest setting feels like gently sparring with one of those punching mantis shrimp. I know! I’m sorry, it’s a weird visual but it is so shockingly powerful that I have a hard time comparing it to other airpulse toys I’ve tried. Nothing compares!
Are you someone who hates vibrators with patterns, but still wants something a little different? It features a “climax control”, meaning it feels as close to having a pattern without being as predictable (and eventually boring). It takes you as close to the edge before switching up the speed or power just enough to feel teasing and stay satisfying!
Sound: 5/5
I live alone, in a relatively soundproof concrete building. If a toy is perfect and powerful, should the sound of it really bother me? No but the Womanizer Next is such a gloriously silent toy I can’t help but be incredibly grateful.
There’s even a “Smart Silence” setting brought over from their Womanizer Premium, where the toy will go on standby mode if you stop pressing it against your body. How cool is that?
Aesthetic: 5/5
I love how this toy looks. The matte black silicone is sleek enough to feel luxurious while still being approachable.
I forgot I left it in my bathroom while the superintendent was checking an issue, but didn’t worry about him immediately recognizing it as a sex toy. It looked like a high-end health device, or a pore cleaning tool.
The buttons are raised, and make it easier to fiddle with while you do more important things (like fantasizing about your favorite crush).
Fit + Use: 3.5/5
The Next’s largest nozzle barely fits a AA battery.
This is a tough rating to give. The fit is an issue; the Womanizer Next only comes in the small and medium Stimulator Head (the nozzle) and it just really didn’t fit for my body.
I don’t want to brag! It sadly just doesn’t fit. After a few years on testosterone, my body has changed in ways that I hadn’t anticipated. Simply put, I would need a much larger hole (similar to the Satisfyer Curvy) to really take full advantage of such a fantastic toy.
Regardless, I was able to use the Next by moving the Stimulator Head around until I found a spot that worked (even if I didn’t quite fit entirely).
My editor hit them up about this issue and they’ve said they’re working on it. So those who are packing will have to wait and see on this one!
Trans Specific Concerns
Despite having a less than trans-friendly name, the box it comes in is gender-neutral; it doesn’t look like an “exclusively cis woman” toy from the packaging design alone. That’s a plus in my book!
Overall this is an incredible toy, it’s become my go-to toy over all others. Reliable, waterproof, quiet, and powerful… the only downside is the lack of large Stimulator Heads, so if you’re well endowed or have been on hormones for a few years you might not be able to properly use this toy until they release larger extra nozzles.
CONCLUSION
- This toy has the best performance and is the most feature-rich on this list!
- If you are medium to small size, this toy will fit you perfectly. Otherwise, you will have to either work around it or wait for them to release a large nozzle.
- If you live in an apartment, this toy is so quiet you’ll only have to worry about your own noises!
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WHERE TO BUY
Again, we would like to thank Shevibe, Womanizer, and Peepshow Toys for sending us some of the FTM sex toys included in this review. This roundup wouldn’t’ve been possible without their help!
