First of all, let me preface this article with a bit of a disclaimer: Rabbit vibrators SUCK.
I know this is a bit of a strange way to start a piece about the best rabbit vibrators, but you guys expect honesty from me and I would hate not to deliver.
But what did you expect? Rabbits initially gained popularity thanks to the hit TV show Sex and the City… a show created by Darren Star, an openly gay man.
Now repeat after me folks: Getting your sex toy advice from men who have absolutely no interest in vaginas is never a great idea!
I don’t want to throw Darren completely under the bus, he did normalize sex toy usage amongst women after all. In my opinion, that’s always a good thing, no matter how misleading his stamp of approval initially was.
So thank you Darren, but still, screw you a little bit for making my job a little harder!
- 1 Why are Rabbit vibrators so bad?
- 2 The Best “Traditional” Rabbit Vibrator
- 3 A Different Take on Dual-Vibrators
- 4 The Best of Both Worlds
- 5 The Tried & True Rabbit Alternative
Why are Rabbit vibrators so bad?
It wouldn’t be fair to shit all over an entire sub-category of sex toys without giving you a bit of an explanation.
If you’ve ever got your hands on one only to be left wondering how to actually use a rabbit vibrator, know that you’re not broken or alone. These toys are just generally flawed by design.
Heck, just read any honest Rabbit vibrator review and you’ll be bound to read something along the lines of “Not for me” somewhere in the conclusion.
So without further ado, here are the 2 major issues these overrated toys present:
The biggest problem with dual-vibes is that there’s not a single vulva-vagina combo that works exactly the same.
Some have clitorises 1-inch away from their vaginal opening, others have them 2-inches away. Some vaginas are shallow while others are deep and G-spot positions vary wildly from a person to another.
Expecting a single rabbit vibrator to cover about half of the human population’s needs is absolutely ludicrous, especially when all vulvas & vaginas are essentially like unique little snowflakes!
Of course, you could just keep buying dual-vibrators until you found one that fits, but considering the price of most of the decent options out there, you’d most likely go bankrupt before you found the perfect match!
Let’s say you found said perfect match.
Well, I sure hope you don’t like thrusting or rocking your toys as you play!
You see, because of the fixed nature of these toys, there’s absolutely no way the clit vibe will stay on your clitoris as you rock or thrust.
And it doesn’t take much imagination to realize how frustrating this can be. Most climaxes come from a nice and steady incremental stimulation. So having your vibrations interrupted every time you’re looking for a bit of motion is definitely counterproductive!
The Silver Lining
But I wouldn’t be Jim the Dildo Dealer if I didn’t have solutions for you.
The concept of a sex toy that stimulates all your sensitive bits at the same time is still a good one after all, and I’m happy to say that there are still a few exceptions to the all-rabbits-suck rule!
Of course, where there’s sex there’s space to get creative, so we’ll definitely do some of that in this article as well.
So get ready to have all your fronts covered & read on!
With that being said, here is our top 4 list of best rabbit vibrators & dual-vibe alternatives, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different!
The Best “Traditional” Rabbit Vibrator
We-Vibe’s Nova 2
The original Nova was the only dual-vibrator to actually address both the anatomy & thrusting issues mentioned above.
Years later, with the release of the Nova 2, it is still the only truly amazing option available for those looking for a “traditional” silicone Rabbit sex toy.
Why is it better than the rest?
What makes the Nova so special is its clitoral arm that bends and conforms with your body as you move.
Not only does it help with fitting with different anatomies, but the clit vibe will also bend and stay on you at all times as you thrust and rock.
Thanks to this innovative feature, you no longer have to deal with interrupted clitoral stimulation every time you make your way up and down the shaft of your vibrator.
With a fully adjustable shaft, the updated Nova 2 goes even further in making itself accomodating for most body types.
You can now intensify the curve and turn the Nova into a powerful G-spot rabbit vibrator or you can completely flatten it out if you prefer a straighter toy.
The spine that allows the Nova’s shaft to bend is not a flimsy one either, so you won’t have to worry about it unraveling as you play. Something that is quite common with most adjustable dildos.
As if that wasn’t enough, the Nova 2 is also packed with features.
You get to choose between 10 different functions with each mode sporting 10 different intensity levels. Being a We-Vibe product, the vibrations are definitely rumbly as well, so it won’t disappoint the power queens in the room.
You can also turn off the vibrations of any arm of your choice, so you can really customize your experience to your liking here.
This beautiful piece of kinky engineering is also 100% waterproof/submersible so it’s super easy to clean and will make any bath, shower, or jacuzzi a treat.
And that’s without counting all the extra features that come with the We-Connect App!
Like most We-Vibe products, the Nova 2 can be controlled by your phone or someone else’s from any distance.
Here you can also customize vibrations, sync them to the sound of music, or use the touch mode to control the vibrations with your motions.
If you do decide to give the reigns to a partner, there are also chat & video call options directly inside the app so you can communicate while still having access to the controls.
Differences between We-Vibe’s Nova 1 & 2
If you’re not sure whether or not you should upgrade, know that before the second iteration came out, I still considered the Nova 1 to be one of the best sex toys ever made and it’s definitely still a solid option.
But there are still some pretty major improvements here, so here’s a little list to help you decide:
- Nova 2’s shaft is posable as opposed to Nova 1’s fixed curve.
- The Nova 2’s silicone is much squishier compared to the rigid shaft of the original.
- The clit arm is much more flexible, so there’s less pressure on the clitoris as it bends.
- Vibrations are a bit more powerful and extra rumbly, but it’s not a huge difference.
- Buttons have better placement so there are fewer accidental presses.
- Nova 2’s design is now seamless, so it’s even easier to clean.
It’s adjustable, powerful, the clit arm bends and stays on you as you thrust or rock, and it’s just filled with tons of extra features thanks to its We-Connect App.
Just as long as you’re not looking for a really thick toy, you will probably love We-Vibe’s Nova.
A Different Take on Dual-Vibrators
If you haven’t been living under a rock, you’re probably aware of Womanizer’s rise to glory thanks to their innovative suction/pulsion toys known to dish out climaxes in record time. This new concept has been imitated by countless companies since, which is really a testament to their new take on clitoral stimulation.
Now that they’ve released their spin on dual-stimulation, you better brace yourself for another flood of sub-par imitations because this is a good one!
Why is it better than the rest?
It’s a dual-stim toy with Womanizer’s groundbreaking pleasure air technology instead of a traditional clit vibe.
I know I might be sounding like a broken record here, but this is definitely a cause for celebration!
If you don’t know about the hype, go read all the testimony online. Lots of clitoris-owners find this to be even superior to traditional vibes when it comes to achieving quick and intense orgasms.
The mix of suction and rhythmical air pulses seems to be exactly what the doctor ordered.
Plus, it’s also a perfect option for folks who don’t really enjoy clitoral vibrations in the first place!
The flexible shaft can accommodate a multitude of anatomies.
If they didn’t make the G-spotting end as flexible as it is, there would be no way this toy would’ve made its way on this list. If your clitoris is anywhere between 1 to 2.5 inches away from your vaginal opening, you should have no trouble enjoying this toy.
All you really have to do is insert the toy, adjust the mouth of the Duo until it completely covers your clitoris and you’re good to go!
Of course, once you’re all set up you can’t really thrust with the Duo as it would break the seal on the clitoris. Also since the shaft is so flexible, it’s also not meant to apply extra pressure on the g-spot, which is a common way to get off.
The Duo is more for lazy masturbation and letting the suction and deep internal rumbles do their work. So if you’re looking for a suction toy option that allows for thrusting and rocking, you’ll probably prefer the last entry on this list!
As if the suction & pulsions and the deep rumbly internal vibrations weren’t enough, the Duo is also a rechargeable rabbit vibrator that is 100% waterproof/submersible.
This also makes clean up a breeze even though it is a touch more involved than with the Nova 2 since there are two parts to deal with here.
Smart silence technology is perfect for those who need to have stealthy wanks.
If you live with people who tend to barge in unexpectedly, this feature is for you.
Basically, if you throw the toy aside, the toy will automatically shut off & will only resume once you get back into contact with it.
The feature is definitely a bit of a gimmick, but I’m sure it’ll save a few embarrassments none the less! And again, it’s entirely optional, so turn it off if you don’t like it.
Pro tip: I would turn the Smart Silence feature on only once you are properly positioned as it can be a little annoying if it triggers on and off as you try to get things aligned.
The suction/pulsions coupled with the deep internal vibrations make the Duo one of the best toys for lazy and quick masturbation.
Of course, Womanizer’s take on Rabbit sex toys wouldn’t be as successful if it wasn’t for its flexible shaft that allows for different anatomies. It’s still worth noting that, because of this flexibility, those who enjoy vigorous g-spot pressure might be left a little hungry.
So if you would want to be able to thrust or rock as you play, you will probably prefer the Rave ( similar motor & shape ) & Womanizer / Melt combo mentioned below in the last entry.
The Best of Both Worlds
We-Vibe’s Chorus + Dildo
This is where we start getting a little more creative!
If you’re looking for a one-handed dual-stimulation solution, you will probably love this option as it is truly versatile and customizable.
Plus, since the We-Vibe Chorus was originally made to be a wireless/couples’ toy, the amount of value per dollar you will get out of this combo is really tremendous. You’ll be able to use your Chorus with a partner, during solo play, and even when out and about. So even if one of these options doesn’t work for you, I’m sure at least one will!
Why is it better than the rest?
You will never lose contact with your clitoris, no matter how vigorously you thrust.
The Chorus clamps onto your pubic bone, steadily hugging both your G-spot and clitoris at all times. So this completely fixes one of the major issues known to plague most Rabbit vibrators.
The external and internal vibes are no slouch either. They’re essentially wearable We-Vibe Tangos, so you can expect some pretty impressive rumbles out of this tiny toy!
This also means that you won’t need to invest in a vibrating dildo to bundle with your Chorus as the internal vibrations are plenty already. So any standard non-vibrating dildos will do!
Just like the Nova 2, it is entirely adjustable, so it’ll fit most anatomies.
Just like the Nova 2, the Chorus comes with 2 points of adjustment that you can bend to conform to your anatomy.
This ensures that the Chorus stays in place at all times. Thanks to this feature, you can also really tailor your preferences on clitoral and G-spot pressure to your liking.
You get to choose the size and shape of the internal part… or you can just use a partner instead!
Understandably, when it comes to penetration, everyone has a preference. Size, rigidity, shape, and looks all play a big role in finding the perfect dildo. Something you rarely get to choose when shopping for a dual-vibe.
Even the likes of the near-perfect Nova 2 has left quite a few size-queens unimpressed. You really can’t please everyone with just one toy. And this is where this option really shines.
Let’s say you’re looking for a truly large rabbit vibrator. Well, with the right dildo, you can now just make your own! On the other hand, if you tend to find penetration a bit uncomfortable and you were in store for a mini rabbit vibrator instead, you could even ditch the dildos altogether!
Of course, another big advantage of the Chorus is that you can essentially turn your partner into a Rabbit as well. So as long as they have a dick or a strap-on handy, you should be good to go!
If you need help finding a dildo, we’ve got plenty of in-depth lists to help you out:
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- The 14 Best Body-Safe Dildos That Don’t Look Like Actual Dicks
- 8 Great Bad Dragon Dildo Alternatives & Other Fantasy Sex Toys
- The 12 Best Sex Machine & Thrusting Dildo Models for Sale Today
- How To Make Your Own Body-Safe Silicone DIY Dildo Creations
Being a We-Vibe product, the extra features included in this toy are almost identical to the ones found in the Nova 2.
It is rechargeable, waterproof, it has tons of customizable functions, and it offers app support as well ( music sync, remote control, long-distance relationship features, etc ).
Since it was built with public play in mind, the Chorus is also virtually silent. So if you were looking for a truly quiet Rabbit vibrator, this might be your best choice.
One feature that is unique to the Chorus is the included squeeze remote.
With the squeeze mode on, the harder you squeeze the remote the harder your toy will vibrate. And while it may sound gimmicky at first, it’s quite organic to have the intensity rise this way as we tend to naturally clench as we close in on a climax.
This also leaves you with all sorts of creative ways of using the remote. For example, you could give the remote to your partner and get off on their pleasure as they squeeze and react to your actions!
When the squeeze mode is off, it is also a great plug-and-play alternative to using the app as a remote. This is especially useful when you’re in the bedroom by yourself or with a partner as phones can be a bit distracting when you’re trying to get up close and personal with yourself or someone else. And it sure beats the limited controls found directly on the toy.
The remote also acts as a Bluetooth relay when you’re out and about. A feature that is particularly useful on the go since having the toy between your legs can interfere with the Bluetooth signal at certain angles.
The vibrations will never leave your G-spot or clitoris as you play & the adjustable body of the Chorus will always conform to your anatomy. And that’s without counting all the extra features that come with the App.
Plus, since you get to choose the internal part yourself, you’re not limited to any shape or size on this one. Heck, you can even use your partner if you’re so inclined ( That’s what it was originally designed for after all )!
The Tried & True Rabbit Alternative
Internal + External Vibes
Before We-Vibe perfected their flagship couples toy and before the Nova was out, this option was what I always suggested to those looking for the best Rabbit vibrator.
Even with these recent releases, this is still a solid option for almost anyone who has picky bits!
With this combo, you can essentially build the Rabbit of your dreams, with any feature you want, no matter how exotic.
Why is it better than the rest?
This method basically fixes any of the issues that come with traditional Rabbit vibrators.
As long as you pick toys that are right for you, this method will definitely fit your anatomy. Plus, you can thrust & rock all you want since both parts are completely independent of each other!
The only real downside here is that this is the only option on this list that will require you to use both of your hands. But the control it gives you over your experience is beyond what any of the previous toys have to offer!
So as long as you enjoy pinpoint stimulation, the Tango is never a bad choice!
Just as long as you go with Womanizer’s Classic, Premium, Liberty, or We-Vibe’s Melt ( If you want extra suction ), you’re bound to have a blast.
This choice is particularly interesting if you liked the idea of the Duo mentioned above but would still like to be able to thrust or rock your toys as you play!
It also helps that the former “Hitachi” ( now sold by Vibratex ) comes in 3 different models that should fit almost every budget. So you really don’t need to be rich to be a power queen!
For more ideas:
- 11 Essential Bullet Vibrator Models And Other Clit Toys
- The Best Magic Wand Vibrator, Attachments & Massager Alternatives
The Pillow Talk Sassy is your perfect standard ( and surprisingly affordable ) G-spot vibrator.
There are no fancy extra features here, just a pleasurable classic shape along with soft silicone and a powerful rumbly motor.
If you’re trying to build your own cheap Rabbit vibrator or if you simply prefer a traditionally shaped G-spot toy, you really can’t go wrong here!
The Rave also comes with We-Vibe’s We-Connect App, just like the Nova & the Chorus. So if you liked the idea of a remote-controlled Rabbit vibrator but felt limited in your choices, this is definitely a great option.
Its powerful rumbly motor is also very similar to what you’ll find in the Nova & Duo. So it’s the similar power, just with more freedom of motion!
The Velvet Thrusters are some of the best thrusting dildos available today & definitely a must-have for anyone who enjoys a nice and lazy masturbation session. And since most thrusting rabbit vibrators are complete trash, this is definitely a golden opportunity to show these Rabbit manufacturers how it’s done!
Couple these mini fuck machines with a suction/pulsion toy, and you’ll really get a feel for what the future of masturbation holds! Now we just have to wait for a thrusting Duo…
For more ideas:
- The 14 Best G-Spot Vibrators & Stimulators You Can Buy Today
- The 12 Best Sex Machine & Thrusting Dildo Models
You really get to build the dual vibrator of your dreams here, so go crazy and mix all your favorite features! You’re only really limited by your imagination.
The only real downside is that it’s the only choice on this list that’ll require you to use both of your hands. But it’s also the only option that’ll give you that much control over your sessions. So it’s a pretty balanced out caveat in my opinion!
CHEAPEST PLACES TO BUY
There are a lot of toys represented here. Click through the links in the entry itself to find out about the best places to buy!