It seems like every other week there’s a new toy coming out with promises of hands-free pleasure only to be followed with complete and utter disappointment. Yet you’ll still find countless men looking for a machine that will do all the work for them.
Usually, the only answer that comes up is something along the lines of “The Autoblow looks promising”. Well, the Autoblow blows, and not in the way it was intended to.
While it might seem like I’m trying to bust men’s collective bubble, it’s really not the case. There are much better options out there and, luckily, this is what this article is all about!
So whether you’re looking for a toy for hands-free masturbation, blowjob machines, or automatic wireless prostate massagers, we’ve got you covered!
Let’s face it, Fleshlight makes some of the best male toys available today. So it only makes sense that there’s plenty of official and third-party accessories
Their cheapest option is the official Shower Mount.
To use it, all you have to do is to unscrew the bottom part of your favorite hardshell Fleshlight and replace it with this suction cup adapter instead.
The angle of your male masturbators can be adjusted and locked into place and the suction cup is pretty stable on smooth surfaces such as tiles and glass.
There’s also an adapter that fits into the uniquely shaped shell of the Flight stroker included with every suction cup.
If you want to take it to the bed ( or anywhere else really ), you’ll probably prefer the Liberator Mounts.
The On a Mission mount is perfect if “missionary” is your go-to position. Otherwise, if you’d rather go “Doggy-style”, you’ll probably prefer the aptly named Top Dog mount.
These luxury mounts are fun to integrate whether you’re using them solo or with someone else. They’re also both great options if you feel like enacting your threesome fantasies without the risk of adding an extra party to your already solid team!
Both models are also very easy to clean. Wiping with a bit of soap and water should be enough for most situations. And when we say “most” it’s only because we know how creative you guys can get!
No matter what is your budget or favorite position, there’s definitely an option for you.
The only real downside is, while they still are hands-free, they’re not exactly automatic. So you’ll still have to put in some work of your own to get where you want to go.
Allows to use more natural positions with your toys
Easy to clean and maintain
Compatible with most Fleshlights
Great for enacting threesome fantasies with a partner
Womanizer really shot themselves in the foot when they first chose their name. Not only did they exclude trans men from their customer base, they also stepped on the eventuality of making toys for cis men as well.
Once WOW Tech ( the guys behind one of my favorite brands: We-Vibe ), aquired the company, they were left with that limitation. So now that the time has come to bring Pleasure Air technology to men, they’ve started the Arcwave brand.
All this to say that the often copied but rarely matched Womanizer and Arcwave are one and the same!
So what is Pleasure Air Technology?
Pleasure Air tech generates air pulses that can almost feel like suction at times because of the seal it forms against erogenous zones.
It became known for quickly and efficiently yanking out orgasms out of clitorises around the world. It became extremely popular amongst cis women, especially since your only option back in the day was to rely either on vibrations or motions.
How does this former clit focused tech translate to your dick?
The Arcwave Ion is made to stimulate the frenulum, which is definitely underrated when it comes to male pleasure as it is essentially the penis’ closest equivalent to the clitoris.
You can still stroke with the Ion even with its targetted focus. But if you like a nice gradual & intense build-up, definitely try letting the Ion do its work by leaving it in place over your frenulum.
The quality of orgasms here is kind of out of this world. It can give you the type of orgasm more commonly found amongst women or with prostate stimulation; The leg shaking, full-body orgasm type.
It’s worth noting that it is so different from a traditional stroker that you might need a few sessions to get used to it.
On lower settings, it can be a tremendous edging tool as well!
Like some of the more recent Womanizer products, the Arcwave Ion also comes with Smart Silence.
It’s a feature that turns off the toy when it isn’t in contact with your body, which is great if you have nosy roommates as chucking the toy away will automatically turn it off.
Otherwise, the toy really isn’t silent when in action. So if your walls are super thin, Smart Silence won’t do much for stealth.
How to clean
Clean-up and storage are handled super well here. I’d even argue it’s the best take on this difficult aspect of male toys.
It’s extremely easy to clean as it is mostly made of silicone. Plus, the silicone part is completely removable, which makes clean up even less of a chore.
But what deserves the most praise in that department is the beautiful and inconspicuous charging dock that also acts as a drying station.
And it’s not just a simple drying rack. You see, inside the charging station there are “Drytech” silica pouches meant to suck up all the leftover moisture from your toy, preventing the formation of mold, which is a common issue with strokers.
With Womanizer’s innovative Pleasure Air technology, this is probably the most unique stroker ever made. And just like the Womanizers, it’s no gimmick. This shit just works!
While it works well with stroking motions, this device is at its best when left to its own device! So unless you were specifically looking for a toy to thrust with, this is an amazing hands-free penis toy that you shouldn’t miss!
Only Pleasure Air toy for men
Provides unique full-body orgasms
Inconspicuous charging station acts as drying stand as well
Extremely easy to clean compared to most penis toys
A touch loud in use
Has a bit of a learning curve due to its uniqueness
Fleshlight recently released the Quickshot Launch, which is, as the name implies, a version of the Launch made for their Quickshot strokers.
And with the OG Launch slowly being discontinued due to the end of Kiiroo’s partnership with Fleshlight, we’re happy that Fleshlight still wants to continue on with the Launch line.
It’s a great affordable and easier-to-clean alternative to the OG Launch or Kiiroo’s new Keon.
Of course, because of the lower price tag, features have been stripped down to the bare essentials.
Most of the interactive stuff is gone, so teledildonic features are gone, and you won’t be able to sync it to VR or flat porn either.
The Quickshot Launch is just an automatic male masturbator and a pretty good one at that.
The main advantage is that the Quickshots, being open-ended, are much easier to maintain and clean than the full-sized Fleshlights. But it does come at the cost of suction.
I personally prefer the convenience of not having to go through a very involved cleaning process when I’m done with a toy, but some suction purists might disagree with me.
In any case, it’s perfect if you’re looking for an easy-to-maintain blowjob machine, as most other similar machines would be a bit of a pain to clean up.
The universal smartphone mount found at the top of this brand new automatic stroker is also a great addition.
I mean what’s the point of freeing up your hands if you’re just going to fill them back with your phone? So if you need some porn to get you going, you will definitely appreciate this new feature.
You might be mistaken into thinking that the Quickshot Launch is just a Poor man’s Launch/Kiiroo. But this is really the best no frills automatic masturbator you can get today. It’s also much easier to clean and put away once you’re done with it.
So if you prefer something more functional & you don’t care about Teledildonics and VR integration, this might very well be your next favorite toy!
The Keon is the successor of the Fleshlight Launch, a collaboration between Kiiroo and Fleshlight that turned out to be the best automatic male masturbator ever made.
Just like the Launch, you can still use it by itself, synchronize it with VR or 2D content, or pair it with a Kiiroo vibrator to feel the motions of your partner from any distance!
After reviewing this new iteration, I’m happy to say that the Keon is even better than the Launch in almost every way!
The Keon is more compact, more silent, and faster than the original Fleshlight Launch.
They even switched the finicky touch controls with physical buttons and we couldn’t be happier about it. No accidental button presses, no interrupted climaxes!
While its predecessor was meant to hold any Fleshlight and do all the motions for you, the Keon comes with a dedicated sleeve instead.
As you may know, Kiiroo, having already collaborated in the past with Fleshlight to make the skin found inside the Onyx, worked in tandem with them once again to make the best compact automatic masturbator you can find.
This collaboration ended with the release of the Keon and they are now offering their own take on Fleshlight’s sleeves which is nearly identical to Fleshlights… minus all the choices they have to offer.
It’s an odd decision considering that the compatibility with Fleshlight’s selection was a huge selling point BUT…
All you have to do is transfer your Fleshlight sleeves out of their shell and put them into the Kiiroo shell instead and you’re ready to go!
Since they are nearly identical, it’s a near-perfect fit. The fit is even a touch snugger in the Kiiroo shells, so there’s less of a chance of the sleeve coming undone when you’re going at full speed!
So while I was afraid we’d lose all the variety offered by Fleshlight, I’m happy to say you won’t have to burn your collection just yet! So even if Kiiroo’s sleeve selection is definitely limited, you still have access to all of Fleshlight’s gender-neutral models as well as their replicas of any orifices you can normally ( and abnormally ) have sex with!
VR & 2D interactive porn
KEON by KIIROO - The Future is Here
Interested in VR & 2D interactive pornography? Good news, this blowjob machine excels at it! So if you’d like to have the action on the screen or in VR replicated on you while you watch it, they’ve got you covered.
For 2D entertainment, you can find plenty of free compatible videos on Pornhub’s interactive section ( pornhub.com/interactive ).
For VR sites compatible with Kiiroo toys, FeelVRPorn.com, Feelme.com, Virtualrealpassion.com, Virtualrealgay.com, & Feelxvideos.com are all great places to look.
You will need to provide your own VR headset though. But most mobile headsets will do so you don’t have to shell out the big bucks for a PCVR solution.
The best bang for your buck right now is definitely the Quest 2.
The Launch was the best hands-free masturbator ever made… and the newer Keon is even better! It simply provides the most realistic motions a compact male sex toy can achieve.
And while Kiiroo’s relationship with Fleshlight is over, you can still couple the Keon with the huge selection Fleshlight has to offer. So there are really no downsides to this upgrade!
Use it alone, with a partner, or along with some interactive content. The options are really endless.
Compatible with Most Fleshlights
Can be synced with interactive/VR content
Can be paired with your partner's toy across any distance
You have to use the Kiiroo Shell if you want to use Fleshlight sleeves
Finally, the Keon has some competition. But is the Handy better? This will really depend on what is important for you!
This new kid on the block shouldn’t be ignored as it packs some pretty interesting features with top speeds that can be almost vibration-like!
While the included sleeve is very basic, the Handy is compatible with most shell-less masturbators and will even accommodate some models with external shells!
The Velcro straps are also wide enough to allow you to tighten the grip as you please. Of course, this will only work on strokers without external shells!
The likes of Fleshlight and some larger Tengas like the Flip Holes won’t fit without some modifications. And sadly, if you get them to work with the help of extra velcro straps or 3D printed parts, the Handy won’t be able to work at full speed with the added weight.
Just like the Keon, it offers synchronization with both standard flat videos and VR content.
The Firmware is also a touch better than what Keon has to offer, including overrides that’ll allow you to customize your stroke lengths and so on without having to mess with scripts.
Custom script support is also much better here as it seems like it’s easier to program for the Handy than the Keon.
Kiiroo’s Keon VS The Handy
While I would love to tell you one device is better than the other, it’s really not that simple. Both devices excel in their own unique ways, so here’s a little comparison to help you decide:
Why choose the Handy?
Why choose the Keon?
Compatible with a lot of shell-less Strokers and some smaller strokers with shells.
The Fastest of the two devices. The Keon goes up to 4 strokes per seconds ( more than enough in most cases ) while the handy goes up to 10! ( but these stats are for short strokes/not full stroke length)
Firmware is more stable.
Does better with funscripts, so if you enjoy customizing and hacking your devices, this is it!
The Handy needs to be plugged in to work while the Keon doesn’t.
Though it can be controlled wirelessly, the Handy doesn’t have teledildonic features ( it can’t be controlled by a partner’s toy to simulate sex from a long-distance ).
The Keon is more stable. There are no risks that the toy will wobble or slip off.
The Keon works with Fleshlight sleeves while the handy will require modifications ( extra velcro straps or 3D printed adaptors ) and won’t be able to go at full speed with such a large stroker.
While I wouldn’t say that the Handy is better than the Keon ( or vice versa ), it is definitely a worthy competitor!
Depending on your own preferences, it might actually be the automatic stroker you’re looking for!
Sex dolls are definitely hands-free, but most of us wouldn’t be willing to invest thousands of dollars just to get our carnal needs met. That’s also without considering all the stigma that comes attached to them… as well as the storage space a sex doll would require.
That’s why “torsos”, as we call them in the industry, are so popular. “Torsos” being anything that is between a full-size doll and a standard masturbator.
But while there are tons of options available when looking for larger, more natural masturbators. Almost all of them come in porous, unsafe materials that will slowly become sticky, fall apart, and accumulate mold over time.
Thankfully, the insert facilitator by the makers of the uncanny Realdolls, is here to save the day!
It’s similarly priced to its subpar competition and comes in ultra-realistic, durable, and easy to clean ( & sanitizable! ) platinum-grade silicone.
Additionally, while the insert facilitator comes with a female insert out of the box, you can also buy male parts to replace it with, allowing you to convert the gender of your toy as you please.
Another huge advantage to attachments is that you won’t have to clean the whole torso after every use. Just remove the attachment and go about your cleaning routine! And if you want to completely sanitize it, just throw the attachment in boiling water for a few minutes, and you should be good to go!
The only real caveat is that this lifesize stroker only works in missionary. So if you prefer other positions or even a functional anus, you might have to invest in Realdoll’s more expensive torsos.
This is the most affordable way to get your hands on RealDoll’s uncanny realism. And being as expensive as most other similarly sized non-body-safe torsos sure make it an appealing option for anyone looking for a hands-free realistic stroker.
Before I say anything else, know that Aneros is a company that specializes in prostate massagers almost exclusively. So they definitely know what they are doing!
They also make some of the best beginner options out there along with some top-notch advanced prostate stimulators. Their smallest models are no bigger than a finger and their larger models will provide the most intense P-spot pressure out of their whole collection.
They are also completely hands-free, so all you have to do is put them in and let them do their work.
Thanks to this, along with the girth of the smaller models, these hands-free sex toys are an absolute essential for prostate beginners.
Now, they do require a little bit of practice to get the hang of it. Relaxation, breathing and micro-contractions will go a long way towards getting you there. So if you don’t succeed on the first time, don’t despair and keep on trying.
The best options they offer are the Syn, Trident, and the Progasm line:
The Syn models are made of silicone and are the best beginner models since they are squishier and less intense than their counterparts. They come in the smallest Eupho shape and the ever-popular Helix shape as well.
The included handle is especially handy if you want to add extra pressure to your prostate. This helps in making the syn models still relevant as you progress. It just gets a little less hands-free at that point!
The Trident models are made of body-safe plastic that is soft to the touch yet harder than the Syn models.
Thanks to this, they offer the greatest hands-free pressure around & can be used with silicone lube as well.
The Tridents come in all the classic shapes offered by Aneros, with the Eupho being the smallest, followed by the MGX, the Helix, and the bigger Maximus.
The Progasm models are the biggest models of the collection. Made for experienced users, they come in their classic brushed hard plastic and “Ice” materials. “Ice” is a smooth & transparent alternative that is reminiscent of glass toys. It’s an option that makes insertion much easier along with a good lube.
Again, the Progasms are compatible with silicone lube and come in two different sizes.
While you could easily just get one and call it a day, eventually it would probably be a good idea to invest in a bigger/harder model. This is especially true if start with any model smaller than the Helix.
Otherwise, these hands-free sex toys are a great place to start and you could almost end there and still be satisfied for the years to come.
Many sizes that go from very forgiving to very intense
Lovense is mostly known for making toys for sex cam performers, being pretty much the only company making devices that natively react to the spectator’s tips.
Most of their toys are also pretty good for long-distance relationships or public play since they can be wirelessly controlled via any smartphone.
It offers pretty strong vibrations, with motors on both the perineum and prostate. But just keep in mind that, if you’re a beginner, you would be better off with the more accessible Vector below since this prostate massager is a bit on the thicker side.
Oh and I’ve kept the best for last…
The Edge features a completely adjustable prostate arm. So If you’ve had issues in the past with the fit of your hands-free sex toys, this is as good as it gets.
The only real issue I have with this automatic male toy, and this applies to most Bluetooth hands-free sex toys, is that connection can be a bit hit and miss at times. If the signal has to go through a person, or even just a leg, it might not reach its destination. So keep that in mind while playing outside!
UPDATE: The Edge 2 has now replaced the Edge 1! It now has a more durable magnetic charging port and the fit is a bit better. What this means is that it’ll better stay in place while being a bit more intense on the prostate as well!
Whether you need a customized fit, a wireless couple’s toy, or if you’re a sex cam performer, this toy will be absolutely fit for the job.
If you felt like the Edge might be a bit too big for your needs, this new release by We-Vibe might be exactly what you’re looking for.
The Vector is small AND powerful, so it’s perfect for beginners and pros alike.
Small & powerful hands-free prostate toys are really a rarity in the prostate massager world. So I’m definitely not complaining about this new release!
As most self-respecting vibrating prostate toys, We-Vibe’s Vector spots 2 vibes. One internal while the other rests conveniently on the perineum. You can even use the vibrators individually, letting you warm yourself up with some perineum action before getting serious with the prostate vibe!
The Vector also borrowed an important feature from We-Vibe’s Chorus: Its adjustable neck.
Or did it borrow it from Lush’s Edge?… Who cares, we need more adjustable prostate massagers!
It’s a feature that makes the Vector much more likely to fit your anatomy. And if you’re feeling up to a challenge, you can also adjust the curve to apply even more pressure to your prostate. It’s like multiple toys in one, baby! Broke boys unite!
Of course, this wouldn’t be a We-Vibe toy without some nice features for couples.
So, if you’re into public play and/or are in a long-distance relationship, get ready to like this toy even more!
The included remote is a welcome addition as it is a bit more convenient in the bedroom. Heck, it even makes solo play better.
But the phone app offers way more options and ways to customize your experience. It allows you to use the Vector from any distance and it’s also more convenient to use in public if you’re into that!
The We-Vibe Vector is packed with features and is suitable for both beginners and pros.
Plus, if you’re in a relationship, you’re partner is bound to get a kick out of it as well!
Can be controlled via an App or Remote
Can be worn on the go
Easy to clean
Bluetooth can be finicky ( Like all other bluetooth devices )
While Lelo has released other prostate toys before the Hugo, they didn’t leave that much of an impression in terms of shape, strengths, and innovation.
Enter the Hugo. This hands-free sex toys feature strong vibrations, two heads including one that vibrates on the prostate and the other on the perineum. Directly on the toy, there’s a simple 1 button interface. You simply press it once to start it and press again to cycle through the 6 powerful modes.
Its silicone-covered body is not too big either. So while this might not be the perfect first-time toy, it is still pretty accessible to most.
They both can be used in the shower or bath without any problems. And to top it all off, they’re both USB rechargeable and covered by Lelo’s great warranty.
The biggest selling point of the Hugo is that it comes with Lelo’s SenseMotion wireless controller. And what a difference it makes!
First of all, the remote adds much more control over the vibrations themselves. You can customize the 6 function’s strength with small increments. So if your prostate likes a more gradual climb, it can be well worth the investment.
But things get really exciting once you turn on the SenseMotion.
This neat little feature allows you to either gradually raise the vibrations by tilting the remote up to 90 degrees or make the vibrations more intense the harder you shake the controller… And this would be just a bad gimmick if the controller didn’t vibrate as well.
You heard me right! The vibrations in the controller perfectly imitate the vibrations found in the toy. If hearing this doesn’t spark your imagination, let me help you get the ball rolling:
If by yourself, you could put the controller on the shake mode and masturbate with the vibrating remote in your hand. As you get more into it, the toy will vibrate more and more intensely, making it a very organic experience, with the vibrations on your prostate mirroring the ones found on your penis.
If with someone else, he or she could masturbate with the vibrating controller and you would both be riding the same wave! Or they could put in on tilt mode and act as if they were the Caesar of your prostate!
The vibrating remote of the Hugo makes it a real versatile massager. It is the better option for anyone who prefers a more gradual climb, for those who feel like the more vibrators the better, or for someone looking for some innovative couple fun!
Can be controlled wirelessly
Vibrating remote mirrors the vibrations in the toy
The Loki Wave is the first toy for men to include Lelo’s WaveMotion technology.
It’s a unique function originally designed for Lelo’s best-selling G-Spot & Dual toys. But the G-Spot is not the only nerve cluster in town that enjoys this type of stimulation. Luckily, Lelo listened and gave us this amazing prostate stimulator.
I mean, just look at this thing go:
Now, you will need some decent anal experience to enjoy the Loki Wavesince it’s about twice the size of the likes of the Hugo and the Vector.
But if you can fit about two good fingers in there comfortably, this shouldn’t be too much of a problem. Plus, the Loki Wave is relatively easy to insert as well since it has a conveniently tapered tip.
The Loki Wave is also made of medical-grade silicone, it is fully waterproof, vibrates strongly on the perineum and prostate with 10 different modes, and is USB rechargeable. And even though it has a handle, it is also completely hands-free and automatic if you want it to be!
Plus, you can stop the motions at any angle you’d like. This allows you to find the perfect angle for your prostate while still enjoying the vibrations.
The Loki Wave also works pretty well for women as well.
Just make sure to sanitize it properly with a 10% bleach water solution followed by a good rinse before switching between users!
The WaveMotion technology along with two vibrators found on the Loki Wave certainly won’t leave you underwhelmed.
Plus, this is probably the most luxurious thing you’ll ever shove up your ass. It’s a real baller move.
Completely hands-free ( with the option of using the handle )