It seems like every other week there’s a new toy coming out with promises of hands-free pleasure only to be followed up with complete and utter disappointment. Yet you’ll still find countless men looking for a machine that will do all the work for them.
Usually, the only answer that comes up is something along the lines of “The Autoblow looks promising”. Well, the Autoblow blows, and not in the way it was intended to.
While it might seem like I’m trying to bust men’s collective bubble, it’s really not the case. Because there are much better options out there and, luckily, this is what this article is all about!
So whether you’re looking for a toy for hands-free masturbation or prostate stimulation, we’ve got you covered.
With that being said, here’s our top 9 list of the best hands-free sex toys for men, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
For the Penis
Let’s face it, Fleshlight makes some of the best male toys available today. So it only makes sense that there’s plenty of official and third-party accessories
The cheapest option available is the official Shower Mount.
To use it, all you have to do is to unscrew the bottom part of your favorite hardshell Fleshlight and replace it with this suction cup adapter instead.
The angle of your male masturbators can be adjusted and locked into place and the suction cup is very stable on smooth surfaces such as tiles and glass.
There’s also an adapter that fits into the uniquely shaped shell of the Flight stroker included with every suction cup.
If you want to take it to the bed ( or anywhere else really ), you’ll probably prefer the Liberator Mounts.
The On a Mission mount is perfect if “missionary” is your go-to position. Otherwise, if you’d rather go “Doggy style”, the aptly named Top Dog mount should do the trick.
These luxury mounts are fun to integrate whether you’re using them solo or with someone else. They’re also both great options if you feel like enacting your threesome fantasies without the risk of adding an extra party to your already solid team!
Both models are also very easy to clean. Wiping with a bit of soap and water should be enough for most situations. And when we say “most” it’s only because we know how creative you guys can get!
The only real downside is, while they still are hands-free, you still have to put in some work of your own to get where you want to go.
Cobra Libre 2 by Fun Factory
The Cobra Libre 2 is more of a Penile vibrator than a traditional male masturbator.
What this means is that you don’t get to stroke with it like you would with most other penis toys. With this hands-free stroker, you simply insert the head of the penis in and let the intense vibrations do their work.
So if you were looking for a male toy that can do all the hard work for you, this is a perfect choice. And if you’re feeling extra lazy, you can even rest the Cobra Libre on your stomach while laying down, removing the need to hold it completely.
Fun Factory’s attempt at making a non-anal sex toy for men is completely waterproof, rechargeable and features 11 amazingly deep vibration patterns. The Cobra comes in Black and Red and is the most high-end a hands-free stroker has ever looked.
The orifice of this male masturbator is made of medical-grade, ultra-soft silicone. Thanks to this, this hands-free stroker is not only completely healthy to use, but it won’t ever accumulate mold and it can be completely sanitized if needed. Meaning that, if you want to share the toy, you can do so in a way that will put no one at risk.
Couples will also love that not only one person can use it at a time.
Partners can straddle it and use the vibrations that are carried to its silicone top while it is being penetrated.
So if you lay on your back, your partner will be able to join by climbing on top of you. Giving you a great view while you enjoy the intense waves of vibrations together.
How to clean your Cobra Libre
The Cobra Libre is also very easy to clean. Just rinse it off, spray some anti-bacterial toy cleaner and let it stand for 3 to 5 minutes or rub unscented soap all over, rinse again and you’re done!
If you wish to fully sanitize it, simply make a 10% bleach water solution, put it all over the silicone and let it act a bit. After a few minutes, carefully rinse all the solution off and you’re ready to go.
So if you’re in need of a hands-free sex toy that will do all the work for you, and you don’t have an aversion to vibration, the Cobra Libre 2 is absolutely fit for the job.
Launch by Fleshlight
In the past, if you wanted a hands-free stroker, men really could only turn to expensive Fuck machines with Fleshlight attachments. That is unless you wanted to blow a 1000$ on the bulky and ugly 4-piece Venus 2000.
Thankfully, the Launch changed all that.
Kiiroo, having already collaborated with Fleshlight in the past to make the great skin found inside the Onyx, worked in tandem with them once more to make the best compact automatic masturbator money can buy.
The launch is meant to hold a Fleshlight while it does all the motions for you.
It is compatible with any of the classic Fleshlights, so that gives you plenty of choices to pick from ranging from gender-neutral models as well as replicas of any orifices you can normally have sex with.
You can use your Launch on its own, synchronize it with VR or 2D content or pair it with a Kiiroo vibrator to feel the motions of your partner from any distance. And at 180 strokes per minute, this toy will literally fuck the shit out of you!
I mean, Pardon my french, but it is my mother tongue after all.
There are many ways to use the Fleshlight Launch with a partner.
Especially since the Launch can be controlled by the Kiiroo Pearl 2 and Fuse Vibrators over any distance.
This means your partner can play with their Kiiroo toy and you will feel the all their motions being recreated live on the Launch. And you don’t necessarily need to use it across long distances. If you enjoy looking at each other masturbate, you could simply use your toys in the same room and share the sensations in unison.
Like a bit of BDSM? Strap the launch to Mr. and stroke the Kiiroo toy with your hands and look at him squirm! The possibilities are really endless.
Interested in some interactive pornography?
Right now you have to pay for their App, but you can find plenty of free compatible videos on Pornhub’s interactive section as well.
And with many thanks to programmers like Qdot, you can also extend the compatibility with the other content out there greatly. Something that will make sure that the Launch will have a long and successful life.
If you’re curious about all that geeky stuff, you should definitely read this great little Reddit Thread for more info on the subject.
Most of the interactive features have been stripped down, so you won’t be able to connect the Quickshot Launch to another Kiiroo sex toy or sync it to VR porn. It’s just a hand’s free masturbator and a pretty good one at that.
The main advantage is that the Quickshots are much easier to maintain and clean than the full-sized Fleshlights. But it does come at the cost of suction.
The universal smartphone mount found at the top of this brand new automatic stroker is also a nice addition.
Use it alone, with a partner or along with some interactive content. The options are really endless.
Insert Facilitator by Realdoll
Sex dolls are definitely hands-free, but most of us wouldn’t be willing to invest thousands of dollars just to get our carnal needs met. That’s also without considering all the stigma that comes attached to them as well as the storage space a sex doll would require.
That’s why “torsos”, as we call them in the industry, are so popular. “Torsos” being anything that stands between a full-size doll and a standard masturbator.
But while there are tons of options available when looking for larger, more natural masturbators. Almost all of them come in porous, unsafe materials that will slowly become sticky, fall apart, and accumulate mold over time.
Thankfully, the insert facilitator by the makers of the uncanny Realdolls, is here to save the day!
It’s similarly priced to its subpar competition and comes in ultra-realistic, durable, and easy to clean & sanitize platinum grade silicone.
Additionally, while the insert facilitator comes with a female insert out of the box, you can also buy male parts to replace it with, allowing you to convert the gender of your toy as you please.
Another huge advantage to attachments is that you don’t have to clean the whole torso after every use.
Just remove the attachment and go about your cleaning routine! And if you want to completely sanitize it, just throw the attachment in boiling water for a few minutes, and you should be good to go!
The only real caveat is that this lifesize stroker only works in missionary. So if you prefer other positions or even a functional anus, you might have to invest in Realdoll’s more expensive torsos!
For the Prostate
The Aneros Collection
Before I say anything else, know that Aneros is a company that specializes in prostate massagers almost exclusively. So you know that these guys know what they are doing.
They also make some of the best beginner options out there along with some top-notch advanced prostate stimulators. Their smallest models are no bigger than a finger and their larger models will provide the most intense P-spot pressure out of the whole collection.
They are also completely hands-free, so all you have to do is insert them and let them do their work.
Thanks to this, along with the girth of the smaller models, these hands-free sex toys are an absolute essential for beginners.
Now, they do require a little bit of practice to get the hang of it. Relaxation and micro-contractions will go a long way towards getting you there. So if you don’t succeed on the first time, don’t despair and keep on trying.
The best options they offer are the Syn, Trident, and the Progasm line:
The Syn models are made of silicone and are the best beginner models since they are more squishy and less intense than their counterparts. They come in the smallest Eupho shape and the ever-popular Helix shape as well.
The included handle is especially handy if you want to add extra pressure to your prostate. This helps in making the syn models still relevant as you progress and get a bit more advanced. It just gets a little less hands-free at that point.
The Trident models are made of body-safe plastic, are soft to the touch yet harder than the Syn model.
Thanks to this, they offer the greatest hands-free pressure around & can be used with silicone lube as well.
The Tridents come in all the classic shapes offered by Aneros, with the Eupho being the smallest, followed by the MGX, the Helix, and the bigger Maximus.
The Progasm models are the biggest models of the collection. Made for experienced users, they come in the classic brushed hard plastic and “Ice” materials. “Ice” is a smooth & transparent alternative that is reminiscent of glass toys, an option that makes insertion much easier along with a good lube.
Again, the Progasms are compatible with silicone lube and come in two different sizes.
Otherwise, these hands-free sex toys are a great place to start and you could almost end there and still be satisfied for the years to come.
Edge by Lovense
Lovense is mostly known for making toys for sex cam performers, being pretty much the only company making devices that natively react to the spectator’s tips.
Most of their toys are also pretty good for long-distance relationships or public play since their hands-free sex toys can be wirelessly controlled via smartphone.
The Edge is no different and while it seems visually and functionally identical to the Bruno or Hugo mentioned further down, it does have a few interesting unique features.
Like Lelo’s effort, it offers pretty strong vibrations, with motors on the perineum and prostate. But just keep in mind that, if you’re a beginner, you would be better off with the more accessible Hugo or Bruno since this prostate massager is a bit more on the thicker side.
So why would we add a male toy that is essentially a slightly larger clone of another product in this list? Well, that’s because we’ve kept the best for last.
The Edge features a completely adjustable prostate arm. So If you’ve had issues in the past with the fit of your hands-free sex toys, this is as good as it gets.
The only real issue we have with this male toy, and this applies to most Bluetooth hands-free sex toys, is that connection can be a bit hit and miss at times. If the signal has to go through a person, or even just a leg, it might not reach its destination.
Robo Rimmer Model M
Now here’s something a little different.
This prostate massager is by no means for beginners. But if you have some decent anal experience under your belt, get ready to fall in love.
If you only look at the shape, and not the crazy features it comes with, this silicone toy is essentially a hybrid between a butt plug and a prostate toy. The neck is also pretty wide compared to the more traditional prostate stimulators. Meaning that it’s perfect for anal training or if you simply like the feeling of dilation.
If what was just said doesn’t deter you, know that it gets much, MUCH better.
First of all, the head of the prostate toy rotates. Providing that rhythmical pressure the prostate is known to love. But what really makes this male toy really shine is that there are rotating beads in the neck of the plug as well, giving you a sensation of getting rimmed by a robot with a tongue that never tires. Hence it’s given name, The Robo Rimmer!
The Rimmer sports 5 different speeds of rotation and 5 incremental vibrations controlled by a handy little wireless controller. It is rechargeable through USB thanks to a neat little magnetic charger and it comes with a hard carry case to protect it on the road.
If you’re looking for an anal hands-free sex toy that does it all, this is it, folks.
Hugo by Lelo
While Lelo has released other prostate toys before the Bruno & the Hugo, they didn’t leave that much of an impression in terms of shape, strengths, and innovation.
Enter Bruno & Hugo. Both hands-free sex toys feature very strong rumbly vibrations, two heads including one that vibrates on the prostate and the other on the perineum. Directly on the toys, there’s a simple 1 button interface. You simply press it once to start it and press again to cycle through the 6 powerful modes.
The silicone covered body is not too big either. So while this might not be the perfect first-time toy, it is still pretty accessible to most.
They both can be used in the shower or bath without any problems. And to top it all off, they’re both USB rechargeable and covered by Lelo’s great warranty.
The real difference with the pricier Hugo is that it comes with Lelo’s SenseMotion wireless controller. And what a difference it makes!
First of all, the remote adds much more control over the vibrations themselves. You can customize the 6 function’s strength with small increments. So if your prostate likes a more gradual climb, it can be well worth the investment.
But things get really exciting once you turn on the SenseMotion.
This neat little feature allows you to either gradually raise the vibrations by tilting the remote up to 90 degrees or make the vibrations more intense the harder you shake the controller… And this would be just a bad gimmick if the controller didn’t vibrate as well.
You heard me right! The vibrations in the controller perfectly imitate the vibrations found in the toy.
If hearing this doesn’t spark your imagination, let me help you get the ball rolling:
If by yourself, you could put the controller on the shake mode and masturbate with the vibrating remote in your hand. As you get more into it, the toy will vibrate more and more intensely, making it a very organic experience, with the vibrations on your prostate mirroring the ones found on your penis.
If with someone else, he or she could masturbate themselves with the vibrating controller and you would both be riding the same wave! Or they could put in on tilt mode and act as if they were the Caesar of your prostate.
Loki Wave by Lelo
The Loki Wave is the first toy for men to include Lelo’s WaveMotion technology.
It’s a unique function originally designed for Lelo’s best-selling G-Spot & Dual toys. But the G-Spot is not the only nerve cluster in town that enjoys that type of stimulation. Luckily, Lelo listened and gave us this amazing prostate stimulator.
I mean, just look at this thing go:
Now, you will need some decent anal experience to enjoy the Loki Wave since it’s about twice the size of the Hugo.
But if you can fit about two good fingers in there comfortably, this shouldn’t be too much of a problem. And rest assured that the Loki Wave is relatively easy to insert as well since it has a conveniently tapered tip.
The Loki Wave is also made of medical-grade silicone, it is fully waterproof, vibrates strongly on the perineum and prostate with 10 different modes, and is USB rechargeable. And even though it has a handle, it is also completely hands-free if you want it to be.
The Loki Wave also works pretty well for women as well.
Just make sure to sanitize it properly with a 10% bleach water solution followed by a good rinse before switching between users!
Plus, this is probably the most luxurious thing you’ll ever shove up your ass.