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When you bang out articles about banging it out, you're bound to land in Fuck Machine territory.
That's why we were surprised when we found out that there was almost no good information out there on the subject.
Which is a real shame since the market is plagued with expensive worthless duds.
God dammit, the people deserve the truth!
Needless to say that we're really excited to give you this comprehensive list.
Through the course of this article, we'll cover compact and cheaper models, a DIY hack, as well as full-size and feature packed sex machines.
So whether you have 150$ or 4000$ there's bound to be something for your drawer, closet or sex dungeon!
You'll probably want to check out our Vac-U-Lock Attachments & Toys guide as well since most sex machines come equipped with Vac-U-Lock Adapters by default.
So head on there if you want to see our complete list of compatible body-safe toys.
With that being said, here’s our top 11 list of the best sex machines, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
- 1 Cheap Sex Machines
- 2 Mid-Range Sex Machines
- 3 High-End Sex Machines
Cheap Sex Machines
Fun Factory's Stronic Line
Fun Factory has done it again. But it shouldn't be a surprise coming from a company that has been known for their countless innovations.
Before anything, know that these are far from having the strength of full-size fuck machines.
But don't fret, since we will get to those soon enough.
Now, this little little marvel of German engineering is not a vibrator, it is a... pulsator.
Harnessing the technology of the shake weights, this toy will effectively thrust for you.
So all you need is to be well lubricated, unhand the handle and let it go to town!
Of course, being so unique, these toys do have a bit of a learning curve to get the most out of them.
You see, while most of us would normally squeeze onto their toys during play, you should do the complete opposite with the Stronics.
Relaxing and letting them roam freely is key here.
It also helps if you keep a hand out (or prop up something) under the handle, so the toy doesn't just shoot out.
It has a nice range of functions going from nice & slow pulsations to very rapid almost vibration-like motions.
And even if the toy you choose isn't curved, it'll still work great on the G-spot none-the-less.
Just apply a bit of leverage by pressing down on the handle if you're laying on your back.
This way it'll start hitting your g-spot instead of simply thrusting inside of you.
Giving you exactly the type of tapping the G-spot is known to love.
And if you want more of a curve, there's always the Stronic G!
This model will have less of a tendency of gliding in and out of you like their more straightforward models.
But instead, it will zero in on your G-Spot without having to apply pressure on the handle.
They're also all rechargeable, almost completely silent, made of pure soft silicone and fully submersible underwater.
So if you love baths, well, you're welcome.
One thing to note is that the more textured the toy you choose the less likely will it be to glide back and forth during play. So keep that in mind while shopping!
All in all, It's a great little compact and cheaper option to fully sized Sex Machines.
Of course, this is a more subtle and nuanced experience.
So if you want a toy to just jackhammer you to high heavens, these might not do it for you. But the next entries will!
First of all, let's get the obvious out of the way: The Velvet Thrusters are truly ugly little bastards.
They come in only one horrible pastel color and the design is amateur at best.
I mean, it's a brand new toy, yet it looks like it's straight out of the 80s.
But once you've come to terms with that, the Velvet Thrusters are the closest thing to a handheld fuck machine you will ever find.
They're rechargeable, made of silicone, and sport a pretty decent 140 strokes per minute with 3 inches of thrust length.
You can also adjust the speed of the strokes with 10 gradual increments and the shaft is flexible enough for extended and comfortable use.
As of now, they offer only 4 different shapes and, again, one horrible color.
With enough lube, the thrusts should be strong enough for anal sex as well.
But it isn't impossible to stall them when clenching, so don't expect the power you'd normally get from a full-size fuck machine.
Another Caveat is that, compared to the Stronics, the Thrusters are loud little buggers.
But that's a small price to pay to get that sort of thrusting action in such a small package.
It's also worth noting that they're also not completely hands-free.
You will need to either hold on to your toy or prop it against something if you want to give your hands a break.
A good fix to this would be to get the Liberator Wing or Bonbon to hold your toy in place for you.
If you can look past the bad design and Robocop-like noises of these little portable sex machines, you've got yourself a pretty good compact option.
And in a world of expensive and bulky fucking machines, the Velvet Thrusters are like a breath of fresh air.
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Launch by Fleshlight
In the past, if you wanted an automatic masturbator, men really could only turn to expensive Fuck machines with Fleshlight attachments.
That is unless you wanted to blow a 1000$ on the bulky and ugly 4 piece Venus 2000.
Thankfully, the Launch changed all that.
Kiiroo, having already collaborated in the past with Fleshlight to make the great skin found inside the Onyx, worked in tandem with them once more to make the best compact automatic masturbator you can find.
Basically, it's meant to hold a Fleshlight and does all the motions for you.
It's compatible with any of the classic Fleshlights, so that gives you plenty of choices to pick from. They offer gender-neutral models as well as replicas of any orifices you can normally have sex with.
You can use it by itself, synchronize it with VR or 2D content or pair it with a Kiiroo vibrator to feel the motions of your partner from any distance.
And at 180 strokes per minute, this toy will literally fuck the shit out of you!
First of all, pardon my french. It is my mother tongue after all.
But I mean, just look at this thing go!
We can think of many ways to use this with a partner.
The Launch can be controlled by the Kiiroo Pearl 2 and Fuse Vibrators over any distance.
This means your partner can play with their Kiiroo toy and you will feel the motions being recreated live on the Launch.
And you don't necessarily need to use it across long distances.
If you enjoy looking at each other masturbate, you could simply use your toys in the same room and share the sensations in unison.
Like a bit of BDSM? Strap the launch on Mr. and stroke the Kiiroo toy with your hands and look at him squirm.
Interested in some interactive pornography?
Right now you have to pay for their App but you can find plenty of free compatible videos on Pornhub's interactive section as well.
And with many thanks to programmers like Qdot, you can also extend the compatibility with the other content out there greatly. Something that will make sure that the Launch will have a long and successful life.
If you're curious about all that geeky stuff, you should read this great little Reddit Thread.
The Launch simply provides the most realistic motions a compact male sex toy can have. And when coupled with the already realistic Fleshlights, you're in for a treat.
Use it alone, with a partner or along with some interactive content. The options are really endless.
DIY Power Tool Mod Sex Machine
Even cheaper than the previous entries, this DIY hack is a great way to acquire a cheap and powerful fucking machine.
First, you will need a Classic style reciprocating saw.
They can easily be found under 100$(USD) in most parts of the world.
If you don't already own one or you simply don't want to bother shopping for one, you can get an adapter & saw bundle from the dealers' bellow.
Next up you will need a Vac-U-Lock adapter.
This will replace the blade with a strong and stable attachment that is compatible with any Vac-U-Lock Dildos.
If you buy from Ken's twisted mind, you can remove the Vac-U-Lock bit and replace it with any other dildo adapter they hold.
This way, you don't have to limit yourself to Vac-U-lock only toys.
Finally, you will need a Light Dimmer extension cord.
This is because most reciprocating saws, even though they might have adjustable speeds, are still way to fast for most humans.
With strokes per minutes being usually in the 2000s, the dimmer will make it much smoother and manageable. This simple fix will let you start slow and go as far as you're willing to go.
And if you're the proud owner of a Magic Wand, chances are that you already have your own sex dimmer on hand!
Depending on the quality of your saw, this whole kit can easily be put together with a 100 to 150 dollars (USD).
So what's the catch?
Well, while you will get all the RPMs you could ask for, most reciprocating saws only have 3/4 inch to 1 1/4 inches in stroke length, which is way less than most of the best sex machines on sale today.
Also, this hack is almost impossible to be used alone.
So it is really only worth it if you're going to use it with the aid of a partner.
It's probably possible to attach it to a bedpost, clamp the button down and control the saw with the dimmer only. But it's quite the hassle and investing a bit more in a sex machine would definitely be a better choice.
Lastly, reciprocating saws are definitely noisier than actual fuck machines.
This DIY Fuck Machine may not be the best machine around, but if you mostly intend on playing with a partner, this is an awesome, powerful and dirt-cheap option.
But if you want to ride solo or if you're looking for better stroke length, I suggest you read on.
Cheapest Places to buy:
Adapter & Bundle
Worldwide: Ken's Twisted Mind
Mid-Range Sex Machines
Fuck Machine 3.0 by Fort Troff
It's almost criminal that people aren't more aware of Fort Troff.
This might be because their advertising targets mostly gay men. But believe us, their great toys work well for anyone willing to seriously get off.
Their Fuck Machine 3.0 is no exception and it is probably one of the most versatile sex machines we've ever seen.
First of all, it is remote controlled and features 200 strokes per minutes with a decent 2 inches of stroke length.
At 6 pounds, it is very light and portable and it also has enough torque to be used anally without a hitch.
Just keep in mind that if you use a toy that you have a hard time inserting manually on your own or if you clench with all your might, you can still stall this compact sex machine.
There are two points of adjustment on the base, so you can adjust the height and angle of the dildo however you want.
This means the machine can hit normal, more horizontal, angles as well as being able to get completely perpendicular to the ground.
So it's perfect if you like getting freaky while standing up or simply enjoy getting tied up that way.
The simple sturdy base is also just asking to be fastened to all sorts of places. So, if you want, you can get even more variety in the positioning of the sex machine.
The base also comes with removable suction cups that'll prevent your device from sliding all over the place when using it on flat ground.
Our favorite feature is that the base can be discarded completely, leaving you with a fully functional handheld "cock gun".
So if you were torn between our Power Tool Mod and a full-sized fucking machine, this is the perfect compromise.
Now that we're done kissing ass, there are some downsides to this device. So let the nitpicking begin.
Firstly, due to the very compact nature of the mechanical parts, the Fuck Machine 3.0's motor is a bit louder than the near silent motors found in the best sex machines.
But that's a very small price to pay to be able to act like a Terminator sent back in time to obliterate orifices.
Finally, the Fort Troff Fuck Machine only works with Vac-U-Lock compatible dildos.
This still leaves you with tons of options to choose from, but you won't be able to use your favorite suction cup dildos unless you're ready to drill holes in them.
While the Fort Troff Fuck Machines 3.0's specs should be enough to please most users, it is a favorite not because it sports the most torque, RPMs or stroke length.
We love this Sex machine for its versatility, price, small footprint, and weight. It's an innovative and unique quality design and we wouldn't expect less from Fort Troff.
Cheapest Places to buy:
Worldwide: Fort Troff
Beware, the site is a bit on the graphic side and definitely NSFW.
KTM Sex Machines ( U.S. )
Ken's Twisted Mind's sex machines are handmade in the United-States.
They have a great variety of quality sex machines, so whatever your budget and needs may be, there's a machine for you.
They're affordable, durable, powerful and to show their dedication to quality handiwork, they all come with a lifetime warranty.
KTM ships Worldwide with North American, European or Australian electrical inputs.
So your fuck machine will work almost anywhere. Just expect some extra shipping fees the further you get from the United States.
All their sex machines come with adjustable stroke length and you can also expect 6 to 7 inches of maximum stroke depth depending on the model.
The length can be adjusted manually without the aid of tools.
And thanks to their "Infinite" mechanism, there are no preset positions. So if you have picky bits, you can precisely customize your experience as needed.
The cheaper models can rock a good 200 strokes per minutes and their best sex machine can go as fast as 268 RPMs without breaking a robo-sweat. And depending on the model, you can expect about 20 to 60 Inch-Pound of torque.
So let's just say that these things won't stall on you.
Every model also comes with a remote control to adjust the speed without the aid of a partner.
KTM doesn't stop at making powerful fuck machines either, they also make a multitude of accessories and attachments.
They have rigid or flexible extension arms, suction cups to prevent your sex machine from sliding around, storage bags and an arm to hold your Magic Wand in place during penetration.
Just keep in mind that while the motors are almost silent, if you crank the speed way up, the slides and mechanical parts can get pretty noisy.
So if the walls are thin, crank the music up and ride on.
The Sneaky Pete is one of their most popular models. It is cheap, versatile and powerful.
You can also hit all sorts of positions with it and the 3-piece design is also great for rapid assembly and storage.
This also means that it's a perfect sex machine to travel with.
But if you enjoy larger toys, the Sneaky Pete Pro might be a better option. It's a tad bit slower but it has almost twice the torque of the original.
The Hide-A-Cock is one of their best budget models, its perfect for using while laying down in the bed.
So if you're a lazy masturbator, you will enjoy this little guy a lot. Its small footprint also means it's easier to hide than most models and easy to travel with as well.
The Thunder Balls, just like the Hide-A-Cock, is a perfect bed companion.
It has a better range of motions which allows for more positions than just laying down in bed. You can even angle it completely straight up.
Again, if you enjoy larger toys, the Thunder Balls Pro would probably be a better choice.
The Red Devil is basically a taller Thunder Balls, with an extra sex machine on its frame. So couples can get on top of each other while they both get tackled by the fuck machine.
You can also point the two devices in opposite directions if you want your own space or a better view.
If you use it solo it is also the best option in their collection for double penetration.
Unlike their dildo doubler attachments, each arm can be controlled individually and have their own stroke length as well.
The Nymphoconda is their most expensive and best sex machine.
If can be adjusted to almost any angle you throw at it and can reach up to 40 inches in height ( or 52 inches with the extension arm ).
It also delivers tons of torque and a maximum of 268 strokes per minutes.
So needless to say that It'll handle almost anything you can throw at it.
KTM offers some of the best sex machines and prices in the industry.
And all that is coming from a small operation in Louisiana.
So most of their machines are well worth the investment, especially if you live in the United States.
Cheapest Places to buy:
Worldwide: Ken's Twisted Mind
F-Machine by Cloud 9 Novelties ( Europe )
If you live in the U.K. and want to avoid the shipping and handling from KTM, a better option would be to go with F-Machine.
You can already see that they look more sleek and stylish than the rugged industrial looking sex machines offered by Ken.
But you won't get as many options since they only make 2 different models as of now.
The Gigolo is their budget option.
It's best suited for regular users and it won't be able to accommodate very large toys.
It feels modern, enhanced by a blue LED light that shines through its transparent casing.
This sex machine can also swivel and glide up and down on its base to hit all sorts of positions and angles.
You can expect up to 240 strokes per minute and 1 to 4 inches of stroke length.
The speeds can be switched by the wired controller or the included wireless remote control.
Unlike all the KTM fucking machines, you will need a tool to adjust the stroke length and you have to rely on the preset positions given.
It's also a bit of a bitch to assemble and pull apart, so it might not be the best option to travel with or stash in a pinch.
The Pro II is for people who enjoy the finer things.
At about 26 inch-pound in torque, it'll be able to accommodate larger toys if the need arises and it is a definite upgrade over the Gigolo.
Their best sex machine sports a maximum of 240 strokes per minutes and 1 to 6 inches of stroke length.
Unlike the Gigolo, you don't need any tools to adjust the length of the stroke. You will also be able to adjust the speed much more precisely thanks to its wired dial.
And whether it's for traveling or simply putting it away when the family comes over, the Pro II very easy to disassemble and put back together.
Like most self-respecting fuck machines, both models come outfitted with a Vac-U-Lock attachment.
There's not a lot of accessories available for the F-Machines but you do get the essentials.
They offer a dildo doubler for double penetration and a pretty good universal dildo holder.
A nice win over KTM sex machines is that you can switch the Voltage on your electrical input to match with the country you're in. So all you need is to get a lead that works in the country you're in and you're all set.
F-Machine also offers a 1-year warranty and a lifetime warranty on parts.
Like most sex machines, they're relatively silent at slow speeds and get significantly louder on the maximum settings.
Just make sure to get your own silicone dildos, since the included toy isn't the safest toy around.
Cloud 9 Novelties might not have tons of different models like KTM, but it offers sleek, quality devices that should please most.
So if you live in europe and want a great fuck machine, you should definitely consider them.
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Hismith Sex Machine ( China )
We usually never push Chinese made, amazon toys. But you can consider this sex machine one of the rare exceptions.
They ship almost everywhere and if you live in some parts of Europe, Asia or Australia, it might also be the only decent fuck machine you can get without spending an arm and a leg on shipping.
As you might've noticed, this device looks and works a lot like the Sneaky Pete and Pro II. Just like these two machines, the position and stroke length can easily be adjusted without the need for tools.
You can expect about 240 strokes per minutes and 2 to 6 inches in stroke length.
The Hismith also delivers enough torque to work with most large toys.
But you might need to prop the sex machine against a wall or something heavy if you don't want it to rock under the weight of some of the bulkier toys.
Unlike the Sneaky Pete and Pro II, the Hismith can also be used completely upright and remain stable without any issues.
It also comes shipped with a carry bag with a thick foam insert to keep your sex machine safe while you travel about.
As of now, there are two options to choose from.
And both models will come shipped with the power supply of the country it was ordered from.
The "New Designed Edition" is the standard model, it comes with the classic wired controller and a cheaper price tag.
The "Updated Edition" sports a slightly better motor that's less prone to overheating after 30 minutes of continuous use.
It also comes with a wireless remote control along with the classic controller.
You'll be also glad to find that there's plenty of attachment and accessories to choose from.
They offer, Vac-U-Lock, suction cup, and dildo doubler adapters, as well as rigid and flexible extension arms and toy clamps, are on the menu.
Just avoid their Magic Wand Holder, since it isn't strong enough to support the weight of the wand.
None of the adapters are included with the machine, so be sure to add them to your cart before checking out.
The main downside is that the parts for these fuck machines are mass produced and assembled, so your chances of getting defective units are larger than if you order from KTM or F-Machine.
But if you contact their customer support, they should be able to fix those issues promptly.
And Like most sex machine companies, you should also stay clear of their dildos.
You might not get the sleek design of F-machine or the durability and performances of the KTM's devices, but this is definitely a great option for people who might have a hard time getting their hands on these great mid-priced fuck machines.
High-End Sex Machines
After reading about all of those sex machines equipped only for penetration, you must think we just don't care much about vibrations.
Well, the Tremor has more vibration (and rotation) than anyone could ask for.
If you're familiar with straddle style vibrators, you might be wondering why it isn't the Sybian you're looking at.
To put it simply, the Tremor performs better, looks better and is easier to clean at a fraction of the price of the Sybian.
Before we get into the nitty-gritty, it's good to know that saddle style vibrators aren't for everyone.
If you're the type of person who, after a session with their Magic Wand, thinks they could use even more power, you will absolutely love the Tremor.
If you're into rotations or forced orgasms, you will also get a lot out of it.
Otherwise, you're better off saving your money for something else.
This saddle style sex machine rotates at 7000 RPMs and vibrates from 0 to 160 rotations per minutes.
And both features can be controlled independently thanks to their wired controller.
The Tremor comes out of the box with 2 silicone attachments, one for external play and another for penetration.
It is also possible to buy more attachments on their website.
And they are also interchangeable with any Sybian or Motorbunny attachments, so you won't run out of options.
Another great innovation over the Sybian is the removable silicone pad that covers the Tremor.
While the Sybian sells a fluid-proof cover separately, this cover comes included with every model and is completely sanitizable.
So if you plan on using this sex machine on more than one person, it doesn't get much more hygienic than that.
To top it all off, just like the Sybian, they offer a 2-year warranty.
The only real downside is that these fuck machines are all pretty damn loud.
But at this point, it doesn't really matter since, if you straddle this powerful toy, you won't be silent either.
While we're aware that the power offered by saddle style vibrators are not for everyone, the Tremor is still a major improvement in price and features over the now outdated Sybian.
This modern take is the best option today for power queens that just can't get enough.
Cheapest Places to buy:
Worldwide: The Tremor's official site
Better than Sybian isn't enough for you?
Well, what if I told you that there's even better than better than Sybian?
The Cowgirl is an even more powerful alternative covered in beautiful vegan leather that has more features than any other straddle-style vibrators.
Just like the other models, it comes with two silicone attachments that are interchangeable between all the other competitor's attachments.
It features adjustable vibration and rotation that can be controlled via a wired controller as well. But this is pretty much where the similarities end.
For one, the Cowgirl is probably the only saddle that offers vibration patterns as well as regular constant vibrations.
But most importantly, it can be App controlled from any distance.
So it is officially the most powerful toy made for long-distance relationships.
It is also the most comfortable and visually appealing design available so far.
Covered in vegan leather with a guitar amp style jack to plug in the beautifully crafted controller, it's obvious that the Cowgirl was inspired by high-end music gear.
And I don't think you have to be a musician or audiophile to appreciate what they did there.
The only real downside with this powerful sex machines is that it is probably the most expensive option when it comes to straddle-style vibrators.
But considering what it has to offer, it is well worth the investment for those with money to spare.
Comfortable, beautiful, feature-packed, app-controlled and extremely powerful, the Cowgirl obviously has a lot to offer.
So if you're a power queen with deep pockets, it doesn't really get much better than this.
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Shockspot Sex Machines
The Shockspot is simply the best sex machine available on the market today.
They outperform and have more features than any other fuck machine money can buy.
These luxury sex machines offer speeds up to 24 inches per second and about a 105 pounds in torque.
Stroke length will depend on the model you choose.
The classic and Dual Thruster models offer 8 inches max in stroke length and there's a 12-inch capable device as well.
So not only can the Shockspots accommodate larger toys, they can thrust deeper than any other sex machine out there.
One of our favorite features is that you can control the stroke length directly on the controllers with no needs to interface with the fuck machine itself.
This means that you can change the stroke depth without having to get up and stop the machine in the process.
The frame of the Shockspot is also one of the most versatile we've seen.
It can hit pretty much every angle you can throw at it and you can also completely fold down the Shockspot for easy storage.
This means it is not only easy to travel with but, once you're done, you can also just stash it under the bed. No disassembly needed.
These great sex machines can be controlled by a PC, a remote control or even with your partners Fleshlight with the V-Stroker Attachment.
With the Touch and Feel PC Software, you can either pick from the included presets or make your own programs.
Once this is all set, all you have to do you is press the palm button to set the machine in motion once you're in position.
The Shockspot can either be controlled by you or from anywhere else in the world. This makes the Shockspot perfect for solo use as well as being perfect for long-distance relationships and cam performers.
The remote control is optional and gives you control over the depth, speed, and smoothness of the strokes.
This way, you don't need any PC to operate your sex machine. Just know that you can't preprogram the action with it, you can only adjust as you go.
The Fleshlight and V-Stroker combo is also a favorite of couples in long distance relationships as well as cam performers. During use, the strokes on the masturbator are replicated on the Shockspot no matter how far your partner is.
Just be careful when adding and removing dildos or attachments.
Moving the rod side to side can damage the internal parts of the sex machine so make sure you apply force only in the direction of the stroke.
Lastly, the Shockspot comes with a 1-Year warranty.
The only improvements we would like to see in the future is an iOS equivalent to the touch and feel app as well as support for smartphones.
A dildo doubler could also be a nice addition, especially for the people who can't afford the Dual Thruster.
If you can afford it and you're looking for the best sex machine experience you can have, I have no idea what you are still doing on this blog.
Otherwise, if forking out a few thousand dollars on a fuck machine is a bit rich for your blood, KTM will probably be the next logical step for you.
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