10 Kinky Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas That Put Rose Petals To Shame

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Intro

Let me ask you a question, lovers.

Do we really need another article suggesting rose petals and candles to get our significant other in the mood on valentines day?

First of all, these ideas are so old and cliche that you can be sure that you won’t be the first one trying to woo the pearl of your eyes this way.
And even if you were, are you just gonna rinse and repeat that old formula every year until your relationship grows as tired as me before a scheduled article? 

So if you don’t want to pass for an uninspired lover and want to crank the heat up to the boiling point on this year’s valentine’s day, we suggest you keep on reading!

You should also take a peek at our couples toys articles ( for heterosexuals, gay men, and lesbians respectively ) since the items covered there would all make for great valentines day gift ideas as well.

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Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.

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With that being said, here’s our top 8 list of kinky valentines day gift ideas, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.

Cheap Gift Ideas

 

Massage Candles

Ok, I know I just threw a bunch of shade at suggesting candles in the intro, but this is different, I swear!

And these just couldn’t be ignored considering how we used to sell boatloads of them around valentine’s day back in my formative sex shop years.

Once lit, they work as perfectly normal scented candles with one big difference.
The melting “wax” turns into a hot massage oil that you can then drip onto your lover for a warm & unique massage.
And there’s something about the warm massage oil dripping onto your body that is especially stimulating.

These candles provide a nice ambiance and scent and, combined with a toasty massage, it could loosen up even the most frigid of us. 

Let’s just say that that it’s been a staple of my bedside cabinets for a while now, which is no small feat considering how many sex toys and tools have made their way in and out of my life.

Just make sure you keep something handy to wipe off your hands after since, like most massage oils, these are not safe to be used internally!

Conclusion

It’s time we update the old standard valentine’s day bedside candles and we have a hunch that these will do just the trick. 

And it would be plain crazy to resist the ambiance, pleasant aromas and, of course, the hot oil massages these can provide.

 

Heart Lock Chokers

Chokers and Collars are essentially the wedding rings of the BDSM world.
In our humble and somewhat twisted opinion, it’s simply the best way to say “you’re mine” to your favorite sub, slave, or significant other.

Additionally, considering how common and fashionable these have become, no one would think twice if they saw someone rocking a choker in public.
So let’s just say that we lost our collective minds when we first laid our eyes on these.

They’re your standard run of the mill chokers but, this time around, they come with a heart-shaped lock to secure it in place.
How something can be so adorable AND sexy at the same time is a mystery to us, but if you want to melt your partner’s heart and pants off, this is it.

And being made of high-quality leather, they might not be suitable for vegans, but they’re strong enough to tie a leash to them if the need arises!

These beautiful chokers come in black, red, and pink, as well as a multitude of sizes.  
So there’s truly a model for anyone. 

Conclusion

It doesn’t matter if you’re a die-hard BDSM practitioner or just a regular Joe / Jane.
These chokers are as romanticly kinky as it gets.

So whether you’re looking for a beautiful gift for your lover or your sub, these are hard to pass!

 

Naughty Candy Heart Plugs

Oh here’s another Item I used to sell a ton of around valentines day.
These are so damned cute and clever, even I caved in and got one for my girlfriend at the time.

This brilliant take on conversation heart candies are great functional silicone butt plugs,  kinky messages included.

They come in Pink, Yellow, and purple and in two different sizes with each model coming with a different message.

We also love that the larger the plug, the dirtier the “conversation” gets.

Smaller models will come with kinky messages like “Do me now”, “Spank me”, or “Be mine” while the bigger models will sport raunchier messages along the lines of “Fuck me”, “Ride me”, and “Fill me up”.

Additionally, the finish of the plugs is extremely soft to the touch but, being matte, they might require some extra lube to avoid drag during play.

These adorable nostalgic pieces are the best way to reconcile with the past ( or shove it right up your ass! ).

Conclusion

If you’re looking for a nice valentine’s day gift that will transport you back to simpler times, these are pretty hard to beat.

Package them with some actual conversation heart candies for that extra oomph!

 

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Mid-Range Gift Ideas

 

Heart-Shaped Glass Toys

Glass toys are just plain beautiful and, having a very jewel-like quality to them, they make for great gift ideas for your significant other.

Now throw in some heart shaped handles and bases for good measure and you’ve got yourself a perfect valentines day themed sex toy!

And don’t fret folks, being made of borosilicate glass ( what you’ll find in Pyrex ) these won’t just shatter on you, so you can mistreat them all you want.

Of course, we’re not saying that they’re indestructible.
But unless they’ve been exposed to large amounts of gamma rays or got bit by a radioactive spider, bums and vags won’t be the end of them.

Another big advantage is that, just like silicone, being non-porous, they can be fully sanitized with either a 10-minute boil or a 10% bleach water solution wash followed with a thorough rinse.

If you’re looking for a dildo, the Icicles No. 82 and the Heart of Glass are both great choices.

The Icicles No. 82 is the more textured of the two, while the Heart of glass is much smoother and comes with an inconspicuous glass storage base.

Both models come with a stopper, so they’re entirely safe to use either anally or vaginally.

Speaking of anal, if you’d rather go with a butt plug, Icicles make the great No. 74 & 75.

The main difference between the two being the color, with the 74 being black and the 75 being Pink.

Otherwise, they also make the No. 76 & 77 which come with rose bases instead.
And while not heart-shaped, they still fit the valentines day theme quite well nonetheless.

Conclusion

Combine the jewel-like quality of these and the heart-shaped bases, and you’ve got yourself a recipe for success.

Pack these in a nice jewelry box and tie it up with a ribbon for extra effect!

 

Heart Shaped Paddles & Crops 

In French, we have an expression that goes “Qui aime bien, châtie bien” which essentially means “Who loves well, punishes well” (I know, how very French of us).

Well, these paddles and crops are the pure embodiment of that said expression.

Heart shaped or with heart indentations, these will ensure that any self-respecting spank results in a heart-shaped impression on your lover’s body.

Of course, all things that go “WHACK” should be used with caution. 
So make sure you read our entry on impact toys in our BDSM tools article to avoid any real damage during play. 

Most of our favorite options can be found in the Stockroom’s selection, with gorgeous options being the norm there.

But if you’re not necessarily hemorrhaging money at the moment, Sportsheets, one of the best budget bondage and BDSM gear company, has a pretty cute and decent leather paddle for that purpose as well.

Conclusion

If you’re looking for a gift that’ll be sure to leave a mark ( wink, wink ) these are just as adorable as they sting.

And there’s really an option for every budget, so no bums should be left unbruised on this year’s valentines day!

 

Clone-A-Willy/Pussy Silicone & Chocolate Replicas

There’s no greater gift than the gift of oneself.
And there is not a more literal way to do so than with a Clone-a-willy or Clone-a-pussy kit!

These kits will allow you to make a silicone or chocolate replicas of penises and vaginas alike.

And while the silicone versions of these kits will make for perfectly usable and body-safe dildos, the Clone-A-Pussy kits are not usable and only for decorative means.

It’s a great way to immortalize your love for each other’s bits nonetheless, unless you go the edible chocolate route, of course.

I mean, I don’t know for you, but chocolate is definitely not immortal around me.

The silicone kits come in multiple colors, ranging from natural skin tones to more colorful options.

There’s also an ok vibrator bundled with the silicone kits, but it could be pretty underwhelming to some.
But don’t you worry since it’s entirely optional to insert it in the finished product in the very last step.

The trickiest part of the process is the molding itself.

So make sure to read up on the process in our dedicated DIY sex toy article if you want to avoid any complications.

We also outline some ways of making a stopper for your DIY dildos, a step that could be pretty useful if one of you plans on using their dildo anally.

Conclusion

Who wouldn’t dream of getting a copy of their favorite genitalia as a gift?

And since it’s a ton of silly fun to make these as a couple, you could just give the kit as is, but surprising your loved ones with a finished product is also a great way to go about it.

 

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High-End Gift Ideas

 

Crave’s Vesper

Gifting a beautiful necklace to your significant other is a staple amongst romantic gifts.
And the Vesper bridges the gap between jewelry and sex toys in a beautiful way.

Embraced by celebrities and fashionistas alike, this bullet vibrator necklace is as stylish as it gets.

Just like chokers have made their way out of the bedroom, this beautiful piece of jewelry aims to do the same for bullet vibes.
And again, just like chokers, there’s something especially romantic about attaching one of these to your lover’s neck after the great unveiling.

Made of medical grade stainless steel, Crave’s opus can be plated with a hint of rose gold or completely covered with 24 karat gold for an extra fee.

And of course, if you’re not satisfied with the standard chain it comes with, you can easily replace it with a longer or fancier chain of your choosing.

When it comes to the vibrations, the Vesper leans more towards the Buzzy than the Rumbly.
And while this would usually be a negative thing for most women, the slim metallic frame carries the vibrations in a surprising and satisfying way. 
A lot of women who usually prefer rumbles in their toys, report enjoying the Vesper none the less.

Due to its slim nature, this luxury vibrator can be pretty pinpoint. But know that if you’re not into that type of stimulation, holding the Vesper loosely or by the chain should solve it for you.
Heck, it can be pretty sexy to tease yourself or someone else this way no matter if you prefer pinpoint vibrations or not.

To top it all off, the Vesper is rechargeable and holds about a 2-hour charge.
And while it is splashproof, it isn’t submersible under water, so keep it out of the bath and jacuzzi if you want it to live a long life.

Conclusion

The Vesper by Crave is a beautiful stealthy piece of jewelry that you can easily carry in the bedroom when things get a little heated.

This is a perfect gift for lesbian couples or women who just love to carry a vibe with them at all times.

 

Heart Wedge By Liberator

Faithful readers will know that we’re complete suckers for Liberator.

May it be for their ramps and wedges, waterproof throws, toy holders, or sex furniture, they’ve always managed to get our praise.

But what made them so popular is definitely their flagship ramps and wedges, allowing bottoms to comfortably align their hips, whether in missionary or doggy, in a way that is favorable for G-Spot & Prostate stimulation.

Couple this with the fact that their covers are removable and machine washable, and you got yourself a pretty irresistible combo.

Especially when you’re trying to keep your damned pillows clean.

The heart wedge is no different, but with one exception:
It is so inconspicuous that it could easily be left in your bed or even on your couch without raising any questions from nosy visitors.

Which is great since these spots are most likely where you’ll end up going to town on each other!

Conclusion

Heart-Shaped, these wedges would definitely make for some great valentine’s day gifts.
But there’s no greater gift than the G-Spot and Prostate orgasms that these will facilitate.

And not having to take your wedge out of storage every time you feel a little randy is a big plus.