The dildo is celebrating its 28,000th birthday and it has never looked better.
Probably being the earliest sex toy in the history of human civilization, I certainly understand the appeal. It gives you most of the fun of a good banging without having to deal with any of the stuff that might come attached to it.
Though if you’d like to have someone attached to it, you’ll probably be glad to know that most of our selection is harness compatible. So fans of pegging, strap-on lesbos, and trans men rejoice!
They’re also almost all safe for anal play. As long as there is a base, suction cup, or testicles attached, you should be good to go.
If you took a wrong turn and you’d rather be looking at non-realistic and abstract dildos, please refer to our non-realistic dildo list & fantasy dildo list.
Otherwise, if you’re looking for truly huge realistic dildos, you’re probably better off reading our large sex toys list.
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
With that being said, here’s our top 16 list of the most realistic dildos, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
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Best dirt-cheap rigid suction cup dildos |
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Best squishy & cheap realistic dildos with suction cups |
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Best cheap dual-density suction cup dildos |
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Best affordable “artsy” suction cup dildos |
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Most realistic-feeling cheap dual-density dildo |
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Most affordable lifelike dildo models |
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Best semi-realistic dual-density suction cup dildos |
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Best rigid dual-density dildos |
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Great affordable suction cup dual-density dildos with extra sliding skin feature |
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Best balanced & beautiful dual-density dildos |
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Best poseable dual-density dildos for prostates & g-spots |
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Best squishy & beautiful dual-density dildos |
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Best triple-density dildo |
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Most powerful realistic dildo vibrator |
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Most realistic affordable thrusting/rotating dildo |
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Best affordable thrusting dildos |
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Best realistic thrusting dildos |
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Most hyper-realistic dual-density dildos |
Cheap Lifelike Dildos
Colours by Ns Novelties
If you’re in for a body-safe, and realistic cheap dildo with a suction cup, you’ve come to the right place, my friend.
The Colours come in many colors ( shocking, right? ) and in a wide range of models and sizes.
Most importantly, these are probably the cheapest realistic dildos you will ever find. And considering that, at this price, the closest you’ll get to silicone is a misleading name slapped on a toxic porous toy, this is quite the achievement.
The only real catch is that they’re pretty rigid and the detailed veins and head can be painful or uncomfortable to some.
But if you’re low on funds and still want a body-safe cheap realistic dildo, it doesn’t get much better than this.
Coloursoft by Ns Novelties
You guessed it! The Coloursofts are the softer relatives to the Colours mentioned above.
They’re as detailed, but the squish you’ll get out of these will smooth out most of the bumps and veins you may encounter during play. So if you felt a little cheated because there wasn’t a cheap realistic dildo with all the squish you need, consider yourself reassured.
Unlike the Colours, you’ll have a little fewer choices to pick from but when it comes to quality squishy dildos for cheap, it doesn’t get much better than this.
UPDATE: They’ve now released the Dual-Density Colours which combines both of their silicone densities into one single toy with a firm inner core and squishy outer layer.
These come in the same sizes and even more color choices than the Coloursofts and are some of the cheapest quality Dual-Density Toys as of yet!
Blush’s Neo Elite Dildos
Yep, Blush again. I told you we liked them!
But this time around, they’re blessing us with beautiful, affordable & realistic dual-density dildos!
And the dual-density on these guys is pretty impressive for the price!
For those who don’t know, Dual-density toys are made of two layers of silicone of different consistencies: The inner layer is the most rigid, keeping the toy erect while still being bendable, while the outside layer is much more squishy. Having the best of both worlds, this results in a toy that feels very natural to play with while remaining body-safe unlike most real feel dildos out there. Looking for the best dildo material? This is it!
The suction cups on these guys are also very functional, which is a rare thing when it comes to dual-density dils.
The Neo Elite dildos come in multiple sizes & shapes, as well as beautiful neon colors.
Otherwise, these cheap realistic dildos are pretty hard to beat in terms of value since most the features included are usually reserved for premium toys.
Addiction Dildos
Addiction offers some of the most unique affordable body-safe suction cup dildos you can get.
The designs here are highly inspired by independent toy makers whose toys tend to border on art. So it’s a great way to get a cool and quirky dildos for cheap!
Now, if quirky & affordable realistic dildos aren’t enough to get your attention, know that they also come with pretty good suction cups! And we all know that a good suction cup can make any dildo better!
While I know you’re here to find a dope cheap realistic dildo, it’s worth mentioning they make the most affordable fantasy dildos I’ve ever seen as well! A cool feat considering most fantasy dildos are real pricy.
BMS Naked Addiction
For the money, the Naked Addiction dildo is probably the most realistic feeling dual-density dildo you can get your hands on today.
Heck, this dual-density material labeled IncrediFeel™ ( yikes! ) rivals even the likes of the amazing Vixskin mentioned below, for about half the price! And since DD is the best dildo material you can find, y’all should be quite excited!
What’s more? Well, this dildo also comes with a pretty damn decent suction cup as well.
A dildo that is both amazing and cheap? So what’s the catch?
When it comes to the dildo itself, there’s not much to complain about. Feel-wise, this cheap dildo could easily rival some of the best dual-density dildos.
It doesn’t look really that good compared to the most realistic dildos on this list, but it feels so real that it’s hard to hold it against BMS. Plus, most real-feel dildos are made of toxic materials and don’t look much better than this. So unless you need your toys to look gorgeous to get off, there’s not much to complain about here.
The Naked Addiction also comes in White, Caramel, Blue, and 2 different comprehensive sizes!
A bit strange that they skipped the black dildo since white, caramel, and black is usually the standard.
But I do like the inclusion of both a “regular” 6-inch dildo as well as a thick 8 incher for all the size queens & kings out there!
Mid-Range Hyper Realistic Dildos
Fleshlight & Fleshjack Dildos
If you’re willing to spend a little more without having to skip a meal this week, these super realistic dildos are definitely worth a look.
Like the Fleshjack & Fleshlight line of masturbators, these beauties are molded directly off popular gay & straight male porn stars respectively. So if the idea of owning a replica of someone else’s junk is a little unnerving to you, you should probably skip this entry.
Otherwise, the detailed molds of these toys make them as realistic as they can get with every vein and fold being duplicated to a tee.
It also helps that the silicone has a nice rigidity to it while still being bendable and somewhat squishy. While they aren’t as good as dual-density dildos, the realism and detail of these replicas sure make up for it.
Every toy also tries to replicate the exact skin tone of its actor, with no unnatural preset tones. A nice touch in a world filled with very beige and very brown dildos.
There are also a few options that come with removable suction cups.
It’s not clearly stated if it is indeed a rebranded Tantus suction cup that is included. But if it isn’t the case, it’s a near-perfect copy. And these bad boys will fit in almost any toy with a bullet hole as well!
Avant Ergo by Blush
Following closely behind indie companies, big manufacturers all seem to have jumped on the dual-density bandwagon.
The Avant Ergo dildos ( previously called the Realnude ) is Blush’s attempt at making their own version of this popular silicone combo. And being one of our favorite affordable brands, our expectations were quite high.
Well, we’re happy to say that, as usual, they’ve delivered!
More on the Semi-Realistic side, they’ll appeal more to people who aren’t looking for veins and folds galore. They still offer realistic skin tones as well as pink and blue options for most of their toys.
So how do their dual-density dildos compare to the competition?
Well, like most blends, they’re squishier than Tantus’s O2, and the firm core is one of the bendiest around.
Most importantly, decent suction cups come included with every model.
A feature that rarely makes an appearance in dual-density toys. We’d even go as far as saying that they’re the best suction cups you can find on any dual-density dildo. An impressive feat coming from such a budget option.
O2 Dildos by Tantus
I think the reason behind why they call it the O2 is because, after trying out these dual-density dongs, you’ll end up needing them like Oxygen.
They come in a variety of sizes, shapes, and colors and Tantus’ signature minimalistic design is still present even with these realistic toys.
So if you like your fake dicks as much as you love design, this is as classy as a faux-cock gets.
It’s worth noting that Tantus’ take on dual-density is more rigid than the other alternatives out there.
And for some, that’s actually some pretty good news.
Clearly hell-bent on being dual-everything, Tantus even offers some models with two different silicone finishes. The matte shafts along with the smoother tips feel natural all while making insertion easier as well in the process.
We only wished they made more suction cup compatible models.
As of now, Sam & Alan are the only realistic options that’ll work with it.
You are also required to buy the suction cup add-on separately, making the combination as expensive as the Vixskin models with integrated suction cups.
The Tantus Suction cup does perform better in most cases though. And being able to use it with almost any other toy with a bullet hole is also a huge plus as a good realistic dildo vibrator is quite rare.
Strap-On-Me Sliding Skin Dildo
For those who’ve seen my recent reviews and updates, you might notice that I’m really starting to get into Strap-On-Me, a somewhat newer brand making big waves as of late!
They’ve recently released a few dual-density dildos, and while their other models were non / semi-realistic, their newer realistic options are definitely interesting enough to mention!
Strap-On-Me’s dual-density Sliding Skin dildos come with a detached second layer, allowing the said layer to slide up and down the shafts in a natural way.
Though it is worth noting that this isn’t a foreskin dildo meant to simulate the way skin moves on an uncircumcised penis.
Plus, these rare elusive foreskin dildos are usually made from unsafe materials. What’s more, if they were to be made of silicone, they would most likely be much harder to sanitize ( like an uncircumcised dick! ) and be prone to tears, rendering them porous and non-body safe in the process.
They also come in 5 different sizes ( !!! ) and 3 different colors so you’ll definitely find something to match your needs and tastes here.
I just love it when a great toy is released along with a nice range of options. And Strap-On-Me knows, like me, seems to know how important that is.
There are too many great toys locked to 1 or 2 sizes and one specific aesthetic, making tons of people with different tastes and needs to be entirely left out. So this is definitely a breath of fresh air!
Now I do wish they included more realistic color tones as just vanilla does leave caramel and chocolate lovers out… but I’ll let that “slide” ( wink wink ) for now.
It is worth noting that, while innovative, the sliding skin tech might not be entirely what you expect.
If you stroke it with your hand, sure you will feel and see the skin move and bunch up in a satisfying way. Hell, maybe even anally you’ll feel a little shifting if you use a big enough toy.
But when used vaginally, the skin will barely move at all as it requires quite the grip to make it happen. So when used that way they feel more like any other dual-density dildo.
So the sliding skin feature here is more for those who get turned on by how a lifelike dildo feels in hand. I’d see this being pretty useful for those who are very turned on by hand-jobs, strap-on users who are into gender play, or trans men looking for a play prosthetic that would feel more realistic in hand.
Still, for the price, they are indeed pretty good dual-density dildos with plenty of great size options to pick from! So sliding skin aside, they’re still well worth your time and money! Plus, have you seen the heart-shaped suction cups? I mean, just that alone should make you want them!
Uberrime’s Dual-Density Dildos
Uberrime is an indie company that usually specializes in single-density fantasy toys. So it was a bit of a surprise when the beloved indie company came out with the Splendid, a beautifully realistic dual-density dildo.
Thankfully, Uberrime didn’t spot there as they just released a ton of beautifully realistic dual-density dildos! So there’s really something for everyone here.
Thanks to its now larger selection of dual-density toys, I’d even go as far as saying that Uberimme now rivals the likes of Vixen Creations’ Vixskin toys!
And if you know how much we love these, you shouldn’t take this lightly.
Uberimme’s dual-density dildos are nicely textured and come with pronounced coronal ridges that’ll stimulate both g-spots and prostates alike during penetration.
Thanks to the squishy outer silicone layer, none of these features become too intense or irritating during extended play.
Speaking of Uberrime’s take on dual-density, it’s a beautiful middle ground between the more rigid O2 and squishier Vixskin. So if you’re not sure what to pick, just go with Uberrime!
High-End Lifelike Dildos
New York Toy Collective Dildos
Here’s another indy company that has made its way into my cold, cold heart.
Sex-positive and offering all sorts of great appendages for trans men, it’s quite easy to feel good about this company. But the solid toys they offer can easily shine on their own.
Proud owners of g-spots and prostates have all fallen in love with their dual-density pack & play toys.
That’s all thanks to their pronounced (yet soft) heads, known to reduce even the most demanding into puddles of their former selves.
And while their Pack & Play Dildos were originally meant to be worn by Trans Men, cisgender folks & trans women should definitely not let that deter them. The posable shafts meant to be tucked away in pants can also be used to get the perfect angle for penetration!
They also hold the Ellis and the very large Leroy, which are two great dual-density uncircumcised dildo options.
And many would argue that this world truly needs more natural uncut dildos. So here’s another victory for humanity provided by the fine folks at NYTC!
These two realistic uncut dildo choices come without the pronounced heads found on their pack & play toys. So if you prefer your dils straight and to the point, these will probably work better for you.
It’s also worth noting that Ellis comes with a suction cup and no posable core while the Leroy is posable and without a suction cup.
Another great selling point is that they offer a multitude of gorgeous colors for their toys.
But those who prefer their dildos as realistic as possible should rest easy since most of their toys come in many shades of natural skin tones as well.
Vixskin Dildos by Vixen Creations
You know a toy is good when it manages to sneak its way into almost all of the other entries. It’s simply because, for a long time, anyone looking for the best dildo ever made would definitely stumble on the Vixskin toys throughout their research. You see…
Vixskin is the Cadillac of dual-density silicone.
We’d even argue that it is one of the best and most natural dual-density blends that you can buy without burning a serious hole in your pocket.
It also helps that Vixen Creations was essentially the one to popularize Dual-Density, which is now known to be the best dildo material around. So we’re not talking about some unknown in the field here!
Vixskin dildos have some of the squishiest outside layers in the business, balanced out by a rigid yet still bendable core.
There are also tons of options to choose from here. Every realistic dildo comes in at least 3 natural colors, with some models having gorgeous and colorful marbled options as well. So if you’ve been having a hard time finding caramel or black realistic dildos, you’re welcome!
Vixen Creations also offer a few models with suction cups.
Those models are the Maverick, Mustang, Tex, and Vixskin Randy, more precisely.
Although your success may vary from one toy to another, most of them should work pretty well on horizontal surfaces. Vertical planes are a bit harder on these suction cups. So make sure to pick a very smooth surface and press hard when securing your toy!
Pris Toys Android Trinity
Pris Toys’s recently become one of those indies breaking into mainstream retail and making waves. Which is a reputation that solidifies itself with each new release. But this release in question is special, you see. It’s a triple-density dildo… and probably one of the best ones around so far!
This toy is essentially what I hoped the Realcock 2 felt like ( more on this one later ). Don’t get me wrong, the Realcock 2 is probably the most realistic-looking body-safe dildo out there. But The Android Trinity might very well be the most realistic feeling of the two.
So how does triple-density silicone work?
The first two layers work like your usual dual-density combos: a firm inner core to keep the dildo erect covered by a squishier outer layer providing all the squish of a real lifelike dick.
Layer number 3 is where things get real interesting though. This last density is a thin layer of firmer silicone that wraps everything up, which ends up feeling like moving skin as you play with the toy, adding an extra layer ( forgive the pun ) of realism to the whole experience.
Now all those layers of different densities do come with a few small caveats.
For one, it’s easier to rip the thin outer layer, which could compromise the integrity of your toy and make it non-body-safe in the process. So if I were you, I would be careful with nails, teeth, or even metal O-rings on strap-ons.
I would also avoid laying the dildo flat for long periods of time as all the different densities interacting with each other could create a flat spot. Thankfully, it can stand upright without much trouble.
It’s also worth noting that you do need space for all those layers, which leads most triple-density dildos to be rather big. Now the Android Trinity is the smallest I’ve seen so far, getting much closer to regular sizes than its competition at 7 inches of insertable length and 1.6 inches in diameter. But remember, this toy SQUISHES so it’ll feel a touch less girthy than what it looks like on paper.
Of course, being Pris Toys, The android is absolutely gorgeous and surprisingly affordable for a triple-density toy.
While most triple-density toys are pretty pricey ( and not quite there imho ) the Android is really reasonably priced considering it is essentially 3 times the work of a normal dildo.
It also helps that it’s probably the best take on triple-density I’ve seen so far with the quite larger Uberimme Bella coming in a close second!
Ballistic Dual Stimulation by Evolved
Looking for the best realistic dildo vibrator that buzzes with the motherfucking ( or fatherfucking ) power of a MAGIC WAND!?
Well, get ready to have your mind AND junk blown, because this is it folks. I mean, it’s so powerful you could omit from buying a Wand altogether. Just grab that dil by the ever-present balls and use it like any other wand vibrator!
Plus, considering how rare decent realistic vibrating dildos are ( especially ones that are body-safe with suction cups ) this is a true gift from the gods.
If you’re wondering how powerful this toy truly is, during his original review, Zack was surprised to find that during dual penetration with a dick and said dildo, the vibrations could be felt from the anus to the vaginal canal, providing vibrations to the bio-dick as well!
Feature-wise, you won’t be left hungry either since it’s waterproof, comes with a wireless controller, and a suction cup to sweeten the deal.
To be fair the controller isn’t anything special and it’s a tad cheap but it’s nice to have the feature if needed. Plus, the buttons on the actual toy are always there if anything goes horribly wrong with it.
With the toy being quite heavy thanks to its huge power output, don’t expect the suction cup to hold up horizontally either. But it’ll still do quite well vertically for all your riding needs.
There are still a few other caveats here, though I wouldn’t let that deter you.
For one, the silicone can be quite rigid, which isn’t for everyone. Though I have a feeling that this is due to the fact that soft silicone might dampen the vibrations a bit, which is the real star of the show here when it comes to this realistic vibrating dildo. Still, the texture is extremely soft and somewhat makes up for it.
The Big balls are a bit weird as well but you still need space for such a monster motor. So I’ll forgive them on this one since this toy is truly mind-blowing and shouldn’t be ignored.
BMS Naked Addiction Freak
Remember the affordable, soft, and realistic dual-density Naked Addiction dildo from earlier? What if it thrusts and rotates like it was possessed by Pazuzu himself? Well, you’d get the Naked Addiction Freak, of course!
Like its motorless sibling, the Freak has a pretty decent suction cup and is still pretty cheap ( for a thrusting dildo ).
Unlike your usual thrusting dildo, this toy doesn’t only thrust, it rotates as well! So it literally and figuratively screws you!
There are 7 motions to switch through, each more intense than the other. While some functions show off more traditional in-and-out action, the more you progress through the modes, the more crazy and twisty things get!
Like most rotating toys, you can also bend the shaft a little bit for some more intense rotations, though this can cause a bit of extra stress on the motors, so don’t abuse it!
Of course, there are also some vibrations included and they’re surprisingly not bad for a budget toy! Of course, like most powerful-ish affordable vibrators, the rumbles slowly convert to buzz the higher the settings are ( That’s 7 in total ).
All the above is controlled by a handy little wireless controller. So it’s even better for hands-free play than buttons on the device itself!
So how does the Freak compare to other more expensive thrusting dildos like the Velvet Thrusters ( more on these below )?
Well, the Freak has a significantly shorter thrust length ( 1.5 inches vs 2.5 on the VT Teddy & 3.5 on VT Prime ). To make up for the shorter thrust length the freak does have extra usable length on the dildo itself. For example, on some trusters ( especially the VT’s Mini Teddy ), it’s quite easy to get caught in the folding parts, so that’s definitely welcome.
The Naked Addiction Freak also only lasts for 30 to 40 minutes on a full charge, which might not be enough for the particularly demanding folks or fans of edging.
On a more positive note, the Freak is a lot more realistic than even the most realistic Thrusters available today, so if you prefer more lifelike dildos, you’ll definitely prefer this one. It is also much less loud than most similar toys, though this might be due to the smaller motors dishing out only a fraction of the thrust length of what other devices are capable of.
Like most other existing thrusters, the Freak is also not waterproof, so do exercise some caution not to throw water in the charging port while cleaning this toy!
Velvet Thruster Teddy
It seems like Velvet Co. finally listened since they just recently released the Velvet Thruster Teddy, which addresses most of the problems of the original!
First of all, this thrusting dildo is much less of an eyesore and it comes in 3 more colors for a total of 4.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg since the newer models are cheaper and come with suction cups, rendering them entirely hands-free this time around.
The handle is also much smaller and comfortable to use, the motors are quieter, and it’s much more splashproof than the earlier vented models.
While the improvement is a pretty big one, the mini is still not 100% waterproof. It’s also not as fast as the original on the highest setting. But that shouldn’t much of an issue to most since the higher speeds of the original were a bit much.
Another downside, when compared to the original, is that they offer a bit less insertable length and the shaft is a little less flexible than its counterpart.
But if you’re craving more length, girth, and a more lifelike dildo overall nothing stops you from strapping a Vixskin extender ( Colossus or Holster ) over your thruster like Cy AKA Dr. Spankenstein over at Super Smash Cache.
That’s right, a dual-density density, body-safe, hands-free, thrusting dildo. Perfection is real everyone.
UPDATE: Velvet Thruster just released an XL Version of the Teddy! It’s not that much thicker as it is longer, but the extra length is definitely welcome. So if you found the original to be underwhelming, this is your guy!
Velvet Thruster Prime Jackie & Sammie
The Velvet Thruster Primes are the closest thing to a handheld fuck machine you will ever find.
This brand new generation of thrusting dildos are rechargeable, made of silicone, and sport a pretty decent 140 strokes per minute with 3.5 inches of thrust length. You can also adjust the speed of the strokes with 10 gradual increments and the shaft is flexible enough for extended and comfortable use.
But most importantly, this new iteration is entirely customizable!
They have 5 different insertable ends which come in 4 different colors, as well as 3 base attachments to pick from.
Of course, if you’re interested in realistic toys, only 2 different insertable ends are going to do the trick. Jackie and Sammie are the only realistic ends they offer, with Sammie being a thicker and longer version of the Jackie. So if you’re a bit of a size queen/king, Sammie is definitely your best bet!
Plus, you can choose the color of your shafts and bases ( with 3 colors to pick from ) independently, so you can really go wild with the customizations here!
The new base attachments are probably my favorite addition. You can choose between a pretty decent suction cup, a handle for a partner as well as a curved handle for solo play!
RealCock 2
From the makers of the uncanny and luxurious Real Dolls comes the most realistic dildo ever made!
It’s also the only dual-density silicone toy to have a hand-painted silicone layer that provides realistic color variations instead of opting for one solid ( and less realistic ) hue. Meaning that you get to have a super realistic dildo that is also body-safe.
There is something quite interesting and innovative about their take on Dual-Density as well.
You see, the two layers of silicone act like any other dual-density blend, with one big difference: The second layer isn’t attached to the first, acting like a realistic layer of skin that slides up and down as you thrust.
Foreskin lovers shouldn’t get too excited though since the RealCock 2 acts more like a circumcised penis than a pristine one.
The balls also float loosely inside of the scrotum and are just a blast to play with, whether you’re into balls or not ( heterosexual man speaking here ).
The RealCock 2 is now offered in 5 different shapes and 3 realistic skin tones.
A nice addition since they originally were limited to two rather large sizes and only one ( very caucasian ) color. So if you’re looking for a black realistic dildo or a caramel one, they’ve got your back as well!
All 5 models also now come with Vac-U-Lock compatible holes.
Meaning you can attach this hyper-realistic dildo to any Vac-U-Lock harness, suction cup as well as most fuck machines.
The only caveat is that these are the most expensive toy you’ll find on this list. But if you can afford them, they’re completely worth it. Especially when you consider the amount of work that is put into each one of them and how they’re probably the best dildos ever made with this level of realism.