Size Queens and Kings assemble!
Unsafe & porous materials have dominated the large sex toy industry for too long with PVC and Latex being the standard for years. But today it doesn’t have to be this way since monster dildos, fisting, and anal toys now come in all sorts of body-safe materials!
Today we’ll cover the best silicone & stainless steel toys that are bound to stretch you out like your name is Stretch Armstrong.
2 inches is the minimum diameter for the extra large dildos found on this list.
If that sounds a little too much for you, you’re probably going to be better off reading our butt plug, prostate, and realistic and unrealistic dildo lists instead!
Most of the dildos on this list are also strap-on compatible, so as long as they have a base ( or balls ), you should be ready to go!
Also, if you’re looking for large fantasy and/or dragon dildos, you might be better off reading our fantasy dildos & Bad Dragon alternatives article instead.
So if I didn’t scare you away yet, grab your best bulk lube and read on!
Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.
That being said, here’s our top 12 list of best big sex toys, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
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Cheapest Extra Large dildos you can buy |
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Most affordable Big dildos for Geeks |
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Best abstract big dildos for the money |
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Huge selection of big & minimalistic sex toys |
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Best large silicone anal beads |
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Most realistic feeling monster dildos |
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Best abstract & whimsical big dildos |
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Most gorgeous high-quality extra large dildos |
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Massive selection of huge dildos |
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Largest collection of big to huge dildos ( realistic & fantasy ) |
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Biggest stainless steel double-ended dildo |
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Most realistic big dildo in the business |
Silicone Willy’s Big Dildos
Blush is known for quality affordable body-safe toys, so it’s no surprise that they have their own affordable version of big silicone dildos.
I have no idea how they managed to keep these this cheap considering the sizes on hand but we’re definitely not complaining!
The Silicone Willy’s are pretty realistic for the dirt-cheap price and come with some decent suction cups as well.
Though, like most budget silicone toys, these are definitely on the rigid side of things so they won’t have as much give as the other big dildos on this list
They also don’t have a ton of models on offer with only 2 options to pick from, each coming in 3 different skin tones.
But if you want more options and colors, for a few bucks more, you can get the Colours’ Big dildos, which are almost identical in quality.
They only have one 10 inches long and 2.5-inch in diameter model that comes in 4 colors. But the suction cups are even a little better than what the Silicone Willy’s have to offer.
Again, the silicone here is pretty rigid and being extra textured, this might be uncomfortable to some.
Geeky Sex Toy’s Big Dildos
These are some of the most affordable XL fantasy dildos available today.
I don’t know how Geeky Sex Toys keep their prices so low considering the quality, but I definitely won’t complain either!
While they’re an Australian company, the prices are all displayed in USD. Plus, international shipping is dirt cheap ( 10$! ), so you won’t have to worry about that either.
Again, their low prices don’t mean low quality in this particular case. The toys they sell are truly gorgeous and come in nice squishy yet firm enough silicone.
In terms of truly fat dildos, they have 4 great options to pick from and their take on fantasy sex toys is really unique:
That’s because their toys, instead of being based on horror & Tolkienesque Fantasy are actually based on pop culture with a big emphasis on comic books and anime.
That big ol’ green dick? Yep, that’s Hulk’s junk. Really redefining the meaning of “Hulk Smash” here, Geeky Sex Toys! The other available thick dildos are inspired by Hellboy, Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy, and the Pumpkin King himself.
So yeah, if you’re a big geek like I am and you need a big dildo to match your geekiness, you’re in luck, my friend!
Pris Toys’ Basilisk & Sentinel
Pris Toys are the new kids on the block in the world of abstract silicone dildos. And having their starting roaster include some non-realistic monster dildos is definitely a great move considering all the large sex toy fans out there!
Heck, I’d even say that these are some of the best abstract fat dildos for your money.
Abstract and with beautiful colorways, these might not be the longest toys on this list, but girth is definitely how they’ve earned a spot on this list.
Being brand new, they only offer 2 different shapes in both standard silicone and dual-density ( for an extra fee, of course ).
The Shapes aren’t the most remarkable, but they definitely get the job done. While not bad, it’s one of those jack of all trades master of none kind of situations. It won’t make g-spot toy lovers OR straight toy fans crazy, but if you lie somewhere in the middle that might just be your jam!
The Dual-density options are very similar to Vixskin, which is definitely impressive for the price. Though you can sort of feel the reduced value while in use. I’m not sure if it is a silicone quality thing or just the experience and expertise of Vixen Creations raising the value of their Vixskin blend. But at that price, we won’t complain!
Large Tantus Toys
The Tantus Line of toys has the largest selection of high-quality silicone toys around. Plus, being mass-produced, they always managed to offer reasonable prices.
So we were really excited when they started including large sex toys in their already pretty diverse collection of silicone toys.
Tantus offers more minimalistic designs compared to the competition.
A nice change when it comes to large sex toys, with veiny textured dicks and movie monster dildos dominating the industry!
Tantus has been doing a lot of catching up as of late expanding their small roaster of big dildos to a point where they can finally compete with the big names of the large sex toy industry!
For example, Tex, the short guy with a kick, is a great toy if you want a cheap toy with plenty of girth ( 3 inches to be exact ). You’d like a bit more length and texture? You got it! The hulking Mr. Universe is the same girth but offers 7 inches in insertable length. If you’re more about that depth, the Cowboy is long and bumpy and sports a whopping 15 inches in length!
And with their growing selection, that’s the just tip of the iceberg-sized dick!
Titus Anal Balls
It seems like large sex toys come in all sorts of fancy shapes, but strangely, very large anal beads are a rare thing to come by. It’s even worst if you’re looking for a quality body-safe option that you can fully sanitize when needed.
No worries though, because as always, Jim the Dildo Dealer has your back, but not as much as these backside wreckers!
The Titus Anal Balls are no longer referred to as anal beads and I think you will understand why:
Made entirely of silicone, the smallest version will start with 4 balls at 1.2 inches in width each and their biggest version features about 2.5 inches of diameter for each ball.
They offer 4 different sizes so you definitely should be able to find a model that’ll suit your needs.
So if you want to feel like you’ve been shot by a shrinking ray, you know what to do!
Plus, these extra-large anal beads, being only girthy in parts, are also pretty darn affordable.
A true cause for celebration, because loaded or broke, size kings/queens have asses all the same!
Large Vixskin Dildos
Vixen Creations is one of our favorite independent sex toy companies. Innovation, quality and well-researched designs is a common thing you’ll find in most of their toys. And the largest Vixskin dildos are definitely no exception.
Vixskin is the Cadillac of dual-density silicone. We’d even argue it is one of the best and most natural silicone experiences that you can have.
FYI, Dual-density silicone toys are made of two layers of silicone of different consistencies: The inner layer is rigid, keeping your toy erect while still being bendable, and the exterior layer is of a natural squishy texture. This succeeds in replicating an uncanny feeling that you’ll find no other realistic dildo.
We also love that every dildo comes in at least 3 colors, with some models having gorgeous and colorful marbled options as well.
If you’re looking for a big dildo, there aren’t too many options to choose from and you won’t find anything above 3 inches in diameter in girth. So no monster dildos here. But the Vixskins are so great that we would be fools not to include them in any dildos list.
Your best Large Vixskin options are:
- The shorter yet girthy Randy ( Length: 5.5″, Width: 2.20″ )
- The longer Lonestar ( Length: 6″, Width: 2″ )
- The even taller Outlaw ( Length: 8.5″, Width: 2″ )
- The impressive Gambler ( Length: 10.5″, Width: 3″ )
It’s also good to know that all that squish provided by the excellent Vixskin will make any large insertion much easier. So if you’re looking for a real challenge, be sure to go a size up!
Split Peaches
Wanting to be stuffed like there’s no tomorrow doesn’t mean that you’re not a cutie pie and/or into visually appealing designs. Sadly, Minimalistic, cute or whimsical isn’t what you’re usually expecting from large sex toys.
This is what makes Split Peaches so unique in the land of size queens and large insertions.
They have simple and colorful designs as well as quirky ones like their ever-popular unicorn horns!
If you’d fancy something a little more rugged they’ve also got the popular “Rivetor” and “Screw you” dildos which are beautiful metallic-looking silicone toys that look more like torture devices than pleasure objects. Truly riveting… ahem.
Every single toy comes in many sizes, from beginner to very large and they also offer a ton of beautiful color choices as well!
Uberrime’s Monster Dildos
Uberrime is probably my new favorite indie company making waves right now.
Even though they’re small and independent, they produce some of the most high-end dildos out there and are probably the biggest rival to Vixen Creations, my other favorite indie brand!
They also have some of the most gorgeous finishes on this list all thanks to their beautiful marbled metallic silicone.
In terms of large dildo options, they offer 4 great models to pick from, ranging from really thick dildos to really long.
Featuring big realistic dildos in abstract colors and a huge tentacle dildo that doubles as a depth toy, they cover a lot of ground with their somewhat limited selection. And to curb those limitations even more, they also come in a nice range of color choices!
The featured silicone is also very squishy and comfortable without being floppy and unmanageable.
I only wish they had dual-density options for their XL toys as their dual-density toys are amazing. But the silicone featured here is so squishy you probably won’t be able to tell the difference!
SquarePegToys®
SquarePegToys® is not only one of the most innovative companies on this list, but they also offer some of the largest dildos made out of silicone you can find today.
Being one of the first companies to offer large silicone toys, SquarePegToys® is definitely an experienced and quality manufacturer.
So whether you’re looking for a huge dildo, long depth exploration tools, huge butt plugs, fisting toys, or even a wagging tail butt plug, they’ve got your back!
They also have realistic dildos molded directly off carefully handpicked penises, with every tiny detail being replicated to a tee. So if you like realism on your thick dildos, you’ll probably get more than you can handle here!
Almost every large sex toy they offer comes in multiple sizes going from manageable to humongous. And you’ll get to pick between either their super squishy and gorgeous bronze or graphite silicone or their firmer black silicone, with some toys offering more traditional colors as well.
Speaking of innovation, one of our favorite sex toy breakthroughs in recent years is their amazing silicone putty for DIY toys. This silly putty for adults lets you modify any existing silicone toys as well as making your own from scratch. Just know that the changes made to existing toys are permanent, so make sure it’s really the direction you want to go in before defacing your favorite toy!
Mr. Hankey’s Toys
Just like SquarePeg, Mr. Hankey, not to be confused with the Christmas poo, is another size queen champion. And if you’re looking for large sex toys, they offer some of the largest silicone toys you will ever find
On top of selling traditional large realistic dildos, they also hold plenty of fantasy options that would give Bad Dragon dick envy.
You’ll find the usual dragon and werewolf bits and, sci-fi nerd that I am, I’m especially fond of the “Alien Breeder”, an H.R. Giger-inspired toy that would definitely get the stamp of approval from the man himself. The “Taintacle” should also fill any tentacle fetish fantasy needs.
Most large sex toys they offer come in a variety of sizes and they show some of the best craftsmanship I’ve seen on silicone toys.
If you’re looking for absolutely fat dildos, you just have to take a look at their Goliath ( sporting nearly 5 inches of diameter ) to know they’re not playing around.
The round bases with engraved logos found on some of their dildos are a nice touch and make every model look like they’re some sort of trophy for the biggest dick in town.
So spice up your old trophy collection and never invite mom and dad over again!
Njoy’s Eleven
Njoy’s stainless steel toys have had quite a following thanks to their universally loved Pure Wand. Every toy they’ve released since all have been straight-up home runs.
The only thing that was missing was a toy for size queens & kings and then the Eleven landed on earth and punched Will Smith right back in the mouth yelling “Welcome to girth”.
Made of ultra-hygienic, frictionless, and nearly indestructible surgical stainless steel, it can be completely sanitized just like any other silicone toy.
The Eleven is ( you guessed it ) 11 inches long with two differently sized ends. One end has a 1.75 inches width and the other offers a fuller 2 inches.
The smallest end is followed by a row of bumps for extra sensation. The bumps also double as a handle when warm-up is over and you’re ready to take on bigger challenges!
The Eleven is also long enough to invite another partner ( man or a woman ) at the other end since the shape is great for both the prostate and the G-spot.
This material has also no give, making this large sex toy feel larger than its silicone counterparts.
While this should be more than enough for most people, it’s not as enormous as what some other companies have to offer. It’s not like I’m trying to pitch a Njoy Thirteen, but if they do make it happen, I sure hope their checks clear.
And this stainless steel beast is HEAVY. It adds a je-ne-sais-quoi that makes it strangely hot and even a little scary, all at the same time.
Use it cold or warm it up ( please avoid the microwave ) and have a blast ( not a microwave one )!
RealCock 2
From the makers of the uncanny and luxurious Real Dolls comes the most realistic dildos ever made!
It’s also the only dual-density silicone toy to have a hand-painted silicone layer that provides realistic color variations instead of opting for one solid ( and less realistic ) hue. This means that you get to have a toy that looks real while still remaining body-safe.
There is also something quite interesting and innovative about their take on Dual-Density.
You see, the two layers of silicone act like any other dual-density blend, with one big difference: The second layer is not attached to the first, acting like a realistic layer of skin that’s slides up and down as you thrust.
Foreskin lovers shouldn’t get too excited though since the RealCock 2 acts more like a circumcised penis than a pristine one.
The balls also float loosely inside of their sack and are just a blast to play with, whether you’re into balls or not ( heterosexual man speaking here ).
All models now come with a Vac-U-Lock compatible hole.
This means you can attach this realistic dildo to any Vac-U-Lock harness, suction cup as well as most fuck machines.
The RealCock 2 is also now offered in three different sizes and colors.
A nice addition since they originally were limited to two sizes and only one ( very caucasian ) color. Of course, just like before, if you want more color choices you can still get a custom one done, but it’ll cost extra!
Not everything is perfect about this amazing dildo as this is the most expensive large dildo you’ll find on this list. But if you can afford it, it’s still well worth it. Especially when you consider the amount of work that is put into each one of them!
