Turning to sex furniture is a great idea whether you want to bring sex to the next level or simply find more comfort during intercourse and toy play.

The real issue is that there are tons of options to choose from, with only very few items being actually worth it in the long run. Then comes the fact that these, often bulky, items tend to take quite a bit of space as well.

So today we’ll look at quality options that are either easy to tuck away or that can be left in plain sight without arousing any suspicion. Of course, for you kinkier folks with space to spare, we’ll also explore some more extreme choices better suited for your own personal dungeon!


Also, make sure to see our guide on what lubes to use as well as how to clean your toys to avoid any complications.


That being said, here’s our top 9 list of the best sex furniture, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.

TOM 2.0 by TenderBeaver

sex furniture

The TOM is a cheap and essential piece of sex furniture for those who can’t live without their suction cup dildos. It’s also the smallest item on this list, so it’s pretty easy to stash away.

This piece of hardware makes using suction cup dildos much more comfortable whether you’re riding doggy style or cowgirl.

But most importantly, It removes the guesswork of having to find a smooth enough surface that’ll comply with your suction cups.

Tender Beaver shows a multitude of ways to use their toy mount, including riding it while laying on your back, but in all honesty, doggy style and cowgirl are essentially the only two real ways to go.

It is still quite versatile though, allowing you to use multiple toys at once on each surface, giving you the option of inviting friends along!

You’ll have to fight for the legroom though, so you might have to put those twister skills to the test.

Another great way to use it is as a threesome surrogate, for those who don’t necessarily have/want another man/strap-on wielding gal to join along.

Lastly, if doggy-style is your favorite way to go, you might want to prop the TOM against a wall or the headboard of your bed to prevent your TOM from sliding around.

CONCLUSION

This is probably the cheapest useful piece of sex furniture you can get today. I’d even say it’s indispensable for those who just love their suction cup dildos to bits.

If you prefer riding your toys cowgirl above anything else, you’ll probably prefer the liberator accessories below since they’re much more comfortable to ride. But otherwise, for the price, the TOM is pretty hard to beat.

 



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Liberator Accessories

sex furniture liberator accessories

 

Liberator makes pillows, throws, and furniture built for sexual intercourse.

All models are very easily washed and their covers are removable and machine washable, so no need to change the entire set of sheets every time things get a bit intense.

Liberator Fascinator Throw sex furniture

Their super soft, absorbent and waterproof throws are definitely a lifesaver. 

They’ll work against whatever fluids you throw at them, and they come in multiple colors and sizes.

Piling up towels and having all your precious bedding and furniture getting stained no matter what you do isn’t optimal. So they’re well worth considering.

liberator ramps and wedges sex furniture

Their ramps and wedges are definitely a classic.

They’re great for providing the right angle for G-Spot and Prostate stimulation during sex. 

But most importantly, they can keep you comfortable even in the most compromising positions.

Liberator BonBon Toy Mount sex furniture

Want to include dildos and g-spot toys?

 If they don’t have suction cups, the Bonbon & the Wing are perfect toy holders made exactly for that purpose. They’ll hold your toys in place for you so you can keep your hands free for some more important business.

magic wand liberator holder sex furniture

Otherwise, if you’re a fan of the unbelievable strength of the Magic Wand, you probably know that it can be quite difficult to hold it during intercourse or over long periods of time. 

Well, Liberator’s Axis and Wanda are the perfect cure for that ailment. They allow you to have a hands-free and comfortable experience that definitely beats having to deal with the sheer bulk and weight of this toy.

Liberator Fleshlight Top Dog Toy Mount sex furniture

For men, there’s also their Fleshlight mounts.

The On a Mission and Top Dog mounts are both great pieces of sex furniture if you’d rather be thrusting over just masturbating with a toy in your hand.

Both models are also very easy to clean even though they don’t come with their signature removable covers. Wiping with a bit of soap and water should be enough for most situations. 

CONCLUSION

If you want to keep your bedding and furniture intact, a nice liberator collection can go a very long way.
And even if you don’t have much money to spare, their throws are well worth considering. 

 



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Love Arc

love arc sex furniture

The Love Arc is what happens when you take sex furniture, fuck machines, and toy holders and make them have a collective baby.

You can secure suction cup dildos and Fleshlights to its solid aluminum frame.

And god knows how hard it is to find the perfect surfaces for your suction cup toys.

With the help of a few add-ons, any dildo with a base ( realistic or not ), powerful wands, and restraints will work as well.

Once this is done, the Arc can be used in so many different ways that you’ll probably never get bored of it. Heck, it would take a whole article just to go through all the options this great device offers.

Best hands free toys

As you can see from this illustration, there are tons of ways of using the Love Arc, but here are a few ideas to get you started:

You can rest it on its handles and enjoy riding your toys cowgirl. Or you could flip it around and use the handles to rock your dildos into yourself like it’s some kind of man-powered sex-machine.

If the idea of an adult See Saw isn’t enough for you, you could also prop it against a wall or with one end onto your bed and it’ll make doggy style with a suction cup toy that much more comfortable.

Since your legs will be able to get past the Arc, it’ll improve your range of motions, and feel more natural than if you used a suction cup directly off a wall.

And you don’t have to only use one toy at a time.

Nothing stops you from strapping a butt plug, a dildo, and a Magic Wand onto your Love Arc all at once and completely lose your mind!

CONCLUSION

Whether you wanna rock, bounce or ride, you will probably find a ton of ways to use the Love Arc.

Still, it is a bit of an involved experience, and if you’d rather have something to do all the work for you, you’ll probably prefer traditional fuck machines.

Uberkinky ships from the U.K., so expect some shipping fees when ordering from anywhere else. Sadly, being a European invention, the Love Arc is almost impossible to find anywhere else.

 



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Liberator Esse

esse sex furniture

Liberator’s Esse is what happens when you take all the Liberator wedges, and genetically splice them with a beautifully modern Sofa.

So not only does this piece of sex furniture looks good enough to be left out in the open and used for normal day to day use, but it’ll also double as an all-in-one multiple position wedge kit as well.

This allows for better angles in most positions, making it easier to hit prostates and g-spots, without the risk of ruining your favorite sofa!

Like most of their accessories, the covers are removable for when you need to give it a more thorough wash.

It also comes with a waterproof liner that’ll prevent any liquids from seeping into the foam and ruining it forever. This means that you can easily just spot wash spills if they’re not too bad.

Most models come with at least one pillow that can be used for resting your head or hips for comfort. But it is also possible to use it to intensify angles or rest your knees on when you’re at the foot of the chair.

Speaking of the different models, the Esse comes in two different variations:

esse sex furniture

The Esse II comes with wooden feet at the base, solving the height issue of the original model as well as making it look even more like a normal piece of furniture.

While the natural wooden feet look great, they can also be finished in a way that better matches your decor.

Black Label esse sex furniture

The Black Label Esse comes with a range of D-Rings on its base, allowing you to attach all sorts of ropes and restraints to it. So if you or your significant other likes being tied up, this is probably the model for you.

Sadly, while the D-Rings are subtle enough, they’re still gonna make the overall design a bit less inconspicuous.

CONCLUSION

If you want a piece of sex furniture that you can leave out in the open, it doesn’t get much better than this.

Plus, when you’re due for a break from all the banging, it’s also comfortable enough to lay down on!

 



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Stockades

Stockroom Stockade BDSM sex Furniture bondage

If you want to make sure that your sub and/or SO can’t move a muscle, stockades have a lot to offer. These systems are great options for prepping your subs for spanking, forced orgasms, or anything really.

These are essentially full-body spreader bars with shackles on the hands, feet, and neck.

So they throw you in a truly compromising position, leaving your target’s ass exposed for everything you’re ready to throw at them.

The Stockroom’s Stockade is one of my favorite all-in-one solutions.

All parts of the stockade are entirely adjustable and it comes with the great “fuck bar”, an extra arm meant to hold any dildo with a base under 2 inches of girth.

This said “fuck bar” can be locked into place as a form of internal restraint. You can also loosen it up for penetration, or discarded entirely if you have different plans for your sub! So it definitely leaves you with plenty of options at your disposal.

The metal shackles, while a bit intense, can also be replaced by any other type of restraints you might want to use.

They also offer the great Slave driver which is essentially the same concept, but this time around the “fuck bar” is replaced by a full-on sex-machine. It’s a cool concept, but you could achieve the same kind of results with the OG stockade if supplemented with your own machine.

CONCLUSION

These devices will leave even the brattiest of subs helpless while opening them up to all sorts of punishment. So needless to say that there’s a lot to love about them!

Couple them with sex machines or some spanking tools, and you’ve got yourself a pretty ruthless combo.

 



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Sex Slings

4-Point Bondage Sling Stand sex furniture

When it comes to sex furniture, slings are probably the most iconic devices of the bunch. This is entirely justified because these are some pretty versatile pieces of equipment.

For one, being entirely adjustable, they’ll make uncomfortable but intense positions much cozier for the person on the receiving end.

Slings will also allow for deeper and longer sex with less effort for both parties involved. 

Plus, with all the extra empty space around the person who is strapped in, it’s very easy to invite more people to join in on the fun.

So if you’re into threesomes, foursomes, and what have you, slings are almost mandatory!

How to mount your slings

When it comes to mounting your slings, there are two different options.

You can either hang them directly on your ceiling, but if it is impossible for you, you can also buy sturdy frames that are fairly easy to assemble and disassemble.  

Hanging your slings from the ceiling is the most cost-effective option since all you’ll need is the sling itself and some chains and hooks ( You’ll have to provide your own hooks in most cases ).

But if you don’t have your own dungeon, you’ll have to figure out how to camouflage your hooks when the sling isn’t in use.

Our favorite method is simply hanging plants from the hooks. Some people also like to gut cheap smoke detectors and drill the hooks through the base, giving you access to the hooks when you open the smoke detector in question.

Hanging slings from a frame will obviously drive up the cost, but it comes with its own advantages.

For one, you won’t have to worry about ripping your ceiling off.

They’re also very easy to disassemble and store, and most suppliers sell duffle bags that’ll fit these sling stands for easy storage and transport.

Additionally, you can attach all sorts of accessories ( Mirrors, lube & towel shelves, etc ) and straps to the poles to customize them to your liking.

Best Slings and Stands

Leather Sling, Web Style

When it comes to slings, our favorite supplier is Stockroom.

Not only do they offer sturdy and quality leather slings, but they also offer a pretty good 4-legged frame that’s easy to pull apart and store in the included duffle bag.

Their 4-legged stand is 45 pounds and supports up to 250 pounds in total.

Just note that the chains, slings, and frames are usually sold separately.

CONCLUSION

There’s a reason why these pieces of sex furniture can be found in most dungeons and sex parties. 

Sex slings are especially handy if you enjoy comfortable, long, deep, and hard sex with your significant other or in a group.

Plus, the fact that they’re so easy to stash away when you’re done with them leaves you with no excuse not to get one!

 



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Liberator Zeppelin

Zeppelin liberator Sex furniture

Disclaimer: This is a personal favorite, so I’m definitely biased and not everyone will agree with me. 

BUT the Zeppelin is essentially the silkiest, world’s largest bean bag!

And if that doesn’t make you at least a little excited, I’m afraid we probably can’t be friends.

Liberator’s Zeppelins come in a ton of sizes and colors. The size ranges from a little bigger than your standard bean bag to full-on bed replacements. But yeah, I would be lying if I said I’d consider anything else than their full-size version!

Like most of Liberator’s selection, it comes with removable and washable covers, so you can really get a nice mess going without worrying too much about it.

Plus, if you want a firmer Zeppelin or if the foam in yours is starting to collapse, you can get more directly from Liberator if you contact their customer service! 

CONCLUSION

While Liberator’s Zeppelins are awesome for intercourse, they’re also amazing for just lounging about like royalty.

Heck, if you have a good back, you could probably just get rid of your bed entirely!

 



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Straddle-Style Vibrators

cowgirl sex furniture

If you’re familiar with straddle style vibrators, you might be wondering why it isn’t the Sybian you’re looking at.

To put it simply, the Tremor performs better, looks better, and is easier to clean at a fraction of the price of the Sybian. 

And while the Cowgirl is a bit more expensive than the Sybian, it offers way more features and style over the now outdated original design.

But before we get into the nitty-gritty,  it’s good to know that saddle style vibrators aren’t for everyone.

If you’re the type of person who, after a session with their Magic Wand, thinks they could use even more power, you will absolutely love these. If you’re into rotations or forced orgasms, you will also get a lot out of it. Otherwise, you’re better off saving your money for something else.

These saddle style sex machines vibrate and rotate and both features can be controlled independently thanks to their wired controller.

Both models come out of the box with 2 silicone attachments, one for external play and another for penetration. It is also possible to buy more official attachments if needed. 

All Tremor & Cowgirl attachments are interchangeable with any Sybian or Motorbunny attachments, so you’ll never run out of options.

The only real downside is that these pieces of sex furniture are all pretty damn loud. But at this point, it doesn’t really matter since, if you straddle these powerful toys, you won’t be silent either!

tremor sex furniture

When it comes to the Tremor, we’re big fans of the removable silicone pad that covers its frame. 

While the Sybian sells a fluid-proof cover separately, this cover comes included with every model and is completely sanitizable. 

So if you plan on using this sex machine on more than one person, it doesn’t get much more hygienic than that.

cowgirl sex furniture

As for the Cowgirl, it’s the only device of its kind to provide vibration patterns on top of the more traditional constant vibrations.

But the real difference is the fact that it can be controlled wirelessly through an app, making it a great toy for long-distance relationships as well.

The cowgirl can be either remote or App Controlled and comes covered in luxurious, and durable Vegan Leather.

CONCLUSION

While we’re aware that the power offered by saddle style vibrators is not for everyone, these machines are still a major improvement over the now outdated Sybian. 

These modern takes on the Sybian are the best options today for forced orgasms and power queens that just can’t get enough. 

 



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Beds & Bedding

bed & bedding sex furniture

Let’s face it, the most crucial piece of sex furniture is the bed. So unlike the past entries, instead of taking you away from the bed, let’s get back to it!

First of all, while we love the throws from Liberator, they are what they are: A throw.

They don’t cover the entire bed and if not careful, it’s easy to move them out of the way during vigorous play, exposing your precious mattresses to all sorts of kinky fluids.

If this concerns you, you will love the Sheets of San Francisco’s bedding.

Their Fluid-Proof bed and pillow covers are made of breathable polyurethane & come in many sizes.
Plus, being machine washable, they really make things easy for you.

So not only you’ll be able to protect your precious mattresses, but having your pillows covered will also allow you to use them as wedges and ramps without having to worry about soaking them.

If you have the funds, you could also get a full-on Bondage bed.

These essentially act as fully-featured self-contained dungeons.

When you’re not using any type of attachments with them, they simply look like stylish sturdy beds. So if you’re worried about what the visit might think, worry no more! 

All models come with plenty of hooks and bars to attach restraints to them and the models we will be linking to also come with sling hoops at every corner of the bed!

bondage bed sex furniture

This essentially removes the need to drill holes on your ceilings or assembling and disassembling sling frames every time you feel a little frisky.

Couple them with the bedding above and you’ll never want to leave your room again!

CONCLUSION

For those who feel like the bed is where it’s at, this is everything you’ll need to turn your bed into the ultimate plowing station.

Of course, these custom bed frames might not be suited for everyone’s budget, but the bedding outlined in this entry will extend the lifetime of any mattresses and pillows greatly. 

 



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