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The dildo is celebrating its 28,000th birthday and it never looked any better.
Being probably the earliest sex toy in the history of human civilization, (if you don't count ripe fruits with holes punched into them, of course), we certainly understand the appeal.
It gives you most of the fun of a good banging without having to deal with any of the stuff that might come attached to it.
And if you'd like something attached to it, you'll be glad to know that most of our selection is Harness Compatible!
So fans of pegging, strap-on lesbos, and trans men rejoice!
They're also almost all safe for anal play.
So as long as there is a base or testicles, you should be good to go.
If you are looking for non-realistic and abstract dildos refer to our non-realistic dildos list where you're bound to find what you're looking for!
And if you're looking for truly large toys, you're better off reading our large sex toys list.
That being said, here’s our top 10 list of the best dildos, not necessarily from worst to best, because everyone’s needs and budgets are different.
- 1 Cheap Dildos
- 2 Mid-Range Dildos
- 3 High-End Dildos
Colours by Ns Novelties
If you're in for a cheap, body-safe and realistic dildo with a decent suction cup, any single one of these should do the trick.
They come in many colors and sizes and every model is made of non-porous silicone.
At this price, usually the closest you'll get to silicone is a misleading name on a label with a toy that is made of a toxic material made to look and feel like silicone.
The only real catch is that they're pretty rigid and the detailed veins and head can be painful or uncomfortable to some.
It's also worth checking out the Ruse dildos by blush novelties if you want more choices, they're about the same price and they also come with pretty good suction cups.
Otherwise, if your funds are low but you still want a safe realistic dildo it doesn't get any better than this.
This is as cheap as it gets if you're looking for a body safe, realistic suction cup dildo.
Just keep in mind that while this might work for a lot of people, these are still rather rigid. So if you prefer squishier but still cheap toys, the next entry should suit your needs better.
Cheapest Places to buy:
U.S. & Canada: SheVibe
The U.K. version of the collection is branded as Lifelike Lovers Luxe. Make sure to buy the silicone luxe models because the other models aren't made of body safe silicone. There's also a bit less of a choice, so if you don't mind the shipping, order from SheVibe for more options.
Coloursoft by Ns Novelties
You guessed it, the Coloursofts are the softer relative of the Colours.
They're as detailed but the squish you'll get out of them will smooth out every ridge and vein you may encounter during play.
So if you felt cheated since there wasn't a cheap realistic dildo option for people who can't take rigid toys comfortably, consider yourself reassured.
Unlike the Colours, you have a little less choice to pick from. With only 2 different sizes to choose from and only eye-popping hues with no skin tones offered this time around.
UPDATE: They've now released the Dual-Density Colours which combines both of their silicone densities in one single toy with a firm core and squishy outer layer.
These come in the same size and color choices as the Coloursoft and are some of the cheapest quality Dual-Density Toys as of yet!
Being cheap, bendy and squishy, they're the perfect alternative if you can't stomach rigid or strongly textured toys.
It's an extremely rare thing to find at that price without landing on a toxic or porous material, so get on it!
Fleshjack boys Dildos by Fleshlight
If you're willing to spend a little more without having to skip a meal this week, these ultra-realistic dildos should be considered.
Like the Fleshjack masturbators, they are molded directly on gay male porn stars.
So if the idea of having a replica of someone else's penis is unnerving to you, you should skip this entry.
Otherwise, the detailed molds of these toys make them as realistic as they can get with every vein and fold being duplicated perfectly.
The silicone has a nice rigidity to it while still being bendable and somewhat squishy.
While not as good as dual-density dildos, the realism and detail of the replicas sure make up for it.
Every toy also tries to replicate the exact skin tone of its actor, with no unnatural preset tones.
Fleshjack dildos come in smaller regular sizes with the Kevin Warhol, Marcus Mojo & Jake Bass replicas.
But size queens do not fret since almost all the rest of the collection comes all in impressive sizes.
There are also a few options available with removable suction cups included!
It's not clearly stated if it is indeed a rebranded Tantus suction cup that is included. But if it is not the case, it's a near perfect copy.
And these silicone suction cups will also fit in almost any toy with a Vibrating bullet hole as well.
UPDATE: They now have released a new collection of dildos based on heterosexual porn stars called the Fleshlight Guys. It's brand new so there isn't as much choice but they are still well worth considering.
If you're in for ultra-realistic, cheap and body-safe silicone dildos, those detailed replicas could be what you are looking for.
Cheapest Place to buy:
Truskyn Dildos by Doc Johnson
We've had a long and sometimes troubled relationship with Doc Johnson. Though, this time around, it does feel like those issues are coming to an end.
Being one of the biggest and oldest sex toy companies, they always managed to offer good competitive prices. Sadly, especially when it comes to making a realistic dildo, the doctor has left us with toys that were toxic and porous.
But now they have finally caught up. Following closely behind companies like Tantus and Vixen Creations, they have released their own version of dual density silicone.
Dual density silicone toys are made of two layers of silicone of different consistencies:
The inner layer is rigid, keeping your toy erect while still being bendable, and the exterior layer is of a natural squishy texture. This succeeds in replicating an uncanny feeling that you'll find in no other realistic dildo.
While not being as close in quality and visual appeal as Vixen creations Vixskin and Tantus's O2, it was found to be often a tad squishier than Tantus' dual density.
We'd also like to give a special mention to their Tru Curve dildo.
While it isn't the most visually appealing toy, it is one of the best G-spotting dildos around.
Most importantly, they offer some of the most affordable prices for dual density silicone toys as well.
And That's the kind of forward thinking we always loved from the old Doctor.
Just please, no more shitty materials from now on!
The Truskyn's are an affordable dual density silicone collection with plenty of choices to pick from.
Unfortunately, they don't come with suction cups but that's the price to pay to pay less!
Realnude by Blush
Following closely behind indie companies, big manufacturers seem to all have jumped on the dual-density wagon.
Realnude is Blush's attempt at making their own version of this popular silicone combo.
And being one of our favorite cheap body-safe toy manufacturers, our expectations were high and we're happy to say that, as usual, they delivered.
More on the Semi-Realistic side, they'll appeal more to people who aren't looking for veins and folds galore.
They still offer realistic skin tones as well as pink and blue options for most of their toys.
So how does their Dual Density Silicone compare to the competition? Well, like most blends, they're squishier than Tantus's O2, and the firm core is one of the bendiest around.
Most importantly, suction cups come included with every model.
A feature that rarely makes an appearance in Dual density toys, with only a few Vixskin toys having passable suction cups.
We'd even go as far as saying that they're the best suction cups you can find on Dual Density silicone toys. Impressive coming from such a budget option.
Affordable semi-realistic dual density silicone toys with good suction cups? What more can you ask for?
Even if you were planning on spending buckets of cash on a nice realistic dildo, it's hard to let the Realnudes pass. And at that price, you might just as well get both.
Cheapest Places to buy:
Worldwide: Peepshow Toys
O2 Dildos by Tantus
I think the reason behind why they call it the O2 is because, after trying out these dual density silicone toys, you end up needing them like Oxygen.
They come in a variety of sizes, shapes, and colors.
This time around, they're more rigid than the other alternatives out there, and for some people, that's a good thing.
You are also required to buy the add-on suction cup for the toys, making the combination as expensive as the Vixskin models with integrated suction cups.
The Tantus Suction cup does perform better in most cases though.
And being able to use them with almost any toy with bullet holes is also a big plus.
While we still prefer Vixskin, because they are far more squishy and realistic, these are definitively the close seconds.
Otherwise, if you prefer firmer dildos, the O2s will probably suit your needs better anyway.
Best Place to buy:
While this might not seem to be the cheapest place to buy from, it is definitively the safest place since inferior counterfeits plague the Market.
If you want a genuine product, we recommend you to shop directly from Tantus.
Luxe by Calexotics
The Luxe Touch-Sensitive dildos are probably the only high-end vibrating suction cup dildos available today.
While every other type of toy has gotten the high-end treatment, suction cup dildos seem to have been completely left behind.
This Semi-Realistic dildo aims to fix that and does it beautifully with a pretty unique feature to boot.
Its rechargeable, waterproof and comes with 10 different vibrating modes and innovative touch-sensitive sensors.
You see, the deeper you stroke, the stronger the vibrations get.
And instead of being just a simple gimmick, it actually makes this realistic dildo even more hands-free whether it's stuck on a wall or in a strap-on.
Sadly, the Luxe comes in only one rather universal size, but you do get a nice range of colors to choose from.
Vibrating suction cup dildos are like the unicorns of the sex toy world.
Throw in some pretty unique features and some pretty decent vibrations as well and you've got a toy that is in a league of its own.
New York Toy Collective Dildos
Now here's another indy company that has made its way into our cold, cold hearts.
Sex positive and offering all sorts of great appendages for Trans men, almost anyone can enjoy their quality products.
Proud owners of G-Spots and Prostates have all fallen in love with their pack and play toys for their pronounced heads known to reduce most people into puddles of their former selves.
While Pack & Play Dildos are mostly meant to be worn by Trans Men, this doesn't limit any cisgender folks & trans women to use them either.
With posable shafts that you can tuck away in your pants, this feature can also be used to get the perfect angle for penetration.
Otherwise, Ellis and the very large Leroy are two uncircumcised realistic dildos made of their great dual density silicone. No pronounced heads this time around though.
So if pronounced heads aren't your thing, and you prefer your dongs straight and to the point, these will probably work better for you.
Ellis comes with a suction cup and no posable core and Leroy is posable and without a suction cup.
Another great selling point is that they offer a multitude of gorgeous colors for their toys. So whether you're looking for natural skin tones or beautiful & colorful options, there's something for you.
New York toy collective offers some amazing g-spotting & pegging dildos as well as natural uncut dual density toys amongst many other things.
And if you buy from them, you get to support an awesome independent, sex-positive, and queer-friendly company.
Vixskin Dildos by Vixen Creations
Vixen Creations is one of our favorite independent sex toy company. Innovation, quality and well-researched designs is a common thing you'll find in most of their toys. And the Vixskin dildos are no exception.
Vixskin is the Cadillac of dual density silicone. We'd even argue it is one of the best and most natural silicone experience that you can have.
In our opinion, every penny is fully justified and we wouldn't mind spending even more for them.
There are many options to choose from. We also love that every realistic dildo comes in at least 3 colors, with some models having gorgeous and colorful options as well.
Vixen Creations also offer a few models with suction cups as well. Being the Maverick, Mustang, Tex, and Vixskin Randy, more precisely.
Although your success might vary from a toy to another, most of them should work pretty well on horizontal surfaces. Vertical planes are a bit harder on these toys, so make sure to pick a very smooth surface and press hard when securing your toy.
These are some of the best realistic dildos you can get today. So if you can afford them, forget about every other toy mentioned earlier and never look back!
Cheapest Places to buy:
U.S. & Canada: Amazon
While we usually don't encourage buying sex toys from Amazon due to the many knockoffs circulating around, The Shag Supply vendor is one of the rare trustworthy sellers on the site.
They also have the cheapest prices for Vixen creations toys around.
They don't always have all the models available though, so If you can't find what you like, you should check out SheVibe.
From the makers of the uncanny and luxurious Real Dolls comes the most realistic dildo ever made.
It is also the only triple density toy that we're aware of.
And while this may sound like some useless one-upping, it actually makes a world of difference.
You see, the first two layers of silicone act like any other dual-density blend with one difference.
The second layer is not attached to the first, acting like a realistic layer of skin that's slides up and down as you thrust.
Foreskin lovers shouldn't get too excited since the RealCock 2 acts more like a circumcised penis than a pristine one.
The balls also float loosely inside of the scrotum and are just a blast to play with, whether you're into balls or not ( heterosexual man speaking here ).
And while most silicone toys are made of one solid color, every single RealCock 2 is meticulously hand painted with a third thin layer of colored silicone.
This means you get to have a toy that looks real while still remaining body-safe.
Blue-ish hues will be found on every vein and the gland has a natural warm pink to it along with some other subtle color variations along the shaft.
The large base makes the dildo easier to ride as well.
And the smaller DTF model also has a Vac-U-Lock compatible hole.
This means you can attach this realistic dildo to any Vac-U-Lock harness, suction cup as well as most fuck machines.
While these luxury dildos are truly amazing, there are a few caveats.
First of all, the RealCock 2 is only offered in two different sizes.
You'll get 8 inches of insertable length and 6.25 to 6.5 inches in circumference with the original model.
Otherwise, the DTF model offers 6.5 inches of insertable length and 5.5 inches in circumference.
It's a strange move on their part, but if we can reassure you, all that squish goes a long way into making these toys more manageable than their more rigid counterparts.
Then there's the fact that it only comes in white. Unless you're ready to throw in an extra 250 bucks to get a custom color that is...
Lastly, this is the most expensive realistic dildo you'll find on this list. But if you can afford it, it's well worth it. Especially when you consider the amount of work and realism that is put into it.
It's simply the most realistic dildo you will ever find. So if you can stomach the price and size and you'll accept nothing but uncanny realism, this is your guy.
We only wished there were more sizes and colors available.
Cheapest Places to buy:
RealCock 2 Original
RealCock 2 DTF
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